Good feels/Mirin Thread
>be me working at a retail store
>quit on 8/01/2015
>be 30 mins ago
>go to retail store for laptop
>qt3.14 former coworker (whom I had a crush on) and I approach each other
>converse and flirt
>she compliments my looks
>she gave me her number
>I didn't even have to ask
good feels/mires thread
>ex tries to kiss me
>misses me
>other girl offers handy J under table
Gf tho
This just happened, maybe someone can tell me what I should do..if anything.
>have been mired and been mirin a girl that goes to the gym lately for a good month I believe
>we always catch each other looking at the other then when we get close pretend the other one doesn't exist
>I haven't seen her for a good week since I've been going late due to schedule
>if I didn't see her today it'd have been two full weeks
>get to gym and walking to counter, when I hear her talking to people in the front (she is recept)
>I swipe in but never actually see her but can feel someones eyes on me
>start some treadmill action when I see her on the stair stepper
>when I pass her she puts on her hoodie and continues ..stair stepping lol
>go to corner of gym after a few mins on treadmill to stretch
>stretching in corner when this guy starts doing these weird exercises pretty close to me
>don't pay attention and continue to stretch
>girl starts walking to water fountain and we catch eyes for first time
>pretend like nothing happened and lay down to stretch
>girl comes over and starts doing those captain chair things on that ball machine thing where your feet dangle
>she gets off and is almost standing over me but begins talking to the guy near us
>her ass is in full view and I can't not stare without it being obvious I moved to avoid seeing it
>she does it again and again makes small talk with this guy
>I'm looking at her butt when I realize she's looking down...at me.
>we literally catch eyes and now she's staring at me without saying anything while tlaking to the guy with her hoodie on
>guy leaves and she begins doing captain shairs and it's awkward now
>she jumps off the captains chairs and kinda stumbles forward
>we stare at each other again then she leaves to the front of the gym and I guess leaves
I don't know if she thinks i'm creepy or not but she never does captain chair so I thought she came over just because we hadn't seen each other in a while.
>>35355279
>be me
>constantly see this weird neckbeard at my gym everytime I go there
>he constantly stares at me and creeps me out
>thankfully I don't see him for two weeks
>see him today
>he keeps staring at me while I am just trying to do some cardio
>decide to just try to ignore him and work on some abs
>see my friend Johnny and decide to talk to him
>this weird neckbeard is staring at my ass the whole time I am trying to flirt with Johnny
>get creeped out
>try to run away as fast as possible cause I think he is going to literally rape me or something
>stumble on my way out
>mfw
>>35355330
are you the same person who always responds to anon's mire posts from the girl's perspective?
>>35355383
you mean /fit/? yeah that's him
>>35355279
Just ask her to check your form. It'll be an easy icebreaker.
Next time she's near you
>"excuse me. Do you mind checking my form? I see you here a lot so I know I can trust your input. My name is anon"
>>35355452
This is also how I got my gymsister.she's cute, fit, funny, honest and easy to talk to. She anyways praises my lifts even though I'm dyel. She's doing ss with me now.getting that ass. I can't see her as more than a friend tho. She's my best friend.
>Consistently losing weight since starting working out.
>Feeling better after watching what I eat, taking some sups, and counting calories.
>In gym 5 days out of the week, exercising now a hobby instead of a challenge. Look forward to the gym.
>Deleted my porn folder.
We're all gonna make it lads.
>Work with several women
>Have a slight thing for one of them who's my age, don't bother trying to hide it and openly flirt
>Others take it and run with it
>Got a fucking cheerleader squad for us getting together despite her not being single
>The other day one of them used some pseudo-science bullshit to reason that I had a ridiculously huge dick
There's now a hype-train for my penis size these women are creating standards no one could physically live up to.
>>35355557
>>Deleted my porn folder.
why tho?
>go to work
>literally do nothing work-related the whole day
>code some independent project the whole 8 hours
>make good progress
>come back home
>legs and bis day
>recently took a trip to snapcity, slowly reintroducing myself to lifting
>70% weight on everything, engage my core tenfold
>I'm sore as a manlet playing monkey in the middle with terry crews
>havent felt this amazing in years
>imgoingtomakeit.jpg
>annoying af, always-playing-games ex coworker texts me just now
>If I could, I would 100% ignore her, but she is legit 9/10 so I simply respond as concise as possible
>she keeps trying to play games
day started out great, ended with a hot ass girl trying to blueball me over text. As much as I'd like to say having a girl text me is cool, it left a bad taste in my mouth. I would've had a better night if she didn't text me vague, flirtatious bullshit. /fit/ turned me into a cocoon enthusiast and as a result I've lost almost all my drive to pursue basic bitches.
>>35355588
I hate working with programmers like you that waste their talent. Put in work or quit
>>35355585
Just felt like a good step for self-improvement. I've waffled on it before, though. I wanna try to direct my sexual frustration towards something productive like slags instead of being contented with my hands.
>>35355496
fr0nk?
>>35355588
If it's been more than a month with this girl then delete her number ad break contact. She's fucking with you for attention and she has no intention of giving you the V.
Her being a 9/10 is irrelevant bruh if she's never going to shag you.
>>35355652
No.
>>35355610
The site I worked at literally had no room for me to work (whole entire workbench was filled with people/pcs that had to be imaged). Besides, today was my second day after coming back from school, I've been making arrangements to work at some other site so I can actually do something.
