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>tell family i wont eat much
>laugh at me
>make fun of me all night
>"hey dont starve yourself over there!!"
>everyone eats tons of food and im just autistically observing them
>they ask me why i miss out on all these good things in life
>tell them its because i want to be healthy
>my aunt is offended because she thinks i said she is not healthy (well its true i guess)
>gives me death stares all night
why do people think its fine to eat 10000 calories a night and think you are dumb if you dont?
where did it all go so wrong for society?
>>35368116
it's fucking christmas enjoy your food you fucking faggot
>>35368116
Why not enjoy yourself for 1 day a year with your family?
>>35368116
You really are just an autistic piece of shit.
Eating a lot for just one night won't ruin your stupid fucking cut, just enjoy your time with your family and eat what you want. You could've easily eaten a little bit without coming off as a pretentious cunt.
Overindulging one night, especially if you work out, isn't going to automatically make you "unhealthy" you autistic cuck. Is this a new meme?
Wtf is wrong with you op
>tfw this is a master ruse
It's an awesome feeling knowing one is superior to another family member.
They want you to stay a fat loser.
They secretly don't want you to make it because otherwise they wouldn't be able to justify their own bad habits.
>>35368133
confirmed for not going to make it
>>35368116
God you are an autistic faggot, celebrate Christmas for fucks sake.
>>35368131
>trying this hard to justify fucking up your cut
not gonna make it 2bh
>>35368131
fatty
>>35368162
That picture was the greatest gift I could've asked for.
>>35368116
You are right OP but going about it the wrong way.
Of course it is up to you how much you eat. Yes, lots of people use Christmas as an excuse to overindulge.
Maybe next time just eat as much as you want and then just say you are full. If you want healthy food instead of christmas stuff just make it and say you just really wanted that instead. Avoid saying stuff about health as it just starts arguments and makes people angry/upset.
>>35368121
>dude it's christmas enjoy yourself!
>dude it's hanakuh enjoy yourself!
>dude it's the 4th of july enjoy yourself!
>dude it's martin luther king day enjoy yourself!
>fatfuck logic
Catching Xmas feels for my fuck buddy.
We've been fucking on the reg for two weeks or so, she definitely hey Arnold like likes me and I'm p sure I feel at least #similar.
>>35368125
man the whole point is that i can enjoy a day with my family without having food for 5 human beings in my stomach
Being a hungry skeleton was even worse on these days
>be me
>eat ~1000 calories every day of the year because eating is a chore
>it's obvious bc I'm a skelly
>holiday rolls around
>"anon it's _____ why aren't you eating?"
I DON'T LIKE HOLIDAY FOOD GODDAMMIT I WOULD RATHER EAT ONE CHICKEN BREAST AND GO FAP THAN SIT HERE AND STUFF MY FACE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>35368116
>celebrate christmas with my mom on the 23rd
>with dad on the 24th
>with aunt and other relatives today
>grandparents tomorrow
>new years soon
Ultimate gains, here I come!
>>35368116
>>35368193
hurr durr I'm so dedicated when I don't respect that my family was cooking 2hrs in the kitchen for me while I was judging people on the internet. Better make my family feel uncomfortable for trying to be nice.
It's 3 fucking days with your family in fucking winter, what's wrong with eating too much expensive fish and turkey or whatever.
>>35368217
why aren't you all together? is your family autistic?
>>35368232
>divorce rates are through the roof because of autism
nice one
>>35368232
Why do you think you spastic?
you didn't have to be an autistic fuck about it, op
just eat slowly
have one plate instead of two
eat a little bit desert
declaring beforehand that you won't eat as much is attention whoring
>>35368264
yeah but the thing is they put the food on my plate so i tell them "not that much plz"
what else am i going to do .. better than throwing food away 2bh
>>35368241
>no crows feet on the last panel's girl
not up to standards desu
>>35368232
Perhaps I should have specified a bit.
>>35368241 is essentially correct.
Because of divorces and other reasons.
>>35368116
Gotta eat big to get big c´mon
>>35368116
>He doesn't bulk on Christmas
>not eating at Christmas
Fucking autist lmfao
>>35368116
>where did it all go so wrong for society?
dude, this is simple stuff.
I personally remember occasionally starving as a child, but I grew up in the fucking USSR. and those who raised me really were starving most of their lives. my relationship with food will never be normal.
in other societies it's grandparents and great grandparents who lived without modern agriculture and fridges, but people used to really value those calories and it was fucking hard to get them, it's deeply in our culture.
so when you ask "where did it all go so wrong for society", that's a wrong question because it's just getting right. for the first time ever.
>>35368116
>why do people think its fine to eat 10000 calories a night
It's ONE NIGHT. Jesus Christ, if you don't want to eat that's on you but unless you're on the stage for new years it doesn't matter.
