Have your gains gotten you laid?
Share stores anons
one day this girl liked me because i was buff
then we fucked
awesome right???
>>>/b/
go get your nuts off elsewhere fgt
My gf and I go to the gym everyday now and she pretty much fondles me when my body is "weak" from the work out.
Its good shit man.
>be buff
>have buff gf
>get laid after workout
Living' the dream.
Had a good (girl) friend who was dating some other dude. We saw each other after 3 months and during that time I got noticeably bigger. She thought I was really hot, broke up with her boyfriend and we fucked and are now dating and fucking regularly. For me it actually worked like the retards expect it to.
Girls approach me more often now but lifting doesn't improve your social skills
>>35345339
>tfw no buff gf
my god man, 95% of girls are either skinny fat, fat or hungry skeleton..wtb one gf into yoga at least.
>>35345116
Just got some poon last night from a grill mirin my buns
>mfw leggings got me laid
Made it easier to get hotter chick's for sure
>>35345116
Im still weak af but normies will notice my arms chest
One girl, she was a persian qt kinda like in pic related, asked me why my veins were popping out. Im like idk and rushed away
Maybe if i get big enough ill fug her...
>>35345339
I'd be fun to workout with girls yea. Teach them to skwat. Of course some personal trainer beat me to the punch ;"(((
>at party
>dancing with visiting friend of a friend
>we go outside
>start making out
>we sit down
>asks if I want a back massage
>hell yeah I do
>she starts massaging my back
>'wow anon, your back is solid, thick, tight'
>mfw
She didn't let me smash because her friend who she was staying with had a thing for me and she said she'd feel bad -_-
Back in the day, I was 21 and hooked up with this older white chick that was in her late 40s I met at this bar.
After fucking we laying there talking. I pass out and fall asleep.
I wake up in the morning smelling breakfast cooking and hear the broad I was fucking talking to someone.
I get dressed and wander slowly to the kitchen.
The broad I was fucking was cooking breakfast in her bathrobe.
Sitting at the table was her two kids. I had remembered she said she had 2 kids, but didn't recall the ages.
They were about the same age as me. The daughter I remember was like 18 or 19, the son was about a year or so older than me.
Both of them looking at me with no expression.
It was pure 100% awkwardness like you would not believe. I felt like I was one of kids.
I knew that they knew I had been fucking their mom last night. We did a bunch of loud dirty talking and making noise.
That shit was pure weirdness.
I put a shirtless picture on tinder and this girl messaged me and visited me the same night. we had sex.
No, my gains gave me the confidence to go and talk to girls, which got me laid.
/thread
>>35345569
Are older women really that easy?
>>35345569
lmfao
I haven't noticed. I did ok when I was skinny fat and I do ok now
>>35345569
Holy shit i can feel the awkwardness.
>>35345399
go to a yoga class
>>35345128
Same thing happened to me
Dude!
What are the odds?
>>35345629
Not that guy but yes
>>35345399
Implying hungry skeleton isn't best?
I'm seriously moving to france solely for my fetish of fucking extremely thin/anorexic girls, that thigh gap man.
>>35345713
Lmao for real dude? What country are you in right now? I wanna fuck north African girls in France there's tons of slutty Algerians there
>>35345380
hypergamy at its finest
>>35345399
I've dated a few, they have fucked up tempers.
It could be the few that i've dated but they always got so angry over nothing. Like having an extra 15lb muscle on the average girl was an excuse to yell about everything.
Never again bros.
Truth be told, just find someone who you connect with, don't try fulfill some kind of categorized fetish by dating a particular girl.
anyway that's my feels for the day. Just popped into the thread to see what was up.
Good luck out there bros.
>>35345380
Wait til she does it to you lol
>making a whore into a housewife
you fucked up
>>35345399
try to find one that plays a sport that you would consider clasicly girly, i.e. gymnastics, yoga, ice skating, cheerleading, even synchronized swimming. they will all be more fir than your average gril if they were at all into the sport. and they already have a built in love for some kind oh physical activity and a drive to do well in a physical endeavor.
I've been flirting with this chick who used to ice skate and damn, her figure is incredible, great ass and legs, nice tight waist from all that core strength, and decent arms. She's made me prefer fapping using only my imagination again
>>35345116
Yes. But then she realized I was an autist and regretted ever getting involved with me lel.
>>35345569
>yfw you gave them another sibling
>>35345116
>be lardass.
>have hots for female friend, no balls to ask her out, no self confidence.
>Lose contact with her over the years.
>Have health scare.
>Nazi Dr (I swear, this fucker was Colonel Klink) tells me I'll be dead at 50 if I don't do something, tells me he doesn't think I'll succeed.
> Start running, start lifting, start eating right.
> Fast forward a few years.
> Now fit, now swole.
> Bro posts picture of me on FB tagged, without me knowing.
> Female friend sees it, friends me, get to talking, go out.
> She's a full on gym bunny.
> She..fucking...LIFTS.
> She's impressed.
> Shes so fucking impressed.
> Jumps me first night we're together.
> We're now going solid.
> Gym together.
> Meal prep together.
> Fuck each others brains out.
Boys, I'm living the dream.
>>35345569
>Not getting the young girl's number
You've failed me
>>35345569
>stuff that didn't happen
>tfw no gf
>>35345116
My gains? No. My confidence from making gains did though so I guess that counts.
