/fit/ red flags
>girl I've been dating says her mum is fat and she passed her fat genetics down to her so will I still love her when she ends up fat like her mum
>liberal
>daddy issues
>talks about sex out in public like it's nothing special
>not a virgin
>no ambitions
>tattoos
>piercings not on ears
>>35447659
>>35447582
>likes horses
>>35447659
>liberal
This is debatable as most women are too stupid to be anything else but and k oaks your selection down to maybe 10%
>daddy issues
>talks about sex out in public like it's nothing special
>no ambitions
>tattoos
>piercings not on ears
All these others are accurate
>>35447726
Fuck off back to smoking weed if you don't like it faggot
>>35447726
Your face when you see my post?
>>35447582
if she talks shit about ALL of her ex's.
this is a clear indicator that shes a cunt
>>35447582
I´m a little ´psychick´´
Blue/Green/purple colored hair.
having lots of (non gay) male friends and very little or no female friends.
>>35447743
This is the biggest one.
>>35447743
>>35448379
w-whats wrong with that?
>"I'm just another one of the guys! / I'm not like other girls!"
>"I hate kids"
>"*edgy jokes*"
>excessive involvement in politics
>doesn't have a stable job, life plan, goals or really a future of any sort
>>35448394
Likes the horse more than she likes you, enjoy being #2 for all eternity
>>35448394
>whats wrong with her having spent her formative years riding a dark skinned animal with a huge cock
>>35448336
I know this is /fit but I have to agree with this bruh, any woman who does this will fuck you over then blame you then add you to the shitty ex list
run like fuck
>>35447743
definitely this
lol @ the male insecurity ITT, how about some red flags for MEN?
>"It's her fault for cheating."
>"Having had 10+ sexual partners is off putting."
>"I don't put pussy on a pedestal."
>"I'm skeptical of social justice movements."
>>35448502
spotted the fat c.uck
>>35448502
1/10 b8
>>35448502
tumblr go the fuck home
>"its her fault for cheating"
hurr personal responsibility isnt a thing now
the rest are eh tier but not completely wrong
>>35448507
>>35448527
is /fit/ all 16 year old kids nowadays?
how the fuck can multiple people fall for this lazy bait
>>35448502
spot the SJW
red flags in girls
>slut
>attention whore
>fat
>feminist
red flags in guys
>neckbeard/fedora personality
>manchild
>no ambition, no discipline, no future
>feminist
>>35447743
It seems random but it's so true.
Those girls are crazy; avoid at all costs.
>>35448598
>>manchild
Can you elaborate on this?
>>35448416
Lel
>>35447743
Also
>lives by her self and has a big dog
>>35447743
Oddly accurate
>>35448527
>hurr personal responsibility isnt a thing now
why would I stay faithful to a man that is either emotionally unavailable, emotionally mute, can't support me or doesn't treat me right? it's HIS fault he is none of those things, not mine
>>35448636
What are you implying?
Does /fit/ think girls fuck dogs?
>>35448617
manchild:
a grown man who's obsessed with
>anime
>comic books
>video games
>MtG
or other similar nerd things
the kind of dude who lives in a rooom that looks like a 15 year olds room
>>35448679
Yes
>>35448682
what makes my obsession with bass guitar or the outdoors any different than those things desu. is having a bunch of jackets and wool accessories strewn over my amps and instruments really worse than having a nice vidya setup?
>>35448677
so break up with them
![tumblr_inline_nq0gg3x8oP1sn98p7_400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/poRIapc.jpg "tumblr_inline_nq0gg3x8oP1sn98p7_400[1].jpg")
>>35448679
>there are multiple girls alive right now who fuck dogs
>there are zero girls alive right now who fuck me
>>35448720
it isn't that simple... most of the time you can't breakup cleanly or you are confused about your real feelings, so it's better to work things out in your head and be free on the side than to break up immediately, do you understand?
>Likes sex and the city or mtv bullshit
>shallow
>bright hair
>tattoos
>smokes
>fat
>disproportionate amount of guy friends
that's pretty much it
>>35448720
Stop replying to shit bait
>>35448738
why not work things out and not fuck other guys while youre doing it
>>35448502
this. no woman would ever find those opinions attractive
>>35447743
holy shit this is a thing? I dated a horse girl and she was fucking insane
>>35448738
u played him like a damn fiddle m8
I have a strong distaste for women who fuck around a lot and talk very liberally about sex, even though there is literally reason why it's a bad thing.
>muh perfect virgin lady
Reads Cosmo
>introduce her to my fully licenced and registered firearms
>she told her mother that I might be insane
>has sweaters with cats on them
>has a dead tooth
>doesn't drink alcohol
>>35448527
>>35448720
>>35448753
nigger stop taking the same obvious bait time and time again
>she doesn't work out
Most important one. If she doesn't exercise at least an hour 4-6 days a week, she is an automatic "FUCK NO!" to me.
