Reminder that it's never too late to unfuck your shit and look handsome (if you're a man, women are lucky to look good past 35)
>wear dark suit, get better lighting and grow a beard
yeah thanks for the advice idiot
He looks okay, but not handsome.
>>35355941
If I were a girl I'd fuck him
>>35355914
>leaving out the fact that he lost weight
>>35355914
Don't forget his new right arm
>>35355879
Nigger you give anyone 18 miI and they'II get rid of their morbid obesity.
>>35355879
>5'7
lmao
>>35355879
I guess thats wat happens when you do voice acting for two decades.
>>35355947
yeah but you're gay tho.
>>35356290
kek
>>35355879
64 and fuckable
no homo
>>35356447
>he wouldn't fuck Luke Skywalker
no you're gay
>>35356447
No, you're the faggot.
>>35355879
jesus was 2012 mark hammill trying out for the role of jaba?
>>35355879
>if you're a man, women are lucky to look good past 35
>implying
>>35357111
>also implying
>>35357111
>counterpoint is the blurriest photo ever taken from 15 feet away
yeah no
>>35357178
This any better you picky faggot?
>>35357188
You're the picky one. Take a 10/10 celebrity, of course she ages well past 35. The amount of men who age well past that age is larger than the amount of women.
She's ugly unless you're a dumb moron "big boobiez hyuk hyuk hyuk"
Her face is literally gross
>>35357283
meant for
>>35357188
>>35355941
He looks like that guy from dr who girls fawn over
Best age for a woman?
>>35357555
easy trips anon, 14-23 yrs old
>>35357555
16-21
>>35357555
Nice trips, also 18 y.o. because I legally can't say any younger
>>35357568
NO WAY FAMILIA I KNOW THAT GIRL. Where did you find that picture? 707?
>>35357555
25 working professionals
>mature enough
>financially stable
>crazy mad for hot dickings
Or 15
>just started puberty
>tight as fuck
>daddy issues
>>35357587
So who is she?
>>35357582
I can legally say 16. And that's my actual choice, too.
>>35357595
Dayna, don't know if I should say last name.
>tfw always paranoid girls will find out I frequent a Romanian Shitposting board
>>35357595
>16 year olds
Stay stupid
>>35357594
>15
>just started puberty
uhhhh... you need to go back to school senpai, my cousin was pregnant at 12 (I am british)
>>35357610
The image has been posted here for a long time. Like more than a year.
>>35357631
Let me guess, you're the father.
>>35357640
Nope, we don't fuck our cousins, this ain't America. And I live in the countryside so there ain't no muzzies here either.
>>35357648
>british
>we don't fuck our cousins
What is, the history of British Monarchy.
>>35357694
All European monarchies, but the aristocracy live lives different to the serfs
>>35355947
>forgetting no homo
No need to thanks always willing to lend a hand no homo
>>35357711
No man. All the homo. All of it.
>>35357705
So what you're saying is not only do you fuck your underage cousin but you have no excuse to since you're a poorfag. Degenerate.
>>35357731
>implying some gentlemen weren't richer thn aristocrats
>>35357648
>>35357731
Is this you?
>pic related
>>35357610
Please.
How could she find out that it's you?
>>35355879
>women are lucky to look good past 35
This is probably the single most scary thing about long term relationships.
Is there any Indicator that can be used to predict that a woman in her 40s is gonna look like this instead of the 99% that look like total dogshit.
I mean it's obviously not impossible but even stars aren't immune and they can buy all sorts of things to look better and most of them still look like trash after 30.
I just want a qt gf that stays qt ;_;
>>35357817
My plan is to score a qt3.14 with good genes, marry her, have a baby girl with her and when she's about 35 she'll die tragically, leaving me to take care of the kid. By then, I'll be a doctor and I'll be free to fuck nurses, babysitters and milfs (having a child will help). I can also drink alcohol and generally do anything I want, my wife's death will cover for everything.
