So /fit/, tell me a little about your calinestic stats?
Myself I only lift weights, but for the fuck of it I just checked my calinestics.
>50 pushup at the ABSOLUTE max, litterally tearing up on the last two reps.
>12 pullups, but more like 10 if I'm being super critical about technique
>No balance or acrobatics feats whatsoever, barely able to stay still on one foot.
I weigh in at exactly 90 kg at 187cm.
>>35363859
>calinestic
>calinestic
>calinestics
Skinniness + willpower = high cali-stats.
>100 push ups
>100 pull ups
>>35363884
>100 pull ups
Fuck off
>>35363892
Sometimes I wish you jelly posters could be present in real life, so you can literally see it.
>I can't do it, therefore no one can
>>35363907
Bro, I'm sorry, but there is NO fucking way you can do 100 perfect form pull-ups, kipping or explosive reps are NOT valid pullups.
100 perfect form pullups would mean you have NO legs, like litterally amputated, and you do squat, right bro? right?
YOU DO SQUAT RIGHT?
>>35364004
Calm breh, it's just a nigger that doesn't understand a regular pullup.
>>35363884
>100 pull ups
I bet you deadlift 800 lb too
Idk whos knocking out 50 perfect form pushups either but gfu i guess
>>35363859
35 pushups
10 pullups
13 chinups
67kg at 5'5
>>35364240
Imagine him hanging from a tree, jerking himself to shoulder injury like a rabid chimp.
Fucking kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2RHTMtbSYQ
200 push ups
50 pull ups
200+ sit ups
1 year training
>>35364389
200 pushups in one set?
>>35363884
>100 pull ups
Lmao I can't wait to see what sorry excuse you call a "pull up"
>>35364389
50 full rom pull ups?
Highly doubtful
>>35364389
>50 pull ups
>200 pushups
>all in a single set
Do your legs weigh less than a paperweight?
I'd love to see your beautiful body m8
Ok since there seems to've been some confusion regarding this thread
A full ROM pushup lasts a minimum of 2 seconds, back stiff as my raging boner when I'm jerking it to League of Legends porn, nose so close to the floor you can feel the flaky cumstains from yesterdays facefuck session with your dad against your nosetip, and elbows tucked tighter against your sides than my thighs as my manly asshole gets ravaged by my non homosexual boyfriend..
A pullups is performed in a delicate and timely manner, much like preparing your asshole gently, one finger at a time, probing and strecthing until loose enough to let just the tip of your gay lovers massive member probe you, but even just that makes your swollen dick drip with precum as you pant heavily like a dog in heat, unpatiently awaiting the fierce poudning you deserve. Shoulders should be tucked back during the full motion, as if a strong bear holds drills you from behind, while his grizzly "paws" dig into your shoulder blades and forces your spine into a curve as he fills his load into your now gaping asshole, bringing you to the absolute brink, the sensation of his warm, sticky semen against your slutty prostata makes your boypussy pulse in ecstasy as you let out a scream and feel your legs give in.
Things go black and you wake up to your gay bearmode lover cheking up on you if you're okey, you assure him it's fine even though you feel absolutely destroyed, you cuddel up in his arms as he comforts you with tender kisses your forehead. A tear rolls down your cheek as you feel his rugged beard against your head, while gently stroking his hairy, warm pecs.
You know you deserved it, like the fucking slut you are.
>>35364858
A pushup with elbows tucked to your sides be more like a triceps push than a chest push exercise
Youre not funny by the way faggot
>>35364960
Yeah yeah, go listen to anime soundtracks while drinking your "preworkout" bro.
>>35364858
>Trying to hard to meme and looking like a plain faggot: The Post
i only do calis since i started boxing over lifting again. lifting is just boring compared to boxing i feel like.
i don't count push ups because i always feel like i cop out.
i can do 12 strict form pull ups with a weighted vest on. probably more but i always do them after i do my boxing routine.
5 9 @ 161/162
>>35363884
Sorry about the zipper abs.
>>35363859
>62 Pushups
>14 Strict Heaves
>Still can't do freestanding handstand pushups without rails. Feelsbadman
Those pushups are military standard, that's what I got on my last BFA. So there's a bloke standing there saying take one off if the form isn't; Perfectly rigid, You go below upper arms parallel and you go up to full lockout.
>>35364384
keep that stuff in /pol/
I dont like mixing my boards I just want to read about drinking semen for gains and laugh at people who wear gloves to the jim
>>35363859
55 pushups
21 pullups
87kg at 180cm
40 push-ups
10 pull-ups
170cm 60kg
>>35363859
>22 reps pushups, around same for pseudo plank pushups
>12 reps overhand thumbless grip pullups
210 @ 6'7
