>Take your top off
>Go on Omegle
>Post results
Trying this now, it's triggering my autism like bad whenever a girl smiles and doesn't disconnect.
H-how do I get over this?
This is your best chance to practise being an asshole being liked for it.
>>35403676
The only person who spoke to me is a Philipino boy
>>35404057
Jesus Christ why is philippines so full of ladyboys
*sigh*
Literally only guys want to talk when they see my body
>>35403653
>>35404541
I'm gonna make a habit out of this
But
Is my autism showing?
>>35404541
HAHAHAH BRAH YOU HAD LIKE A LEGIT FULL CONVO ABOUT LIFTING WITH HIM AND HE STARTED IT OUT WITH CAN I SEE YOUR FEET HAHAHAHA
>>35404754
If I run into you Mas I'll show my cock
>>35404721
Kept calling a girl miss colombia a minute ago and she got offended. Had an old man literally sing "you should be sad because you're gay" and we had a hearty chuckle. It's a great community tbthf.
>>35404754
Post a convo
>>35404832
Thread is dying, post more spreg convos you had
>>35404900
I need to figure out how to talk to girls who give only one word answers
Think she was talking to multiple people. I should have just asked her for her tit out.
>>35403653
Shit man, I'll bite
Used to do this a lot. Became a semi-bad addiction actually, so I've stopped.
Good times though.
What I've learned:
-never talk to a black screen. I've never gotten any success from there
-show face with shirt on. You'll get banned if you go shirtless sometimes, and this is where I've had the most success.
-don't start out by proposing cybersex. It's best to exchange pleasantries, ask them their name, where they're from, etc. I'm impatient so I usually just say hi and then ask them, but long way will probably get you more success.
Pic related. I might dump some more, but nothing with face or nudity, because I'm not a scumbag.
>>35404951
Nigga where you at i'm trying to find you D:
no homo
>>35404951
Are the Natty walk guy?
>>35404961
DYEL?
>>35404976
Barely
>>35404987
Clearly
>>35404963
Im still on
How would I identify you? What's your cam looking like?
Start chat with '4chan' until we meet?
>>35404994
Have good face though so it doesn't even matter lmao
>>35405014
Show pls
>>35405024
Hahaha
No
>>35404968
Natty Walk? What's that?
>Implying I need to take my top off to get bitches wet
>>35405024
>>35404976
Also doesn't even matter if dyel desu, never showed face to these 2 ;)
>>35405105
> -show face with shirt on. You'll get banned if you go shirtless sometimes, and this is where I've had the most success.
Wut nigga?
>>35405161
Sorry lad meant most success shirt on showing face
SUCCESS LADS
I JUST CYBER'D
I WAS JERKING, SHE WAS OPENING VAG AND SHOWING ME CLIT! SHE WAS A WILD ONE!
I ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE I JUST HAD SEX
YES!
>>35405276
Good job mate!
>>35405276
heh, I'm gonna try this sometime
>>35405175
You show your face on omegle?
Say what haha...
What's your strategy?
>pretend I am a grill
>what would your run of the mill questions be from the opener to how you initiate cybersex
>>35405276
e-shagger do not forget us sempai
>>35405297
Showing face really is not an issue, I make sure they're not bots and girls don't really record cams.
Here's one of my conversations:
>me: hey
>hii
>me: what's up?
>nm
>hbu?
>me: i'm kinda horny
>good :)
Like I said, not much.
It's really just a numbers game. If a girl wants to have fun with you, she's probably made up her mind. Some might dc if you don't talk to them a little first, etc., but yeah.
>>35405276
pics?
>>35405502
NSFW
Weew what an adventure
Had one guy start beating furiously when he saw me, so I entertained him for a while. That was weirdly fun.
Had girls mire/tease, then quickly shut off.
But just spoke to an actual decent person and it made me want to stop the degeneracy.
>>35405645
link
>>35405770
Dude there's porn literally all over the internet
>>35404541
That's really cute actually
>>35404653
>london
>>35405043
Someone pls deliver natty walk gif
>>35404961
thank you skellington
>>35404754
I'd shit myself if I saw that and disconnect immediately. A roided fucker and a black background.
