What's the most autistic thing you've done in the gym?
Lifted weights
Looked at the mirror after every rep to check my body
I did pullups facing the wrong direction and slammed my head into the support bar so hard I had a headache for the rest of the night
I offered advice to a ham planet.
He wasn't doing any reps - he would use a machine once and walk to the next one. I just showed him a proper routine and let him be.
Now, he follows me around like a lost fucking dog. Thankfully, my buddy is an employee at my gym. So he tells me if the ham planet is there or not.
I'm not looking forward to the New Year.
>>35352804
don't be a dick you should help him
>>35352635
ayy lmao
>>35352589
Took a pic of a chicks ass on the stair stepper and my flash was on
Walked on the treadmill with some kettlebells for 10minutes in some dumbass internet routine. Fell off at the end. People stared.
Oh to be a dyel again. Thank god I got that alternative routine shit out of my system.
>>35352817
But he did...
Got caught having a wank in the shower
>>35352861
ffs man baka
I didn't tip the receptionist
>>35352861
Hey man if I was there I'd stand up for you if it makes you feel better.
I didn't talk to her
I went to a gym without a bench press or squat rack. It only had a smith machine. In order to bench press, I would deadlift the bar, sit down on the bench with the bar on my lap, and reverse roll-of-shame to the bottom position. I did this for a few months until I changed gyms.
The new gym had "men's" bars whereas the shitty old one had "women's" bars which weigh 10 pounds less. So the first time I benched in the new gym, I dislocated my shoulder by putting an extra 15 pounds on the bar instead of an extra 5.
>>35353874
How the hell did you get the bar up from that position? A roll of shame is already hard, a reverse roll of shame sounds impossible.
>>35353874
>>35353874
What the fug, just lift the bar and lock it at the appropriate height
>>35352861
I think a fat chick took my pic with a flash once.
>>35352817
Its not his fucking responsibility
Was setting up for a diddly and tried to stretch by squatting atg while holding onto the bar, fell on my cheeks
>>35352589
I farted during squats and guy beside me looked at me, gave him a cheesy smile and I walked towards the water fountain with full of spaghetti sweat and regret.
>>35354092
fart on my face
>>35352861
>>35353961
I've had a ham planette take a pic of me in a bar, probably a snapchat with some snarky insult (like I dont have feelings too)
also there is this super creepy guy at my college that I have caught taking a picture of me MORE THAN ONCE. I have a theory that im his gayboi crush and he wants to shoot up the school and take me with it.
>>35352589
In high school I use to get on the stationary bikes behind girls on the elliptical machines. I would get a huge Woodrow Wilson then go pound off in the bathroom.
>>35352861
I'd back you up. Whip my phone out and wave it around like I was taking a pic too.
Hunger Games moment when everyone pulls their phone out and takes pics in solidarity.
>>35354337
Literally Reddit
>>35352613
/thread
>>35352589
The most autistic thing i've done in the gym?
>going to a gym in the first place.
Get a home you beta fuck and move out of your parents house.
>>35354474
>Implying that you can afford all the equipment that a gym membership provides in the short term
Just go eat some more, tubby.
You know as well as I do how "good" your routine is.
>>35354589
>every muscle group known to man can be worked out with as little as 5 different types of weights, bars, pulley systems
>can't afford this
sure scrub sure.
and while you're wasting money, trying to make it.
some of us are making it, saving money, and fucking bitches.
buying the equipment is insanely cheaper than spending months on gym memberships. especially if this isn't a hobby like it must be for you and a lifestyle.
if you were really /fit/ you'd live fit, do yourself a favor and get a fucking starter set you pathetic faggot.
>>35354638
Got dumbells, but since I actually pay rent and live with people I don't have the money or room to buy machines.
>post pic of your results, bro.
Otherwise you just another fake buster.
If you were really /fit/ you wouldn't hate on others for trying.
>>35354337
Jesus I fucking cringed hard. What's wrong with you boy?
>>35354687
>asking someone to post results
>doesn't post results with timestamped body
Internet tough guys all in this thread.
