>I Didn't Ask for this Edition
All I asked for was a cheap pair of dip bars.
Thanks, mum and pop
>>35369087
>jcp gift card
I hate their clothes but their colognes are godlike.
>>35369100
A good cologne is nice. It makes the qts snort
>>35369087
Actually looks pretty cool man!
>go pro
>compression shorts
>new gym shirts
>new running shoes
My f.am loves me, desu
>>35369087
mirin
>>35369087
you got room for that nigga?
>power drill
>tool kit
>Mora knife
>food blender
>food mixer
>LP records
>gift card for food
>bed sheets
>pillows
>socks
Did I get a recipe for becoming a comfy cabin man?
I also bought gf a $900 camera.
I got an oly bar and 300 lb plate set. Some other stuff too, but most excited about the bar.
Th-thanks dad.
>Nothing
>not even a phone call
>>35369087
I told my parents not to buy me anything. My sister bought me a pair of wireless earbuds for my runs, but I'm having her returning them.
>tfw people think you are an unappreciating bastard but you just cant accept gifts
>>35369616
Merry Christmas qt. Papa wants to hold you in his arms ;)
>presents for Christmas
Are you all kids or manchilds?
>presents for Christmas
Are you all kids or manchilds?
500$usd, 3 pairs of shoes, and some hyperwarm compression pants from the flash pack.
>>35369641
no, I just have a loving family that appreciates my precense.
>>35369642
no, I just have a loving family that appreciates my precense.
>roommate gave me beard oil, my favorite energy drinks, and a log of tobacco
>gave her an Eva unit 02 model kit
>got myself an Epyon kit
>new boots from parents
>fuckbuddy sent me a personalized nude, with a bow on her ass labeled "for later ;^)"
>some texts and phone calls
Best gift is that my delts look dope today in the gym despite being hungover
>>35369491
>>35369528
It's super cool. I had planned on getting small pieces of equipment over the years, but this took care of nearly all home gym items that I'd be interested in.
>>35369559
Barely
>>35369641
I just have people that care about me. How does it feel to be alone in the world?
>>35369616
>being a minority
Got like 5gs worth of stuff, mostly reebok Crossfit
>mfw I get all my gear for free anyway and I'm going to sell this to buy like an ottoman and some drapes.
mfw got an adjustable dumbbell for christmas
i haven't gotten any christmas presents since i turned 14 or 15, don't want anything either.
I got 8 t-shirts 3 pair of socks and 2 weeks of diarrhea.
I think I need a medic.
>>35369990
>don't want anything either
sure
>new computer chair
>new philosophy books including "Meditations"
>socks, jeans, shirts
>art supplies (Oil pastels fuck yeah!)
not /fit/ related, but I'm happy :')
>>35369641
No, there's people who care about us, unlike you.
>>35370211
Marcus Aurelius a shit
Epictetus a best
>>35370193
i honestly don't need anything at the moment. if i need something then i'll buy it. i don't want to milk my parents just because its christmas, although if i asked for something then i would probably get it.
>>35369087
I got a weighted vest and quite a bit of cash, I'm going to be checking Craig's list and Amazon for power tracks. Life is good
>>35370237
>caring = presents
alright buddy
>>35369087
A pair of shorts and $300. My birthday is in 2 weeks and I'll probably get nothing.
>>35369666
Go away satan, not on christmas day
Some next level shit
>>35370247
I got a weighted vest too! Using it for planche pushups, ab wheel, and a few other bodyweight progressions
>>35369604
>morakniv
min neger
>grandparents gave me $100
>mom got me new clothes
>dad says he's gonna give me a looper multi-effect pedal
>same pedal he said he was gonna get me for bday 3 months ago
>now turned into bday+xmas gift for convinience
>highly doubt he's gonna buy it
>he pulls this shit on me and my brother every year
>literally no other gift
sucks not being a kid
clothes are cool though (really needed them), and $100 are always gr8
>>35370193
tbqh family, I wish I still got christmas gifts.
