So, it's finally here.
The wave of newfags has arrived. Take a look at the catalog. Every single resolutioner opening a fucking thread "hey I'm a beginner should I do X" "is SS a meme?"
Go inside the threads and read the type of advice novices are giving. "do icf 5x5 brah, SS is outdated" "do SL with acessories" "do PPL brah you can't gain mass doing SS".
Take a look at the "how to power clean thread".
/fit/ has officially become a shitfest of shitposting and novices arguing amongst themselves.
So we need some way to survive, some way to find our way to genuinely good advice.
This is the thread where we share which tripfags give good advice, so that we can filter out every anonymous who has been in the gym for 2 months doing SL and thinks know shit.
I'll start:
strongtoast
trappy-chan
lotus
calliphoridae
boardshorts
Who else?
For all the beginners reading this, if you get advice from any of these tripfags, ignore what any anonymous poster says to you and listen to them.
>>35379194
Should I read the sticky?
>>35379194
>tripfags give good advice
Good joke.
>>35379194
99% of /fit/ is newfags, I mean you've probably been lifting for 4 solid months so does that make you an authority of fitness? Go fucking kill yourself you faggot and make your fucking bed before your mom grounds you.
>>35379213
> Year 2015, almost 2016.
> Still haven't read THE MOTHER FUCKING STICKY, LITERALLY THE FIRST THREAD ON THIS FUCKING BOARD! IT EVEN SAYS: READ THE STICKY!
read the sticky fuckboy
I've been looking around IRL. Tons of new faces and flabby bodies appearing in the gym the last week of December so they can claim they've been there before the New Years crowd. Fat retards "teaching," skinny retards. I swear the gym was New Years packed until like April this year. I want to build a home gym so bad...
I just go in the threads and tell people to do crazy heavy lat raises and flyes every day to improve their bench or OHP. I like to imagine the people who whine about their shit OHP or bench are the ones who start the "help me /fit/ I got injured" threads a few weeks later.
>>35379302
You can't escape it even with a home gym. Just take a look at /fit/. It's the same thing.
tripfags are still a thing?
i never notice them anymore
>>35379194
That's because it's not about fitness, lifting, diet etc anymore. 32 threads that have nothing to do with fit related topics like "How do I get a GF" . They need to come up with a new /mental retardation/ or /self-esteem/ or /teenage virgin/ pages to eliminate these pointless threads.
>>35379194
Oh god guys, just got back from the gym.
>meme tank and t-shirts everywhere
>super skinny guys with ankle high white socks, tiny shorts, and badly fitting shirts
>people putting weights in random order on the bar like 25, 10, 10, and another 25, making a retarded oreo
>Riced out subaru owned by wigger struggling to bench 1 pl8 with his nasty shoes up on the bench.
>meanwhile he's staring at me doing set of 175 like I just got done fucking his mother on the dinner table
Pls make it stop guys.
>>35379352
Of course you can. /fit/ doesn't impact my life in the slightest. I don't need advice or anything; I just come here to bullshit and kill time. I want a home gym to escape plebs.
>>35379378
they are kinda like unicorns
>>35379194
Fml I hate these new years resolution people
Came to gym early as always day after xmas since I can be as savage as I please during early hours
Still even though it's early in the morning
> gym is loaded
> nobody has a single drop of sweat on them
> 80℅ of all people I haven't seen in years
> all men is wearing shorts, man bun or Nazi cut
Litteraly killed all my motivation to work out and was like being autoaccepted into a Facebook group you never asked for an invitation to.
> havent felt like going to the gym ever since
Physical training is everything that ever made me happy, fuck this shit
How do I get into this mode, /fit/?
>>35380617
B A N A N A S
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>>35379280
>taking the bait
>>35379443
You shouldn't be an asshole about it tbf. We were all rookies once
>175
Pls b kg
>>35379378
Yeah I take my trip off outside of plg like half the time
>>35379350
>I just go in the threads...
Dude what kind of advice is that though? Lateral raises are garbage and you can really fuck your shoulders up if you're not careful.
>>35379242
Whoa watch that edge fuccboii
Tfw home gym master race
Tfw moving so I need to sell part of home gym
Tfw ill need to go to a gym for a couple months in the mean time
Tfw people will mock my bench to squat/dead ratio
Why live
>>35383202
Lat raises are fine. No one retracts their scapula when doing them though. It's like the guys that bench with their back flat.
>>35379194
>Mfw I don't have to go to the gym
>>35379194
Most of the good trips I see are in plg. Namely
AvonSquatsdale
Lotus
Marcel (on hiatus but he'll be back)
Isley
Norsefat
Bodorio
And a few more that I can't think of
>>35379194
Trappy good? What.. you're a fucking newfag. This is trappy. Take advice if you'd like.
>>35384239
What the fuck
>>35384213
>Norsefat
yeah that dude's awesome. really friendly and gives good advice. But I don't see most of those lads outside of /plg/
>>35379194
>implying resolutioners dont quit after 6 weeks
>>35384247
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>35384503
He's my boy. I talk to him a lot on Facebook and shit. Unfortunately he's laden with self doubt and loathing since progress has stalled.
The others don't really leave plg because have you seen /fit/ lately? 2015 was a pretty bad year for us, if we're being honest
>>35379194
> The idea that January 1 will somehow be different than the previous 364 days when the person procrastinated and made excuses
lol
>>35379194
>>35379278
>99% of /fit/ is newfags
>99% of 4chan is newfags
Fixd4u
>>35384731
So much this.
I you really want something, you start right now.
But if you set a certain date to start and you wait until then, the whole project is doomed to fail.
>>35379378
I just lurk because nothing meaningful to say
>>35380415
>nazi cut
What's wrong with that
>>35384525
This
>>35386768
Thanks buddy