>>35352589
I yelled out ronny coleman phrases with my friend while we were doing heavy sets of OHP and Rows
>>35354712
Why would I post results when I'm not the one claiming to have it all figured out?
>some of us are making it, fucking bitches, saving money
Most people don't have a lump sum to spend on numerous pieces of equipment so my $50 a month seems pretty fucken good considering I get every piece of equipment I need + some, 5 mins from home.
But I'll post my current body anyway.
Not time stamping cos I'm at the gym now.
Now, where's your perfect body, buster?
>>35354241
Inside of my ass is an auschwitz gas chamber
>>35354700
>>35354712
Well aren't you tough.
>>35353298
I would jack off!! FUCKING JACK OFF! OH MY GODDDDDDDD
>>35354638
But I like going to the gym. It's fun. People lift weights there. It's not like my house where only me and the wife lift.
>>35354638
>>35354712
So where's your body, faggot?
I wanna see how good my results can be lifting at home like a loner with social issues.
Come on, bro.
I thought you were tough haha.
Voluntary home lifters confirmed for not going to make it.
Laughing like a downy whenever I set PRs. Also, laughing to south park while on the eliptical
>>35354279
You're the type of kid I'd make fun of in highschool.
>>35354779
Pls be in Santa Barbara qt twink boy >:
>>35355184
Haha nah. I'm in Australia =P
>>35352589
Literally ran up to the squat rack and hug it, then proceeded to air punch and kick all around it as a warning to anyone else that wanted to use it. In my defence there is only one squat rack in my gym and it's used more for the mirror behind it than the actual rack.
>>35354371
it's literally figuratively reddit.
>>35352589
Got my diddlylift to 290, still using double overhand, asked dudes to show me how to put on the belt, they tighten it up for me... embarrassed... but get that shit up anyway. Gonna attempt one more, got some srs bloating going on and gymbro is benching behind me. I manage to somehow get it up again, holy shit this is amazing! Take moment to mire self at the top, but I really need to fart.... I can't drop it though, I'm gonna do this God damnit! Going back down the pressure is too much and I let it fucking rip right in front of benchbro, my grip gives way at the same time, the crash drowns it out, unfasten belt and walk to bathroom, farts squeeze silently out with each step, get to toilet let it fucking go. HOLY SHIT smells like fucking death, finish up wash hands and realize i didnt takethose dumbass wireless headphones out... everybody heard... benchbro was gagging, I even cleared out the cardio bunnies... "haha sorry guys... I'm not used to all this protein yet I guess..." my entire workout afterwards was soiled by shame... apologized to anyone that was still there before leaving. Took 3 days off from embarrassment.
>>35355836
Why are you using a belt?
>>35355836
Oh my...
such embarrass
>>35355890
I don't anymore, I was only a few months in at the time and worried about fucking myself up despite monitoring my form. Y'all motherfuckers had me all paranoid about the snap city shit.
> Whenever i go to a power cage, squat rack bench etc. i reorganize the weights to the proper designation.
> noticed that the people tend to swipe weights, walk through the bar, general disrespect at low weight. I make sure to finish warm ups high enough that these overconfident kids don't fuck up my life.
>no eye contact ever.
>doing volume exercises to beat of music.
>>35356044
Wait so people walk all over you if you have light weight set up?
>>35353253
keked out loud
>>35356044
I reorganize weights too. It pisses me off. I move all the benches around so they're evenly spaced as well. Hate gym kids, had to piss between deads and when I came out some fuckwit little teenybopper tried lifting my bar cold because his buddies told him to and fucked himself up. Almost got banned for leaving my weights on the floor before they listened to my side and saw the cameras.
Probably Farmer's Walks, Turkish Get-ups, or Saxon Bends
>>35356141
>tried lifting my bar cold
>fucked himself up
Haha nice how much weight?
>>35356151
Farmers walks are autistic? And what's a t*rkish getup?
>>35354779
wear that warriors snapback while i fuck you raw twinkboii
>>35352589
>just arrive to the gym, water bottle is still sealed.
>place it on the floor
>start doing dumbbell press
>get up and grab water off the ground
>realize after I drank nearly half the bottle that it was some dyel kid's water who had the same brand as me
>instead of giving him my sealed water bottle I just put the top back on and take my water and exit the room
>>35356163
340, gave himself a hernia.