>>35345569
I'm 31.4159265% sure that's a Brandi Love porn plot.
>>35345584
This sounds awesome
getting layed is easy
finding love is very hard
>>35347059
this
met up with a girl who also happened to be a weightlifter
>dem abs
>dat ass
>small tits
got used like the literal dick i am
>tfw got a glimpse of what love is from her
idk, i was on a date with a girl i knew from 5 years ago
we sat outside in a heated garden and it didnt go so well but then we switched to sit inside when seating was free
i took my jacket off and i had a fairly tight shirt on and that's the point where she said "oh god, you really have changed, havent you"
from there on out the evening went buttery smooth
>tfw girls think I'm buff and attractive and flirt with me
>too autistic to do anything about it
>>35347089
Have you not memorized the lines /fit/ told you to?
>>35345557
She was leading you up to a threesome.
You fucked up, senpai.
>>35347113
I dunno man, it's just stuff like "ayy gurl wan sum fuk?" just don't gel right with me, you know what I mean?
Yes
Costco, walmart, walgreens, 7/11
No
>Was super skinny guy at school. KV
>started gym
>2 years later met up with some former clsssmates
>they were the 'big' guys back then
>Now im ahead of them but still KV
>conversation leads to stories of getting laid in college, festivals
>everyone contributes something except for me
>>35345116
my ottermode or 6pack gains is the thing that got me laid. Woman dont care that much about size
> 2015
> getting laid
> not being too autistic and ugly for women to even know you exist
its like you folks don't want to be free
>>35345116
I can go on a million first dates but can never get a second one or get laid. Whats the problem here? Am I awkward as fuck? How do I improve this. they always seem to lose interest
>>35347187
You gave 0 iseful information here, but I'm guessing you're either wayy too nice or a horndog during your dates.
My gains made my gf insecure and she left me. 7 year relationship too..
Did I fall for the fitness meme?
come around and hear my tale bros.
a little more than a year ago a disc in my spine slipped pretty hard after years of excessive computer use (10 hours a day easy) and this happened after a week binge of gta online sitting in a shitty sofa (not even a good game ffs), anyway after this I got pretty depressed and shit but after a few months of so much pain, moving was so painful but my weed addiction pretty much saved me forcing me to take pretty long walks, but I remember a time in being in so much pain I had to sit down on a rock pretty much in the open and i felt so ashamed of smoking in public but I did it to ease the pain.
anyway a after a few months of that I got enough and I found this board and a week later I started the gym and made some pretty sweet gains with a routine I picked up from a routine thread which didnt involve squatting nor diddlys or spine pressing stuff and made some sweet gains and then decided to get a surgery, but that meant stop lifting for a year. Half a year passes and its summer and i havent lift for a half a year and looking very dyel, but like an idiot i take off my shirt while chilling in the open (we take our lunch breaks in a very secluded area of the zoo i work at) and like an idiot a girl mires me hard for some reason, and that night tells my friend that she wants to fuck me so hard because of my body, she was my first fuckbuddy and we lasted half a year until i ended it a few weeks ago because the fuckbuddy game is not for me
>>35347200
i pay for dinner
I have a really weird sarcastic dry sense of humor
I pretty much go to every date high on drugs
I am sexually aggressive if a chick comes over
I make them laugh and don't look bad.
I usually can't wait to leave the date because I find them horribly boring
theres some insight
>>35347222
>I pretty much go to every date high on drugs
What was the point of posting the rest of that shit
>>35347222
how tall are you?
>>35347222
>i pay for dinner
>I pretty much go to every date high on drugs
>I usually can't wait to leave the date because I find them horribly boring
these
>>35347222
stop smoking cigs
stop paying for dinner
stop dating girls that are boring
>>35346134
Good for you m8
You m8 it
>>35345116
No, I live with my parents in a small town and I don't have a job that keeps me around people.
God I have to move out and get on Tinder or some shit. I'm gonna become a wizard at this rate.
>>35347257
you are literally me mate
>>35347238
>implying I can't function on drugs
but for real I can't. Ive become a train wreck. Need to get cleanish
>>35347239
6'3''
>>35347243
why would I not pay for dinner?
>>35347245
where do i meet non boring chicks? tinder sucks
>>35347257
do tinder. it helped me get out of my shell
>>35345116
>be exactly one month ago
>in the middle of losing my v card
>she feels my ribs
>"omg anon you're so skinny"
>i physically stop and process the comment
>shes ask whats wrong, I say never mind and shut up cause I'm not an autist looking for an argument and i just wanna get laid
>we keep fucking but the comment dwindles in my head and turns me off, don't end up cumming
I've been lifting for two years and am 78kg, up from 55kg in 2013. Still don't know how to feel about this.
>what a weirdo
>[insert autism]
>girls leave
became
>that guy is fit as fuck
>[insert autism]
>girls leave
th-thanks
Was at a festival. Took acid before the first band we saw. Before the band played some chick kept feeling me and saying I was hot. We danced and she molested me while I was getting high as fuck. Made out plus lots of groping then i just straight bounced. I was too fucked up to deal with her super agresiveness. But similar stuff happends sometimes at parties
>>35347222
>i pay for dinner
this is the biggest no-go in dating
I get the "you invited me so its reasonable you pay too" argument.
