MANLET MISCHIEF
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>be only 6'3.5
>claim to be 6'4
>be 6'0
>claim 5'9
>>35377219
>6'2.25"
>Claim to be 6'2"
>be 6" 1
>chat to girls
>play it off as 5" 11 and if I'm cheeky 5" 10
>makes guys who are smaller than me feel even smaller
>feels great man
Fuck manlets
>be 5 foot 10
>tell people im 5 foot 8 because small pocketgays are cuter than normalsize gays
:3
>>35377312
you are a manlet anyway...
>>35377219
>be 189cm
>claim 190cm
WHY DO I NEED TO FUCKING LIE JUST TO FEEL GOOD?
lmao if youre under 6 feet
>6'2.8"
>claim to be 6'3"
>Be 7'3
Lol if you're under 7 feet you're not going to make it
why do you guys obsess over this so much
>am 5'11.5
>claim to be 6'0
>>35377514
Your kind are the worst
>>35377533
and I also say that anything below 6'0 is manlet tier
>>35377514
Ayy same here
>>35377474
Insecurity and false sense of superiority
>>35377219
>be 180 cm according to passport
>actually be more like 179 but the govt said im 180 cm so dats it mane
>>35377514
same here except im more like 5'11.75. i feel like most the time people look at me and they can tell i'm lying. they just don't say anything because they realize how insecure i must be and they know it would crush my soul.
>>35377607
I'm 182.7cm almost 183cm so no big deal
>>35377466
How is Auschwitz treating you?
>>35377514
l m a o that's me. if I were 5'11 I'd say 5'11 but 5'11.5? cmon mane
>194 cm (6'4")
>hanging out with a group of girls and 3 shorter dudes.
>girls ask me about my height
>say that I'm 185 cm tall
>one of the guys protest saying that he is at least 180 cm tall
>girls doesn't believe them, calling him jealous and delusional.
>mfw women are stupid as fuck.
>>35377474
Pretty much hit the nail on the head>>35377578
>Be 6'0
>Claim 6'0
You guys are memes
Be 4.5" dick
Claim 7.5"
Be 5 feet
Tell 6 feet
Lol
>>35377939
ur the devil anon
>>35377219
>be 187 cm
>claim to be barely 180cm
feels good
>>35377344
iktf
>be 189.6
>claim 190
kms
>>35377219
>be 5'7
>tell girls my 7" dick is average
hope you measure up, OP
>be 5'6.5"
>claim to be 6'3"
gets the bitches every time
>claim to be 7.5"
>I don't have a dick
>>35377219
if you want to brag, OP, post pics of your progress not something you were born with
>Have 6.5 inch dick
>Tell girls its 8 inches
Works every time and now everyone thinks I have a huge cock even though it's average. Girls can't into estimating measurements by looking.
>>35378735
I don't take progress pics
Does anybody actually say "manlet" in real life conversations?
>>35377219
>Be 5'11.75'' in the morning
>barely 5'11 in evening
>claim 6'0 anyway
DIABOLICAL
>>35380968
Only behind your back, manlet.
>>35377514
Same here familia
>>35380968
Yes, but not when gossiping, I call the curl rack the manlet squat rack as well.
Pretty much call everyone even more than one inch shorter than me a manlet.
My favorite insult is balding manlet, or balding manlet store clerk.
>all this semi-ironically
>>35382155
**not == mostly
>>35377219
172 cm (67.7 inches)
Claim 5'8"
>6' 3.75"
>claim 6'4"
That's me
>tfw 5'5"
I put things on the top shelf
>5'7.7539
>say I'm 5'8
>>35377219
>be 6'1
>claim 6'1
I should tell grills I'm under 6'
>>35379220
>have 6.7" dick (converted from cm)
>just say 7" bcoz easier
>tell actual measurement to gfs if they want to know
>found out I was measuring wrong
>actually do have just over 7"
>tell current gf
Well yeah you were the only one who thought it wasn't
>feels good man
Not actually relevant just wanted to brag.
>be 6'3"
>tell girls I'm only 6' so they think everyone shorter than me is a manlet