A guy asked me how many sets I had left with the 70 lb dumbbells. I said just one. I finish, and then I handed them over to him.
It was awkward as fuck. I don't know why I didn't just put them on the ground and let him take them.
>>35356202
kek
>>35356202
my fucking sides!
>>35356283
Kind of similar, I was finishing my romanian deads and all the other barbells were taken, scrawny teen asks how much longer I have to go, can he use it after me? "yea man no prob." I finish up and re-rack my weights, he's just standing there looking at me. "Hey man it's all yours now." He just looks at me, then back to it. I walk over pick it up and hand it to him, he grabs it on one end with both hands and drops it directly onto his foot, starts screaming about how his foot is broken and promptly trips over the bar like a fucking three stooges sketch or something and hobbles out of the gym... I literally don't know how to react to what I just saw and just get back to my routine... Sorry little dude... Kinda... Didn't see him again.
>>35352635
haha I've had this happen to me so many times hahaha good shit man
>>35354756
that's actually pretty alpha
YEAH BUDDY!
>>35353874
Did you used to workout at Uncle Dmitri's Fast Muscle Basement?
>>35356363
>35352635
HOLY SHIT
KEKD
>>35354779
So you stole a pic off a gay hookup site. Not impressed. Realize that you could buy all the free weights you need about four months of not having that gym membership. Only plus size to the gym is the bitches but let's be honest most of the people on this site are too autist to fucking talk to a chick in the first place.
>>35354638
I know houses are cheap in burgerland, but it isnt easy to find an affordable place with enough space when you are in your 20ies where i live.
>>35352589
first time I ever squated anything actually heavy: 3-plate. I wasn't even thinking, I was just happy I did it. So I deloaded a single side of the bar completely, and watched as physics unfolded before my eyes as the center of mass changed and sent the bar flying. Fortunately no one was in the squat rack next to me, so no one was hurt. Definitely made a loud noise and got some stares.
The worst part is I'm a physics major so I should know this shit. I let my ecstatic state get ahead of my common sense.
I took a small dumbbell to the locker room and shower because I had this strange idea that we could get more gains in the water. All the huge niggas kept staring at me while I curled in the shower.
>>35353925
He means he would deadlift and reverse ross an actual bar from the ground, not do this on the smith machine. Still less autistic than using a smith machine.
>>35354279
how the hell did you manage to jerk it to "being near a clothed woman for a while"
>>35352589
A guy gave me some advice when i was on the rowing machine and i said "your welcome" instead of "thank you"
>>35354337
jesus man I dont really cringe anymore since I have been going on 4chan less but what the fuck was that? you are the personification of reddit
>>35352589
while I was reracking weights once I took one off the bar and put it right back on while talking to some random dude
He probs thinks I'm pretty autistic
>>35356441
Do you really believe that?
I woulda stole a decent guy's picture if I was going to do that. I got a long way to go, but I'm seeing results.
I had a small set of weights and a bench at home but didn't use it enough.
I find the routine of going to the gym makes it easier to stick to.
Plus the people I've met there are all nice and welcoming.
If you have trouble talking to chicks sticking to yourself at a home gym is only gonna exacerbate that. Fighting your flaws is how you overcome them.
Guess you're just a social reject tho.. so keep doing your thing.
>>35356672
>>35356672
Alpaca as fuck
Two years ago I shot down a girl who was flirting with me because she was interfering with my rest time
>>35357114
shoo'd that gains goblin
>>35352589
mouthed some pavarotti song while doing 4.5pl8 for a 1x5 deadlift
was really in the grandeur of the moment
>>35352589
>biceps curling with dumbbells
>looked to the right to se what time it is on the clock
>smashed my chin with the dumbbell that I was curling with my right hand
>>35355836
>>35354092
I always fart when diddyly, no fucks given
>>35354474
going to gym is good to stop being autismo maximo, my dear friend. you can actually make friends there.