But you have to see it in terms of a mental investment.
If the girl has to pay she has something to loose.
>"I went to dinner with this shit guy and I payed for it" is not something people will tell
>"I went to dinner with this shit guy, he payed for everything" -girls laughing.jpegIf
its the same as inviting someone over, its easier for the person you invited since you have to perform, not her.
>edit photos
>put on tinder
>meet girl in person
>tells me I look smaller than she expected
>tell her I look better without clothing
>go to her apartment after dinner
>tells me I don't even look like i lift
>still fucked
mfw
I hear people saying that their gains always attract young teens.. so like how big do you have to be for this to start happening?
>>35347339
Damn. Im a fuckin skinnycunt used to weigh 120 now I weigh 160 but STILL look skinny and small as fuck shirtless.
Its like FUCK. Im just waiting for that FUCKING day I look manly enough to not hide behind a shirt.
>>35347354
dude... fuck you
>>35347358
girls pull shit like that all the time
>>35347354
also
>I was 18
>she was 27
>>35347356
Dude the day you look manly enough is the day you decide you are.
120 to 160 is fucking impressive and you probably look bigger than you think (unless you just got fat). You're probably suffering from a little bit of body dysmorphia.
Trust me, go met up with old friends or something, I can guarantee you the first words to come out of their mouth will be something along the lines of "you got bigger". After that you politely tell them thank-you and then fuck them senseless.
Gains never did, i used to get laid just as much when i never hit the gym.
Truth is, girls don't really give a fuck, they'll fuck you as long as you are handsome and kind of funny.
I do get compliments now though during after and before secks that they love my body etc. My sexual performance has also vastly improved. Too bad they are all bitches and the ones i could imagine living with are still not going for assholes like me.
>>35345959
>try to find one that plays a sport that you would consider clasicly girly
This man gets it. Ballerinas especially. Their shit is extra tight.
>>35345699
Where does one meet these older women?
HOW DO YOU PEOPLE FUCKING GET LAID
HOW IS IT SO FUCKING EASY
ALL YOU PEOPLE JUST LIKE HURR YEAH I GET LAID JUST AS MUCH
I'VE WORKED OUT RELIGIOUSLY FOR 5 YEARS I STILL GET SHIT FROM WOMEN WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT WHY IS THE WORLD SO UNFAIR.
TELL ME WHAT TO DO, TELL ME FUCKING NORMIE
>>35347466
download grindr
My gf has a qt muslim friend, She always flirts with me and touches my arms/abs when my gf is not around. Should i give her the D.
>>35347466
step one: Don't be a beta phaggot, don't even need to be alpha. Just have some confidence.
step two: get tinder and swipe EVERYONE right.
step three: message people you think look slutty
step four: Don't mention sex, take them out for dinner, see where it goes. If you fuck, you fuck. If you don't, continue it and maybe turn it into a relationship.
it's not rocket science
pic related, don't be this guy
>>35347451
tinder/grindr/craigslist
>>35347466
you sack up and approach girls until you get laid. Then you come back here and brag about how she loved your body and how it's so normal for you to have this happen
>>35347466
you are not alone, i know that feel bro
>>35347466
>treat girl like an asshole and show no respect for her
>Fucks me within a week
>Friends give me an intervention of how I'm being an asshole
>Start treating her like a person because of this
>"sorry I don't feel the same way that I used to before"
>girl in college hits on me
>we get to bed instantly, do nothing but fuck for weeks
>start to realize we actually have things in common, enjoy spending time with her
>start talking to her like a human being, not a walking fleshlight
>she barely talks to me for months, we haven't fucked since
confidence and cockiness
>>35347500
>taking girls on a hookup app out to dinner
>>35347466
All you have to do i look them in the eye and smile. This is the key. But be warned if you have fucked up Teeth you will fail hard.
>>35347466
Dont think about it.
That's it. Don't think about it too much and you'll fuck bitches. And i don't mean mentally repeat "I'm not thinking about it" over and over in your head, cause that's just as bad as thinking about it. The reason being I reckon is because losing your virginity is so much less of a big deal than you think. After you've lost it, you're still the exact same person you were before, you've just got your dick wet once. No changes whatsoever, no superpowers granted, no gigantic adrenaline rushes, no news stories about you, nothing. Nothing changes. This is why i think many of you struggle to lose your vs because you over think every single part of it. Train yourself to be chill about it and you'll get laid in no time
>>35347522
>still getting laid
>>35347132
Kek'd
>>35347531
Not to mention you will wear a condom so your dick will be wet in your own semen.
>>35347574
Pull it off and blow your load on her face like a normal human being
>>35345380
Idiot, you dont wife those hoes
>go to female friends party
>get really drunk
>she used to grope my arms before I even started lifting
>been lifting for half a year and she hasn't seen me
>end of the night everyone has left except us two and shes stripping my clothes off like a rapid dog
>we have a shower and I'm staring at myself in the mirror while she gives me head and runs her hands all over me before we fuck
feels alpha and weird bros
>>35347531
can you fake not being a virgin when you have sex...
like first time sex with a new partner is always sort of awkward and such, right? how can i fake knowing what I'm doing? tell her to ride me? doggy style and its all instinct?
plz advise.