>she has tattoos
>she has piercings other than ear
>she has more than three piercings on each ear
>she doesn't know how to cook
>she has a sexual history with more than 3 men
>she has a degree in the creative arts (music, art, theatre, etc.)
>she has something that says "live laugh love" on it
This is an automatic sign that she's a dumb slut. Every slut I've met had something that had this on it.
>>35448723
well dogs are energetic and confident and have personality
>>35448753
>why not work things out and not fuck other guys while youre doing it
we have emotional and physical needs, don't you guys relate to this?
>>35448816
3 partners? I'm otherside of 25 and expecting women to have less than 3 is ridiculous. I'm in the same boat that the more partners she's had, the less attracted to her I am, but you have to be realistic
>Spends all his free time in the gym
>Treats people and women like shit under the guise of "alpha behavior"
>Blames women for his shortcomings
>Blames genetics and height for his shortcomings
>Spends his day on a nigerian meat-processing support forum
>Dismisses women over trivial things like weight, body accessories or apparel
>>35448723
>>35448825
>>35448738
I understand completely, you think it's better to do something that will forever cripple another persons sense of trust and love than to be an adult, talk out those issues with your significant other and if they aren't responsive, leave them.
So instead you go fuck some other guy, and blame it on the person you're withs lack of something. It's faulty as fuck logic.
Yes, they're missing something you want, but that doesn't make it their fault entirely, you are the one with that need, so it's up to you to see to it that your significant other knows you need these things and help them become the person who can give them to you.
Cheating may fufil some desire or "need" you have, but that's short term. Long term it will destroy any trust that man has in you, and no matter what you think the relationship will never be as good as it could have been.
You're making excuses for your actions and taking the childish selfish way out.
>>35448825
kek
>>35448723
>>35448825
>>35448682
It's fine to like that shit so long as you don't act like a child.
>>35448843
>you have to be realistic
Shows you how shitty of a society we have when expecting a woman to not slut around is unrealistic when the norm was a woman could have multiple partners in her lifetime because her husband died or they got divorced.
>>35448617
Basically someone who allows trivialities to dominate their life to the exclusion of stuff like a job, human interaction, or even stuff like personal hygiene.
>>35448704
Do you have a job? Can you talk about subjects other than _Thing_?
Or do you live in your parents house, or on autismbux, buying new bass guitars/hiking boots/whateverthefuck?
You can like anime or video games or whatever. It's fine. But if it controls your life to the point where you don't do normal, human things like work, college, making friends, and the like, you're a manchild.
>had multiple boyfriends/sexual partners before you
>takes drugs
>Drinks almost every weekend
>Still goes clubbing
>Tattoos
>Has lots of male friends (She would have fucked most of them)
>Parents are divorced
>Works in market/HR/Some kind of other bullshit career which she thinks is extremely important although in reality shes just some admin slut.
>>35447659
This
>>35448843
I get what you say but its possible
I'm 26 and dating an 18yo girl with one previous sexual partner
>>35448833
When I knew it wouldn't work out with my gf I straight up told her. It wasn't easy for either of us, but in the long run it was better than dragging it out. Sure no sex sucked, but I respected my ex enough to end it rather than go behind her back.
>>35447582
>feminist
>no job before 20, not even part time
>any more radical dyejob
>unironically has a "frenemy"
>"just loves Norah Jones"
>any hipster apparel or hobbies
>unable to take criticism, or gets irate even when it's not directed at her personally in some issues
>doesn't like me sitting in front of the computer
>doesn't want me to play my guitar "too loud"
>wants to interfere with my time and planning in any other way than asking whether if I can get off work early maybe once in a blue moon
>thinks kickboxing or MMA is "too violent, and not really a sport"
>can't suck it up and plan ahead, yet has no driver's license
>can't cook worth a damn
>doesn't keep things tidy and clean as a default
>can't talk philosophy, politics or history without getting annoyed, presumably because of brain strain
>did Media Studies
>rereads Harry Potter regularly, to "keep that childhood spirit"
>knows my sister
>adores and listens to her mother in all things
>wants me to shave my chest
>...
I can fucking go on. Needless to say, my dryspell has lasted for about two years. Mainly because I'm now looking for a woman I can actually live together with, and not just something I can pump and then not have to listen too long to in the morning.
I can go on...
>>35448677
Because the alternative is being unfaithful. You leave him. You be honest about the reasons, and you move forward in your life, both of you better people for it, (assuming he takes the lesson).
Or you could cheat, in which case you devalue yourself, and you inspire hatred in him.
It's really simple shit.
>>35448879
>Do you have a job? Can you talk about subjects other than _Thing_?
yes, somewhat
>Or do you live in your parents house, or on autismbux, buying new bass guitars/hiking boots/whateverthefuck?
no
>You can like anime or video games or whatever. It's fine. But if it controls your life to the point where you don't do normal, human things like work, college, making friends, and the like, you're a manchild.
this makes sense
>always on her phone
>constantly taking photos
>likes hip-hop culture
>going on party holidays exclusively with friends
I would say though, a girl who changes her opinions to match yours is completely head over heels in love with you. You've won by this point.