Of course I will try to raise my daughter the best way I can. I won't be going out every weekend. I should buy a dog so she won't get lonely, ever.
>>35357817
This is why you marry a 20 year old when you're 35
I was looking through my male family members the other day, and it looks like I'm not going to have a full head of hair much past 40.
How does /fit/ feel about hair plugs? Seem a pretty mild bit of vanity.
>>35357188
Yeah, tittyfuck yes, sex no,
>>35357909
Worth it
>>35357150
Game over.
>>35357555
23
after that it's all downhill, girls age like milk
>>35355879
It's pretty obvious that a part of the marketing budget for the new SW movie went into hiring a stylist for that guy. He definitely didnt do that on his own I'm sure.
>>35355879
only works if you still have your hair
[spoiler];_;[/spoiler]
damn mark rippetoe looks good today
>>35358065
Well obviously but there is not that much you need to do. Lose some weight, wear clothes that ACTUALLY FUCKING FIT (seriously not even /fa/ but 90% men wear clothes that don't fit properly) grow a meme beard and boom, handsome
>>35357188
she is a genetic freak. normal women dont look like that when they age.
also, she probably spends more on cosmetics each month then normal people earn in a year.
>>35358215
>she is a genetic freak
word
>>35357856
I hope you die alone, childless and never married. People like you don't deserve to be happy, being that selfish.
>>35357856
Find a girl with hot older parents
not gay, but this is why i only fuck hot daddies
>>35355879
>women are lucky to look good past 35
if a woman has a healthy lifestyle she is as likely to be attractive as a man is
>>35359036
I'd love to suck his dick, but I'd be worried he'd fuck my face. I dunno, the idea of me softly pleasuring him turns me on but being emasculated by him is a turn off
>>35359742
n-no h-homo?
>>35357648
>we don't fuck our cousins
>this ain't America
You do realize that Europe has higher rates of consanguineous relationships than America, right?
>>35357856
>leaving me to take care of the kid
>By then, I'll be a doctor and I'll be free to fuck nurses, babysitters and milfs (having a child will help). I can also drink alcohol and generally do anything I want
If you think being a single parent is anything in the realm of this, you're dead wrong. Try this and your daughter WILL have Daddy issues, and an illegitimate black baby before 25. Guaranteed.
>>35355879
reminder that its never too late to become OPERATOR AS FUCK
>>35356927
Hamill a qt
>>35357188
Hnggggg why won't she crush my balls
>>35357555
>No younger than 16
>No older than 23
99% of women will physically peak in that range
Pic related is probably 18 do you think she's gonna get any hotter?
Of course women who age well will stand out greatly from other older women and be MILFs, but that doesn't mean they didn't peak earlier too
>>35355879
Even for women, if they actually lift weights and have muscle they can agree decently. Not great but not terribly. The problem is none of them lift, so by the time they hit 35 their whole body sags because they don't have any muscle anymore. The lack of muscle also makes it harder to avoid getting fat
>>35360048
With a face like that I hooe she improves, average bod tho
>>35360048
Pic related 38 yo MILF AS FUCK
>>35355879
What's funny is feminists were complaining about Leia having to lose weight for the movie, oblivious to the fact that Luke also had to get in shape and Han was already in decent shape
>>35358200
Not my fault I'm 6'9 and can't find shit to wear
>>35359036
not even gay but if he asked for it I'd give it
>>35360085
Muh waifu <3
>>35360085
>you will never have a milf discipline you for masturbating too much with chastity and relentless teasing
Why...
>>35360488
fucking brendan fraser
that last pic is almost art
>>35356303
>it's not my fault I'm fat only rich people can afford to eat less
>>35357856
>I can drink alcohol and generally do anything I want
>>35360079
>average bod
L O A M
O
A
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>>35360578
Well I live in Korea so average is a complement
My girl is 49 (I'm 30) and she's hotter than most 20 somethings. Of course, she takes care of herself - eats right, doesn't smoke, isn't a boozer and actually weight trains, etc. No, I'm not posting pics, faggots.