>>35347742
Sex isn't that complicated, basically the mentality I use with sex is you're trying everyhing to make her feel good, because nothing is better than sex when the girl is loving your cock. Be rough in moderation, shits easy dog. Fuck her silly, but still fake some romanticism here and there. Pay attention to what she likes, nipple nibbling etc. Missionary is fine don't stress about positions
>>35347742
Do the opposite
Say you're a virgin and make her show you everything
Girls actually like doing that
I tell them I'm a virgin often even when I'm not, it's just an easy way of getting her to tell you how she likes it
>>35347330
Dayum, dildohitler got back!
>>35347500
You say this shit but i'm not a moron, i've asked girls out
but then in this thread we have guys telling us about how girls just start 'touching their arms' or 'just were all over me' it didn't seem like they had to do shit
i'll keep trying but it does truly seem like the guys who get laid don't work for it, they're just themselves and girls like them. then the rest get nothing
phew did i really type that all out. time to have a glass of water iguess
>>35345116
Yes but it hasn't brought me happiness.
>>35345116
No because I'm still an autist. I'm trying noporn to try and fix this, I'll report back if it works.
>Talk casually to women
>Don't display neediness
That's literally it
The worst thing women know is when you need them or actually care about them
Just start treating them like children
>>35347742
same guy from >>35347531 here
You can fake it easily, but its not worth it. see >>35347790
Really its not that awkward if its your first time with that particular partner. You gotta remember that shes just as horny as you are so if you're a bit lost shes gonna notice and help you out. Chicks like that.
I can guarantee your first time will consist of two positions and two positions only: missionary and reverse missionary (her on top). Cancel out doggy style. One thing you've probably underestimated is how tiring sex is. You're used to fapping, which can be hard work at times, but nothing compared to sex which involves your ENTIRE body. You'll get exhausted very quickly, so missionary and reverse are the best positions for losing it cause they require the least effort, though its still far from nothing.
> be 19
>2010
> used to work out heaps, train almost everyday.
> 2 "rest days" consisted of a leisurely 10km hike.
> Be at uni lab.
> carrying some equipment to my table, stopped and asked something by tutor.
> classmate in the table next to me absent mindedly touches my arm and run her finger along my tricep to my forearm.
> shit was so cash.
> beta'd out like the faggot I am
>Get depressed 2 years later.
>Hated myself
>dropped out of uni, became a borderline NEET.
>started lifting 2 months ago.
> browse /fit/ to motivate myself.
> can't even finish my sets.
shoot me pls
>>35347809
Because of their inner confidence, girls can smell that shit
Attraction is very much about what kind of energy you display, not so much what you say and do
You need to work your mindset into a different position, where girls liking you is the reality
>>35347531
thanks man but i'm not a virgin, I just lost it too a girl who cheated on me with three guys in three months. I don't think she liked me at all, I think she just sleeps with anyone yo.
but either way that was after being 'friends' with her for like 6 months hardcore.
Idk I go through periods of not caring at all, literally because I forget sex exists, I forget its so easy for some people. that's why I always get so despairing when i come across threads like this and it reminds me that actually i must just be so worthless compared to these guys who get laid. I dunno if relaxing helps because often i'm relaxed but nobody is interested in me, guys as well even. like to be friends and shit. fuck
>>35345116
Yes a couple of times, then I started going bald and that was that. At least I landed a cutie before I had to shave my head though
>>35347833
but i CAN be confident in certain situations, I might be more cautious and anxious as a person than most, but if I'm good at something I'll eventually get confident while I'm doing it.
Think about it, that's how we've all got to work. For human's not to increase confidence as a result of success, rather than be anxious indefinately, is just sort of saying that we don't respond to stimulus. if confidnece/anxiety are evolutionary beneficial adaptations, then they've got to respond to stimulus (i.e. how good you know you are at something.) we all start out nervous to different degrees around girls, nearly all of us at least, then people GET confidence because girls choose them, while others fail because girls fundamentally aren't attracted to them. I'm not saying confidence isn't attractive, but that there is a lot more too it than JUST confidence and if you suck in all other dimensions it won't make a difference. most guys = confidence = they know they rock at something. I'm okay at public speaking, I don't get nervous at it any longer. my friends who get laid a lot --- still nervous
>>35347521
being an asshole gets you laid is my experience so far aswell, its really weird tho
>pic related
its in dutch but cant really be bothered to translate it
>>35347949
Anonette asks if anon is a faggot, anon confirms he is, the end
>>35347862
I can get behind this. Girlfriend booked us a budget holiday to Spain this February and it'll be the first time I've been abroad without my parents (been a poorfag for a good 5 years).
Very anxious about it, but I know from past experience it'll actually be fine after a couple of days.
>>35347966
thats one way to interpret it i guess
>be me working at retail clothing store
>on register
>70ish year old woman comes through line
>looks me dead in the eye and asks "Are you on the wrestling team?"
>I laugh and say "No, why do you ask?"
>She says "Cuz you've certainly got the physique for it"
>as I had her her bag she stares me dead in the eye, smiles really big and bats her eyes
>I don't even work out
We're all gonna make it bro's
>>35347147
What is KV? Kilovolts?
>>35348002
kissless virgin, come on man
>>35347257
Tinder is fuck all use in a small town, but I feel your pain. It's where I'm at, at the the moment, but I'm moving into a job elsewhere. Though it won't take me anywhere exactly teeming with people my age.
