im going to get my test levels checked. is there some way to temporarily lower my t levels before the test to increase my chances of being prescribed legal testosterone shots?
>>35424424
Chug soy milk
try crossfit
>>35424424
dont eat fat
dont sleep
soy milk
keep in mind that if you get test it shuts down your natural production, your balls will shrink and you can become infertile. unless you actually have low test you shouldn't do it.
watch some anime
>>35424424
They will prescribe dosage that will get your test back to normal levels which won't change anything. Only supraphysiological doses of test will make a difference. So yeah, Trenbolone is your friend.
>>35424424
>>35417672
Come the dank side.
>>35425243
okay mom :^)
>>35424424
Any UKBrahs know a way to get a test level check? It seems that anyone can get it done in Muricah but over here unless you claim to be trans then they don't give a fuck about test.
>>35425232
>>35425059
>soy milk
lel
>Soy lethicin supplements
>Skip monosaturated and saturated fats entirely
>Starve and dehydrate yourself
>Listen to interviews with Bernie Sanders
>Sleep as little as possible
>Masturbate as much as possible
>Watch anime
>Eat alot of flaxseed and licorice
>Buy a Tesla
>Become a vegan
>Heat your food in plastic containers from Walmart, Aldi or any other company owned by someone named goldstein or weinberg
>>35424424
5g Finasreride a day for at least three months.
Do SS, drink milk, vote left, watch anime
also, soy supplements
>Start with Normal T
>Crash it on purpose
>Inject an amount of T to get back to normal levels
>Finish with same T level you stared, while permanently suppressing natural production
Foolproof plan OP.
>>35425254
250mg is a fairly standard prescription, and especially seeing as it's pharmaceutical grade, that'll put you WELL above standard levels.
something tells me you'll do just fine op :^)
also, stop hating on anime you normie scum, fuck off back to bodybuilding .kuk
if the doctor asks, i will vouch for you being a faggot, OP
>>35426459
>hell do fine.
RIP
>>35426459
Never got the whole "normie" thing being an insult, or is it just used ironically?
It would be like hobos crying richfag to people on the streets.