>Stepfather gifts me Gym Membership
>Gym is 2 miles away
>Says he won't drive me there
Does anyone here on /fit/ experienced hell like this?
How do you guys even get to the gym when mom and daddy dont drive you ;_;
>>35426184
WALK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT AMERIDUMB, FUCKING LANDWHALE CUNT, WALK/JOG AS IF IT WAS YOUR CARDIO, REEEEEEEEEE
>2 miles
>cannot walk or run
nice b8
>>35426184
"2 miles is too far" just fuck off you're already beyond redemption
>>35426203
As obnoxious as this is, he's right
>tfw you're the wife's son
This meme has gone too far now guys
>driving to the gym
People do this?
I want to build a gym that doesn't have a parking lot.
>bike to gym
>get warmup while I commute
>biking home is like an extra set of squats
>>35426184
get a bike faggot
My Gym is 15-20 walk time away from my house and I almost exclusively walk there. Gotta get a grip OP you god damn faggot. It's not even my fucking warm up.
>>35426196
thats the place i want to leave why do you tell me to go back?
>>35426203
what about my gym bag?
>>35426213
>>35426216
>>35426219
sorry
>>35426223
what meme
>>35426243
you walk 2 miles with gym bag in 15 mins? nice bro
>>35426184
>only 2 miles
Fucking walk faggot.
>>35426224
>enjoy your scrawny gains with cardio you ottermode weakling
>>35426184
Walking to the gym should take 30 - 40 minutes at 2 miles (since i'm guessing you are a fat fuck), this is actually great for cardio and is basically a treadmill.
If you are a huge faggot then I guess you can just bus it to the gym
>>35426224
My gym is 15 miles away.
>inb4 cardio
>>35426250
>With a gym bag
you mean the 10lb~ gym bag?
>>35426260
>>35426273
theres no bus stop .. i get the feeling they are playing this game on me to fuck me over because there are gyms i could reach with a bus myself
they want me to walk familia .. i think i get it now
>>35426289
maybe .. still seems like a struggle
Whats in your bag? Can't i leave my stuff in the gym.
>>35426250
>what about my gym bag?
What the fuck do you even have in there?
>backpack
>bottle of water
>phone/wallet/keys
The fuck else? Are you carrying the weights there?
>>35426305
My bag is clothes, deodorant, water bottle and a towel, being it goes over my shoulder it's not too bad.
>>35426323
shoes, towel, water etc
Why is everyone falling for OP's shitty b8?
A person like this literally can't exist past the age of 10. A spoiled fat little faggot kid is the only way OP could ever be real.
And this is an 18+ website, so that's not possible
>>35426184
homegym
>>35426250
I used to walk 2.5km with my own Dumbbells in my Bag to the sports Park to lift there with my friends, who also brought their own Dumbbells with them.
Don't search for excuses fatty
>>35426305
>they want me to walk
Is the route at least relatively free of niggers?
2 miles away?! thats it?! ride your fucking bike FAGGOT
If you can't travel 2 miles on foot in 15-20 minutes, you don't deserve to drive to the gym.
>>35426184
walk or ask him to get you a bike
>>35426305
The perk of a long trip to the gym is that you likely wont pussy out when you're there. it's easier to say "I'll lift later" w/ a homegym
>>35426184
You should hang out with this guy >>35425702
>>35426353
Lol wat
I'm just imaging a bunch of dyels swinging 4kg dumbells around and running about in a park
>>35426184
biking is fun m8, and it will take you MAX 25 min, if you're slow and stop a lot, but probably 10-15 minutes
i walk to the gym with a gym bag full of shit and it's about 2 miles away get a grip trollboy
>>35426344
>fat little faggot kid is the only way OP could ever be real.
please visit >>/r9k/ and then tell me i am special in anyway ..
>>35426362
i think so yes
>>35426436
dont have a bike .. never had one .. so that means i dont know how to bike
wish i knew how to 2bh
Take your frogs and fuck off back to /r9k/ where you came from.
I can see through your shit
>>35426184
What the fuck you fucking faggot my gym is 5.5km (3.3 miles) away and I just ride my bike to it like a normal human being it doesn't even take 25 minutes like what the fuck is wrong with you ameritards.
Sure there's a goddamn gym that's two times closer, but that shit's four times as expensive as my current gym and it's full of faggots doing cardio or bodyweight bullshit.