>>35448704
the difference is that you aren't "obsessed" with your fucking bass guitar at all.
do you spend multiple hours on playing the bass guitar every single day?
do you spend multiple additional hours on browsing bass guitar news sites and posting on bass guitar forums everyday?
are your rooms walls full of bass guitar posters?
does your social circle exclusively consist of other bass guitar enthusiasts?
because that's the level of obsession that i'm talking about, and there are millions of young men stuck in it. that's what manchild refers to.
>>35448679
I've fucking seen it, has nothing to do with thinking
Anyone with a Large Doberman or Mastiff enjoys either fucking it or it humping them
My dad literally would use his Doberman humping chicks he brought to his place as a way in for fucking
There are so many clearly obvious virgins in this thread it's hysterical.
>hurr if she has a bellybutton piercing or a dumb tattoo on her back that's a deal breaker
And you wonder why you're so lonely.
>>35447582
Red flags?
>I'm not ready for a relationship
When she dated you for nearly half a year
>It's not you it's me
>Parents divorced
>she doesn't like anime
I'm only kind of joking. Girls who can't understand hobbies aren't worth your time
>>35448617
Manchilds dont smoke.
>>35448988
Found the roastie who made a shitty, short-term decision with long-term consequences.
>>35448988
lel this
If the girl is a virgin. Seriously, if she's in her 20s and hasn't gotten laid yet there's probably something wrong with her. That or she's a fucking Christian schoolgirl.
>>35448988
>having standards or preferences is bad, you should just settle for 5/10 ghetto or sjw trash because it has a warm hole or two
>>35448998
m-my parents are divorced
>>35449029
Then enjoy your daddy issues
>>35449012
Nope. I just like having sex and am willing to settle. There's also this thing called a personality.
>>35449018
>That or she's a fucking Christian schoolgirl.
whats wrong with that, I'd take a traditional qt any day of the week lad
>>35449022
Nice strawman faggot. There's a huge middle ground between fucking hogs and trash and refusing to settle for less than a 8.5/10 qt asian virgin who does everything to please you.
>>35448988
Let me guess--you got a tramp stamp and now regret it. It reminds you of how you were thinking of "muh fun and excitement XD" when you got it, but now, everyone looks at you like an idiot who cannot see past the next few minutes of your life.
>>35448805
>Dad killed himself
>Used to get fucked in the back of a Dotson
>>35449038
>what's wrong with that
She's crazy and will ruin your life.
>>35448910
So not your ex gf?
>>35449034
>and am willing to settle
whats the fucking point of me killing myself in the gym, in school and in other aspects of my life if I'm gonna settle?
I don't settle for shitty schools, a shitty job or a shitty body, why in the fuck would I settle for some woman?
>>35448502
>having anything to do with any social justice movement, ever
Doesn't matter whether if you're a man or a woman; you're a simpleminded shit who does not understand principle or the concept of facts and who thinks that ethics works like a see-saw. You're a danger to society, and you should be put in a gulag.
>>35448910
This list is long enough that it makes me think you actually hate women.
Ever try being gay?
>>35449033
It's true I do have daddy issues.
>>35449034
t. I have no standards.
>>35449046
I'm a dude and I don't have tattoos. But having a tattoo isn't a deal breaker for me because many, many, many girls have tattoos now.
>>35449060
Because equality anon :-)
>>35449076
>but being fat isn't a deal breaker for me because many, many, many girls are fat now
t. cucked anon
>>35449076
>because many, many, many girls have tattoos now.
That just makes it easier to narrow down your search
>>35448801
You have to put that in context m8. If you were walking her around the apartment, and she saw a gun cabinet and asked "What's that?", and then when you showed her she flipped, she's probably a kook. If conversely you went out of your way to get to show that stuff, it just might be you who's a bit nutter.
>>35449076
Just because it's the norm doesn't mean it's good. Look how normalized obesity is now.
>>35449060
Because relationships aren't supposed to be something you put on your fucking resume. They're about the other person and her personality. Not superficial bullshit like tattoos, or whether or not she's gotten laid before.
Protip: virgin girls are boring in bed and taking her virginity is more awkward than it is romantic.
>roasties getting this annihilated ITT
feels good
>>35449076
>having a tattoo isn't a deal breaker for me because many, many, many girls have tattoos now.
many many girls are fucking obese now
doesnt change a thing about how unattractive and repulsive it is
same with tattoos and piercings - how many people get them doesn't have anything to do with how retarded they are.
>>35449086
Being fat isn't the same as having a tattoo of a bird on her calf you retard.
>>35449116
>putting words in my mouth
I never said anything about virginity
>>35449116
>They're about the other person and her personality
>shitty tattoos, fifteen exes and no future
>having a good or tolerable personality
literally pick one
>>35449138
No, but plenty of people in this thread have and I was making a point.
>>35449119
A fucking men
>>35449116
>They're about the other person and her personality
Their short-term choices with long term consequences (e.g. tattoos) is an indication of their personality. It shows they're impulsive with no thoughts on how that decision will affect them in the future.