Just had Christmas dinner
On 500mg of Dnp, half way through 20 day Christmas cut
Desert is coming up in 15 minutes
Feel like I might die
Wish me luck anons
>>35368410
99.99999% of North Koreans would be unable to even comprehend what OP was saying.
>>35368444
rip anon
>>35368444
>Christmas cut
Shiggerydiggerydoodeloo
>>35368444
trips confirm death
Say Yes.
Say Yes to baking cookies with your friends and family. Say Yes when someone you care for offers to pour you another drink. Say Yes to whipped cream and sprinkle fights with the family. Say Yes when offered another helping of delicious holiday delights. Don't be afraid to lick the frosting bowl or go a little crazy on the eggnog. Take a bite of little cousin Timmy's Christmas tree cookie when he isn't looking and laugh as he rushes to blame the dog.
I know what you're thinking, "But my gains! If I break from my diet for a week it'll ruin my whole years progress!" It's okay. You've worked hard and made it through another year. Now's the time for a break to relax and focus not only on just yourself and your fitness goals, but on the special people in our lives who make life so wonderful. Life's short. Don't get caught up in the endless quest of broccoli, chicken breasts, and shredz only to find out that once you've made it there's nobody around to appreciate you or the results you've worked so hard for.
Sometimes we get so caught up in our fitness goals that we lose sight of what's really important. We freak out when we don't hit our protein, carb, or fat goals for the day. We become OCD about that new PR, that new low weigh in. Or else we stress about how we're going to fit in that tub of MTS Cookies and Cream into our budget when we have presents to buy.
Then we start to think, "Maybe....just maybe if I slack a little in gift department I can get myself that new lifting belt and pre workout stack. Maybe if I go do 3 hours of cardio and fast the entire day I can gorge myself at the family dinner. Or maybe I can fake sick and not show up at all for dinner. Instead I'll pound that scoop and a half of whey to get my exact 185 grams of protein for the day." Sometimes it does get a little ridiculous, we've all been there. But you have to realize that the holidays and new years only come once a year. You have your entire life to get in shape.
>>35368116
it's christmas, dude. get off your fucking high horse and go diet every other day of the year
i guarantee you have cheat days, and if you don't you're a boring, autistic bastard and your parents are trying to kindly tell you that
you can get right back to dieting tomorrow but spending real time with your family is something you'll regret missing when they're gone. believe me, i know
also grow the fuck up
>>35368531
2/2
Fitness is and should be a lifetime journey. Forget about now. You don't need abs "now" to be happy. You don't need all the curves in the world to be happy now. Grandma isn't going to care if you have a shredded 8 pack or 18 inch guns. In fact, I guarantee she'll say "Steroids!" and force some full fat cake into your glycogen depleted ass. That hot coworker at the office new years party isn't going to be mirin any harder if you're not drinking and in the corner eating broccoli with canned tuna from a tupperware. She'll probably hook up with Dave who's on his 4th mug of mulled wine and having a blast with everyone else. Aka don't be that party pooper while everyone else is having a good time.
In the end, it's the holidays. It's a time to let go. Be merry. Enjoy your family, friends, and food to the fullest. Maybe when you're sitting there by the fireplace in your ugly Christmas sweater sipping your warm drink you can think for a moment...that you're going to be even better next year. But after that moment, look around and see everything, everyone who matters to you. Smile and think, "Life is good."
Always remember, fitness around your life. Not life around fitness. And samefagging talking shit about your family will only lead to not making it. Man up.
>getting fat in the first place
>getting so fat that your mentality about food and family is completely cucked
o i am laffin
>>35368538
This, OP is a fagget
>yesterday was a good day
>go to bed all happy coz Christmas day when I wake up
>whole night filled with dreams of old crush, imagine cuddling and hugging and shit
>wake up very sad coz dream is my ideal reality
>actual reality is she's being fucked by her richer, taller, more status boyfriend who lives in the same driveway I live
>whole day mood ruined by intrusive thoughts about this, can't enjoy shit
Whelp, at least I have my gains and /fit/, r-right?
>>35368531
>>35368553
>>35368121
Enjoy yourself by not doing what you find enjoyable, but by conforming your behaviour to people around you.
>tfw you're doing nothing else for Christmas other than having holiday specials play in the other tab while posting on 4chan
enjoy your x-mas oh-pee
>>35368116
>Be me
>Be 13
>Tell my dad I want a zippo lighter for Christmas
>"For what? You started smoking?"
>"No dad, just Cuz"
>It's Christmas
>Open present
>It's a motherfucking ZIPPO
>Orgasmic_euphoria.jpeg
>Play with it
>Suck on it
>Rub it on my body
>Give it's bottom hatch a rim job
>"Omg Sergei, where is matches? I need to light candles"
>Run downstairs and present my zippos mighty power
>Everybody amazed
>Show them how wind proof it is by blowing at it
>Spit in it to show wind proof
>"Im proud of you son"
>"Sergei, you're our hero"
>Wake up
>It's summer
>Not Christmas
>No zippo lighter
>T'was a dream...
