https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO90ywHneUg
WHO IS GETTING FUCKING BIG IN 2016
>>35488873
It begins...
>tfw need to start cutting now
i'm gonna have a late start in june anon
>>35488873
I feel like we my have gone too far in a few places
So much product placement and meme supplements
>MFW 5% OF MY CARS RUNNING BECAUSE I SOAKED THE ELECTRICALS OF THE REST WHILE CHUGGING BCAAS ON MY WAY TO AN 8 HOUR ARM SESSION
LIVING THAT 5% LIFE
>>35489082
not really. egg whites and liver support aren't really meme supplements.
>>35489147
post your best rich piana pics i lost my old folder
>>35489166
Jesus what a narcissist
This is pretty awesome actually, he's being pretty detailed about everything. Think I'll be following it from time to time.
>tfw first episode was not an 8 hour arm workout
>>35488873
Honestly I kind of like Rich cos he seems kind of down to earth, but the guy seems to have lost it in the past year or so. All he does is swear and he actually sounds insane; in his earlier videos he's much more level headed and confident.
His new video in OP was honestly the funniest thing I've seen in a long time, even if it was unintentional.
>>35489318
yeah his progress is going to be interesting. I wonder if he is going to be training legs.
>>35488873
The music that starts at around 17 minutes is the most goofball shit.
>>35489375
If the guy even does legs
>>35489413
I think it's just generic music you can get from YouTube, it has nothing on the stuff from the MUTANT days:
https://mustafayazicioglu.bandcamp.com/album/mutant-leaving-humanity-behind
>>35489375
>>35489436
when will this "legs" meme stop. cmon guys its 2016
>>35489484
>when will this "legs" meme stop. cmon guys its 2016
dude if you have an insanely huge upper body and have small legs you are going to look fucking retarded.
I love it. Like a tasteless train crash in slow motion. It somehow represents our culture perfectly.
Rich Piana has blown up since this time last year, when his YouTube comment section wasn't filled with a bunch of memes and jokes. I think Rich is very entertaining, dick hangs lower than the balls, goes to a gym with 10 dudes tatted up, lol, guy is crazy but I watch his videos.
>>35489516
he was a pro bb of course he trained legs
>>35489536
Yet I see it as an adventure to surpass what you represent. He is breaking beyond what is considered normal.
Men need this shit. It isn't healthy don't get me wrong, but it is still motivational. The dude is a natural leader and a positive one at that.
So if he ascends to something beyond his previous plateu, then how can this not be applauded?
>tfw 23 and no European Reich to adventure with
>>35489484
>legs meme
Top shelf kek
>>35488873
I fucking loved this video. Rich looks puffy as shit.
I just had another meal just because of this cunt.
I'm already stuffed to shit but fuck it, going to eat instead of fuck my girl.
MAN INSPIRING.
This fucking guy has a hot chick.
Not even trolling.
Fuaark
>that chest hair
>that tree trunk core
>willing to laugh at anything
>foul mouth but loveable
First time im actually seeing rich as husbando material
>egg whites in a bottle
What the fuck America
>>35489458
He used it in another video. I found it pretty ridiculous then too.
>15 minutes of cardio
Oh man, what a health nut over here
>>35490200
0.25 hour heart
8 hour arms
that's perfect. what the fuck is your problem
>>35488873
I'm already big. Trying to get shredded now brah.
>>35488873
4 scoops of prostate pills CMON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15Lq-X-Sqf4
Piana workout
>95% making sounds
>5% exercise
>>35490322
you gotta grunt big and scream big to get big
laws of nature
>>35490402
>>35490322
Being silent is for puny humans.
CMON YOU WANNA STAY SMALL?
>>35489555
It's crazy dude. I remember discovering him just 2 years ago when he was a nobody in mutant.
