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Hi /fit/
Yesterday I had a real life moment where the retardation of every fat hate and crossfit hate thread combined into some real bs at the dinner table.
>Mom invites her boyfriends daughter in law or something like that over for dinner
>Mom tells me beforehand that "she lifts weights, she can lift 300 lbs!!"
>I figure woman is either a legit weightlifter or a crossfat retard
>Ended up being option B
> Woman shows up with her husband, womanlet/ manlet couple, both very overweight
>She is probably 5'4, 200+ pounds
>While eating dinner she starts talking about how she lost 90 lbs recently and gained "some" of it back
>Now she trains 6 days a week at a crossfit gym
>Of course mentions that she can deadlift 300 lbs
>Mom says "wow thats so much, anon how much can you lift"
>Awkwardly say max is 405, lifting about 4 months
>Crossfat woman says "Oh... that's pretty good. Do you do crossfit?"
>I reply no
>"Oh well I'm into olympic lifts, clean and jerk etc."
>Goes on to talk about how she averages several km walking each day (as do most normal humans that work and live on their feet)
>Talks like counting steps is a huge part of getting fit
>I can always tell that someone who puts an emphasis on how many steps they take in a normal day is not making it, ever
>Says "I train so hard and often that I'm always in pain" like it's a badge of merit
>In reality, it's her poor form wreaking havoc on already overloaded joints
>Didn't think these people existed in real life
>Imagining her doing mixed grip cleans with giant black bumper plates and various kipping
Can we have a fat/ crossfit hate thread?
The problem with crossfitters is that they're more likely to comit the cardinal sin of lifting - thinking anyone gives half a shit about your lifts.
How do you know someone does crossfit?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
>>35354294
You sound jelly that this high test goddess can almost rep your max.
>>35354341
That is very true.
Girls don't ask if I lift. They can clearly tell I do.
But if working out comes up in a convo, they don't ever ask about your max lifts.
They don't give a shit.
It's kind of like when I was super beta, i was really into cars and would talk about cars all the time. Girls would ask and I would go over board with talking about cars and it was a big turn off.
>>35356455
Tell us about cars bro
>>35356488
I don't want to. It'll make me depressed because I got my license revoked because I am a dumbass.
>>35356504
>story
>>35356455
>The Car Guy
Fucking hated this guy at parties, showed up revving his Honda Civic hatchback with a spoiler and would talk about cars like anyone who is above the age of 11 gave a shit. Fuck that guy. Always tried to talk to me into letting him be my beer pong partner. Never will be.
>>35356556
Got a ticket in Ohio for going 140mph in a 70mph.
Ticket in Virginia for street racing.
All happened literally within a week of each other.
Luckily the tickets were so close together, the courts didnt see it on my records.
Still got 2 reckless driving.
>>35356602
why were you doing 140 in a 70 you moron
>>35355197
>"315" is almost 405
You're the guy that rounds up every lift by 30 pounds.
>>35356602
What car m8?
>>35356640
Exactly, because I am a dumbass.
>>35356665
Ya'll are going to hate me.
I have a 1991 Honda CRX.
It has k20 type r engine swap.
Been on a few car pages.
>>35356674
You were right
>>35356674
Fuck off rice
>>35356666
Also quads prove that I am a dumbass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxIewQZgtGM
Fat people do crossfit for the first time
>>35356674
>implying the opinions of some random people on a Taiwanese image board matter.
Sounds pretty neat though, always loved crxs, never bothered getting one though. Did you do the swap yourself? Doesn't sound like it'd be too bad but wiring can be a bitch.
>>35356686
>>35356688
I don't give a fuck. I love the car. I get compliments in it all the time.
I really do hate hondas. There are alot of trash riced out mother fuckers out there.
Mine is different. People tell me all the time that they dont really like hondas, but my car is an exception.
>>35356700
Nah I dont give a shit what these people think because I know the car is a one of a kind.
The engine was put in professionally. Everything done to the car was pretty much professionally done. Nothing is halfed assed about it.
>DL 405
>lifting 4 months
Post body op. You are either obese yourself or lying
>>35356704
There's a difference between a shitty rice job and something decent with respecting. Yours sounds pretty nice, so enjoy what you got, even if you can't drive it. I've done stupid shit in my car too, around 120 on the freeways. It's stupid, is pointless, but I still love my car and I still love driving, so fuck it, I'll just keep at it.
>>35356602
>beta
>cars
>ohio
trip on benchbro
>>35356731
Thanks mate.
Yea when I get my license back, no more stupid shit for me.
This is my car.
>>35355197
>imblyign a fat gril who eats a lot can't do a shit form deadlift @ 300lbs
Really not a big deal. And 405 in 4 months is great dysmorphia dan
>>35356765
Thanks for telling us about cars bro
>>35356765
Compared to all the shitty beat up ones I see down here, yours is really lucky.
When you inevitably start doing stupid shit again, just be a bit more careful. You can have fun, just know when to do it, don't beat yourself up over it.
Here's mine too.
>>35356699
Why can fat people be strong just by being fat? Is it because of leverages or do their bodies create muscle to support their fat?
>>35356765
Holy fuck this is gorgeous. I would kill for a clean CRX
>>35356674
>crx
>k20
>dat powar to weight ratio
>>35356765
Don't let them win. Get a radar detector.
>>35356666
"Tis better to be a dumbass with quads than a genius who can't even get dubs"
-Christian Bale
>>35356802
Lmao, I was thinking this too. Some people just can't not talk about cars.
>>35355197
>high test
>obese
Pick one