>>35355683
As much as it sounds like a pussy fagboy excuse, I actually have love (non-sexual) for her. We got pretty close working since it was just her and I running the store so deleting her number would feel like deleting my little sister's number.
>>35355580
what's your actual dick size? how big are they making you up to be?
>>35355588
Just literally say, "look, do you want to bone or not?" If so, I'm down like right now. If not, stop trying to passively flirt with me for attention and start talking like a normal human being.
>>35355557
I deleted all my porn a few weeks ago, even my hard earned nudes of girls I know in real life. It was very tough to do but I feel alot better lately
>lose over 100lbs this year
>move back to old hometown, everyone I knew can't believe the change
>that one chubby old friend who says "you are WAY too thin anon"
went from a 4/10 to a 6/10, not a bad year
>>35354618
>be me
>at punk show
>most punks are beta leftist faggots so they're almost all either anorexic or fat
>been lifting for 9 months, but only seriously for 4
>have good n00b gains thanks to genetics
>two qt.314's are mirrin at me while i establish my control over the pit
>smashing into fucking everything
>they start whispering and looking at me
>they quickly move across the room and stand right next to were im stading
>they do this 3 times
>grab the smallest one and throw her into the pit
>kek when she gets absolutely demolished
its a shame though, she was super cute. but i have a longterm gf of 3 years
>>35356178
>DEVILISH
>getting physical at new doctor's office
>nurse helper chick is doing all the pre-Doctor checks and whatnot
>she's all giggly and shit and looking at me and my arms
>fast forward to after Doctor checks me up
>she's gonna give me shots
>gives me shots, then tells me about that shit and gives me a paper about the shot in my right arm
>when she tells me this, she gropes my arm/shoulder and pretty obviously feels
>she's giggly this whole time
>I leave
H-have I made it yet, /fit/? This type of shit has never happened before when I was a skinny dyel and even though I'm still dyel, I've got that sorta of slimfit look that grills enjoy.
Fuck breh, I can't talk to a single female without getting flustered
>>35356178
>S A T A N I C S T R A T A G EM
Not exactly mirin story, but sill made me happy
>be skinny aushwitz dyel that never touched a weight in his life
>decided to lift weights
>started lifting seriously when starting college this fall, went from 130lbs to 152lbs
>come home for winter break
>every single one of my friends from HS notices my noob gains
>they're all fucking flabbergasted
>female HS friend tells me "dude your arms look significantly bigger"
>other friends don't mention it until someone else does, then they say they noticed but didn't want to point it out because they thought it'd be weird to talk about my body
>notice buddies looking down at my arms when talking
>everyone telling me to flex in pictures
>other friends say they wanna start lifting with me
>everyone poking my arms to feel new muscles
>grabbing my arms and telling me to flex
>start lifting with old buddy of mine who was always a lot bigger than me
>he hasn't lifted for a couple months and we're pretty much using the same weight
>never thought I'd be able to lift with him
Feels fucking great, man. I wanna get even bigger and more toned now than ever. I fucking love lifting weights, my life has improved tenfold since starting in August. I love you guys
>be me, planning christmas shopping this year
>family always complains about boring gifts
>dont drink but decide to get nice craft beers and expensive wine for the holidays feels
>head to brewery in local town with buddy
>9pm on saturday, theyre closed for the employee private party
>fukmesidwayz.rar
>as were walking back to car, manager guy says hey we can fill some growlers for you, come on in
>score shits cash breh
>brewery is packed, standing at the end of cramped bar ordering growlers from manager guy
>tall blonde qtpie conversing with two dyel sperglords with flannels and typical tryhard white boi fag fade/comb over/pompadour haircuts
>both guys, clearly employees, are throwing me hard glances like wtf is he doing here
>blonde qt notices, leaves their convo and starts staring at the side of my head
>only problem is shes legit 4 inches from my face and im stuck in a corner
>if i turn right now iim so close to her id be looking deep into her soul lel
>female gaze continues for a hard 15 seconds of pure discomfort on my end, just trying to get mah beers n dipset out this function
>mind wandering, does this grill know me? did I miss a spot shaving? do i have bad earwax?
>manager guy is taking forever, so i quickly snap my head to the left to address this curious onlooker
>cheesy look on my face, say hey to this girl
>she bites lower lip and grabs my shoulder as she strides by
buddy (who was waiting just behind me to order a growler) confirms this is the creepiest thing/mire hes ever seen, qt just smiling at the side of my damn head and then just autismo-ing out of the situation
>>35355995
6" - 7" range, not autistic enough to measure past an eyeball glance
They're making it out to be 12" based on something about my hand/arm proportions
>>35356281
>toned
gl;hf
>a couple of years ago
>be me
> e x t r e m e dyel skinnyfat kid
>felt bad everytime i get invited to pool parties
>fuckin hated my body
>hit the gym for the first time with a couple of less dyel dudes
>they all out outlift me
>they laugh at my shitty numbers
>nevergoingtomakeit.jpg
>skinniest kid on school beats me in a arm wrestle
>this is the breaking point
>i go for real this time
>do a diet and lift heavy
>fast forward 1 year later
>i can bench press those faggots that laughed at me
> imgoingtomakeit.PNG
>>35355330
Yo girl! Didn't know we both used the chans...tis an awesome thing to see.
We should workout together next time, don't worry I'll be the one making the protein drinks.