>>35361085
>he's 30
>could get a 20-something
>gets a 50 yo mom
>""""""my girl""""""
You. Are. Doing. It. Wrong.
>>35361085
>no pics
Lol you datin a ugly bitch pham
mommy
>>35359820
It's a shame that movie sucked as hard as it did. Hamill was clearly having a great time with the role, and he would have loved to do more shit like that.
>the last scene was literally edited incorrectly and they didn't fix it before it went out
>>35357555
I used to think women peaked at 18-20, but I suppose with nutrition and modern medicine they can carry their peakness way into their mid-twenties.
>>35357595
I honestly think one the principle reasons why I lift is because girls like pic related wouldnt give me the time of day when I was in high school. My young horny teenage self would not be able to comprehend why girls like that would not like me back. Of course, I now know why, but I believe I wont truly make it until I truly seduce and fuck a girl like the one in this pic: Dumb confidence, cute, hot, hidden shy side, rude, not quite book smart but intelligent in other ways.
Fuck me brehs, we're all gonna make it.
jesus girls fall off hard
must be all the years of makeup and taking dick.
Mark Hamill is so daddy right now. He looks great.
>>35357555
30, by that time their standards drop about 90%
Also,you'll have the preppy girls who ignored you in high school face down in a pillow begging for your dick.
It isn't about sex, it's about power.
>>35355879
what OP is trying to say its not that all women look like shit past 35 you fucktards he's talking about chances.
Chances of a 40 yo man to look good: 60%
Chances of a 40 yo woman to look good: 20%
Not all women past 35 look good and guess what not all men past 35 look good you idiots.
and here's another true: if you don't pull any pussy in your teens-20s there's little chance you'll pull any pussy in your 30s, 40s, and beyond.
>>35362893
men get better over time
women get worse
this is a constant, a fact.
>>35362907
>im a 25 year old virgin and women don't pay attention to me but when im 40 they are going to love me XD visit us at /r/theredpill
>>35363532
Shoo shoo cunt.
>>35363532
biological clock is ticking!
better go pop a kid out, cunt!
>>35363532
Butthurt fem detected
>>35362893
What ends up happening is that ugly / socially inept men can finally start to get the leftovers once they hit their mid 20s to mid 30s. IF they have a good job and don't mind raising someone elses kids.
But even then, they will only get shitty chore sex every so often, and by that point their sexual peak will have passed them by.
>>35356290
Nigcharios
>>35357622
It's easier to UNJUST this one since it's only his hair.
>>35357817
>Is there any Indicator that can be used to predict that a woman in her 40s is gonna look like this instead of the 99% that look like total dogshit.
look at her mother you idiot.
>>35364624
>tfw my mom is still 10/10 bangable at 45
Nic3
>>35364664
>sisterfucker
>>35357909
You need to be looking at your mums side of the family m8
>>35362189
>A woman not wearing a sports bra to workout
I don't buy it
>>35363532
>ass blasted roastie detected
>>35357150
Jessica Lange looks more and more like a forgotten, crusted jizz sock with each passing day.
>>35363555
>biological clock is ticking!
>30 yr old gf of 5 months wants more commitment
>she is now an ex gf
jesus fucking christ
>>35365264
note the perfectly clean tires
she's just posing with that bike, she didn't ride it
>>35365348
Fuck you, Jessica Lange is god tier Gilf material
>>35362164
Her breasts look gross
>>35365606
>gross
>>35365628
If you want veins all over your girls boobs that's your choice, a gross choice, but a choice none the less
>>35359820
looks like rickety cricket
>>35365645
jesus christ what a weird thing to dislike about breasts.
Christmas day on /fit/ wew kill me
>>35357694
When did the British do this? They seemed to get around a lot since they've had like 30 different houses on the throne. Tudor, Stuart, Orange, Hannover, etc.
>>35357977
Holy fuck with thinned hair Joel looks like Will Arnett
