ITT: things jason blaha has said
I'll start
>if your government doesn't allow you to have guns you should start a revolution
Remember like 3 months ago when he said he switched to a bb split and was going to get shredded for youtube views. What ever happened to that?
>>35443344
>we are the new Spartans
>>35443344
>here's some advice for you Rich
Blaha, a 40 year old living in his sisters home without a job, telling rich piana, real estate and marketing mogul how to live his life
Do people actually sit there and watch this fuckstick?
Does anyone out there actually take him seriously? I personally have never seen any of his videos but from how he looks and how people say he acts, he just makes it seem like he is a fucking idiot.
I guess I shouldn't knock it til I see it for myself... but it's kind of hard for me to watch a video of a guy who paints his fucking beard green and pink.
>>35443344
>Muslims invented to illuminati
>>35443344
>i was in a top secret military black ops outfit that's so secret, even mentioning it could have you killed
>>35443344
>If ISIS attacks Texas we will just nuke Mecca
>We have most of America's nukes, do you think we care?
>>35443344
GOAL BODY
>>35443344
>I used to bench 475
>>35443344
This needs to be called the "Blahautism Report"
>one thing i know from everyone i know that's killed someone, myself included, is that once you kill your first person you're pretty fucked in the head
>>35444070
>government mercenary / hitman
Can't handle 14 yr old trolling him on Facebook
>>35443344
> my girlfriend is hot
>rich piana is actually smaller than me
He looks like he is pretty big but has no definition at all. Even if he lost weight he still wouldn't have much muscle underneath it.
>>35444202
>pretty big
Just because a pile of dog shit is big doesn't mean its more than just a big pile of dog shit
Thanks for the comments Jason but we all know your 5'9" @ 220lb @ a swelt 35% BF
>>35444179
Beat me to it.
>>35444222
>Just because a pile of dog shit is big doesn't mean its more than just a big pile of dog shit
I'm not saying the guy had a lot of muscle mass he just looks like he has a lot of mass. I'm about 28% bf and he is way higher than that probably 30 -35%
>>35443344
>i will get aestethic to improve my outreach
he said this in 2014
>>35444593
He said he'd cut down to 180 but ended up Ballooning back to 220 at around 20% bf. Oh here's a good one.
> it's impossible to build more than 20-30 lbs naturally.
>>35443452
LMFAO, so true. Blaha is a huge copecel. He's embarrassing to watch, everything about him just screams INFERIORITY COMPLEX
>>35444738
No shit, he's into weight lifting
>>35444771
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>>35444160
She's hotter than my gf, which I can't see cause she doesn't exist....
>I'm not a member of the military, but I have taken lives for my government
All of his content is misinformation or outright lies. Dyels still believe him because his delivery is so folksy and polite. He makes empty threats of violence. He compares himself to fitness professionals. He begs for money from viewers. Whenever his immature behavior gets called he claims he was just kidding. Unreal.
>below 20% bf
>not even when he cut
Even when he cut, he still looks like a bag of dogshit. And why does he suck in his gut in every single picture?
>>35444944
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
Blaba used to post on the Elitefts boards years ago. BodybyFinaplix was his user name. He got kicked off eventually. This is an example of his horse shit.
This is my creed.
1. Trenbolone is the ultimate steroid. Use it or fall behind the pack.
2. If you train any body part less than 3 times a week it is due to it being over-developed and you are trying to balance out your physique. Any other reason is a mark of weakness.
3. Diet is the key to unlocking the mass potential of your steroids and training.
4. Blessed are the mighty handed... for they shall ride the whirlwind. Cursed are the meek of the earth, for they shall die by the sword.
5. Put no other guru before BBF, or you shall falter and fall by the wayside.
Thus spoke BodyByFinaplix.
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/anabolic-steroids/thus-spoke-bodybyfinaplix-328118.html
>>35443344
D-do you mean these guns?
>>35444070
DO YOU THINK KILLING PEOPLE IS FUCKIN FUNNY?
>>35445269
Little bit
>I'm not balding, I choose to shave my head, I could let it grow out but choose not
Dude has serious George Costanza hairline
My New Years resolution goal , which I had previously not made, is to become fit before he does. The race is on. He doesn't even know I'm winning.
Screenshot this- not a fag, will deliver
>>35445241
Holy shit is nobody commenting on this. Could be a fake account but the pictures and date of birth check out. This totally changes my view on blahahah.
His info is still good though.
>You want to get big you have to eat big
>Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but don't nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weights
>>35447798
Any relevant info Blaha gives is not his own. I am the same age as him, he is repeating things said by the "gurus", and goto players from 15 yrs ago. Some of his schill seems like its directly from Testosterone.org & MM2000. Good in a sense to get some of the info out, but bad because younger lifters think he knows what he's talking about.
>>35443344
He's right about that though.
>>35443344
I kinda feel sorry for him. He's on gear and still looks like shit. I wouldn't dream of going on youtube and giving fitness advice looking like that
>>35443344
He has absolute shit tier genetics. He actually does pretty decent considering he's bottom of the barrel in terms of genetic potential.
>>35445241
He looks decent in that pic. The fuck happened?
>>35447812
...said the guy who just had a double hip replacement.
>>35445159
Did you catch some blautism?
>>35445159
Is this an epic new meme?
>>35445133
Dyel to fuck.
>>35448552
> shit tier genetics?
He has shit tier work ethic, shit tier nutrition discipline and shit tier mental stability. If he worked as hard on his nutrition & lifting as he did on challenging everyone to fights, then at least he would look the part.
"It's only gay if you swallow"
