ITT: Gym Stories
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Okay /fit/, some weird shit went on tonight
>decide to go to the gym at 9pm to bypass NYRs
>get there, head upstairs to the weight room
>literally just a bunch of gymbros scattered across the place
>I take an empty rack and start deadlifting
>decide it's a good night to hit a new PR
>loaded up the bar, then started lifting
>I see a buff arab dude with a beard in the mirror staring in my direction
>distracting, but I carry on
>finish 2 sets, start 3rd
>notice that arab is staring again, but this time with a fucking twin
>being the autist that I am, I continue without doing anything about them
>after set 5, I deloaded the barbell and began walking to the lat pulldown machine
>hear steps close behind, look back
>it's the fucking arab twins following me
>do a 360 and decide to head to seated cable row machine to get away from them
>time passes, I'm finishing my workout, haven't seen them
>start working biceps
>curling in front of a mirror with straight bar
>the faggots are staring at me from a preacher bench with questionable looks on their brown, beard faces
I went full beta and shortened my workout. I dipped the fuck out after that. Should I start going to a new gym? I've encountered numerous starers and it's distracting/creepy as fuck.
>>35453981
>>35453981
>I went full beta and shortened my workout.
I see, at least you admit it I guess.
>Should I start going to a new gym?
Hell no. Don't be a full-blown faggot. They didn't follow you out of the gym so it's fine.
They're just mirin but there too shy
Just ask them out
>people were staring at me should I start going to a new gym?
How is it possible to be this autistic?
>>35453981
Ifunny watermark
>>35454004
Bro people are staring at me almost every other day in that gym. I'm still somewhat dyel so I don't think they're mirin. Call me paranoid, but I think they have some nefarious thoughts.
>>35454009
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>>35453981
>winter break so the gym is filled with little kids and adults alike
>do legs cuz nobody does legs and I don't want to wait for equipment
>doing leg presses and gradually adding a plate after each set
>as I continue to add plates I notice more and more normies looking at me
>leg press machine looks like its loaded but in reality its only 500 lbs
>mfw people thought i was alpha for one
>>35454190
Are you gonna call the meme police?
>>35453981
You need a rack to deadlift? The fuck
>>35454246
>do legs cuz nobody does legs and I don't want to wait for equipment
You lucky bastard.
My gym is always full of attention whores hogging up the leg press and leg curl machines.
>>35455009
There are no free barbells. All the barbells are either placed at benches or at squat racks. People give weird looks if you remove a barbell from those places.
>uni gym is closed so go to apartment complex gym
>the 'gym' is about 20 square feet
>includes a lat pulldown, a tricep pushdown, a chest press machine, a cable curl machine, leg extension and leg curl
>that's all
>time to invent some shit
>can use the chest press as a shoulder press if you lean forward a lot
>can use the curl machine as a row machine if you stand awkwardly over it
>can do wrist-hurting cable flies on the lat pulldown by grabbing the bar with one arm
>and face pulls by leaning way back with the weight holding you up
I just want my gym to open again
>>35453981
Confront the faggots you fucking beta. I legit almost beat someone's head in when I saw him taking pictures of me hitting a new pr. The Gay boy was going to beat off to it until I threatened to kill him and watched him delete it. If someone is starting that you don't want make them stop
>>35454119
Paranoid
It's because you're deadlifting in the rack you fucking chump
>>35455170
Literally everyone else at my gym does that!
Hell, I've seen the staff do it too!
>>35455150
Two buff dudes vs me aint gonna end well. I have little martial art knowledge as well. The only thing I could do is an elbow to the neck but that's a cheap shot.
>>35455235
Don't rag on the cheap shots man.
Just remember, "if you're in a fair fight, you've already lost."
>>35455170
At my gym I use the barbell on the squat rack since no one except me uses that squat rack. There are no free barbells and only one squat rack. And the 4 benches have women's barbell
It was ISIS trying to figure out american training secrets to take back to their camps in Syria.
I wish I had kewl gym story. I lift at night and it's lonely
Anytime fitness ftw
>>35455411
My anytime fitness gym story includes me going and having a wonderful time.
>>35455383
They're way ahead of you pham.
>>35455447
Hell yeah Onii-chan
Always
>>35455501
>sikh
>al qaeda
this image triggers me
>>35455539
They're all the same you fucking retard.
>>35455539
Not only do I use it for funposting, I use it for identifying YOU Pajeet, pls go.
>>35455539
why do you wear a polo shirt to the gym
>>35455588
I know an Indian guy who wears polo shirts EVERYWHERE. His dad and brother do too.
>>35455076
I've seen some autistic replies, but this one...
>>35453981
>How i got recruited in ISIS
>>35454190
>trying to act alpha after being a little beta faggot at the gym
kill yourself.
> be me back in HS
> slightly chunky & awkward
> go to party with classmates
> politics discussion out of nowhere
> goes full /pol/
> most people on the party is /lgbt/ or/cm/, a few people are /biz/ as well
> this one hawt latina sjw chick starts really arguing with me
> she starts hating me
> weeks pass
> start working out
> 5 months later I see her at the gym
> I have gotten pretty big at this moment (not ripped, but strong and wide with 15% bf
> sjw chick mires me while doing chest presses
> another party 3 weeks later
> friends tell me sjw chick will be there so I know if I don't want to go
> go anyways because idgaf
> end up having her suck my dick in the bathroom and fucking me later that evening in the same bathroom
> hours pass, party still going
> she sobers up, starts talking to me
> realize she wants to try to stop hating me
> ends up hating me more
> weeks pass
> see her at the gym, she's working glutes, really has an ass going for her
> meet her outside gym
> she looks at me angrily
> "hey hey dont look at me like that babe"
> walk towards her and she stops
> hug her and she doesn't stop me because it's rude to
> grab her ass, she gives out a small whince
> "I want to fuck you again, forget about the bullshit between us"
> end up giving her a ride to my place and fuck her silly
> we both are horny as fuck after a good gym sesh
>>35456314
>gym stories
>>35456314
things that never happened; the post
>>35455150
Lol it's just in his deleted folder m8, he's a pumping to it right now
>>35455539
Panjeet detected
>>35455539
especially when theres the same image going around with the caption "extremists making sikh gains" or something
>>35454190
oh boy here we go, a new meme is born
>>35456314
Cool story bro
>>35456314
i believe it only because it can be that easy
>>35455150
Probably just made him harder by threatening him
>>35455150
>tfw he still beats off to fantasies of you doming him in the showers
you won the battle but lost the war, m8
>>35455447
You the one who pretended to be Randy savage and the girl saw you?
>>35455043
Same, fucking norway is filled with wanna be fitness cunts.
>>35455150
I'm getting hard right now by just reading this. The next fap is dedicated to you bby.
