>That guy who wears a safety-helmet in the press rack
>that guy that buys a protein shake at the counter
>that one guy who's a faggot
>his name is OP
>that guy who curls in the squat rag
>weighted dips
>That goy who brings his SS book to the gym
>that guy who does cartwheels in the shadowbox rack
>that guy who goes to the water fountain to get a sip of water after every set
I am that guy.
>that guy who curls with the smith machine
>that guy who samefags his own shitty thread
oh wait
>>35387026
>That guy who wants brain damage from doing the press
>that guy who sniffs benches after girls used them
>that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym
>that guy who yawns in between sets
>>35389441
>>64481658
If I wanted humor I'd just ask you what your one rep maxes are.
/thread
>>35389688
Same post
Same image
Every time
Every thread
Every week
Every month
For about a year now
Dude just fuck off already you parasite
>>35389245
Fuck do people actually notice when that happens?
>>35389202
Um...what?
>>35387026
>that guy who faps during sets
>>35389983
OK my one rep Max on bench is 100 lbs, ~150 for squats, and 185 for DL.
>that homeless guy who comes up to the gym windows and masturbates through his pants while staring at girls doing cardio until they notice and freak out and someone calls the cops, who show up and arrest him while he's wandering around in the parking lot
Actually happened at my gym apparently. I only saw him getting arrested
>>35389688
this needs to stop
>>35387053
I like those guys. They help make our gym money. Little by little.
>>35389110
why would you need to do that? There isn't that much info that you would need a quick reference on. Just write down the routine and weight for the day on a sheet of paper and bring that.
>>35387026
Pretty sure the person wearing a safety helmet is just autistic.
>>35389134
I dont believe you
>that guy who is autistic and looks like has down syndrome and looks the same after going to the gym for over 5 years but is just doing forearm curles and shoulder presses on the machine
>>35389129
mouth gets a little dry man its ok
>>35387026
>that guy who refers to the The Press rack improperly
>>35389086
>not posting the official neckbeard
>>35389129
Why not carry a bottle of water with you?
>that guy who glugs loudly from his water bottle after every set
>that guy who asks "how much can you The Press?"
>>35387026
I believe you mean "in the The Press rack"
>that guy who calls The Pull From Floor a "deadlift"
>that guy who The Press in the squat rack
>>35390847
i call it curling, but really it's just lifting the bar straight up from waist height to neck height
>that guy who constantly whistles and only stops when he leaves
>>35390769
>having to ask
>being this new
this goy
>>35393235
>that guy who squats in the The Press rack
>that insecure, judgmental guy who snickers about trivial things other people do as they're living their life instead of minding his own fucking business
>that guy doing bench press with dumbbells
>that guy who opens his door and gets shot
>>35393502
>being this new
>that guy who deadlifts kettlebells
>>35393728
>humor, what reps 1 are max your ask id
>>35394116
Hey reddit just called. They want their user back.
>>35394138
>The jerk store called, they're running out of you
>>35394192
So I just got an email from the b*tthole warehouse. Apparently they're backed up and can't take any more orders because they're already planning on you coming in on Monday and they know how much of their inventory you are.
>that guy who makes youtube videos about getting fit for years while he remains an ambulocetus