>>35406682
No problem ya cheeky cunt
>>35406714
This lmao, looks like some neckbeard serial killer
>>35406737
Dude MasTest is a total faggot but he looks stronk. No, this is not him without his trip. I hate him but he has a nice body for a roider.
>>35406671
L O N D O N
OP here, I'm still on it. Had a great convo with a kid from New York about J.Cole, had another convo with some cool dude about haircuts, and bitches automatically click away when I put my glasses and shirt on.
I feel less socially awkward already. Like I learnt a little about socialising. Huh.
>>35404754
looks like a bane cosplay without a mask
>>35405788
porn is fake tho
Why do women go on omegle?
Actually, why does anyone go on omegle?
Isn't it 90% fat guys jerking off
>>35403653
Leave the spaghetti in the fridge. There's no reason to take it with you
>>35407161
Id leave it there but ik you would just take it out and spill it.
>>35405105
>never showed face to these 2
so you just matched with them while jerking off and got lucky?
Monitored or unmonitored? What is best?
>>35407296
Unmonitored for hijinks like
>>35405276
monitored for hijinks like
>>35404541
I just had to get off the site when a hamplanet started trying to make conversation and some depressed girl was talking about suicide. Too much man. Just too much.
But I feel bad for going without saying bye to them. For fuck sake.
>>35404541
Mirin
>n-no homo
>mfw going on omegle with my "ninja mask"
>everyone thinks im real ISIS
>girls scream
>>35404961
>Used to do this a lot. Became a semi-bad addiction actually, so I've stopped.
IKTF bro
>6 hours of edging on omegle, sweating through to my desk chair, gagging for a 15 year old girl that will spread her ass for me
>Many girls flash tits and what not and move on
>Not enough to cum, constantly searching for a dirty filthy girl, doesn't matter what she looks like
>After 6 hours of edging finally cum and feel so much shame
>Repeat tomorrow
Why is cyber sex with random young girls SO addictive?
>>35407374
You will be arrested some day.
>>35407421
To be fair I was like 16/17 when I was doing it, peak omegle times desu, 20 now
>>35406680
As you wish...
>>35404961
That picture isn't you, I've seen it on /b/ at least three times
Beta: The picture
Fishing for compliments edition
>>35407620
Beta as fuck.
>>35407638
beta is different from compliment fishing desu.
Ilike goingto parties, acting confident as shit, and then doing this type of thing.
>at uni party w/ friends
>someone suggests roasting people
>doilooklikefuckingbeibstoyou.png
>"hey lets roast anon next"
>no
>"why?"
>anon doesn't fell very good about himself
>suddenly 10x more compliments
>thats why grills do it
>mfw attention whore
>>35407790
Sounds weak as fuck.
>>35407790
literally pathetic
>>35405276
/fit/
>>35407620
I don't think you are doing it right
>>35407374
Holy shit man I did this so fucking much man. Good times.
>>35405276
Holy kek hahahaa
We're proud of you anon, good job
>>35407288
No showed body, not jerking off
>>35407591
Shit really? I posted it like once on /fit/ a few weeks ago
>>35405276
why is this si heartwarming to me? Probably how genuinely happy you are, good job anon
chick and her gay friend mirin hard, right when I got on they were like "Oh my god..."
>>35404961
Used to do that shit all the time, tired of wading through millions of dicks for one fucking female though
>>35407620
Either a guy or really really really fat and lumpy.
>>35408370
pic
>>35407296
Monitored for days.
There are so few girls on the unmonitored it's not even funny. And a lot of girls on the monitored are still feeling horny.
>>35407451
why is he so fat?
i loaded my shit up and immediately felt awkward as fuck. fuck this shit.
>>35408453
It goes away quickly
Just know that you'll never see these people again
Unfortunately it doesn't help with real life confidence
Tried it for 20 minutes. Literally nobody talked to me.
im just an autistic dyel
>>35408587
just know your angles homie
>>35408597
Finally got a girl talking to me.