After I finished squatting I decided to carry the bar to the deadlift area while it was still on my back, there was no support on the deadlift area and I had to kneel and drop it on my back. so farmer's walk thing but with the bar on low-squat position
Someone came into the changing room when I had just finished my workout and was doing Gun Jack victory poses from Tekken 3 in the mirror
When i do pic related the carbines have to be in the same position or i have to rerack them. Maybe looks slightly autistic and its more like ocd
The deadlift made a noise on the weightlifting platform at McGym and when the personal trainer came over to tell me I was a bad man I tried to explain how most injuries occur during the eccentric phase and it's not safe to try and slow down when the bar has momentum and how am I supposed to develop explosivity.
He said he wasn't here to argue with me, just don't do it. He was totally dyel and I am in a sperg rage as I write this post.
Lowbar squat, it has potential though.
>>35352589
some guy left 6 plates on the barbell in the squat rack. I was so mad at the fact that someone didn't rerack the weight that I failed to think about the fact that I was pulling all of the plates off of one side instead of alternating. The barbell flung off the rack and almost hit someone. No one blamed me, and the one who left the squat rack in that condition was reprimanded. I still feel bad.
>>35354779
Off spring of superman, or are you just a random piece of shit?
>>35358155
Supermang
>>35354474
> girl at gym asks how many much longer i have left on lat pulldown
> start conversation
> see her at the at gym over the next few months, chat everytime
> happen to see run into her in a bar in town last night
> hook up
tell me more about your home gym master race, f a m
>Squat rack has a bunch of poles on the sides for holding weights you arent using
>someone left a 25kg plate on each side on the pole that's right on the safeties
>the plates on my bar keep banging in to them on warmups
>make a big huff and puff show of being annoyed in case the asshole who left them there is about
>remove one from the side and throw it loudly in the floor
>pull the second one off the pole
>slips out of my hand and lands right on my big toe
I've also farted when I brought the bar down way to fast benching and had to squeeze everything to get it back up
>>35358154
the fuck dude ...
>>35358155
I don't get it..
I have a few...
>black guy whom I gave advice too comes up to me next time at the gym >extends his hand to me and I just panicked and slapped his wrist and clicked like they do in the movies
>doing overhead squats and fell over and threw the weight and almost killed a bitch
>early gym days super weak
>60kg on the rack low down
>grill walks up to me asks if I'm done
>she goes to take the weight off
>"nah I'll just clean it up"
>proceed to fling the weight up and crack her in the chin and she needed 13 stitches and I had to change gym
>>35352589
The first time I benched 100kg I stood up from the bench and let out a massive yell
>>35358417
>doing overhead squats and fell over and threw the weight and almost killed a bitch
not autistic bro, just asserting ur dominance
>start listening to ipod to keep concentration and focus.
>ipod filled with epic level rock(clutch and mike patton)
>doing chest fly
>listening to some Faith No More song
>getting feels
>feels turn into watery eyes
>can't go to locker to compose myself
>go to the next machine with just my chin quivering and eyes on the verge of tears
random pic for your troubles
I've never been at the gym, actually. Only during PE in HS, otherwise homegym.
I plan to start going to a gym and I'm pretty sure it's going to be a shitfest of autismo, starting with a casual conversation with the girl at the desk, through asking other people if I can use a machine, through constantly worrying if other people are not commenting on my shit form, through bros laughing at my shit gainz, all the way to the showers where I will be constantly worrying if others laugh at my lulzy penis.
>>35352589
If im the strongest person in there at the time I usually dance around and make funny faces to the mirror between sets.
>>35359175
Before I do a set of power cleans I say, "We're going on a trip on our favorite rocket ship" and make rocket sounds for every rep.
>>35356503
Lmao
>>35352589
Also I forgot to do my laundry before pull day, wore my superman pajama bottoms with a hole in the crotch and an Optimus Prime t-shirt wore my old black Converse with the Batman shoelaces because the others needed dog shit washed off, I was going late night into early morning and normally the only one there so I figured fuck it. I'm lifting in front of the mirror noticing how stupid I look and that the bulge in my shorts is 100% exposed through the rip when I diddly or bend, 2 obviously homosex curlbros come in with 3 grills and see me, curlbros laugh "oh God honey what is going on here, you look like a comic book shit you out" etc. grills say let him be, they think it's cute, or feel sorry for me, I blush like an enormous faggot "t-thanks, uhhm... laundry day..." one says "nice pants" and winks. Spaghetti everywhere, just laugh and go around corner to hide and do my bent rows by the wall. They took pictures and kept catching them watch me lift. I'm constantly afraid I'll see them pop up in a thread here one day, and this was over a year ago.