>>35490322
Rich is so loud when he's making videos on Earth because in space there's no sounds. he's not used to having to control sounds that he makes
>AMG
>reliable
No, it's not. You're just a dumb fuck
>>35489516
>>35489436
>>35489375
Hes openly said he has no desire for big legs since he doesnt compete anymore. This is a video of him casually squatting 4 pl8 with constant tension though so its not like dudes not strong
http://youtu.be/_xnZ8360wFU
>>35488873
Guessing from the woman laughing at the start
of the video I'm suspecting that his wife is
filming him.
I wonder what it must be like for a woman to
film a guy like Rich eating, doing stomach
vaccum exercises and what not and looking
like a gorilla not matter what it is.
Jesus Christ he looks tattered as fuck.
>>35490551
Mutant rich is best rich
>>35489166
>shoe & belt shopping??
Gucci, Prada &......... ADIDAS
>>35488873
>tfw your house is 10x nicer than Richy Pantaloons
>>35490007
why is that bad?
>>35492219
highly doubtful
>>35492723
You know the bank foreclosed and repossessed his last house in 2014. Mutant spent all his money on scoops instead of paying that mortgage.
>>35488873
this might be equally as bad as being fat
how does he even wipe his ass?
he really didnt cook his egg whites long
id cook it a bit longer maybe add some pepper or chilli for taste
holy shit that puffy motherfucker is about 4 years away from a heart attack, and about 10 away from some neurodegenerative disease
>all that muscle he has lost since being off roids
heh
>>35488873
I wouldn't be suprised if Rich literally drops dead any minute. His body looks like it can't handle 30 more pounds in addition to his rediculous cycle.
>>35493506
his motto is "IF I DIE I DIE"
If I take this will I end up delusional like him
Can anyone post the 'no humanity' dark souls opulent klavier image?
>>35488873
He's really fucking leaving all of humanity behind
if his goal is to put on 30 lbs of muscle he probably will die, this year, or get seriously injured.
>>35490690
Despite roids and synthol, I have the utmost respect for this man.
He's strong, works hard, is intelligent, good businessman, and all around seems like a nice and likable guy. Hopefully one day I may be the same way.
kek, one of his training buddies looks like a fruit roll-up
Why doesn't he just add more scoops?
MORE SCOOPS
I like Rich, and I feel bad because I don't believe he's happy
>>35488873
He looks like he's gonna fall over in this video. Wheezing to just walk to the kitchen and struggling to hoist up those liver and organ pills. The size of his chest is gonna choke him in his sleep, he needs switch out that mini fridge next to the bed for a CPAC machine stat.
>100 lat raises in one go
>100 bent-over flyes
>3 sets of it
>No rest
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA holy fucking shit the guy is a legit beast. And he's gonna do it every day for two months? Guy is unreal.
I thought I did good for throwing in 5x10 lat raises at the end of every training session, guess I gotta step my game up.
I'm glad he got rid of that god awful mullet
What was his name again?
>We'll soon be able to eat Rich Piana brand meals
>>35490320
Kek this was incredibly shitty, but it's so shitty it's funny.
>>35490320
The X-Files bit got me
>>35488873
If Blaha can do it then so can Rich. Go get em tiger.
>>35494971
WTF
>>35492219
You mean your parents' house
>>35495065
DB tricep extensions I think
>>35495066
Nah, not all of /fit/ is prepubescent trolls.
>>35490320
I feel like an idiot cause of how much i laughed at this
>>35489166
What a fucking imbecile.
>>35488873
Could Rich just put the egg whites and the oatmeal in a blender and then drink his meal? Much faster and wasted time doing dishes.
>>35495323
Do I have a shitty blender if it doesn't blend oats? I tried making a shake the other day and all of the oats just sank to the bottom
>>35488873
30lbs!!!! He'll pop better get the spill tubs ready.
>>35495269
he's happier with his life than most people ever will be
>>35495342
Buy an electric coffe grinder. I use it for grinding oats.
>>35490320
top zozzle
Jeez i watched the whole thing. It was actually entertaining
He's 45?
Also have you guys read his wiki page?
It looks like he wrote it.