I should just end it all...
Got a pack of Lexotans and 2 bottles of wine... They look very friendly now.
>>35408625
Bro you have good abs, just aim the camera down on your body instead of up, turn the lights on, and shadows will do the rest. Experiment with it, you'll know what looks good
>>35408625
OP here, happened to me a few times. Some girls pull a face or make a remark, implying I'm hideous, then they leave the convo.
First off, fuck em.
Second, unless you see them they're more than likely men tryna fuck with you.
Just fuck em, have fun, don't get offended, and try again next time (if that's what you want to do).
>On Omegle
>Clicking through
>Dude
>Dude
>Dude dressed like a girl
>etc.
>Find two girls, holding wine and smiling when I connect
>Ask them if they've found what they're looking for tonight
>"Oh yeah bby! Yes, Yes!"
>Tell them I'm happy for them
>Disconnect
And that was my adventure on Omegle.
>>35408680
>>Find two girls, holding wine and smiling when I connect
>>Ask them if they've found what they're looking for tonight
>>"Oh yeah bby! Yes, Yes!"
I respect your decision. I just don't understand it.
>>35408587
OP here, was also more active when I made the thread. I came off 30 mins ago but it quietened down a lot by then.
>>35408658
Yeh that screen-glow 1-point illumination doesn't make anyone look great, especially just a torso.
Put some effort in and differentiate yourself.
This post inspired me to omegle and sure enough some sexy slut helped me nut.
I don't understand the difficult part lol
>>35409393
the difficult part is overcoming spaghetti, which goes quickly
>>35410946
Getting over the jitters/autism does go pretty quickly. Leading the convo isn't hard.
Gets pretty old tho when the girl won't contribute, damn. Say something interesting girl, move the show along!
>>35403653
Can I achieve this natty?
>>35410978
no.
>>35410978
Yes, but it will take a long fucking time and intense dedication.
>>35411185
no.
>>35410978
Yeah, bulk for two years, cut for one. You won't look like that forever, but for about 6 golden months, you can.
Maintaining that for any longer is out of the question though, unless you have an out of this world motivation. Which you dont, because you're asking about roiding.
>>35411261
>>35411185
>>35410978
Are you guys fucking retarded? How can anyone in their right mind think you can look like this, let alone in 3 fucking years?
People talk about how it MIGHT be possible for a natty to reach zyzz before his peak, but i have yet to see anyone do it, and you retards think you can look like this guy natty?
Please fucking kill yourself, you are doing nothing but spreading lies you fucking dyels.
>>35408625
Wew lad
![971891_688536244494676_643069730_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kTn4GKp.jpg "971891_688536244494676_643069730_n[1].jpg")
>>35411293
I can guarantee you are the DYEL who doesn't know how to make gains. You was probably told you can do it, followed /fit/s inane incessant advice, and now conclude you were lied to and it's not possible.
>big arms
>v taper
>shredded
If you can't replicate that in 3 years, then heed my advice: git gud u absolute faget.
>>35411351
You're obviously talking from experience so post your 3 year natty progress that made you bigger than jeff seid
>>35408381
As a gay guy, I have to say that I totally understand the "oh my god" part.
>>35411385
Why? For you to point out I'm not as shredded therefore rubbish everything I've said, or for you to get jelly and just outright dismiss me? No need. I've done this shit, multiple times.
I'll make it easy for you:
Year 1 focus on big arms
Year 2 focus on V taper
Year 3 focus on hitting ideal weight
What did you do? A poorly implemented haphazard version of SS for 18 months?
>>35411459
>I'll make it easy for you:
>Year 1 focus on big arms
>Year 2 focus on V taper
>Year 3 focus on hitting ideal weight
this has to be bait
>>35410978
Samefag here, I asked because this is where I am now
>>35403653
Win Tbh Lads
>>35411484
If you're any sort of sensible, you're not going to do fucking curls for a year. You'd maintain doing compound exercises, however, your FOCUS will be arms. You will do isolations and have days dedicated to them.