>>35352804
This is good for gains. You just have to try and confuse him by switching up shit, one set of leg presses then do a bit of cardio, then superset curls with calf press.... I call it trainer confusion, like muscle confusion but a level up. if the trainers are scratching their heads at your routine you're going to make it.
>>35358466
This has been an issue with me to, more so on days when I going for volume over intensity. If I focus on a nice ass it seems to help. But then I get boners if the girl's too hot, so I have to balance the tears with the boner and sadly I'm not great at either so I walk around my gym with tears in my eyes and a hard cock in my shorts most of the time.
I'm wondering if this is why the 80s bodybuilders all wore sunglasses and fanny packs with the pouch in front.
>>35352589
I was doing my lmao1plaet bench for 3 sets of 5, and this guy was standing nearby waiting for the bench. So I poured my spaghetti asking if he was waiting for the bench.
>it was delicious
>gym gets upgraded
>new racks and bars
>on the new bars the knurling is a lot rougher and the rings are closer together
>I actually switch out the bars and use different bars for different excercises
e.g. I bench with the new ones because I like the knurling and pinky fingers on the closer rings is a good grip width, I do deadlifts and cleans with the older bars because the smooth part in the middle is longer, and the knurling isn't as rough. the new bars scrape my shins fucking raw... old bars don't do anything since my shins only contact the smooth part.
I also use the old bars for OHP because where the smooth part ends is where I put my hands for perfect grip width, so it's easier to just do that instead of figuring it out I guess.
pretty autistic
>>35356672
What artist is this?
>be me
>see a high test girl at my school gym
>she's doing smith machine squats
>see an opportunity
>ask her how long she's been working out
>suggest she does actual squats without the machine
>she gets in the squat rack
>stand right behind her
>starts squatting
>too beta to touch her perfect hips/ass even though i have the excuse
>she does 3 reps and says that's enough
>ask her if she's single
>"i have a bf"
>leaves the gym shortly after
;_;
>>35360904
not even autistic just beta
>>35354787
KEK
Same here
I stopped caring.
I do walk away from my buddy when lifting when I have to fart. Doesnt really help but still.
>>35352589
Im the guy who makes gym bully threads
All of my stories are true
>>35352589
Talked to someone.
>>35360871
Google image search
Also Alex Colville
Pacific 1967
>>35358425
TFW stuck at 65kg
>>35352589
>did pt test in our unit's gym
>thunderstorming outside and only place to accommodate a company
>my turns comes up for some sit ups
>oh boy!
>Believed to hit my minimum requirements to pass
>still had 40 seconds left
>aight
>get the rumblies
>oh no...
>did an awkward sit up
>released the kraken
>much larger than expected
>NCO's face is pic related
>asked NCO if I hit my minimum
>he said yes
>I unlocked my hands
Gave up 40 seconds of sits ups so I can take a shit
>>35360721
People taking pictures of you..
Damn that must be one of my greater fears DESU Senpai
>>35360999
Nice dubs
First day of weight training freshman year of high school. The class was taught by one of the shit football coaches so no supervision, proper training, workout plan, nothing. Guess he just assumed as 14 year olds we picked up the basics of weight lifting somewhere. One of the bigger kids goes to bench press and asks me and my friend to spot him. So my friend says he will take one side of the bar and I should get the other. This is my first time in a gym btw. Once the dude benching gets to the point of needing a spotter my friends like "ok anon, now". So i proceed to pull all the weights off of the bar on my side, which obviously causes the whole other side to go tumbling the other way. I have no idea where I got the idea that spotting someone meant pulling the weights off if they got in trouble but thats what I thought and it was only reinforced by my friend telling me to man a side. At the time I swear I saw that shit on tv or something. but that got me a lot of shit and it was a small weight room so everyone was eyes on me at that point.
