>be American
>get fat
>be American
>buy guns to protect your family from imaginary threats
>be American
>think mooslams are the problem while dying from obesity
>be op
>suck dicks
>>35476171
>Be British
>Get shit teeth
>be American
>mutilate your newborn son's penis for the sake of traditions
>>35476266
>be faggot
>Not mutilating penis for aesthetics
>be european
>mandatory mosque today
>>35476185
There are literally stories in the news every day about families getting killed during home invasions and robberies
>>35476305
>aesthetics
Keep telling yourself that.
We all know circumcised dicks look weird compared to natural.
How European do you have to be to get mad about Americans all day?
>>35476309
>be American
>europe hurr durr muslims... already in a country infested by blacks and wetbacks.
>>35476171
>Be American
>Fucked my way through Europe twice, round three this summer
Your women loves us man, don't hate us for it.
>>35476171
>visit america
>eat the same food as home
>gain weight
it's a conspiracy I tell you
>be American
>call myself German-American to make myself feel better about myself
>>35476342
calm down muhammad
>>35476171
Feels good maaaaaaan.
>>35476362
Congratulations, you're fat AND autistic.
>>35476310
God bless Fox News
>>35476310
How's that freedom treating you?
>>35476310
thats what happens when youre a gunless cuck
>>35476362
It's a good thing you aren't teaching English in Germany and teaching those Jew killers to hate Americans for no good reason at all.
>>35476305
>let an old jewish pedophile make your sons dick smaller
>>35476396
Much kek
>>35476323
Really? I always thought uncircumcised dicks look weirder and I'm not circumcised.
>>35476171
I'd eat her burger if you know what I mean.
>>35476396
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>>35476185
The recent riots in Baltimore and Ferguson highlight why I need to get a gun ASAP. For self defense.
Black Live Matter thugs burnt down two cities, Al_quaeda destroyed two buildings; yet the government chooses to attack only one of these groups. Who are the real terrorists?
The government refuses to protect the property and lives of innocent civilians. That is why we must get weapons. Anyone who tries to loot on my block is dying in a hail of hot lead.
Straight up.
I'll give up my guns when the government actually puts down violent rioters, but as seeing that the next president is going to be Hillary who will allow people to riot just to protect her political position, the situation is not likely to change.
>be the rest of the world
>getting conquered by the sole world fatty superpower
>cucked by fatties
>>35476305
>aesthetics
topkek m8, why not slice up pussy lips of baby girls while you're at it? Same shit.
Here in Canadaland, we don't butcher our benises to pay homage to the jews, no sir. No thank you
>>35476342
Black people and Mexicans are 100x better than Muslim scum.
>>35476605
>there are people who actually believe this
>>35476605
Yes, the appropriate response to civil disorder is mass shooting...
>>35476212
Muslims are the problem.
>>35476632
I refuse to be a victim.
I'll go full roff top Korean on those animals, you can roll over and be a victim if you want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzkBGQx3HAc
These people are fucking heroes.
>>35476630
>bernie 2016 XD
>>35476640
No they're not.
>>35476605
lol Idk why people pretend like all of the sudden guns are the problem and America is so violent. The violent crime rate here has been steadily going down every year. Including gun violence.
>>35476658
Oh my goodness you're serious.
>>35476658
Not a fucking chance you're older than 20.
>>35476632
Yes, the appropriate response to riots, vandalism, and mass violence is self defense
>>35476660
Yes they are
Islam condones violence and misogyny and is incompatible with Western values
>>35476687
If you'd shoot somebody stealing a TV out of a Best Buy then you're actually just a huge piece of shit.
>>35476630
>>35476632
Do people really not own firearms? It's not even a big thing in my family. Most of us have our hunting licenses too. Never really talk about it though like most of these weirdos who advertise muh gun freedomz. Of course we live in Commiefornia so there will probably have to be a mass exodus soon. I honestly feel sorry people that don't own firearms though. You just believe that the world is going to be a safe place for you forever.. that you'll never have to deal with unforeseen violence on you or your family?
>>35476692
No they're not.
>>35476674
>y-you're going to fight back?
>j-just give them what they want!
Lol no
>>35476680
Hahahaha, is rolling over like a bitch considered mature and adult where you come from?