>>35449155
What that you're a faggot and a beta nu male?
>>35448848
>can't take criticism, but is unwilling to overlook flaws in others
>thinks weight is a "trivial" issue, and unwilling to specify whether if we're talking 5 or 50 lbs here
>cannot distinguish between legitimate complaints or criticism, and general whinging
>inconcrete and unspecific about complaints, like talking about what "blame" we're talking, presumably because she's not the least bit in control of her emotions
>>35447726
Enjoy your "liberated slut" cuck
>>35449160
That only applies to shitty tattoos. There's literally nothing wrong with a modest tat of a friend or family member or some quasi intellectual shit. I know a girl who put a tattoo on her belly to hide a scar she was embarrassed about. Don't generalise like that.
>>35448617
People who spend all day posting on the homoerotic fitness board of a Cambodian Sega genesis jailbreaking forum
>>35448502
good b8
>>35449175
you lost me there buddy
>>35449195
>"NOT EVERYONE" argument
So you're a person who can determine whether a tattoo is shitty or not? Protip: all tattoos are shitty. Also your friend made a dumb decision to not accept her flaw and decide to hide it with permanent body art, which was most likely shitty.
>cannot hold onto the tiniest bit of responsibility given to them
>always blaming external factors instead of themselves for their shortcomings
>>35449116
>They're about the other person and her personality
permanently ruining parts of your skin because you fell for a retarded fashion trend doesnt speak of a good personality, anon.
>Protip: virgin girls are boring in bed and taking her virginity is more awkward than it is romantic.
showing an inexperienced girl the ropes is easy and fun.
but enjoy your worn-out sluts and town bicycles. i'm sure you totally dont mind it when half the people she know have boned her at some point.
>>35449225
>pretend not generalising is a bad argument
Tell me why it's a dumb decision if she likes it and it doesn't interfere with her life and improves her confidence.
>>35447743
THIS
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I
S
>>35449119
I want /r9k/ to leave
even if you fags meet your "perfect" girl they wont want anything to do with autismal as fuck shut ins with retarded standards
But by all means continue being idealistic retards and wondering why you don't have gfs
>>35449116
> They're about the other person and her personality.
I want a girl with personality that doesn't involve getting tattoos. Tell me I'm demanding too much.
>>35449250
>If she's not a virgin she's a slut
You're fucking hilarious.
>>35449065
I'm bi, so I've no problem with that concept. The thing is just that I've hit on a career and a set of fortunate circumstances which all work together so that I'm now at the point where I'd actually like to start laying the ground for a family. And I don't know whether if that's also "misogynist" or "ableist" or whatever the fuck you want to coin it, but I want a damn child of the body. I want my own kid and a nice, structured life. And yes, I will admit that a lot of this desire derives from seeing how shit society is getting, and from thinking I can raise that kid and treat them way better than my autist father and complete bitch of a mother raised me. So sue me.
>>35449284
Because she is insecure with herself. When you try to hide a flaw by making a permanent change, it shows how insecure you are about yourself. That shows in her personality. Instead of accepting and working with it, she instead decides to hide it. Accepting out flaws helps our character and confidence out more than covering it up.
>>35449195
>There's literally nothing wrong with a modest tat of a friend or family member
99% cringeworthy garbage
>or some quasi intellectual shit
100% cringeworthy garbage
>I know a girl who put a tattoo on her belly to hide a scar she was embarrassed about
dumb
just dumb
>>35449335
Wow nice counterargument, you really got me in a corner :^)
>>35447743
Yep
>>35447582
hey bros. it's the anon who didn't get a present from my gf for christmas. it was a 4 year relationship.
It's over now, sorry I didn't post a happening thread, I went on a fucking bender with my mate.
if you guys dont remember me that's cool too
anyway, I think if your gf forgets to get you a fuckin present for christmas or birthday shes a fucking fucked cunt
happy new years
>>35449306
Perfect girls don't exist and your inability to overlook a tattoo on what could turn out to be an otherwise fine girl indicates to me that you'll never see a vagina as long as you live.
>>35449250
>
>They're about the other person and her personality
>permanently ruining parts of your skin because you fell for a retarded fashion trend doesnt speak of a good personality, anon.
Not the guy you're talking to, but my girl is set on tattooing a glycolysis chain on her back, that's modest and scientific
>>35449329
All girls are insecure you dumbfuck. Jesus, this is what I'm talking about you fucking obvious virgins
>>35449175
>getting this assblasted that red flags exist for men too
>>35449364
>"look at me i'm different, modest and scientific xDDD"
fuck off
>>35449353
dude
you seriously consider ""intellectual"" tattoos anything but a laughing stock?
kek
just kek
>>35449301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z760XNy4VM
Keep up the apologism. The downward spiral must continue; eventually the rest of the world will step in when the West completely shits the bed, and they at least have some more conservative ideas. Press the reset button and try again, basically.