>>35361151
This is my fear! Especially since I elect to have a spotter hold my feet. Cant stand using the bar.
>>35361187
You mean trips, newfag?
>>35361638
Woops my bad.
Not a newfag
wew lad
>>35352589
deloading on my db press to make those extra gains. have free weight area to myself. someone walks in as I struggle to press 15lbs dumbells
>>35356672
I don't know why this cracks me up so fucking much
I've had some simmilar shit happen to me where you say you too while you say someone goodbye but it didn't fit what they said at all.
>>35362010
I feel you brother after a good shoulder/back day went to do some shruggies with 25pound dumbbells the states killed me
I used to lift for strength simply because I wanted to compete with my gymbros. Shitty form with heavy weights, some mild injuries and poor body developement was my reward. Started doing a PPL for aesthetics and skipped the whole fatass permabulk for strength thing.
>Went out to the club with my gymbros
>a girl I was sitting next to started feeling me up and got the gym conversation started around the table
>Friends join in, starts talking about lifts
>"Oh, you guys workout too"?
Keks were had
>>35358466
love faith no more, what song breh?
>>35358130
Respect their rules or find a new gym douche. Of course it's safer to drop weight, doesn't mean the gym allows it. Time to go to a big boy gym.
I tried to one up the guy next to me during squats until I failed, got stuck and he had to save me. [spoiler]yesterday[/spoiler]
>>35356388
KING CRIMSON!
Today there was a shortage of benches so I did my dumbbell presses in the smith machine and felt retarded ;-;
>>35352589
I had a seizure while benchpressing and lost control of my limbs. I've never had a seizure before and I apparently experienced it due to meningitis so i started wailing for help like a retard
>>35352589
Took a sip from my water bottle.
>mfw it wasn't my water bottle
>mfw when I ask random people if that was theirs
>mfw it was the biggest blackest guys
>>35358130
Learn to lower it correctly. All there fucking is to it.
>>35362217
>smith machine
>dumb bells
>>35362311
I carried them over because luckily I can lift weights
>>35358130
If you can't respect the people in charge you should work out at home.
>>35361131
It's OK bro, you'll get there
I haven't lifted in six months so my hundy 1RM has dropped to about 85 anyway, working my way back up
>>35361131
im stuck at 45kg :)
Sometimes I make crying noises when I'm deadlifting...
>>35362332
Couldnt you have just moved the bench from the smith machine? Or was it attached somehow
>>35354337
fuck off reddit
>>35361300
Underated post
>>35352589
lift
>new gym
>low-hanging ceilings
>finish back routine, decide to burn out with some pull ups
>first rep, launch myself head-first into the ceiling
>laugh hysterically
>>35354638
Fucking this brah, home gym masterrace
>merry Xmas cunts
>>35356202
LMAO
>get into weight lifting
>skelly mode but getting better lifts
>always with a few bro's
>for some reason alone that day
>decide to put some extra weight on the benchpress
>forget the last couple of reps that nobody is spotting me
>end up with the barbell on my chest looking around for a good 15 seconds before I decide to ask some roiders close to me for help
>'It's okay bruh happened to us too'
I felt so fucking ashamed.
>>35354779
>warriors snapback
>lives in Australia
>actually being Maori
Keep it up you halfcast shitskin. You look like you've been lifting for a few months tops.
>>35361131
TFW fat fuck and had never been to gym. Did a 60kg bench no probs. Feels good man. Doing cardio to lose weight now though. Feels bad man.
>>35352589
>switched from planet fitness to gold's
>trying to figure out my max squat not using smith machine anymore
>found it.
>crash the fuck out of the squat rack
>cacophony of weights
>everyone stops and looks at me
>dead silence
>I turn my body around, put my finger to my lips and go shhhh
>>35362824
not sure if autistic or based
>>35356552
You'll know when you go through puberty.
>>35360904
u tried tho
>>35362793
>>35362793
NO shit
benching 1 plate for you is like benching literally half your body.
