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No /fit/ humour thread? Let's fix that
I don't get it...
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>>35357288
>>35357354
woops wrong pic
>>35357327
Yea but wut?
If I wanted humour, I'd ask what your body fat percentage is.
If I wanted humor I'd look at your 1 rep maxes
>>35357375
About tree-fiddy
Cringe story that happened recently.
>be me
>been going to new gym for a few months now
>pretty well known by the usual crowd by now
>one of the receptionists definitely has the hots for me
>to be expected when you're ottermode like me
>few jealous faggots try to be gains goblins trying to "correct" my form
>I pay them no mind and go about my usual business
>one day I see the newfag come in wearing flip-flops and jeanshorts
>massive hamplanet
>must weigh 300+
>massive gyno
>chuckle quietly to myself," it's that time of year again"
>he goes loads up 3pl8 for what I presume to clean and jerks
>ohshitniggawutareyoudoing
>he then proceeds to try and raise the bar off the floor
>mfw he can only manage to bring it up to his hips
>mfw he has to lower it back down to the floor
>mfw he does this several more times unsuccessfully
>mfw the embarrassment I feel for him as he skulks away to another area in defeat
I wanted to go stop him but I was too busy telling the hot receptionist about how crossfit has changed my life.
Posting a classic
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>>35357349
Gets me evrytim
>>35357361
>look here you lil shit
>tumblr tier
Into the trash it goes
>>35357454 Wow, ebin greentext my friend :^)
Though it seems kind of similar to >>35357349
>>35357492
Tbqh I don't really get the humour in that. I see it get posted all the time, but it seems like what that guy was doing was really dangerous and he could have really hurt himself.
>>35357533
The end of this made me lose this kinda reminded me of bro science though
>>35357533
Nice dubs but it appears your post is NSFW
>>35357553
It's a video of a retard doing fake crossfit curls I can assure you it's safe to watch
>>35357533
Yes, it is hilarious...
>>35357381
My fucking sides
>harry spotter
>>35357600
Hnnnng...he hot af
S-s-sauce on actor and porno please.
>mfw I have a teacher student fetish
>>35357533
This chick is fucking banging
>>35357600
http://www.xvideos.com/video10012040/blonde_teacher_brandi_love_riding_cock_in_classroom
>>35357662
Brandy Love. Idk the vid tho
>>35357459
15 pecks abs snake?
>>35359841
15
pecs
abs
solid
>>35357533
HETERO SCUM GET OFF MY BOARD
MODDDDDS
>>35359703
I laughed way too hard at this.
>>35357533
first thing I noticed was the Dio playing in the background
and the fucking girl's body is a work of art
>>35357533
Google search = zilch
Who is this?
>>35359904
Ughhhh
brb 15min
>>35357354
Haha
>>35357454
stop breathing
forever
Please
>>35357288
>No /fit/ humour thread?
No, there's a /fit/ humor thread because we live in freedomland and don't need to add 'u's to the middle of words
can someone post the guy who edits people's nipples off?
>>35357288
if i wanted you to laugh id tell you my 1 rep maxes
>>35357327
I can dig it.
>>35357459
I've been browsing 4chan for 2.5 years and no one has explained this yet.
>>35359708
Kek!
>>35357459
>>35366438
lmao god dammit now i want to know wtf this means
>>35366438
>>35366457
>be me
>enjoying sweet noob gains combined with dbol
>new haircut
>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"
happy now? it's just a boring greentext story
>>35366462
Oh, that is kind of boring. That's not funny at all. All this build up too.
>>35360582
Reddit up in here up in here
>>35358421
U a cool dude
>>35361500
leave now
checked dubs tho senpai
someone please post the graph with the relation of "time spent at the gym" and "amounts of dicks seen"
>>35357296
wanted
tthis one makes me laugh everytime
>>35357311
>plg
i bet he thinks his lifts are respectable, despite his literal obesity.
>>35370027
Only had to look at the filename to know what this is. Had me in stitches when I first read it.
>>35359904
>using 2 25 pl8s at the end just to make the lift look bigger.
still impressive, tho
If I wanted humor
>>35370027
>>35370083
Well, at least you changed the filename this time.
>>35370446
id ask to see
>>35370603
your one rep maxes
>>35357381
OH SHIT! That dude is Thor is Kung Fury.
>based
>>35369902
made me lol :^)
>>35357311
Bob?
if i wanted humor i would ask for your 1 rep maxes
>>35357381
>Harry Spotter
>CURRRLLLSS!!
>Mirer's Map
oooohh sweet sides of mine
>>35370027
Top kek
>>35357311
If this motherfucker cut and put on abit of stubble he would look like puri puri prisoner.
>>35357454
>Crossfit
>>35366482
It was a very forced meme. At one point, every mirin' thread was more 50% just people posting various versions of that story.
I actually did find this version of it kind of funny, but I can see why it isn't amusing to people who weren't there for all the buildup.
Also, contributin with some recent content.
>>35359708
What's this app called?
>>35375969
Wat
>>35357459
>>35366438
>>35366457
>>35366462
i remember when this meme was made, it was actually hilarious. u either missed it or are newfags.
>>35357376
O v e r u s e d a s f u c k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wxWnbD9Okc
>>35376226
Your mom is overused as fuck.
>>35359708
Muh sides
>>35375969
>that pic
haaaaah