>>35449360
>has tattoos
>fine girl
Pick one and only one. You cannot pick two or none.
>>35449329
>Have acne
>Makes you insecure
>Get rid of acne
WOW YOU ARE SO INSECURE YOU HAVE A SHITTY PERSONALITY
Tell me, anon. Do you lift because you used to be insecure about your body?
>>35449051
>that image
>>35449364
>science tattoo
one of those 'lol totally such a nerd xD' kids who put caffeine molecules on their labcoats?
>>35449375
Yeah, and so are men. Want to know what good people do about it? They work on their flaws, not hide it like your idiotic friend.
>>35449364
Tattoos with "meaning" are worse than trashy ones 2bh
>>35449398
Met bulgarian qt yesterday, who repeatedly said that she has to be careful with me, because she "doesn't want to get hurt again".
Is that a red flag?
THREADLY REMINDER THAT ALL TATTOOS ARE GARBAGE.
if you dispute this, please post your tattoo so you can personally get BTFO
>>35449412
I had acne. Want to know what I did about it? I knew it wasn't too big of a deal and started taking better care of myself. Hey, acne gone!
No, I lift because of my health. Because of it, I'm off all my medications. That's considering I was on two blood pressure medications, a sleep med, and an anti-anxiety med.
>>35449424
Red flags are for fags who need an excuse to not do shit.
As long as you don't get her pregnant nothing bad can happen to you.
>unnatural hair colours eg. blue, flame red, purple etc.
>nose piercing
>gauges
>dreadlocks
>single mom
>single mom with black child
>is in sorority
>circle of friends is mainly guys
>tatoo on lower back
>tatoos of pinups, quotes, butterflies, anything larger than 8" x 6"
>has facebook AND twitter, instagram, tinder, tumblr
>has a blog
>raised by single mom eg. daddy issues
>likes whorish music eg. Miley, Iggy etc.
>follows celebrity gossip
>Don't know anything about science outside her own degree/field
>you bench is lower than her weight
>whorish outfit in the gym
>more than 10+ selfies of herself on facebook
>more than tree fiddy friends on facebook
>has a facebook
>wears leggins to show off ass
>used to weigh more than you can bench
>stretch marks
>blaming character flaws on "period"
>has beta orbiters
>counts calories
>is more insecure about his appearance than I am
>posts on those weird Internet forums
>spends more time looking at shirtless dudes on /fit/ than watching porn.
>>35447582
>afraid of commitment
>but gets enraged when you even talk to other guys
>no close friends
But the biggest red flag for dudes is:
>Eastern European
>drinks
>>35449424
>doesnt want to get hurt again
womanspeak for
>got pumped and dumped by chad
>>35449396
>le born in wrong generation
kek fuck off faggot
pic FUCKING related guys
women = angels from hell
also they think irrational all the time
>These are the virgins in tfw no gf threads
You faggot probably dont even lift.
>>35449443
what about std's bruh
>doesn't has a penis
>>35449385
>using projection and assumption for a comeback when they're on the internet and it's self-evident that you can't know anything about the Anon at the other side of the screen
>not realizing what this says about their argument and their person to start with
I'm just assuming what sort of person I think you think you're responding to, but I think it's a reasonably accurate assumption. I recognize the assumption, whereas your readiness to make that kind of comeback means you don't even realize how retarded you sound by implication, further making implications about your level of analysis.
I'd say that my sides are in orbit, but it wouldn't be true. I'm just plain sad and disappointed.
>>35449358
I remember, m8. You made the right choice.
>>35449467
This is what men do as well. Confabulation and rationalisation are part of everyone's lives.
>>35449417
She's a double major in a medical field right now, so I'm gonna wager that it's gonna be fine
>>35449451
>>>tatoos of pinups, quotes, butterflies, anything larger than 8" x 6"
so it's a bad thing if she has a tattoo of my dick?
>>35449505
Women do it way more than men though
>>35447743
Can confirm
>>35449477
Gambling is fun
>>35449530
Agreed! I remember the time I gambled away $2000 in just one game! Sure, I lost, but it was wicked fun!!!
>>35449524
nope
>>35449443
>thinking you're in the least bit in control of whether if she gets pregnant or not
>2016
You guys are degenerates. I've dated all different kinds and these are the only ones that seriously effect relations down the road with me.
>is constantly too 'tired' to do anything
>doesn't enjoy all types of weather( I have no idea why, but they always turn south)
>tells you she is a virgin over 20(not saying it can't happen but you will be able to tell straight away if she is.)
>has weird ideals around sex
>likes horses or other big animals(again no idea why)
>has ANYTHING that she 'really hates'( I don't mean like hating something small I mean like a hating a certain type of music or movie or something like that)
>last but not least, Will not wrestle or roughhouse with you, though almost all girls will.
>>35449455
This pretty much senpai. When you are talking to women they will always want you to read through what they actually say. They aren't as literal as men.
>>35449570
>what are stairs?
