Who /nofap 2016/ here?
I already lost
>>35442625
i came like 2 minutes ago lol
I don't see how anyone could do it unless they were getting a steady flow of pussy. Maybe I underestimate my brothers.
No porn for sure, no fap no thank you. But I will try not to grip so hard when I do fap
>>35442625
>2016
>'no fap' troll meme still around
You guys are chumps.
>>35442653
Dude, just use lube. You can make your own water-soluble lube for cheap by mixing a small amount of guar gum (available at decent grocery stores) with water. Slipery as fuck. Can be sex lube too, it's a food additive.
>>35442706
I started fapping with olive oil, that shit is SO hard to knock. Nothin like watchin a sick deepthroat comp and stroking with olive oil. DAMN man. But ima try and cut porn out. Fap maybe once a week or so
not fapping makes me irritable and unpleasant
>>35442625
So far so good
>>35442625
>noporn2016
I'm gonna fap after I do some cardio later.
The porn fucks with my head though. Totally desensitizes me.
>>35442706
Can't you just use olive oil or some shit? Actually, fuck it. Make what you said and sell it online as
>artisan lube
you'll make a fortune.
>>35442701
Wasn't it originally just a dumb challenge for all the virgins on the site? The whole muh benefits thing came later. No porn is good though. Can't do it though. I mean, I can, but not now. Too much of a weeb. There's too much hentai out there for me not to keep up.
Can someone summarise what the benefits of no fap/no porn are supposed to be?
If I don't masturbate at least every other day I get horny as fuck and start creeping on all my milf coworkers, and masturbating without porn is boring as fuck. I don't have crushes anymore like when I was in school. Am I supposed to come up with imaginary women?
>>35444131
Pretty much. Learn how to into visualization. Maybe while you're learning how to into porn inside your head, you can into meditaion and achieve enlightenment through fapping. Or something.
Made it through most of 2015 without fapping. 2016 should be a breeze.
>>35444161
What the fuck is this meme
I masturbate every day
I masturbate to porn
I masturbate to hentai
I masturbate to stories
I masturbate to my own imagination
It's not difficult to jerk yourself off to your imagination unless you actually have no brain
What even is nofap anyway?
Pointless. Not even difficult if you stay away from any material.
>>35444255
Same, I'm trying to be nice to the imagination impaired anon though.
>>35442643
this is my exact plan, actually, i plan on entering the monastery in February 2017 if i cant get a gf so it might be nofap rest of my life.
>>35444267
But there is literally no point to this nofap thing unless you gettin laid on the reg.
>>35444297
You're like that child who dislikes some food despite never eating it before.
Give it a try
>>35442724
>>35444043
>olive oil
the smell alone makes the use of it unbearable
do you fuckers not have noses?
I'm game
the wife got me this for christmas
>>35442808
>The porn fucks with my head though. Totally desensitizes me.
same here bro, i quit for a week and then i relapsed, deleting my 500gb collection helped but now im slowly rebuilding it, it's gonna be hard to delete it again
Kek, just fapped 20 mims ago
So i had mandatory final wank last night... I was also drunk and on MDMA.. It took me about 3 hours to cum... My dick is red raw and in excruciating pain... at least I can't fap for a while now
>>35442633
This
>>35444297
Well I am getting laid on the reg, loser, so stop telling me that.
>>35444775
I've gon nofap before, like when I was training for two weeks and didn't use the internet. I never even thought about it, so I don't get all the hype.
i'm going to do it
the dopamine addiction is really fucking with my head. i quit before and my motivation for all things skyrocketed
>tfw libido doubled since started lifting
I often fap twice a day now and I still have all kinds of urges to get freaky with real flesh and blood girls.
I'll be able to score one I'm ripped, r-right?
>>35442625
>do no fap/no porn for two months in 2015
>got so desperate to fap that I booked an escort
>pretty cute girl
>dick was limp for everything except bj
>couldn't even blow my load
Am I gay or something?
>tfw new years resolution was noporn
>first thing I did this morning was fap to mercedes carrera getting blacked
NoPorn and pussy. I'm a 25yo kv so this will never work.
>>35444930
Most people have trouble getting it up with a hooker for the first time. At least, that's what my first hooker told me after I pounded her rock hard. I must be a natural.
>Forever alone.
>>35444934
Install parental controls and get back on the wagon
>>35444934
Don't worry about coming to /fit/ anymore then, you're a cu.ck so lifting and the like is pointless for you. Go enjoy a buffet, get fat and sink into despair.
>>35442625
Alright gona join in on no porn for a while.
>>35444930
>>35444955
Can hookers tell if you're a virgin?
Can't imagine a fit guy going to one and telling them that you are a virgin only for them to laugh at your face and kick you out.
>>35444934
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>>35444934
>cuck
>no willpower
faggot
does shagging a lass count? otherwise im in
>>35445090
>laugh at your face and kick you out
It's their job to please you. A baker wouldn't laugh at you for buying white bread either.
Besides, to them, a virgin is cute and it's easy money. Trust me on this one, they'll be kind to you. They're professionals, they won't act like real world girls.
>>35445007
>>35445106
>>35445119
It's the contrast.
>>35442625
I'm nofap 2016. Need to focus on putting on ~20 lbs and getting my DL into the 500 zone. Also starting college at age 22 with my gi bill so I want to have a clear head. Porn has really fucked me up, did fap cycling with noporn and my db bench went up no shit 10 lbs in just 2 weeks cause I was lifting on my test peak day and then fapping right after and it got my rewards system back in check somewhat. Then I slipped back into watching porn, but I know I can break it now. Previous record is a little over 90 days nofap/noporn, going for 365 noporn cause I will fap cycle if I strike out and don't get any pussy after 7 days which is unlikely.
>>35445119
>fapping to a girl you aren't dating being fucked is being a cuck
nigga do you even know what that word means
>>35442761
Don't let your addictions define who you are.
>>35442625
I always flush the pipes every 8 days to experience that peak test
No porn is the point, not nofap
>>35445295
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>>35445376
But i am, since you DO want to fap once every 7 days for dat peak test
Plus it's porn that has clear effect on the self, rather than the act alone
faggot
>>35445405
i love how many retards keep falling for this
>>35442625
I'm in, but lets be honest, majority of us will not last a week.
>>35444824
1/10
>>35444255
Some people gain issues from excessive fap/pron
no fap 2016? I already fucked a bitch at 5 in the morning in the back of my jeep then jerked off twice today.