It's fucking hard to make use of any sort of gains when you don't have anyone to be social with.
Anyone here fuck around a nonfat 5.5/10 for their first time? I think I can pull it off but I feel like I can do better.
>>35347341
/thread
>>35348114
I did. I don't regret it since I went on to fuck better ones.
>>35345116
No.
My autism stands too stronk.
And abstinence gets in the way too.
>>35348114
If you could do better
You would have already
>>35348236
>implying this is accurate
>tfw ill never be with that qt gymnast
>>35347355
dude, you have no idea. I get jail bait checking me out all the time.
I'm only 19, but i'm military and there is strict policy to not fuck anyone under 18.
Missed a few chances with a couple 17 y/o because i cant.
I am decent size, i fit well in my shirts.
>At Dave & Busters
>5 minutes in and qt is staring at me
>Give her a little smile
>Throughout the night see her checking me out
>Tell friend she is checking me out
>Tells me she is probably underage
>About to leave and see her with her dad and can now tell she is underage
>>35348414
you are either very stupid or delusional, kid
>>35348414
I have a problem with telling how old a girl is.
I have dated azn my whole life.
Was dating a girl that was 20 when i was 17, and she looked 16.
So for some people it is easy to tell age, some it is hard.
>>35347466
I get laid a lot and I don't know how
all happend last week
>be at bar
>see some guy hitting on some chubby redhead
>she tells him to leave him alone
>he doesn't
>I confront him just for the fuck of it
>he start talking big, I stay calm and he leaves
>ignore readhead
>met her again at the next bar later that night
>she tells me I look like vin diesel( I don't)
>she kisses me
>I ask her to come to my place and she agrees
>fuck her at my place
>sit at home do nothing
>asian girl I exchanged numbers with 4 weeks ealier but never met with again texts me
>'I'm drunk and horny come over'
>go over and fuck her
also met some super cute 18yo and had a really nice date
>>35347330
>cleanish
Let's take a look at that word. It's the right direction but it shows just how unwilling you are to fully commit to what you know is the right thing. I'm not some st8 edge faggot who thinks drugs turn everyone into a junkie, I've done drugs and have gone off the deep end myself. Let me tell you, the worst thing to lose is your ability to commit to your decisions. You're here on /fit/ because you're going the right direction but you have to get a grip on yourself in order to make this, or anything you do for that matter, worth it. Don't get caught up.
>>35348535
Can you post a photo of yourself? I just wanna see if its all down to looks or not
>>35347833
This
You may think they are doing nothing. But their 'nothing' is something to the girls.
Women naturally able to pick up things in body language, etc that us men have to teach ourselves to be aware of.
>>35347862
I see your problem. Try to consider success with women in smaller fragments: That time you shared a smile with a stranger = Success; That time you called a girl naughty and she giggled = Success. Believe that you have the apparatus to do those things again and your confidence will grow.
>>35347466
This thread is such horseshit I swear. Every Chad who's getting laid would still be getting laid even if they were skeletons.
>>35347215
nice blog
>>35347339
She meant lean, IF you´re muscular.
source: girl said the same thing to me mid-fuck my delts are bigger then her head so I knew what she meant.
>>35349590
Yeah
Wanna kill them?
If we go down fighting at least someday they might feel some guilt and share the wealth
>>35349545
>>35349501
thanks but can you compare that with the 'guy who gets laid and doesn't even know how'
-- who literally has random chicks texting him JUST to fuck, people he spoke to once a month before?
And what, I'm meant to consider the time that 'one girl smiled at me' a success (i've never called a girl naughty because clearly I am not attractive to them)
>>35347949
>goet
Man, kom op.
Also wie is wie?
>>35349865
We're taking over /fit./ The elliot rodger council has decreed you are the board most ripe for takeover this christimas
>>35349837
I cringed.
>>35349958
>>35349950
>>35349865
ITT: Chad normies who don't belong here
>>35349976
Why do I get the idea that you don't lift?
>>35345380
That's great but don't ever become boyfriend and girlfriend. You can stay dating or FWB until you find someone worthy of your genes. Cock hungry simple minded women are not.
>>35345959
plus girls most girls have no incentive to or idea of dedicating themselves to anything (let alone the same partner) so having one that understands that is worth gold.
>>35349986
because you are an obtuse chad who just can't imagine anyone being unattractive to women despite having muscles?
>>35350151
So go bitch on /r9k/, this board is for people who WANT to improve themselves, not wallow in self-pity.
>>35349881
That guy has a perfect face and is confident as fuck. He gets all the pussy he could wish for and so he's hard to get. Girls are usually obsessive creatures and they get wetter than a wet nap thinking of what they can't have.
How is your social life? How much experience do you have with the opposite gender? Are you good at conversation and can you look people in the eyes? All these things are very important. If you expect to get laid without having friends or networks of people you hangout or party with then you're fucking delusional. Learn social skills and be confident, if you do that you will be charismatic and bitches loves charisma. Also helps if 6+/10.