>>35449524
That's simply not true
its product of most people, men and women, thinking they are smarter than they actually are
>>35449562
yes they do
Argument tennis doesn't work. The science bears this argument, and it says different.
>>35449577
What if I really hate Belgium?
>>35449562
Yope
>>35449587
Fucking Jimmy Carr level comeback m8.
>>35449602
I feel like you most likely already answered your question in your head. :^)
>>35449570
>implying you're not
you retarded m8?
>>35449605
not a significant amound more. unless you can prove it somehow
my fucking face when so many red flags in a girl
what does that tell us? exactly men are the better humans
woman are disgusting when it comes to nearly anything besides sucking your dick
>>35449550
This post is contextless because some people make that in a month, some make that in two days
>>35449570
Make her swallow a day after pill. Dissolve it in water and make her drink it if you're paranoid.
>>35447582
>know a girl, solid 7.5/10, blonde, slim, tall, a bit flat, but acceptable, comes from a traditional family, preserves virginity for husband, wants to get married after uni and have a bunch of kids, all that
>mother pretty hot too, shit, grandmother in GILF territory, fucking genetic jackpot
>while I didn't live in my hometown, I'd pull her on dates and shower with gifts everytime there was a reason
Fast forward she friendzoned me so hard and soon after she got married with an older and richer guy :^)
>>35447743
My mother was into horse riding and she's the nicest woman I know, never cheated on my dad or display any bitchy behaviour. Then again all her horse riding friends ended up being alone. I also dated one when I was 15 and she ended up cheating on me and trying to get me to fight her new boyfriend over her, ffffuck that.
>>35447743
Dated two girls that loved horses. Both batshit insane. Avoid at all cost.
>>35449196
good kekery
>>35449640
Guys who talk like this are a huge red flag. That flag being 'permavirgin'.
>>35449459
>le "postmodernism, cultural relativism and historical justifications and moralism are entirely sound ideas, and not at all indicative of social decline and decay"
lel drown in HAES flab degenerate
>>35449699
Since you can't go back to the 50's why don't you try sticking your head up your ass and pretending everything is fine
it's essentially the same thing
>>35448738
Women are disgusting people
>>35449630
Observe the actual statistical failure rate of various forms of prophylactic, be it chemical or physical. Then compare the sheer amount of "accidental" or "unintended" pregnancies, particularly in western societies. Then come back and tell me there isn't some major fuckery going on.
Here's a nice idea; go to your nearest drugstore and ask the apothecarian about the actual effectiveness of these medications, then ask them about these statistics. Proceed to watch them cringe and squirm.
>>35449639
>amound
>Fat roastie degenerate whores and their enablers getting BTFO
Nice.
>>35449649
And I'm supposed to stand around and make sure she drinks it? I'm supposed to monitor her behavior for weeks on end afterwards? What if it's a one-nighter and I'm having to be at work in decent time the day after, whereas her part-time means she only has to show up at work by 10?
>>35448858
FUCKING THIS ANON
>You're making excuses for your actions and taking the childish selfish way out.
can someone send this to ALL FUCKING WOMAN AND GIRLS OUT THERE?
>I'm a wiccan / white witch
>I'm a vegan
>join me in this anti-austerity and #blacklivesmatter march!
>has more male friends than female ones
>describes herself as a 'survivor" or "a phoenix rising from the flames"
Is bisexual
>>35449779
>can't think of anything
>better make fun of his spelling mistake
>>35447582
Red flag?
If you've been dating for quite some time and she needs some "time out to think" and forgets you two were even dating in an instant
>>35449570
>>35449630
>>35449770
what are you two even on about?
chemical contraception is pretty strong shit. when applied correctly, it'll make pregnancy pretty much impossible.
all the women getting pregnant "even though they're on the pill" are due to their failure to correctly and consistently adhere to the pill schedule (intentional or unintentional)
>all these mad roasties
hilarious
>>35448858
can someone screenshot that post
10/10
>smoker
>afraid to grow up
>crazy ass drug past
Doesn't matter if you're sober now you will always be damaged goods to me.
>wears all black
>>35449496
>>35449385
How about this, you're both enormous faggots
>>35449761
Nice apologism.
I'd be fine if this shit continued unabated under different circumstances, because it's like unintended aposematism. If we didn't have to worry about the socioeconomic shit, we could just keep it up for another 500 years, by which time all the reasonable people would be Glorious PC Gaming Master Race, and all the offspring of the HAES people, feminists and pinkos would have bred themselves down to walking protoplasm balloons with stick arms, dyed and dressed in leather, shouting "muh oppression!" as a warning cry to anyone who dared go near them.
Thing is, it doesn't work that way. We have moralism, we have "one man one vote" and we have a problem that's affecting the West way more than anywhere else. And we have to make progress somefuckinghow.
The one sticking their head up their ass is you. In 40-50 years you're going to receive the notice that "No pension available!". Have fun with that.
>>35447743
Holy shit the craziest bitch I know is into horses how are these random ass fact related?
