Story time
>be me
>sixteen years old, sophomore in high school
>have to sit next to this fat blob of fat
>she reeks of mayonnaise and body odor
>always wears super tight clothes
>always bitches about how she can't lose weight because of a 'disorder'
>start taking daily pictures of her on snapchats and send them to all my friend
>one day teacher catches me
>get suspended
>have to take a bullying class
>fast forward two years
>still take daily blob photos
pic related, its her
Also if you want to subscribe hmu
>>35504761
>be me
time for you to fuck off back to reddit you immature faggot.
>>35504815
Its like you never read a greentext
>>35504761
Okay, where do I sign up to see more?
>>35504815
>>35504829
Sorry babes first story I've posted
>>35504761
Fat women wear leggings because it stops chafing I think.
Same a runners basically.
>>35504829
Putting ">be me" at the start of a greentext story is something that literally only redditors do
Since you're a redditfag like OP, how about you both fuck off, morons
>>35504761
You're actually autistic.
>>35504980
Apologizing on 4chan
Newfag detected
But in all seriousness don't apologize on this site no matter how wrong or sorry your are
>>35505468
>Helping out a newfag instead of calling him a fag.
>newfag
>>35504815
First time on 4chan?
>>35505539
kek
original prostate
>>35504815
I don't get why people are still starting shit with
>be me
in the year 2016 desu
>>35504761
Snapchat me a pic of you swallowing the business end of a 12 gauge.
OP please share your snapchat so we could lurk the beast
>>35505539
CHEEDY
>>35504761
LMAO!
op let me get the snapchat so i can laugh at this whale every day