>>35350151
Kill yourself faggot
>>35350233
Man I dropped a load of things in my life to try and focus on my social skills, still no go though. I've been recently diagnosed as genuinely autistic though and I'm mad and bitter at everything so that probably has something to do with it. But i'm mad and bitter because life is unfair, shits real yo, and people don't seem to notice. I'm mad that hoes keep me hanging on the hope that one day I might might might have sex or something but give it up to chad just because he exists
>>35350238
killed your dreams huh
>>35350288
>shits real yo
>>35347949
i cant read nazi, post a translation retard
>>35345557
>she actually said your back is thick, solid, tight
I don't think so, Jeff
Been married 15 years when I started lifting. Almost deadbeadroom. About 1 year into lifting the wife stops bitchin about my time at the gym and turns super horny all the time. Mfw getting fit makes me no longer attracted to my fat, horny wife
Also, on a business trip I Craigslist a couple in their 50s that want to be watched. She's really impressed with my squat legs and ends up sucking me off despite having a no-touching agreement.
>>35347222
Do you also have a nihilistic sense of humor?
>>35347466
I just posted an ad in CL and two horny milfs already reply. I guess keep trying.
>>35350482
Whet did the husband do?
>>35350629
He was cool. I think it was his idea and she was just going along at first. But damn, she got a look in her eyes and I knew she was dying to have me in her mouth.
They whispered to each other off to the side, changed the rules, then she went to town on me.
The guy stood right beside me and watched her intently then got behind and did her doggy-style and came in about 30 seconds.
>>35348114
I fucked a hideous 3/10 i regretted it so much
>>35350564
Yes. Mainly from my extreme social autism and drug abuse
>Be security guard
>Be at work
>Work well known area for qts to flock
>See qt3.14
>Ask for her number least autistic way as possible
>"i have a bf"
>lesadfrogmeme.png
And this my friends is how i spend my week
>22 years old
>still virgin
Darkness just take me
>>35350778
dont bother asking
chasing girls is a waste of time. quite literally, you are not accomplishing anything of value by chasing all these people.
>>35350288
Well there is your answer. Find a way to break your viscous cycle of hate and channel it into something productive, artistic or creative of some sorts. Women are attracted to passion, but this still requires your social skills. If you can articulate your passion in an introspective and resonating way that will make women wet in their panties. Don't confuse this for tipping the fedora. And lifting doesn't count as a passion. I'm sorry bb fags.
>>35347978
>tfw you realize she means sumo wrestler
>>35349890
ik ben groen, lijkt me duidelijk
fuck spelling gek
>>35350317
>>35347949
>its in dutch
dutch isn't german you absolute cunt
It's hard to say because when I started lifting I also started doing other things to take care of my appearance (got nicer, better fitting clothes, whitened teeth, paid more attention to haircuts, etc).
I think it's contributed.
>>35347949
>goet
>mattie
>g
That's not being an asshole, that's just retarded.
Mugool.
>>35350999
vergeet niet je fedora te tippen man
>>35347187
> just have fun, if she is laughing she is having a good time.
> don't be too seriouse, keep the conversation interesting
> if she is a little nervouse, take it as a good sign she's into you.
> don't be a creep
>>35351028
Fedora? We leven niet in amerika.
Being an asshole works surprisingly well.
I told a girl that her makeupless facebook picture scared the shit out of me while her friends were there.
I saw the humiliation on her face and her friend got mad at me but she still mires and sends me messages.
Felt bad though.
>>35351178
i once told a girl that my sperm on her face would look well on her, she just went with it
we even fucked that night
>>35351350
That's wife material right there
i've been lifting for 2 years and 4 months now and i've never spoken to any girl outside of school about anything other than school stuff
>>35345339
Sorry about the gains goblin brotato
>>35351455
sign up on a dating site man, i was in the same boat as you, finally went with signing up to a dating site and then fucked quite a lot of women, it seriously does boost your confidence
>>35351503
>dating site
>fat girls, single moms, and people with issues
not him but i'll pass.
>>35351522
a lot of them are i agree, not all tho
in general you've gotta work your way up in life, this also sort of holds true for dating
you start at the bottom
>>35351550
id rather be dead than settle for scraps
or single
im not going to be "that guy" who fucks whales at the bar.
>>35350333
it's a meme you dip
>>35350578
What does this sort of ad look like anyway? What do you post?
>>35351591
i get that you don't wanna fuck whales, i wouldn't do that either
i also never said you should fuck a whale
anyway, i went this route when i still was a KV and it did well for me. doesn't mean someone else should take that route aswell
just my 2c
>>35351662
I would never be able to live with the memory that I fucked a fat or ugly girl.
no, not happening.
>>35347360
Yes, that's why nobody respects them or you.
>>35351699
just watch bbw porn until you trick yourself into liking them
why do you think /fit/ is gay?
>>35351847
I refuse to be like the guys on /fit/ that claim to fuck tons of girls, but you just know they are fucking ugly fat cows
I mean come on, you see the CBT threads, no way these people are sleeping with anything above a 5/10, no offense.
>>35351869
your loss m8, I'm legitimately attracted to cute fat girls. and they give the best head. would never date one though, that's gross
>>35351882
well yeah, I take great care of my body so I could never fuck someone that treats their body like shit (or has a body that looks like shit)
same with girls that smoke, gross.
>>35345569
Fuck ive never laughed so hard on fit. You a fukken legend mate
>>35347187
Having a good looking body is supposed to make you confident, the confidence you gain from your brand new ripped bod will make girls interested.