>>35449507
Why did she choose the oxidation of glycose to pyruate though? The chain is not even pretty, all the cool hexoses are only in the beginning.
>>35449654
>Showering someone with gifts to try and get them to like you more
The worst shit imaginable
>>35447743
Just met a girl that's into horses, should I get out?
>>35449855
You're right. Chemical contraception IS pretty strong shit. And you can miss taking one pill, or two, or even three, and if you go back on your cycle your chances of getting knocked up will be minimal.
And yet, we have all these girls finding themselves "accidentally" pregnant.
What does this mean? What does this say about someone's probable intentions in this situation?
>>35449916
No, but just be careful
>>35449863
Do it yourself you lazy faggot
>>35448984
The situation you just described isn't normal. Your father isn't normal. You aren't normal.
>>35447582
>good at bowling
>>35449891
That may or may not be true, but at least I'm the one who doesn't resort to "u mad?".
>>35449920
>What does this mean?
that girls are lying about being on birth control left and right
just like an anone earlier ITT said - you cant really trust random women when they talk about birth control. if you wanna make sure, use a condom regardless of what she tells you.
>>35449455
That might be the case, as she didn't want to go further than making out, even though she is/was pretty obviously interested.
I still hope it's because her previous bf cheated or something like that.
Fuck that, when will it be my turn for a qt gf that didn't take buckets of dick?
>>35449018
>he thinks Christian schoolgirls aren't the sluttiest
>>35449038
Being a virgin at that age has never been traditional.
Modern girls are actually losing their virginity later in life than did "traditional" girls
>>35449957
>Fuck that, when will it be my turn for a qt gf that didn't take buckets of dick?
>le born in le wrong generation face
wow stop living in the past anon
its <the current year>!
>>35447743
Can confirm. Ex was a horse lover and filled to the brim with issues.
>>35449946
And you can be entirely sure of condoms as well...
Protip; keep in your pocket at all times, if not hidden up your ass to prevent needles. Flush when you're done.
>>35449897
>all that pseudointellectual babble
you're not impressing anyone m8
if you're not presenting feasible solutions to the issues you mentioned you're only regurgitating shit you saw on /pol/
Until then you are not "better" than anyone
girls are literally the devil
>>35449699
>living longer than ever before
>richer than ever before
>technology advancing faster than ever before
>less violence/crime than ever before
>the west is in decline
Okay.
>>35450008
>thinking I want to impress random Anon #289456241 on the internet
>demanding immediate solution or else "just contributing to the problem"
>supposing that I want to be "better" than anyone, and not just "better off"
>2016
You're the problem. We can start by removing you and the opinions of somnambulent tards like you from society.
>>35450027
Don't bother, he has this notion of a glorious past which didn't exist.
The red flags people point out here are 95% girls only
So what does that tell us?
>>35447743
This is so fucking true holy shit
>>35450050
FUCK WOMEN GENDER WAR NOW
>>35449897
There is no such thing as progress. If we went back in time to Victorian age morals you'd probably be poor and die of fucking dysentery or some shit.
We are living in the middle of a fucking golden age. It only seems bad because you have no friends and probably watch Fox News.
>>35450050
/fit/ is mostly populated by males hence the advice here is primarily about the opposite gender because that's what the majority of the target audience is into?
There are enough red flags about men that are far more obvious, like chronically unemployed, substance abuse et cetera
>>35450050
That /fit/ is 95% '''''''straight''''''' male?
>>35448858
this post man
best one describing whats wrong with so many girls
>>35450027
>erectile disfunction
>kekold
>materialism
>hedonism
>fucking MINORS watching porn and everyone thinks it's okay
>alcohol and clubbing/one night stands readily accepted as culture
>shit food
>reliance upon boogeymen in the desert to continue perpetual warfare
We also have more diabetics and obese people than ever before.
>>35450082
>like chronically unemployed, substance abuse et cetera
yeah but those red flags are way more obvious than any other female one, like making irrational choices upon what they think is right when infact they're trusting their instincts and not think about their choice before choosing what they do
>>35450040
Kek I'm sure people who already are "better off" than most don't complain about other people that have zero effect on their lives
>>35449442
>I lift for my health
Funniest shit I heard all day. You lift to look good like everyone else. You would swim if you actually cared that much about your health.
>>35450027
>higher proportional taxes than ever before
>tons of young men on the streets or "unemployable"
>greatest historical homelessness and suicide disparity ever
>the only serious technological innovations being made are in computing and new materials for cheapening or simpler conveniences
>indulgence means a greater proportion of postmodernist bullshit going about, and this due to moralist illusions keeps advancing to the top of politics
>insane US foreign policy, Europe is in the shitter, people are proposing censorship and "equalizing measures" left and right, education is doing worse and worse...
>there's nothing wrong, and to want to try and excel is just immodest and unjust to all the people starving in Africa
Hurr.
>>35450100
Let's just go back in time to the good old days when blacks were in chains, women couldn't vote, war was always lurking around the corner, and life was short and boring.
