Is going to jail the best way to lose weight for a fat fuck with low will power?
How much jail time would it take to lose around 25kg and what crime would it take to get that amount of time?
>>35354358
If you're serious about the jail thing, honestly, indecent exposure can land you a good dicking and a few months would easily lose that 25kg.
hahaha just cut you fat fuck hahahahahahaha
>>35354358
jesus christ. Just fucking throw the garbage out. Is shoving shit into your mouth 24/7 really worth being a fat fuck?
>>35354358
I gained a lot of weight what the fuck are you talking about?
This is the most pathetic post ive ever fucking seen. I hope for your sake this is a troll
>>35354358
Only if you go to a high-security prison. Low security is pretty much useless. You sit around all day playing poker.
If you do manage to get into a high security prison, your jail sentence will probably be at least 5 years already. Enough time to lose weight.
And oh, you're a faggot.
>going to prison to lose weight instead of going to gym
>>35354358
>2015
>fat fucks rather go to jail than diet and exercise
I'd recommend posting cp on 4chan
This is worse than the fucker posting about doing all workouts with a buttplug
>>35354404
nah you dont wanna be on the register
>>35354511
helps with the glutes
>>35354523
Good point. Assault of an elderly person will do fine. Just strong arm her purse away don't hit her or anything. Boom, one way ticket to rape city and weight loss.
Honestly I think doing a crazy hiking trail that takes month to complete would be the best thing for maximum weight loss.
>>35354358
What the fuck is wrong with you?
If you want to lose weight the information is out there. There's a crazy coked up dinosaur running backwards and forwards to attract your attention to it.
Read the sticky. Use the information to take action. Lose some weight.
All going to prison is going to get you is a gaping rectum.
>>35354358
Just stop eating so much
A record is the biggest pain in the world
>>35354511
Link pls
>>35354358
You can do better than this.
>>35354358
You'd be nice squishy prison pussy you fat fuck.
>>35355381
I wouldn't mind the raping. It'd be good to lose virginity and weight :^)