Man the fuck up you fucking retard are you carrying your own weights or why are two fucking miles such a problem for you, I bet you're just a 400 pound landwhale like most other American degenerates.
>>35426467
Buy one from a thrift store and learn
>>35426184
My old gym was 6 miles away, I would get the bus there and walk back.
If you're too lazy/time poor then get a bike or kick scooter
good bait op
>>35426467
>dont have a bike
If you have any money buy one for yourself, if not (which im guessing is the case) you can get a job and save or ask your mom for one
>i dont know how to bike
Don't worry, you can learn by yourself,
watch this video of a guy learning to ride a fucking unicycle by himself in a grand total of 2 hours and 28 minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncjFqrXj0_Y. You can't teach yourself OP, don't worry, stop blocking yourself and making excuses.
If you don't get a bike you can still walk, it won't take you much either and it will be worth it. It will be good for you, too. Not meaning to be an asshole, but you seem to be very spoiled and walking 4 miles 3-5 times a week will help you with that. People have done much harder things, you can do it
>>35426471
mad cause you dont have a flag on the moon ?
>>35426479
okay .. ill see what i can do
>>35426532
kick scooter wow .. you ever seen a fat guy on a kick scooter??
>>35426565
thanks anon
>>35426467
>please visit >>/r9k/ and then tell me i am special in anyway ..
dude
everyone on that board is merely pretending
>>35426650
as much as /pol/ is satire?
just like /fit/ is pretending to lift?
or /a/ pretending to know anything about anime or /v/ about video games?
what are you even here for?
>needing a bike for a fucking 2 miles walk
What the fuck is wrong with you lot?
I had to walk 10km to school for 12 years and I did fine
>>35426676
r9k is a legitimate troll board
no one on that board actually does what they claim to do
how are you so unaware?
>>35426686
I get that you just want to feel better, but read the fucking thread. Everyone is basically saying "it will be easier with a bike, but you can walk it easily"
>>35426701
how are you so fucking stupid?
>>35426338
>carrying water to the gym
kek'd
>>35426184
Getting to the gym is a great warm up
Coming home is a great warm down
>>35426184
Walk there and jog back home. Consume a surplus of 500 cals on those days. C'mon man. Lift the weights faggot and be a god.
>>35426712
>he actually fell for the /r9k/ is real troll
i don't know what to say to you
>>35426203
this you fool
A true gym rat would run their way there.
Your stepdad probably got you that so you can start doing some cardio you fat fuck.
>>35426184
Lol 2miles aint shit nigger, i started goin to the gym religiously 5 months and have walked both ways countless times or 1 way and a ride/bus back. I walk 4 miles, go fuck yourself pussy bitch
>>35426184
You should jog there and back. Warm up / cool down
>>35426250
>what about my gym bag?
>>35426224
>my gym is a 40 minute drive away
>would take all day (if not longer) to go there, lift and get back home
ok
Walk there fat fuck
>>35426184
Nigger my gym is 5 fucking miles!!! I bike 10 miles a day for gainz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU CUNT WALK.
>>35426224
That would be fine in a densely populated metropolitan area, but anywhere else and your gym wouldn't last three months. Not a very astute businessman, are you?
>>35426184
>cant handle a 2 mile walk/run
jesus christ you guys are taking this no cardio meme to the extreme. this is just pathetic
2 miles is less than 10 minutes jogging, what the fuck? Are you that obese?
>>35427014
You jog a <5 minute mile?
The world record is 3:46, you should join the Olympics bro
>>35426184
>>35426184
Yeah i feel you, my gym is 1 hour away from home and i don't have a car, public transport also sucks
>>35426184
>can't walk or bike 4 miles round trip
>thinks he's going to lift
You must be trolling. Or you're an invalid.
>>35426184
Proof that americans are fat fucks, you didn't even got the membership by yourself, someone had to do it for and you are afraid of walking for 2 miles. You probably gonna give up on the first week, just off yourself and save us the trouble
>>35426596
Loads of people use kick scooters where I live
LONDON
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When I first started lifting it was winter I would ride my bike at 5:30 in the morning two miles across town and lift then ride home.
I never even thought anything of it
Sometimes wanting something bad enough makes it so that you don't see the obstacles that stop you from achieving your goals you just go out and do it.
my gym is a mile away. I ALWAYS walk or run.
>>35426203
This
