when you hold in a big shit and it feels good
no homo
>>35410855
it's not gay if it's poo
nothing better than squeezing a massive turd for glute gains
>>35410840
Cramps aren't pleasant.
>>35410840
>literally heaven
>>35410840
Iktf bro, closest I can get to gay sex and not crush my fragile anti gay ego my religious parents ingrained onto me
>>35410906
have you tried fingering your ass? no homo.
>>35410917
I had this flashlight that came with my cornflakes, it was pretty small, like a AAA battery plus half an inch in diameter. I stuck that up my ass and filmed it in the shower. It felt like pooping but I didn't know I was supposed to stimulate my prostate.
Now I'm in college and shitload of roommates and no locks and I can't risk trying again
>>35410976
>not asking your roombros to finger your ass
>>35411033
I actually get a lot of poon, I can't risk asking someone's and potentially losing it all. Plus half the people I live with are girls anyway
>>35411056
faggot
>>35410840
>when you hold in a big shit and it feels good
I thought I was the only one who did this.
Apparently it engages your pelvic floor which makes your erection super strong and longer lasting
>mfw doing this since child
>tfw it's true