Spending Christmas alone is quite depressing. Only good thing is no one is at the gym, and I got day off at work.
>kitchenaid mixer
>Mixing bowl set with measuring cups/spoons
>food scale
>easel+small canvases+acrylics
Moving to an apartment in the new year after living at home for the past year, it has an extra bedroom so I'll set up my painting shit in there.
So far, best xmas ever.
>on a cut
>got chocolate for christmas
>>35369087
nothing gym/fitness related, somewhat very helpful tho
>>35371640
Merry Christmas dude. I'm with you in spirit
>>35371640
i know that feel, merry christmas bro
>tfw 22 and all i want is money and some nice underwear
anyone else know this feel? there is literally nothing i want to get.
>>35370321
*some autism shit
Bluetooth headphones, speakers for TV (that i'm going to buy this weekend), other little knicknacs
What I got for other people: ps4 + games, designer sunglasses, electric toothbrushes,
>>35369087
Your parents are based bre
>>35369604
>contemplate spending a bunch of money on nice sheets
>get some for x-mas
Now I just have to refrain from ejaculating on them :)
>>35369658
mirin
I got weightlifting shoes (even though that i had to purchase them myself)
Still comfy
>this thread
Jesus fucking christ. I knew /b/, /mu/, and /v/ was filled with under age, but now /fit/? This board is for people who are above the age of 18. Fuck off.
>>35372590
>my parents didn't get me anything for Christmas
Maybe get a job, or go back to school and they'll love you again
>>35372590
Im 20 and in uni and get gifts from my entire extended family and close friends and I gift them back too. I dont know if its because i'm in the uk but christmas is a massive thing for my area.
I would never want to stop recieving presents, I just set aside a few hundred £ for peoples presents and almost always recieve more in return, I feel sorry for faggots who cant experience the joy of sharing gifts and generally getting closer to those I care about.
Got a comfy jumper, Chris Hadfield book, flannel shirt, and whichever mountain bike helmet I want within reason. Just blew all my spare cash on an enduro bike so I'm hyped.
Sister got me a book and muscle Beach shirt as she was in California.
Family is pretty based. Happy Christmas Bros
>>35372677
>>35369616
Merry Christmas, bro.
Nothing i need or want, people always tell me they don't know what to get me.
Got a grill and a nutribullet
Can't wait to grill up some shit and make some smoothies
Ultra poorfag mode here. Im thinking of improvising a rowing machine in my room, the idea is to strap those rubber ropes to my doorknob and sit on my computer chair. How bad of an idea is this? how strong does the rope have to be?
>>35371939
>All those nappies
Did your wife and her boyfriend recently have a child or are those for you?
>>35372590
I'm 30 and still got gifts. Got a book, shirts, underwear and framed art for my living room.
>>35370274
ill send you a birthday gift anon
>>35373113
Actually those are for my husband's son
>21st birthday was on the 20th
>christmas today
>tfw have gained 10+lbs in the last week thanks to smoking a lot more weed, drinking a lot more alcohol, and eating a lot more food than I usually do
My Christmas Loot was shame, regret, and return of that nagging voice in my head telling me I'm never gonna make it.
th-thanks santa
>>35369616
Merry Christmas, man.
>>35372590
if you come from an upper middle class family, its pretty common for your rents to still buy you gifts into adulthood. They have their cars/house paid off with lots of disposable income, spending a couple hundred bucks on xmas for me is peanuts for them. I also get them gifts too, but usually of a smaller calibur
>>35370321
Are those books good?
>>35369616
Merry Christmas. As a guy on 4chan odds are I have more in common with you than most people irl, brother
>>35373113
do you not like the idea that i have managed to be social enough to get a female to breed with me?
or are you jelly that in a few years my child will be hitting the gym, leaving humanity behind?
>>35373174
good job in replying for someone else
GF got me a 5lbs tub of ON double chocolate.