Your body doesn't really do anything else than get you attraction, your personality and interests are what make someone want more.
Or you know, just go for sl00tz, then you just need good looking clothes that show off your good side and a smile that knocks pillars down and you're good to go.
>tfw hook up with qt I know from last job
>tfw she leaves my place
>tfw I know it was just sex but still spend the next 3 days fantasizing about our life together and feel like shit
happens every time. I can get laid but cannot get a girl to commit to me
>>35347222
Well I found your fucking issue, if you're bored it shows, if your boredom shows you become boring or viewed as an elitist. Either of these is what fucks you up the ass.
>>35351912
I'm still dyel. will I stop being attracted to bbws when I make it senpai
>>35351961
I really don't get this, why would you want anything more from a girl than sex? I've fucked quite a bunch of girls but I always wish I just stayed home right after I ejaculate because I just lose all interest in the girl
>>35351982
do whatever you like. my opinion shouldnt affect you.
I like fit girls but they are stuck up. what can you do.
>>35345116
Not yet, this girl snapping me every night tho such a gains goblin stealing my sleep. How do i fug her and get enough sleep brehs?
>>35351996
I wasn't asking your permission lol. yeah in my experience hot girls who are fully aware they're hot are the worst
I used to hook up with this instagram model chick, about 20k followers and maybe the flakiest girl ever. used to be on pills too
>>35352021
well most girls arent useful for anything but having a vagina.
i'd like an interesting girl that is also hot, but i'd have better luck finding a unicorn riding a dodo.
>>35351992
people are different bro. Some just wanna bust a nut, others want deeper meaning in interaction with women. Nothing wrong with either.
When I was early 20s I just wanted to fuck too, but after awhile pussy isn't enough and start to get lonely
>>35347721
lolololololol
Lol
IRL
>>35352085
You probably hit the nail on the head, I'm 24 at the moment. What you said sounds logical
>>35350800
bro theres still hope. I lost my virginity 3weeks ago to a 7/10 swedish girl
I'm 23
>>35350800
Lost my virginity at 22, there's still hope bro
>>35345629
Women are like dog shit - the older they are, the easier they are to pick up
I actually got a handjob from one of my grandfather's caretakers because of my body, lel
>Go over to visit my grandfather at his house
>Meet new caretaker, this Russian 40 year old who's kind of attractive for her age
>She compliments me on my body when I'm there
>Make a joke that she shouldn't be shy and to touch it
>Days later, come back with my dad to take grandfather to appointment
>She's there
>Dad goes with grandfather so I'm alone with her
>Small talk on the couch, start getting touchy
>I put her hand on my dick
>Get a quick hj, she wipes it up with some tissues
Feltgoodman, I told my dad that she does a good job so she should stay.
>23
>still a virgin
>been working out a few months
>can already see my gains through my shirt
>because i'm only 5'9"
>in the state of Texas
>mfw girls still don't mire most likely because i blend in with the ground to them
I'm done for bros.
Been lifting for almost 9 years, but have sorta fallen off the wagon in the past year or so. Been focusing on playing music in a band, but definitely don't look dyel.
Anyways, after band practice having drinks with the band. Meet a female friend of the band, bang her that night and continue banging her for a month. She'd always rub my back, lay on my pecs and was constantly squeezing my arms; always told me how much she loved my arms.
Shit was pretty cash, easily the most outright admiration for my gains so far.
MFW she'd compare me to her ex and call him a nerd with "scholarly" hands
MFW I'm a scholarly nerd
I don't have a job or go to uni so i'm basically a broke bum who lifts
>Spend my time practicing game on MeetMe
>Am a 7+/10
>Just dumped all the nudes out my phone and in a folder in my pc bc phone memory
>Literally had over 300 nudes from july
>Imagine if that was IRL girls holy fuck
>CANNOT WAIT to start uni this spring
>Taking out student loans for an apartment, mainly so I can get laid so whatever
>>35350800
Me too. Ur not alone
>>35350800
Im 25.
>>35352453
>>35352637
Get some ritalin or an addy
Down 4-5 shots within the first 30 mins you take the amphetamine
Go to any random bar and you'll be social as fuck I promise you
Next day you'll wake up in a woman's bed
If not, repeat until success.
>>35352386
How old are you?
Im startin uni late, kinda big, and all i do is cyber with girls on omegle
Still kissless virgin, but ego is boosted
>>35352695
I used to do the omegle thing but the wear and tear of countless hours of wasted time and edging is too much for me, no longer lol.
I've fucked 4-5 girls and I just turned 19 3 months ago.
Attending uni in the spring, only has like 5k students though.
Dream school is Florida State though so plan to attend after first 2 years at uni and then transfer there.
I'm 7x5.5 lengthxgirth and last girl I fucked was like "youre so big" so I don't have any problems showing my cawk haha
Bro literally all you have to do is attend parties. srs.
The third girl I fucked, was literally on the fucked beach. Yes, ON THE BEACH at like 2 am during spring break.
Lucky we didn't get the cops called for being sex offenders lol.
But srs, drunk girls are easy af.
I plan on getting a fake ID soon and literally just going to the bars around an hour before closing time and getting some drunk girl to take me home.
If you look good, are aesthetic, and lift, sex is easy af.
All you have to do is expose yourself.