Follow that system for 3 years and you'll have something spectacular. It only seems like bait because you actually don't know much about body recomposition or lifting.
Notice how people seem to keep saying they made gains on a brosplit?
Don't say I didn't give you the info! The rest, as always, is up to you.
>>35411494
You're fine, you can get there by next Christmas. Can.
>>35411541
lol okay whatever you say
>>35411914
Indeed.
>>35411494
how long have you been at it so far?
>>35408372
>wading through millions of dicks
brb getting omegle
>>35405276
looks like a 6 year old girl
>>35412089
About 3-4 years
I once got bailey jay on omegle. He/She kept moaning while i jerked off. Came like a madman. Am I gay now?
>>35412976
>bailey jay
That was probably fake, and some creepy dude probably just jerked off to you
>>35408587
you have a shitty body,sorry,take this as motivation
omegle is too much work for me
I just go on mfc and scam girls with skype shows
works everytime :) and they do anal and dirty talk
>>35413086
It's not fun unless you know they're attracted to you, anon.
Otherwise it's no better than porn.
How are you guys not paranoid about being blackmailed jerking off on cam?
>>35413199
desu not that bad
as long as you don't clearly identify yourself. face there's enough plausible deniability unless you look really weird
>>35413190
good points
>>35413199
could careless tbqh. if they wanna upload my ugly ass to some porn site go right ahead me mates know I like to get drunk and do goofy shit
does anyone else here purposely keep their shirts on for the majority of their conversation, just for the satisfaction of seeing girls' reactions when you finally take it off?
>>35407106
Virgins who fap on cam and pretend it's sex
>>35411541
But you don't not look like that so stfu dyel fag.
>>35407374
Shit man I used to do that too. It's actually what motivated me to get fit desu, I have a good face and am decent at hiding my autism but they'd ask me to take off my shirt and 50% of the time my disgusting skinnyfat body would scare them away.
Haven't done that shit in a while though
>>35403653
>did this once
>what's the worst that could happen?
>6 years later
>crippling cybersex addiction
Feelsbadman
>>35411459
>no pic
I wonder why. Just because you believe it's easy to achieve doesn't mean jack shit m8. If you can show us how you got an amazing physique by "dedicated" natty lifting then we'll (possibly) believe you. Until then your opinion means jack shit, fatass.
>>35413086
Tell me, how does this scam work? I also want to scam beautiful women on MFC. Sometimes they watch my cams but its no fun until they do the nasty for me
>>35408689
Kerk
>>35413020
Thanks bro I can tell a cam from real stream
>>35416371
Ok buddy
>>35406858
I am from london too kek. NW reporting thankfully my gym isnt infested with indians since its an old school one that costs more than commercial gyms
>>35411293
Mastest is natty tho
But I'm a grill anon.
That would be... lewd.
>>35407374
shit man you just described my teenage years
absolutely ruined my life
just all night every night what you described
hated myself for it immensely every single time, and yet still did it the next day
>>35411459
> Year 1 focus on one body part
> Year 2 focus on body shape
> Year 3 focus on weight
this is either next level retardation
or epic b8
>>35407620
jesus what the fuck is wrong with you. how do u open like that oh my god, would you open with that with any person in the world succesfully? christ
>>35408413
The natty conundrum
>big
>lean
>natty
You can only pick 2
>>35417964
lean is a question of hydration and bf and has nothing to do w natty or nah
>>35404961
>>35408372
>>35417841
Literally just started trying to quit all of this Omegle crap. I'm a total lanklet but got a surprising amount of attention, and just having a girl compliment me (and maybe eventually get undressed or whatever) made me feel a bit better about myself. It was horrible the end of my senior year of high school, and I noticed it getting bad again, so I quit. I felt a bit disgusted with myself, plus my study habits were going to shit.
does it give them a notification when you take a snapshot? i was scared to.
>>35419034
I don't think it gives a notification, and I'm pretty certain about it. It'll have the Omegle watermark and crap in it, though, so you'd be better off using the Snipping Tool if you're on Windows (should already be installed).