Also he's only 5'1" kek
>>35489375
>>35489436
>>35490690
How...in....the fuck....is he...gonna....put on 30 muthafucking lbs....without training legs? He will literally look like this.
>>35490320
Holy fuck i laughed :DDD
>>35490320
holy kek
>>35497363
>wanting to look like a well proportioned human
Rich is becoming a walking human experiment and I fucking love being able to see it happen
Did he get his sides tattooed like that so it gives the illusion that his waist is smaller and so his chest looks even bigger?
>>35497602
>human experiment
>human
Honestly, I like this guy. I don't know why though.
>>35497622
yes
all his tattoos are in each specific position to enhance his physique
at one point he had them all done in bronze to match the tanner he was using so you couldn't see them on stage when he was fully painted
Man he fucking drinks his oats lmao
I love this shit
>vaccuums
Is this shit legit? Could it help me end fridge mode?
No 8 hr arms?
>>35494556
Have you noticed any strength/volume gains compared to the rest of your body? Im thinking of doing the same with but abs cause Im seriously lagging behind.
>>35497761
Don't worry senpai, in 2 months he'll do sets of 100 reps just before bed every day
>18:47
brehs
Did anyone else notic his wife´s deep voice? Also her doing lat pulldowns it looked like she made some nice gains since the last video I saw her in, wich was like 3 months ago.
Hm..
>cars are fucked
>buys a new car instead of repairing them
well okay
>>35497777
check'd
mark 05 march 2016, quads predict
Does this guy drink anything other than BCAAs anymore?
>>35495434
Yeah nothing says happiness and satisfaction like someone who can't even stop at steroids and has to use synthol
>>35497820
hes obviously making that up
truth is he probably doesnt have enough money to fix and maintain them
>>35497820
>tfw you will never be so big that every car you enter gets a flat tyre
>>35497863
Yeah, he's probably paying them off paycheck to paycheck, struggling to keep them
>three expensive cars out of commission because of flat tires
I can't imagine anything more white trash trying to appear rich. I'd hate to imagine what his credit score is
>>35497883
What sort of income would he be on, anyway? Surely YT is his biggest source, and that couldn't be more than 50-60k a year on his views.
>>35497883
He probably got his chick to co-sign for everything.
>>35497903
He has a supplement and I think a clothing range too
>>35497903
Probably mostly sponsorships and his own products he sells. Why do you think he has his brand name on the sides of his cars? He's shitty at marketing and running a business, and thinks that's a good way to advertise his business, because he's desperate for more money. Unless you're getting millions of views every video, you're not making much at all from youtube
>>35497914
Sadly, yeah. Remember folks, no matter how close to the person you may be, never ever cosign on any loan. If they need someone to cosign for a loan, they can't afford that loan and it will only end badly
>>35497914
>>35497903
>>35497883
>>35497863
This >>35493030 shows how suave he is with $$$.
>>35488873
Rich Pianist is literally a new years fag now
>>35490200
There's only so much be can do, but that bit of cardio will keep intact what is left of his HDL cholesterol.
>>35488873
Jesus, wtf happened to this former beast? Def needs to take a cycle off that hgh man, he's aged 10 years in 2. All size no substance now.
>rich and has a wife
>whole life is dedicated to living in the gym and eating nasty egg whites
What's the point of all this shit
>>35498079
isn't that /fit/s dream?
>>35498079
Tbh senpai being rich by making plebs buy shitty sups and lifting all day sounds aight to me
His wife is kinda ugly but whatevs
>>35488873
>mini-fridge by the bed
>eating in bed
Disgusting & lazy, just imagine all the bugs in that bedroom.
>>35495323
He wasn't even eating fast.
>>35489152
His liver support is a meme though.
2016 is the year the Banjo and his violin ascend beyond humanity
Remember when he looked like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHkMOU5mpU4
>>35498925
Younger rich was pretty cool.
He seems like he's sad inside now.
