>that guy who reracks his weights
>that guy who brings a towel and places it where you rest your head on benches
>that guy who cleans equipment after done using it
ISHYDDT
>>35428457
I too love spreading my infectious diseases at the gym
>>35428457
>that guy who follows gym etiquette
SHIGGYDIGGYDOO
>>35428457
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR STALE MEMES
>>35428457
>that guy who leaves his weights on each machine for me to remove so that I can load at least a plate first
>that guy who sweats all over the equipment
>that greasy fuck who leaves wet hand prints on everything he touches
ISHYDDTOP
>>35428488
you shouldn't go to the gym with infectious diseases, anon.
I only rerack bars/plates on the deadlift or if i'm doing rows or some shit. Fuck reracking after the bench or squat.
>>35428457
>got ringworm from another dudes sweat on the bench
>deliberately sweat the shit out of every piece of motherfucking equipment I could drip on out of spite
>stop going to that gym a week or so later, see a dermatologist for treatment, join a new gym
>dermatologist tells me I actually have Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus
>for non bio anons, it's an extremely serious skin disease that requires surgery and is highly adaptable
>it used to be treated by minor poisoning but now it's too hardy for it and you basically have two options to deal with it, both scarring and expensive
>in too deep to confess about sweating everywhere
>pretend it was from a bug bite while out fishing
>mine was treated with linezolid because I got cash money
>mfw thinking about infected gym rats
>>35428953
Fuck now Im happy theres a little gym hired goblin that goes and polishes the equipment every hour. After reading this im alright with being shooed off the rack so he can clean it.
Thanks goblin, I promise I will never make fun of your small stature again
>got fungal infection on my legs from gym
Fuck you infectionfags, take care of your diseases
> that guy who posts "that guy who..." threads