Never had a zippo lighter so I started lifting to escape the feels. Still want one
>>35368605
>>35368605
Do any of you anons have a zippo lighter? If you do, please respond...
>>35368605
wtf dude
just buy one
>>35368121
>average person eats 7000 calories christmas day
>expecting me to fuck up my diet that badly
>>35368116
>i am superior due to my autistically calorie-restricted diet
post CBT OP. you won't bcz you're a DYEL 17 yo edgelord.
>>35368531
>>35368553
This post really spoke to me. Over the past year I've been pushing it hard in the gym, I've restricted my diet to nothing but protein and vegetables, and I've given up caffeine, drugs and alcohol, all in the name of health and fitness. While my progress has been incredible, I've completely isolated myself socially and even my best friends and relatives are hesitant to spend time with me. I also feel like I can't relate to people in general as well anymore because my mind is constantly preoccupied with diet and exercise. It's easy to forget that the reason why you originally wanted to be fit was so that you could have a bit more liberty to enjoy the occasional indulgence. I guess this is what it feels like to take it too far. Thanks for the wake up call, OP.
>>35368661
its a copy pasta to bait you into eating more retard
>>35368116
>im just autistically observing them
>im just autistic
>where did it all go so wrong for society?
I think you answered your own question. Good job ruining your Christmas dinner though you faggot.
>>35368633
I live in East Europe I have no retail zippos here. I can not order because no credit card, only debit card. Nobody uses credit cards here
>>35368733
where do u live in eastern europe ill mail u cheap zippo brah
>>35368623
I have one
>>35368121
You don't GET it m8. This is why you will never make it.
>>35368740
Estonia. If you are for real, ill sucj your dick brah
>>35368116
Christmas is like a nice kick in the crotch.
Oh well. Gives me a bit more inspiration for next weeks cardio.
>>35368744
Can you lick the outer shell and tell me how it tastes?
>>35368753
i am .. only costs a few bucks to sent a letter to estonia
ill put the zippo in there m8
>>35368683
O SHIT
>>35368777
Where you live? Thank you much please lets talk further on email. Message me at [email protected]
>>35368807
what kind of emails that lmfao
did u just make it?
>>35368683
The copypasta is from reddit and the response too, shitlord.
>>35368762
Tastes like metal you sperg
I haven't eaten any shit or added sugar. Went for a run today and did some core training. For some reason I don't feel like eating a lot or eating sugar.
Am I leaving the humanity behind?
All these faggots not gonna make it
keep it up op
>>35368818
Yes it is my email
>>35368826
4 SCOOPS COME ON
>>35368531
>>35368553
I am going to say yes to not using the holidays as a cop out to fuck with my diet.
That said, I will eat many cookies
>>35368121
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>>35368538
Confirmed for not making it.
>72 / 16 / 41 / 3
>>35368182
So much this
Also if your family can't respect that you want to hold back a little for your own good they are selfish af.
>>35369151
It's funny because he's probably dyel too.
>still in love with my ex I dated for almost 4 years who still really cares for me too
>we work in cities 800 miles apart and I can't move for at least 3 years
>went out to dinner with her 2 days ago since we're both home for the holidays
>first time seeing her since we broke up over a year ago
>really flirty and a ton of fun, but nothing happened other than hugging and light hand holding since we both know we can't have a relationship
>she was impressed with all my gains and it felt really good (the break up was why I got into lifting)
>have a gf back in the city where I work who I still love, but don't have as much of a connection with
>don't think I can ever marry her since my ex seems so much better by comparison
>don't want to break up since I really do care about her and she's madly in love with me
Merry Christmas, /fit/...
>>35368444
Just had Christmas pudding
Laying on the sofa looking at my six pack, listing to my fat family chat shit
The overwhelming wave of heat that was flowing across my body is subsideing
I have won
Feels good
>>35369166
Probably kek
>>35369213
>i let women control my life - THE POST
what a weakling you are
do what you want to do fgt
>>35369213
what is up with you people going after your exes man? let that shit be and look to the horizon, there's so much good shit waiting and you're actively blocking that stuff out
>>35368444
only undisciplined fat fucks take DNP, i literally hope you die
Why do your families make shit food? My family makes ham, lean turkey, chicken breasts, broccoli, carrots with green beans, spinach and bread rolls. They donate desserts but I'm full after my first plate. Today I've had 220g protein, 40g fat and 140g carbs. Usually I don't eat that much protein but we had a lot if meat.
>>35368116
>always refuse to eat anything at family gatherings, etc. since I was a very small kid
>nobody pays any attention to it any more, much less gets offended
I did eat two bags of candy (~800 calories each), one yesterday and one today, and I'm planning to also consume a bag of potato chips (~1200 calories) because CHRISTMAS TIME IS ONCE A YEAR, senpai.