>>35498925
God, even his voice sounds normal back then. 6 SCOOPS = VOCAL CHORD GAINS
>>35490320
>>35489793
Holy shit u are retarded
>>35498178
It's so he doesn't lose gains by walking all the way to his kitchen and back.
>>35489793
I'll scoop to that!
>>35488873
jesus christ this guy and my sides
>>35488873
how could someone do that to their body and not feel ashamed
Episode 2 is up motherfuckers! Lets get big!
http://youtu.be/BNz07U4Fy5k
>>35490320
that fucking sound when he closes the microwave
>>35488873
holy shit all the burst tyres and wheel problems are on the side he sits
cmon not being big enough to burst your own car tires
How big do you think The Piano's dick is, /fit/? Do you think he has collagen in it?
>>35499650
I watched it again, I didn't even notice it the first time. Still kekking.
CMON GUY
>>35496823
It's troll-edited moron.
>>35499650
>that fucking sound when he closes the microwave
Holy fucking shit, i'm crying
I honestly going to watch this shit everyday just to see the deterioration of his physical and mental health.
>>35499898
that is the funniest shit ive seen in a while
>tfw had major spine surgery
>tfw watching all your gains disappear for 2016
>>35499839
cement
>>35499635
20 minutes of cardio instead of 15
yeah fuck it man cardio is important you knoow
>>35499839
hanging lower than his balls
before this series is over he'll either end up in prison, the hospital or a coffin
>>35497743
Yes, he's right. Read about Vince Gironda for more info about stomach vacuums.
>>35499635
Top fucking kek. 30 sec in and rich is already talking about his adderall problem. This series is going to be pure gold
>>35499635
Holy shit look at 21:30 in the background. Some dyel bench pressing the barbell with no fucking weight.
We need a side by side yearly comparison of his face for the past 5 yrs to realize how fucked up his lips and forehead have become.
>>35499526
With a reply like yours, I'd say you are just plain stupid. At least say why.
>>35499550
Cheers bro. Scoops up!
>>35500384
It's fine to warm up and work on your form that way
>>35498055
jesus, how did his looks age that much?
>>35500661
Later when the black dude was in the same place that dyel was still bench pressing with no plates.
What's the deal with the light blue contacts? It feels like a 1996 Marilyn Manson video.
>>35488873
TITTEES BABY PLEEEESE
do vacuums work?
>>35502464
Yes they do and you should be doing them anyway
>>35497808
Yes her clit is probably huge
>>35499635
I love how after he makes his shake he goes on a rant about how that's totally not a shake but a meal.
>>35488873
> watch video
> skip to random part
>'weighted dips'
Top kek
>>35502644
>"This ain't a shake, I hate when people call this a shake. This is real mutha fucking food"
Food: any nutritious substance that people or animals eat or drink, or that plants absorb, in order to maintain life and growth.
Shake: a cold drink made of liquid, a sweet flavoring such as fruit or chocolate, and typically ice cream, whisked until it is frothy.
So ...... its a food shake? Right?
>>35488873
After watching both videos I have come to this conclusion.
Rich hates what he doing and wants to change but doesn't know how. No real enthusiasm, fake excitement, and just seems like he's going through the motions because that's what people expect. Reminds me of that old stripper that doesn't keeps stripping because that's all she knows, not because she's making money anymore.
I believe we are witnessing the last stand of Rich Pilates. God speed son.
>>35490320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oHow-4Uw-w
>mfw non-steroid users will be tricked into following a roid-split
lmfao
Fuck this guy just keeps going deeper and deeper
>>35490320
moar scoops!
>>35488873
That's what happens when you left humanity behind?
This shit is way fucking cooler than I thought it'd be
Rich is a p cool dude and seems like he has good products. Didn't even know he sold shit.
>>35504091
This is me I'm gonna respond to myself so it seems like people like me
Nice post!
>>35489166
>Dat Gyno
>>35504277
It kind of just looks like you could get your hand under his tit and "scoop" it up like a flapjack