Try benching 1 plate when you weigh 60kg
>>35363300
>mfw ex fatty
>benched 1.5pl8 while i was fat
>aggressive cut to 65kg
>2pl8 bench
>all within 6 months
>>35358130
You should do paused deadlifts in front of him while smirking
>>35362385
Doing maxes I tend to sometimes make a high pitched "nnnnnffffWWEEEEEEEEP" sound involuntarily. I purposely just grunt and growl to mask it...
>>35362773
Yeah, you're pretty spot on.
Three months this month, still got a long way to go.
Merry Christmas, yall
>>35362712
Why not do the roll of shame?
>>35363311
>oh also i did 2g test blast
>>35352589
Been pinned down doing bench.... far too many times
>>35352804
Shit dude that sucks for you. You could always tell him get his own work out
>>35354031
We're all brehs, we help each other everyday to achieve our aesthetic dream physique.It's not bad to show the right way to a newfag.
>>35362243
WHO BE DRINKIN FROM MUH BOTTLE!??
>>35354779
Thank you hungry skelly
>>35364113
looks like his owner in the back is commanding him to kill
>>35356830
Werent you flaming people for not having a home gym yet you go to a gym yourself baka glad i can crunch meanies like you irl
>>35361300
My dad taught me how to lift when i was 7 your old man is a piece of shit anon
>>35363631
Please leave
>>35364187
What no I was saying a gym membership is better than a home gym for the most part.
>>35364331
>If your dad didn't teach you to lift a weight then he's a piece of shit
Using the machines
Today I named my blender Neil Patrick Stewart
>>35352589
Shadow boxed with 10 lb dumbells in my hands for cardio. Oh god.
>>35353874
Still better than using the Smith. Good job anon
>>35356552
That's what I'm saying, dude must have been a sperg or not have access to his dad's porn
>>35360721
Someone took pictures of me once so he could probably wack off to them later and I almost beat his face in fight there. If they were making fun of me I would have gone full rage. Should have told them quit miring like the faggots they are.
>>35360858
Nah, that's just smart
>>35364331
This is the story of anon, the 4'11 midget
>>35356202
FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT THIS HAPPENED TO ME ONCE
>be at bouldering gym
>put my water bottle in my cubby and go climb
>come back to find someone opened mt water bottle, drank 3/4ths of it, and put it in their cubby which was two to the side of mine
>watched that shit like a hawk for the rest of the night
>it was this old dude who gives out unwanted advice even though he barely climbs v3s
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35354779
According to the size of the tiles, this guy is 5'1"
>>35352589
Not go
>weekday, tired af
>decide to go to gym because why not
>betterthanexpected.jpg
> decide to finish with 1pl8 bench press.
> I rack bar, don't pay attention
> mfw i only racked one side
>plate slides off as the bar drops on my head.
> bar hits head, plate hits floor
> no one in the gym feelsgood.jpg
>>35365279
According to your logic you're an idiot.
Wouldn't you go off the height of the door handle or toilet paper holder?
>yfw I'm 6'1
Not my autism, but saw this one today.
>three teenage skellies walk into gym
>only me and one other person there
>they go around doing single sets of random exercises
>all suddenly decide to take their shirts off
>spend more time flexing in mirrors than exercising
>one lays on bench with 5 lb dumbells
>starts dumbell benching
>one squats at his head and starts assisting him lifting the 5 lb weights by the wrist
>third guy straddles the one on the bench
>after every rep he soft punches the one on the bench twice in the gut
>they start yelling "you got it bro!"
>i cant help but stare at this retarded faggot trainwreck
>>35362712
When lifting failure is not an option, it's a requirement. Shouldn't be ashamed, can't get the full test response without going to failure.
>>35362824
That's not autistic, that's alpha.
>>35365876
carried a bench all the way across the gym
>>35358417
Fucking brutal
>>35359657
Go back to reddit
>be in gym
>only 3 stronk old men
>benching 137
>fail rep, roll of shame
>do it every week
>I am beyond shame
>old men intervene telling me I'm going to hurt myself and to use the smith machine
>try to explain that I do understand, but 137 isn't going to cause any damage and that the freeweight is better than smith, and my regular gym has no smith
>"okyoungwhippersnapper.jpg"
>>35360858
I do something similar.
