How does it feel to know that no matter how hard you try you will never be Kali Muscle?
I'm fine with that
>I will never spend over 10 years of my life in prison and go gay porn
What's the over and under when he goes back to jail? He used a prop gun and someone said they were calling the cops and he thought it was serious.
>Implying I don't drink hyphy mud, do a high rep prison workout then eat tuna, top ramen and honeybuns everyday
I'll be his size in no time brah
I would hate to be black
>>35512364
Pretty good actually.
He's got a disgusting roid gut, a weird-looking veinlump in his left-bicep and will probably die before he reaches 60. No thanks.
YOU SEE MY MF EYES?!!!
I'M OFF THAT HYPHY MUD
>>35512364
Great
ITT: mad white cuccbois
>>35512893
This
>>35512402
isnt hyphy mud, diet coke and instant coffee?
does this actually do anything? i could try this shit right now if i wanted to
>>35512893
ITT: people who arent roid monkey niggers
fixed it ;^)
>>35513330
Do it, report results
>>35513330
Do it. Die for us.
Feels fucking awesome. If I woke up as Kali muscle with the memory of who I am now, I would simply off myself. Maybe the limited neural capacity would allow me to find peace in my new vessel though.
>>35512364
I know this is a troll, but why would anyone save a handful of men want to ever look like Kali Muscle? Granted he is very strong. He is carrying way to much muscle. Not aesthetic at all. Serge Nubret shits all over Kali.
>>35515208
That's because he has a neck.
>>35513348
>roid
Kali has said so many times he don't roid, you's just a mad abercrombie and fitch ass runway model lookalike whiteboi who don't eat enough o' dat hyphy shit to get big
>>35512364
Bretty good
>>35512364
Good actually