>>35450071
>assuming I'm American
>"there is no such thing as progress"
Jaysus. Yes, I read "The Better Angels of Our Nature" as well. But you seem to have fucking lost the marbles when it comes to what sustainable development means. And if you don't think we must fight the sentiment that it is "immoral to try to better yourself when you could be helping others", then you're fucking lost.
Insure your own well-being, security and progress first. Only THEN can you expend your surplus on helping others.
>>35450157
What the fuck are you going on about. Stop hiding the fact that you have nothing intelligent to say by writing like a Pitchfork music critic.
We can all agree that woman are toxic for anything but sex right?
>>35450119
>zero effect on their lives
Do you know where your tax money goes? Does your country accept an insane amount of refugees? Do your politicians openly profess culturally marxist or feminist or anti-industrial ideas?
I'm no anarchist, but at the same time I didn't ask to be born into a pyramid scheme. It's telling when the people in the world who do the most good are named Musk, Buffet and Gates, and when politicians are universally reviled and described as slime. It's also telling who and what you're allowed to criticize and what you're not allowed to. Get your head out of your ass.
>>35447659
this
I don't even care for ear piercings, either, but I won't complain due to how common it is.
>>35449360
Ah, the old "fall into line or you'll have sex withheld" argument. Given that most guys posting itt are actively against lowering their standards to desperately get into any vagina available, why do you think this is a suitable counter?
This is it /fit/, the board is officially deas.
>>35449916
I don't think so, most anons who are replying had different problems, but still exercise cautious.
>>35450140
Nice strawman. Saddle up, Sancho! There be dragons on the horizon!
>>35450219
>dating the only girl i've met to not have any piercings
Is this something that other people don't like too? I thought it was just me all this time
>>35449453
n-no homo right
>>35448394
Huge coooooocks
>unf
>>35450187
>"hiding the fact that you have nothing intelligent to say"
>doesn't understand inference or implication
>hasn't read any Steven Pinker, and probably hasn't read any Saad, Krauthammer, Machiavelli, Hume, Kant, Hobbes, etc. or even "The Republic"
>makes appeals to status quo and advances an argument as though he thinks the world can remain and must remain static
>"I just want to go to my 4chan and keep playing video games and do my part-time and hang with my buds until I grow old, and then we'll see what happens"
You can't call someone else unintelligent. You don't know the meaning of the concept.
>>35450140
>war was always lurking around the corner
Gee, have watched the news lately? American politicians have a hard on for starting shit just to piss off Iran and Russia.
As or the other stuff, you are clearly an American-centric with a distorted view of history. History was different for other places.
>>35447743
I will keep this in mind...
>Always on phone
>Piercings besides ears or nose stud
>Gauges
>Feminist
>Unnatural colored hair die
>SJW
>Most electronics being Mac products
>Loves shitty pop idles (Beyoncé for example) after high school
>Most friends are guys (bonus points if they wear flatbill hats)
>Talks about sex openly (i.e. in public/parties)
>Likes to go clubbing
>Smokes
>DUDE WEED
>Screams at the slightest unexpected occurrence
>"I love to go muddin' and horse back riding whenever I get the chance"
>"Lifted trucks are a REALLY man's car"
Self proclaimed "country girls I guess.
>Daddy issues
>Single mom
I could probably go on...
>>35450122
Anon might swim too for all you know. Also
>implying lifting isnt good for general health
>>35447743
true for 2 of the 3 girls I know who like horses. And those 2 are the ones who love horses the most oddly enough.
You're onto something here.
>>35447582
>shares the same interests and loves that I do
>actually has a passion for something I don't (teaching, reading and baking)
>no interest in fitness but diets well and doesn't eat like crazy
>is a devout Christian but respects the opinions of others and loves the sciences, doesn't mind that I'm atheist (or at least not a believer)
>loves to debate and discuss world issues and religion (without getting overly protective and take criticism as a personal offense)
>is a good hearted person who is very emotive and outward showing of emotions (I can read her like a book)
>made it very clear as soon as we started dating that in the future she wanted to get married and have children, very confident in pretty much all matters
>cute as a button with excellent fashion sense
What's the opposite of a red flag m8s?
>>35450327
I just don't like when people intentionally harm their bodies, even if it doesn't have many negative effects. I can deal with ear piercings, but the rising popularity of ear gauges is making me rather uncomfortable.
Also, I really dislike when people have more than one piercing on one ear.
>>35450201
Wrong. Women are just as smart and as capable of intellectual honesty, decency and constructive behavior as men are. They have a different nature though, and historically and culturally we haven't learned to deal with it, because it's never really been a problem. We could recognize it, but we had tougher shit to deal with and it wasn't allowed to influence politics. Nowadays though, they not only have incentives to but are actively encouraged to behave like shit. And the problem is now we're mostly sitting on our hands when it comes to solving all of this, again because of disincentives and cultural paradigms and taboos, because of the way the system is set up.
Or from a more personal perspective; it's still wrong, but the main problem is that the decent women are all fucking taken.
