>merry christmas anon here's a piece of delicious cake
>>35367215
>*thanks*
>*she brings the cake up so I can take a bite*
>You are really cute btw with your hands in your pockets. Are you cold or something?
>Here *grabs her hands* I'll warm them up for you.
>hey sis how come you didnt scream when I accidentally walked in on you getting out of the shower?
>mom and dad wont be back until sunday night maybe we can sneak some of dads alcohol and get drunk
>>35367215
I'm gay af but I'd try being straight for miru
Autism
>Hey Sean, how come you get to have sex with all these high quality girls while I'm a 23yo KV?
>Nigga u need to work on ur game lol
>>35367273
Jesus are you going to tell her to eat a bowl of eggs too you fucking euphoric mong?
>>35367215
If you try to fuck up my diet, I'm gonna kill you.
Who are you?
Where am I?
Why am I not getting swole?
Oh god I wish I was at home playing Battlefield.
>>35367273
>anon, why are your hands so wet?
>w-what do you mean?
>well...nothing...I have to go. Derek is waiting. See you
>Okay...Greet derek from me. Merry Christmas and a happy new year if we wont see each other
>We wont. Derek and I will celebrate in London
>>35367215
>>35367273
>>35368555
I hat\e this. ;-;
>>35368555
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>>35368699
she's Ukrainian and a massive weeb. Spent most of her childhood in hospital and has a hot bf (I'm gay and I'd fuck him desu)
>>35368714
This is such a sad post
>>35368778
>lifting for girls is a maymay
>>35368555
>being this beta
>hanging around a ho with a BF
>getting hung up on ho with BF
>getting emotionally keked on christmas
All things you should never ever fucking do
>>35367215
Thanks
>Adding 4 scoops
>>35368555
Who is derek? Did he steal your girl anon?
>>35368778
You have no life for making this
>>35369647
He stole my heart
>>35367280
hot asf
How do I find a cute girl like in OP's pic? Or like in pic related I attached.. seriously, all girls I know aren't cute and attractive like the ones ones I see on the webz ;/
>>35371092
Go to your local high school
>>35368778
Who?
Who??
WHO???????????????
>>35369655
This has been around for ages lurk more