>>35476710
I actually do own a deer rifle, almost bought a pistol when I came back from Afghanistan but couldn't rationally justify it because I'd never realistically need it for 'muh self defense.'
>>35476714
Amazing how deluded you are.
>>35476706
Lmao you type like you're straight out of tumblr
>huge piece of shit
>so problematic
>and it's just wrong
Check this.
If you steal from me you're a huge piece of shit.
And I will kill you :)
>>35476706
#blacklivesmatter
>>35476714
If I ever kill anyone again it won't be because I overreacted or panicked.
>>35476605
lol just give up. People's estrogen levels are far too high these days to care about gun rights.
>>35476731
>two of those phrases aren't even the post
>t-tumblr right guys?
>>35476727
Wow, so you wasted my fucking tax dollars to line the pockets of corporations in your pointless fucking war and now you want to come back here and take away my right to defend my home?
Thanks for your service.
Not.
>>35476728
So no counter arguments then?
>>35476731
Yeah, teenager fucking detected.
>>35476727
How do you rationally not justify it? Are you gonna take him down with your sick army afghanistan wrestling skills?
Reminder: there is no such thing as genetic race.
>>35476706
Nobody shoots someone stealing a TV out of Best Buy except government law enforcement officers.
>>35476762
mah raaaahts.
There's a place in Oregon where you should go.
>>35476769
Because there is no real crime threat in the area where I live. I'd get drunk and do something stupid with it before I'd use it in a justifiable self-defense.
>>35476770
>epic thread derail XD
>>35476762
More americans have been killed by white dudes than by muslims since 2001.
>>35476787
Truth hurts, huh?
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>>35476770
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread
>>35476764
Great point man!
>>35476789
How many have been killed by white muslims?
>>35476789
True
But more people have been killed by blacks than Muslims or whites
>>35476366
I'm Brazilian and this chart is absurdly wrong, seriously
I have met only a couple of lactose intolerant people in my life
>>35476808
It's funny because you aren't contributing either. Let this forced meme die
>>35476828
This is exactly why I support gun control
Do you people REALLY want to give violent niggers the right to own weapons stockpiles to go gang bang with?
>>35476828
And the victims?
>>35476845
Niggers will still be able to get guns. All gun control laws do is make it harder for law abiding citizens to get a gun.
>>35476845
No I want them to gang bang and have the right to shoot them all in the head.
>>35476853
Funny you say that
Because BLM members are trying to push the idea that black on black crime is a racist term and shouldn't be talked about
>>35476863
Everyone is a law abiding citizen until they're a criminal, though, so that's irrelevant.
>>35476845
you support hillary right?
you people have no logic. I know niggers from the drug game, all they guns are almost always illegal anyways. gun control would make it so that the average citizen is the only one without a gun. THe blacks would be having a field day
>>35476863
>>35476866
Look what happened to Zimmerman
Even if you do defend yourself people will cry "HE WUZ A GUD BOY" and your life will be ruined
>>35476872
Cool nonsequitur bro.
>>35476845
yes, they need guns more than we do.
>>35476885
It is relevant
Stop bringing up the race of those victims you racist
>>35476898
Cool ad hominem bro.
>>35476883
Instigating a fight and killing somebody should land you in jail though.
>>35476878
>>35476863
I support kicking in their doors and seizing their guns and shooting them if they get in the way
>>35476875
So because .1% of gun owners murder someone the other 99.9% should be punished?
Only now do you see the truth. Should've got rid of the Jews along time ago
>>35476920
Well, you believe that .01% of muslims acting as extremists means condemning the other 99.9%, so why the hell not, right?
>>35476808
Kek, you haven't contributed shit either. Enjoy being cucked by my American cock
>>35476946
I never said anything about muslims though.
>>35476937
America is a fucking Jewish puppet state
>>35476956
So you don't believe muslims are a problem?
>>35476986
Nope. I don't think I've ever even met one.
>>35476964
>what is operation paperclip
>>35476964
Remember that time a bunch of dinks bombed us and an Austrian with a little faggot mustache declared war on us?
>britfags
How's Rotherham treating you?
>>35477009
We had zero beef with Germany
>>35476995
In that case, no, exerting regulations on the sale of firearms is not "punishing 99.9% of gun owners." You can get a gun; you just can't be a crazy fucker and/or felon and do it.
>>35477038
Until Hitler declared war on the United States.
