Is texting with proper grammar autistic?
What is your favorite life to show off the grills in the gym? Mine are either Squats or Deadlifts.
>>35418127
worrying about autism is more autistic than how you text
Yes texting is autistic
Text messages are for information, not for conversation
If you take everything literally and dont look at people when you speak, you have autism
>>35418164
>implying you cannot gather information from conversations
Okay here is the real autism test:
You are walking behind someone on the sidewalk at a very slightly quicker pace than them. What do you do?
A) Slow down to match their pace
B) Maintain your pace and perform a slow overtake
C) Accelerate and perform a fast overtake
I will reveal what your answers tell you about autism in 10 minutes.
>>35418220
>tfw C but then they speed up too and then I awkwardly slow down
*gulps*
>>35418164
>I wish people would text me... :(
>>35418220
Depends. If it's a long path, B. But if there's other people coming from different direction or an intersection, C
>>35418220
Probably B but if I was feeling lazy then probably A.
>inb4 "you're autistic because you answered the question lmao"
>>35418220
You didn't give the autism answer but I would usually do B with once in a blue moon A
>>35418220
C but I am sonic
>>35418220
D) Shouting out at them to speed up (or hollering atchu gurl if u is fine)
>>35418220
Depends on the setting probably, if it was harajuku crossing in Tokyo then you're pretty much at the mercy of everyone else's pace, but if it was just some empty street then I'd just walk straight past them.
>>35418220
>worrying about it
>>35418220
D) Pretend you're jogging and jog past. No one ever stops to check if you're really a jogger.
>>35418127
If you're a male over 18, text with proper grammar and don't emoticons/emojis.
Use exclamation points to make it not seem like you're a robot.
>>35418220
What if I literally just spit my milk out after reading this fucking post?
What does that make me?
>>35420020
>using exclamation points ever
Emojis are the spice of life
