Social tips talking about fitness/lifting
> NEVER ,EVER MENTION YOU ARE WORKING OUT IF YOU ARE NOT LEAN
Literally all confident sexy girls will ask you to show your abs within seconds if you mention working out , your self-confidence will drop so hard Skrillex would be amazed
>Skrillex would be amazed
I don't get it.
>>35474027
did you miss the "drop so hard?"
>>35474056
Not everyone listens to that garbage anon
You're a faggot
>>35474027
You know because he drops the bass. Pic very much related.
>>35474090
>not having a basic comprehension of popular culture
>>35474090
you could have maybe said that in 2010 or something, but now it's ubiquitous.
>>35474056
I know Skrillex only because he's mentioned 4chan, I never heard his songs.
>>35474006
>"show me your abs!"
Sure thing, just show me your tits first.
>>35474091
He's got a fishing show or something?
>>35474006
I got laughed at when I mentioned it to a girl. I laughed too because I look DYEL as fuck.
I don't care, I'll be better sometime in the far future.
Just acknowledge you aren't there yet and show your gut. Who cares?
>>35474006
I never heard a girl say that, only
>take your shirt of!
and yes, if you aren't confident enough to do that, don't brag about working out
oh and a little story
>friends party
>some people I don't know
>talking to a girl
>we talk about working out
>she tells me 'yeah my boyfriend works out too but look at him'
>she points and her skinny manlet boyfriend and laughs
>he can see/hear it
>keep flirting with girl why the boyfriend looks at us from distance
>>35474006
i don't care that much about abs. rather hit my natty max strength first. if you wanna impress girls this bad you should just become a vegan
>>35474006
>Don't ask girls about routines.
>Don't call out bullshitters saying they can bench 3 plates. Makes you seem insecure
>Don't mention you do crossfit
>Don't mention the words self esteem, bodybuilding, Rich Piana, youtube, abs, roids, whey, creatine
>Don't say how much you can lift
>Don't get mad when someone accuses you of sterons
>Don't say you are stronger than him or him and him.
>Don't give form advice unless they ask
>Don't shit on people weaker than you
>Don't mention carbs either
>Don't say you are trying to gain weight/lose weight. Just say you are training for sport
>Don't say how much time you really spend at the gym
>Don't mention how long it took you to reach 5 plate deadlift. No on can relate
>Say you do SOME kind of sport to make it seem like you aren't just working out for vanity
>Don't ever do any posing, even as a joke.
>Don't shit on other peoples nasty food
>Don't shit on people unhealthy habits
>It's ok to say no to candy, cake and sweets, but not ALL THE FUCKING TIME you OCD nazi.
>Don't rant about your goal PL total
>Don't challenge the "I can't lose weight" mentality.
Should be about it...
>>35474006
Why would I mention it? They see it.
>>35474315
You just continue being you, anon. We're all gonna make it.
>>35474650
autism
>Don't joke about someones 1RM
>>35474380
why do people on /fit/ tell these stories
all I'm getting from this is you talk to awful people