Alternate between 3 different bars for every exercise if they'r e available.
>>35365876
pls be real
>>35355184
ventura here bb, lets do some "lifting" ;)
This thread triggered me bad. I've been trying to forget about this but it haunts me still eventhough it was years ago
>Be me, superweak chubby fuck just starting out
>Decide its time to become a man and make a bench pr
>lmao1pl8
>Scrounge up the courage to ask one of the gym regulars to spot me
>He says sure, we walk up to the bench
>I sit down, start changing the song on my phone to something suitable for PR attempt
>Completely zone out and forget the dude is waiting for me to start
>Sit there shuffling my phone for like two minutes
>Glance back, see the dude standing at the head of the bench
>Brain goes to full on autismo mode, forget I asked him to spot
>For some reason think hes using the bench and I'm in his way
>Quickly stand up and mumble something
>"S-s-sorry I didn't realize..."
>Start walking away, remember I asked him to spot me
>Start turning around but brain still in autismo mode so I just shuffle half a step backwards, and keep walking
>Manually walk to the locker rooms
>At the door I glance back and I see the dude still standing next to the bench
>There is confusion on his face but his eyes show nothing but disappointment as he looks at me
>I walk to the lockerrooms and realize my gym bag is next to the bench along with my water bottle
>I walk back, grab my bag and powerwalk out of the fucking gym
>Took me a week to gather the courage to go back
>Luckily never saw that dude again, switched gyms pretty soon afterwards
>>35366353
holy shit dude fuck
>>35366353
Legit laughed at this.
>>35366353
...lol what?
>>35366353
>>35366353
Dude..
>>35365876
Do you work out at a YMCA? I shit you not i have witnessed the exact same thing.
>>35366353
Holy fuck haven't laughed that hard in a while don't care if fake or not that was great
>>35365876
I can already tell that these guys were of pakistani origin.
>>35366353
>brain still in autismo mode
Seriously, what do you mean by this?
what's actually happening in your head to make you act like that
>>35366353
I'm dying
>>35366353
>>35366534
I don't fucking know man, its like part of your brain is trying to make you act like a normal fucking human bean and is yelling at you "you fucking mook go back, laugh it off, tell him you zoned out and just be cool" but another part is spazzing out bc of the shame and is like "just keep walking and don't stop until you hit quick sand and sink, everyone is looking at you and judging, they hate you and laugh at your failures". My social skills developed a bit late....
>at school gym in high school
>joined the football team my freshman year so trying to get stole
>when the coaches are testing our strength I'm blown away by the dude benching imao1plate
>get to the end of the workout and coach tells us to rack weights
>see a 100lb db sitting on the ground and decide I should rack it like a team player
>procede to slam the db into the glass mirror right behind the tucking db rack
>somehow nobody saw me smash the glass as I shuffle away from the scene
>people ask about it but to this day the crack is still there cause nobody gave a fuck
>first time in gym
>full skelly mode
>no idea what im doing
>go to the seated leg extension
>start doing bicep curls with it
>working up a sweat
>see one woman looking at me smiling
>smile back
>she laughs and comes over
>"what ARE you doing" she asks laughing
>Get really nervous because grill and the fact i realise im fucking up somehow
>think i'll act alpha and be confident about what im doing
>just awkwardly blurt out, "im DOING my job"
>Continue to curl the leg extension whilst looking at her
>she gives me the weirdest look
>fuckmylife
>I finish on the machine
>feel like everyone is looking at me
>get the fuck out of there
>go to new gym
The worst thing is i did the same bicep curl on the same leg machine for 3 straight sessions until someone told me
>>35352861
post the pic anon
>>35366591
Broscience life literally made a parody where he showed how to curl on a leg extension. Never thought someone will actually try it.
During rest periods:
>Idly re-arrange weights on the weight tree
>Pace up and down the gym and/or around the rack
>>35366591
>just awkwardly blurt out, "im DOING my job"
mfw
>>35366353
>>35366591
Many kekels are being had
>>35352589
Sandbag squats
>>35356492
what