She's borderline anorexic, my bis are as thick as her thighs, and she's told me she wants to gain fat. Is milk the only answer? She eats a lot as well, we eat together so I know that much.
>A ps4 and a pair of these.
So comfy.
>smartwool socks
>compression pants
>cycling pants
>New bed
Can't wait to make those sleep gains, senpai
HAHAHA poorfags
>>35369087
a jacket i didn't like, a retarded book I didn't like (I love reading but wtf) a bunch of clothes and that's it. Pretty shitty but what the hell.
>Parents order me 5 lbs of protein, 2 lbs of creatine.
>Amazon loses the package, sends us another free of charge.
>"Lost" package shows up later.
>End up with 10 lbs of protein, 4 lbs of creatine.
>>35373459
Oh, nice choice. Going to do the foam mod on them?
>>35373504
Nice bait image.
Belong in the fat hate thread though.
>>35373331
>do you not like the idea that i have managed to be social enough to get a female to breed with me?
Kinda
>or are you jelly that in a few years my child will be hitting the gym, leaving humanity behind?
Kek no.
>inzer belt
Now I am become memes, destroyer of worlds
>>35369616
merry Christmas anon
>every relative gave up trying to get me a perfect gift
>tons of cards carrying hundred dollar bills
>made least 500 dollars in gifts but didn't spend a single cent on them because my mother usually packages her gifts as something from me
>currently browsing to see if I can't find anything to help start a mini-home gym pet project
>>35373459
great headphones anon
most retards get overpriced headsets with shit sound quality.
>>35369657
you could have at least spelled presence correctly the second time
>bought fitbit for mom
>kinda want one now after setting it up for her
Is it worth it bros?
My dad got my Wish You Were Here on vinyl. He just happened to be picking up a truck in my state so I actually got to see him close to the 25th.
$5k in my trading account. My parents don't know what to get me since I'm a bit of an autist and don't really talk to them much, and hope just giving money to me will buy my love. It works.
Got a neat flannel, a cool watch, and a 15 lb resistance band. Gave my parents new phones, which they really needed, and a battery powered jacket to my brother.
A bunch of small shit like clothes and money and such, and a one way plane ticket.
>>35374499
Your folks had 5k to dump in their autistic sons gambling account? I wish my folks were filthy rich and delusional
>>35374529
Stock trading account, not gambling.
>>35374537
Gambling.. but do you ever trade commodities futures?
>>35374537
Investing is gambling.
>>35374555
>Investing is gambling.
oops, you dropped your hat.
>>35374546
Not a chance. 9/10 people will lose in the long run on futures, and although I technically didn't earn the money I still get pissed off if.l I lose any. And I'm definitely not good enough to be that 1/10.
I just invest in big companies whose products I enjoy.
>>35374558
>i save pictures of fedoras and post them on 4chan in my spare time
>>35374555
I can chuck all my money in the S&P 500 and earn anywhere from 3-10%. How is that in anyway related to gambling.
>gf got me squat rack
>got myself bar + 400lbs worth of plates
>parents surprise me with floor matting for all that shit and a comfy as fuck office chair for gaming and work
Ho! Ho! Holy fuck I'm pumped
>>35374558
It is, lol.
"Look at me! I can predict the market!"
>>35373607
It's a Christmas miracle
>>35370240
Late reply, sorry brah.
I'm fascinated by all of those types of teachings, I plan on reading as much as I can eventually.
I got a food scale! Cutting has never been this easy
>>35369609
Shit if you dont want it ill take it
>>35369658
Nice!
>>35369816
May I have compression pants anon?
>>35373607
Send the spares back, they aren't yours.
>>35374648
Only if you invest in random companies without looking at their finances or what third parties have to say.
>>35373361
Just get her to literally eat anything with calories. Just don't make her go from anorexic to food addicted obese. Godspeed anon
>>35374454
No mine broke in half in about 6 months and gf's is also pretty fucked
Got some sick farmer walk handles and bought myself a GHR
Now I just need a yoke and some big fucking tires