That's where most guys have problems is putting themselves out there.
>>35352695
Not that guy, but I used to cyber with girls on omegle a lot mate.
Good times overall. Easy to get addicted and spend hours at a time without cybering a girl, though, in my case. Then of course there's the ones that get you halfway then dc.
>>35345569
>not propositioning the daughter and mom for a threesome
Anon, you really missed your chance
>>35347132
subtle keks
>>35352231
She probably does that to your grandfather too. Job security.
How does it feel to be fake and gay anon?
>>35347147
just make shit up dude, fake it till you make it
Are people really falling for the meme that you shouldn't pay for dinner?
Are people really falling for the meme that you should pay for dinner?
How to get laid if I still live with my parents?
>tfw
>>35352890
Never thought about it but yeah I don't doubt it
>>35353523
I know this feel, bruh
>work with qt from Germany at my job
>she was only there till December 18th
>she lives with a host family
>I live with my parents
>she VERY CLEARLY wants to bang
>don't move forward with it because where would we bang?
Oh well.
>>35353601
FUCKING HOTEL/MOTEL YOU SPERG
>>35347341
bingo
>>35347949
dit is echt een kanker mogool dit
>>35347346
>"I went to dinner with this shit guy and I payed for it" is not something people will tell
You sure m8? There's a bunch of interview clips of women bitching about that sort of thing
>>35347481
YES. I fucked a brown Muslim girl and that pussy was god-tier
>>35354012
>brown
>muslim
>>35354012
are muslim girls DTF?
was talking to to this girl >>35345467on fb today she was asking me what i was doing during the break and if i was single n shiett
should i try going for it or is it a waste of time
>>35345116
>got buff
>got noticed
>got fucked
CRAZY SHIT RIGHT?!
>>35354052
enjoy getting blown up by her father anon
Sometimes after I pay for an expensive outing for me and my wife's son she says I might get to have sex with after she finishes playin board games with our family friend Demarcus while I work on my hobbies out back in the work shed.
She's a good wife
>>35354214
lol the wife's son meme never gets old
>>35354052
>>35354012
I fucked a hot persian chick with blue eyes for 4-5 months, but broke it off because she caught feelings and got jealous when I hooked up with other girls. god-tier pussy, massive tits and blue eyes, shit was pretty cash desu senpai. If she's hot I'd definitely recommend you go for it.
>>35354098
never had any issues like that. her dad never met me but im pretty sure he knows she was hooking up with a white guy.
>>35352231
good man
>>35346134
gonna post bod m8?
>>35354214
what in the fuck is a "Family friend."
That seems so weird to me I guess because I'm not married. Is that just a person that both members of the marriage are friends with?
>>35347341
Sauce on that pic?
Which wikhow article is that?
>>35347215
If this was green text, I would of read this novel
>>35354538
ganna see where this takes me
i think she's pretty cute, prob 6 by /fit/ standards
i'm pretty socially retarded myself, by for some reason she still doesn't get turned off by this, good sign she likes me more than a friend right?
>>35347128
>Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a large bone for you to examine.
>>35346134
congrats m8
you made it
>>35345557
>solid, thick, tight
Maybe she was just into meeming on le ebin 4chan
>>35347059
SO MUCH FUCKING THIS.
Sorry. I'm yelling again.
>have oneitis
>be small
>get big
>now oneitis just fucks with my head by switching from flirty to uninterested .
so just fuck me up
>>35347170
Ha.
>crying inside
>>35347341
Keking hartily.
>>35347341
>>35347341
oh man, this
>>35350805
I...
I almost completely agree with this.
>>35355970
Hey, here ya go bruh. This should help ya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY3rT2N1Ecs
>>35350778
>>35350805
>asking for girls' numbers
>chasing women in general
yeah don't do this, I basically treat every girl I meet like a bro and at some point they end up forcing me to take their phone numbers. I disregard the idea of dating them entirely and show almost no sexual interest besides innuendo jokes, and they end up just taking initiative
alot easier on the mind anons
>>35352797
oh god it took me so long to break the addiction to this. the compulsive clicking through for a dopamine rush is horrible.
>lose over 70 pounds
>get a degree
>projected to make over 100k
>still can't keep a woman's interest
feels bad family
>>35345116
>2 years ago
>done SL + gomad, not even finished cutting
>out by the community pool
>see a pretty solid looking tanned chick with curly black hair, skinny, nice smile, piercing eyes, about 5'7"
>she's in a blue bikini
>start conversation with her, and talk for literally hours, have fun in the pool etc
>mfw i was always kind of awkward, but this time i was just going for it because i wanted to, and it went well
>invite her to my place that night (pretty confident, but a small part of me was like oshitwtfareyoudoingnigger?)
>she says okay, i'll see you at 8
>comes over, she looks beautiful, sexy, yet classy all in one in the dress she's wearing we eat 7/10 dinner i cooked, and watch movie
>15 minutes into move, i'm like yeah fuck this, and get closer to her, we start making out, passionately
>tops off, pick her up, back to my bed, eat out her glorious cunt
>fuck her then and there
>fuck her no condom (oshitwtfnigger)
>she keeps saying my body is perfect
>she's really really into it
>i'm really really into it
fucking glorious sex with her for the next year or so til i moved away
Gat daym what a crazy gal she was
