So who is the biggest alpha male in the fitness community /fit/?
pic related desu senpai
>>35511805
>implying that fat fuck would do anything but bleed with that same look rhonda rousey had on her face when she got punched in the face
kinda want to see this happen now, tbhfam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HivxFBB87-Y
song related.
also
>seriously thinking that murder out of self-defense is 100% legally bullet-proof against an un-armed opponent with no evidence of a lethal threat
i don't even pretend to know shit about law and i know this is wrong as fuck... you would think the pseudo lawyer would realize this
>>35511805
kek
>pic related pretty alpha 2bh
>>35511805
>enter thread
>expect vagina gains b8
>get blaha instead
This thread is better than I expected, truly.
>>35511863
>unironically liking jason blaha
want to know how i know you are a disgusting fat piece of shit who looks absolutely DYEL?
Blahahaha probably couldn't even draw his gun from his fat folds.
>>35511856
elliot hulse is cool because he's actually batshit crazy
That nigga is a hardass bitch who's hung up on getting bullied in school
>>35511882
>all this rage
What I'm getting at is instead of terrible b8 we have a fairly good "ironic" start to a thread.
Also i prefer a legitimate autist like Blaha over a legitimately sane but unpleasant bloke like VG. His rants are so cringey it's funny as balls.
>>35511851
song is official based/10
>>35511856
Where is the video in which he is shaking and screaming
>>35511978
you mean all of them?
>>35511805
That's some little bitch shit. You don't take someone's life because you get punched.
>>35511978
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjWU0Rt7F7A&t=6m00s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjWU0Rt7F7A&t=9m16s
based elliot
>>35511978
youtube search "elliot hulse screaming" and there's a bunch of them, the good one where he got super weird he took down though
>>35511805
>gun faggots
>alphas
There is nothing more beta than hiding behind a weapon like a pussy.
>>35512003
So honorable and chivalrous
do you say m'lady too?
>>35511851
song is ok
what pisses me off though is when a less then mediocre drummer has a setup way beyond his league
>>35512002
infinite elgintensity has most of the better clips (including the handjob/massage tantrum screaming) on his dailymotion channel
>>35512019
>playing in the pocket means you are less than mediocre
0/10
don't pretend like you know shit about drumming.
the drummer is just playing what the singer wrote, man... picarro was considered the greatest because he never played solos, and he was amazing and playing in the pocket (not to say he didn't have his technical licks as well, because he most certainly did)
>>35511805
gooby desu senpai
>>35512052
thanks anon
>>35512052
>>35512002
>>35511978
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x21e9q3_bioenergetic-therapy-is-bullshit_fun
one of a few hulse videos... by far my favorite
>>35511851
Dude dude in most states this is A-ok. Look up concealed weapons permits and read the rules. Not saying I agree with it...but this kind of shit is accepted in the eyes of the law.
>>35512103
No it's not
you can't just escalate a situation and exercise lethal force cause a person punched you
>>35512099
whys some faggot talking over it
and how can it be bad to scream out loud
always feels good 2bh
>>35512070
you interpret a lot into what I was saying
would you feel better if you could unload a bit more of your uneducated opinion?
>did Elliot's autistic screaming
>releaesed massive amounts of anxious energy and ended up yelling about things I'd never think of, like pay attention to me mom and why don't you look at me don't ignore me etc
>end up very emotional
>feel weird for a day
>feel better and have a better relationship with my family after
Dude has fucking balls posting that shit on the internet, but it's like a therapy and should be kept private imo
Honestly helped me though
>>35512209
All of this happened at 24 and I didn't feel particularly neglected, but afterwards I came to terms with it and released a lot of resentment I didn't even know I had
>>35512169
maynard only picks fantastic musicians to play with him.
i assumed that since the drumbeat was so simplistic, you attributed that to a lack of talent on behalf of the drummer, rather than a recognition of the fact you are listening to an amazing drummer play in the pocket.
so what do you have against jeff friedl?
what makes you think he is "mediocre"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCbR843Z_zE
>>35512209
>Dude has fucking balls
and he breathes into them
>>35512220
i prefer pharmahuasca, tbhfam.
but i suppose the result is what matters, not the methodology
>Blahahaha autism
Keep in mind guys, he is a former CIA SAD spook
>>35512135
>you can't just escalate a situation and exercise lethal force cause a person punched you
Is that why George Zimmerman is in jail?
>>35511805
If some guy assaulted you, you guys wouldn't defend yourselves? A CC is the absolute best way to do that.
>in before muh honor
>in before I'm a kung fu MMA master I would have him on the ground in 1 second
>>35512337
>>35512337
>being a murderer is preferable to getting punched in the face
is this what living vaginas actually believe?
>>35512357
I totally agree.
>>35512329
Completely different situation
if you get into a bar fight and you're the one that pulls a gun and kills somebody in a melee scuffle your ass is getting slapped with manslaughter or murder and weapons charges
>>35511957
How the fuck is VG sane? He recorded his grandfather dying and has admitted to being a sociopath
>>35511805
>shooting someone with a weapon because he punched you with his fists
How more beta can you get Amerikeks?
>>35512405
Fucking Americans. Get on your knees and take his beating like a MAN.
>>35512405
>>35512421
not all 'murkans are southern texas fags...
also the top MMA fighters are mostly all american (especially when you consider clay guida is undefeated and has beaten rafael dos anjos)
>>35512391
Well, I have to agree. I had forgotten about the more cringy episodes and about how he always carries a kinfe and other such shit.
The funny thing about Blaha and Vg is that both haven't moved out of the 16 yo edgy kid mentality. Blaha is legit entertaining because you know he's just a big keyboard warrior, but I could actually see the green goblin shooting up a school.
>>35511936
He went off the deep end for a bit, but he seems back to center now.
>>35512450
clay guida is 32-16
>>35512466
i feel the opposite.
VG is straight up trolling and he knows it. Blaha is likely to burn down a mosque.
>>35511920
>yfw he was a mercenary
He would wreck u m80
See, blaha was molested as a kid and had vicious fights with his dad as kid/teen.
Say what you want about him, but name one mentally stable person who went through that and is fine now. It's only a matter of time before he really does kill someone
>>35511978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIdyfw4CbI0&t=4m16s
>>35512556
>he was mercenary secret CIA FBI NSA agent with top secret government information with licence to kill
It's hard to find some one from fitness yt channels more beta than he is
>>35512591
That's pretty sad, but it makes his retarded shit even more funny.
>>35512556
Lolno.
>>35511805
Veggie gains is by far the biggest alpha in the fitness industry
>prove me wrong
>>35511805
Where's the video Blaha made after he got his ass kicked in that bar fight? The one were his face is all messed up black & blue.
>>35513316
>Alpha
>Can't spread genes
nope