>>35477038
Never mind they attacked our allies and were themselves allied with Japan or anything. Hitler dindu nuffin, right?
>>35476185
http://www.fox45now.com/m/news/top-stories/stories/Woman-Shoots-Kills-Home-Invasion-Suspect-in-Trotwood-245926.shtml#.VomVh-GbHIo
literally last week nigger.
>>35477039
Or black
>>35477056
>blocking the second amendment is okay when it doesn't happen to me
>>35477069
The amendments originally didn't apply to blacks
They should do a survey on the BLM protesters and how much of them are on welfare.
>>35477075
There were free blacks who were US citizens in the North dumbass
>>35477075
>picking and choosing which parts of the constitution are valid is okay when it doesn't hurt me
>>35477039
The background check thing isn't the problem with the new legislation, it's what they attach to it. They plan to ban the sale of every semi-automatic firearm. So almost every single handgun and most rifles that they think look scary. And "high capacity magazines". Which is the dumbest part about all this. Wanting to ban "assault rifles", when rifles are used in less than 2% of murders involving a firearm.
>>35477082
>and how much of them
Finish high school buddy.
>>35477088
Civilized laws apply to civilized people
>>35477091
But the NRA won't even allow background checks.
>>35477095
High school is racist
That's why I never passed
>>35477095
Sorry I'm drunk. *to see how much of them are on welfare. My original point still stands. A large majority of them are probably dependent on the state because they don't want to work or go to school. Is that high school enough for you fuccboi?
>>35477100
*tips*
>>35477100
Reminder that there is no such thing as genetic race and the only differences in behavior between races come from socialization.
>>35477091
Why the fuck do you even need assault rifles? For hunting?
>>35477127
>how much of them
You're missing the point still. And I think most of them are college students.
>>35477102
We already have background checks. What are you even talking about?
>>35477145
Not rigorous ones.
>>35477139
What do you mean by assault rifles? Semi-automatic rifles? They have been legal forever, they just haven't been black plastic until recently. Also, no. The second amendment is not for hunting.
>>35477102
Back ground checks wouldn't have stopped any of these major mass shootings. Also wouldn't have stopped the majority of gang violence. There's a lot of talk about "gun show loopholes", but it doesn't exist. Every gun show I've ever been to, people had to have background checks. It's the law. Te people selling guns at gun shows are licensed FFL dealers and they can't sell guns without background checks. Some of the anti-gun people are so retarded that they believe you can go online, buy a gun, and have it shipped to your house.
>>35477139
Sow me where the word "hunting" is in the second amendment.
>>35476710
>I honestly feel sorry people that don't own firearms though. You just believe that the world is going to be a safe place for you forever..
>feeling sorry for people who don't live in fear of unforeseen violence
Kek m8, you also feel sorry for people that don't have a bunker ready for the apocalypse?
>>35477170
Literally every other developed country in the world trusts their government not to slaughter them in their sleep. Why are americans so afraid of theirs?
>>35477153
They are rigorous as they can possibly be already. Not like they can go deeper with these checks than they already do.
>>35477170
>>35477186
It's also not for self-defense.
>>35477143
I'm not missing the point. Cops are assholes I admit. I don't really like cops and I'm white. This whole philosophy that muh innocent black peoples are out there committing no crimes is bullshit though. At least mexicans and whites don't bitch about it.. and play the race card when they get fucked over for committing crime. If you want to be a criminal like Mike Brown and do whatever the fuck you want.. then you should expect anything to happen.
>>35477204
>Afraid of government
No - afraid of niggers(not talking about black people as a whole) & white trash meth heads.
>>35477204
1) because our government was born from rebellion against a government that was trying to slaughter us.
2) because our government literally does slaughter us all day every day. our law enforcement officers break into our homes and shoot our dogs and throw flashbangs at our babies and shoot us because they got the wrong fucking address
>>35477219
I'm referencing your shitty grammar tbH. And although I'm sure you hate the term "white privilege" with a passion, you've got to admit that you as a white person are just not going to catch as much shit from police as a black person.
>>35476310
>trusting the news
>>35477200
Ya because owning firearms is equivalent to being a full blown survivalist.
>>35477217
That's exactly what it's for. That's how the supreme court sees it, therefore it is.
>>35477217
are militias not for self defense?
>>35477238
>afraid of niggers(not talking about black people as a whole)
If you casually use the term nigger, you *are* talking about black people as a whole.
>>35477256
Owning firearms is fine, but feeling sorry for those who choose not to is idiotic
>>35477262
>>35477259
The right to firearms is guaranteed explicitly for the purpose of participating in a militia to defend the state (and nation). Which is essentially the function fulfilled by the national guard.
>>35476171
>be shitskin
>fail at shitposting on sp pol or int
>come to fit
>>35477139
To kill rioters
I already told you
>>35477272
No - the word nigger has evolved into a culture/way of life. Stop pretending like it has the same meaning it did 50 yrs ago.
>>35477293
That's great that you consider the national guard a militia (it isn't) but that doesn't matter. I should still be able to form a militia with my buddies because my right to bear arms has not been infringed.
>>35477204
Because 99% of the people aren't talking about the govt
They're talking about ritoers and criminals
>>35477243
Well that's because I have a job and am respectful of most people. I also have obligations that I need to meet. It's not my skin color.. I know plenty of minorities that are responsible just like me and have never had problems with the law. Like just don't be a piece of shit lmao it's that simple. I guess it depends on what area you live in the US though. I do acknowledge that there are rogue police and police agencies in their respective counties that are probably racist.
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>>35477293
Also the militia is not explicitly to defend the state. It might be necessary to form a militia to defend AGAINST the state
>>35477272
I'm talking about blacks as a whole
So what?
>>35477293
National guard is a branch of the military. Not a militia.
>>35477304
Go tell 'your black friend' that you don't hate black people, you just hate niggers
>>35477341
>It might be necessary to form a militia to defend AGAINST the state
I could not roll my eyes any fucking harder, go to Oregon please.
>>35477359
It fulfills the function of the "well regulated militia" that is "necessary to the security of a free state." This is a thing that changed over time, like many other things have changed. We no longer face the threat of British invasion or of Indian attacks.
>>35477363
why are you even on /fit/? how did this thread even happen here you troll
>>35477293
If you want to act like the second amendment just means militias, then you should support the National Guard should be disbanded, the military downsized, and states getting the right to field thier own militias again.
Which I fully support as a citizen of the Republic of Texas, because the government is dragging their dick protecting our border and I don't give a shit about bombing Muslims
>>35477363
>tell my black friend
Why? They hate niggers too. Cime on, we don't live in the ghetto
>>35477382
well regulated in 1776 meant uniform and effective, not government controlled
Shouldn't you europoors be getting ready for bed?
>>35477363
The black people I associate with share this sentiment
You might know them as "Uncle Toms"
I call them stand up human beings
>>35477382
We still have the threat of rioters and drug cartels
>>35477390
>Republic of Texas
ay lmoa
>>35477394
Okay so what security purpose would your civilian militia serve that is not already done more efficiently and effectively by the Guard?
>>35477402
The ones I know have the self-respect to not let people use the word 'nigger' in front of them.
>>35476171
I switched over to sumo on the deadlift, am I pure trash?
>>35477428
No.
>>35477416
>Okay so what security purpose would your civilian militia serve that is not already done more efficiently and effectively by the Guard?
It doesn't matter. I think that's the part you don't understand. We don't have to rely on "the Guard" because we have the second amendment. We are allowed to take care of ourselves because we have a document preventing the government from infringing on our rights.
>>35476632
Yes, it is.
>>35477428
The whitest of trash
>>35477452
But even you can admit it's not an unlimited right.
>>35477456
But it feels so smooth man. I had struggled doing 385 for 5, then I watched a video on how to do sumo, and I went back a few hours later and tried it again and it was so much easier.
>>35477480
Yes. I admit the right to bare arms is limited by the definition of arms.
>>35477428
Yes
>>35477428
Am I trash If I do curls in between sets of squats?
>>35477484
>easy does not equal better
Mcdonald's is easy but I ain't gonna eat that garbage because I know I'll be spending 33% of my day on the toilet.
>>35477501
I do this to relieve my crippling elbow pain
>>35477501
Only if their in the squat rack.
>>35477506
>sumo is bad for your health
>>35477523
You'll regret it later on.
>>35477566
Why's that?
>>35476640
Not in America.
Terrorism kills less than 1% of the people being fat does.
