How do i achieve this body?
>>35343791
>lots of cardio
>Photoshop
>good lighting
>good genetics
Pick three
>>35343791
Literally genetics and photoshop
>>35343791
genetics and fork put-downs
>>35343791
HRT
>>35343791
SS+gomad
>>35343791
Fruit diet
Squats and oats
step 1: be woman
>>35343791
fruit juice and sit ups
>>35343791
Be born female
Dont eat like a hippo
Lift heavy things every now and then
be female
get tan
get breast implant
don't eat
>>35345449
disgusting face
>>35343791
>>35345449
Have man face, buy tits, chop dick, done.
>>35346777
Not even true.
But sick trips.
>>35343791
>>35345449
Genetics and working out a bit.
>>35346777
Trips of fallacious nonsense.
>>35345449
fucking 10/10 genetics WHY ISNT THERE A RESTART MODE IN LIFE REEEEE
>>35345449
>>35345449
How does a human male even get a girl like that?
>>35343791
Genetics
>>35349437
money/fame
Some chloroform and she's all yours buddy
>>35349437
Well, she probably has her type and somewhere out there there is a guy that is exactly what she finds attractive.
>>35352755
so luck?
>>35353028
good facial aesthetics help
>>35345449
Jesus, is this female perfection? Can you even satisfy this without an 8x6 and a 7 figure bank account?
>>35345120
Oooooh yeah
>>35345449
Im 100% positive i could give her a good fuck, probably not keep her as gf, but im positive that if i get her to bed ill make her cum...
just dont have the finances to keep her around
better that way, these kind of bitches are better for a one time fuc
>>35353292
>>35349437
No. Don't forget:
>high test, but without baldness
>At least 6'5''
>At least a 1.7 shoulder-waist ratio
>Have to be older/more mature than her
>Social connections
>Confidence without cockiness
>Can't put you foot down in a relationship because she has tons of options, in other words, completely submissive to her wants
>Paradoxically with the last point, you still have to be the dominant one in social situations to make her feel like her man is the alpha
>Wanted by other women
>God tier facial aesthetics
>God tier sexual skills
I mean, there's probably more, but if there is even one item missing on this list, then you have no chance
>>35354049
loling
guaranteed her boyfriend is probably some asian beta manlet
https://www.instagram.com/aleguilmant/
>>35354059
Is there being an asian manlet? I'm one, but I ain't no beta faggot.
>>35354079
well i dont mean it harshly
just see girls that look like this all the time with really average looking dudes
>>35354075
She's on Weeknd's music video. The thought of that high pitched nigger with a pineapple head just talking to her makes me angry
>>35343791
We need to see a pic of you or we can't give you good advice
>>35354086
Really tho? Not being sarcastic, but I'd want an example.
Look at Taylor Swift. She has 6'6'' Calvin Harris with her. He seems to fit literally everything on my list. I'm actually pretty jealous of the guy, he must have zero insecurities. I mean, I'm probably smarter than him on a technical level, but still, this guy's life is every man's dream. Fucking DJ fucking taytay
>>35354125
Taylor Swift isn't exactly model tier though. Yeah she's way above average but not to the level of this woman.
>>35354049
all these fucking virgins putting girls on pedestals...
stop being a beta faggot and youll swim in pussy, seriously, theres plenty to go around
>>35354125
money can turn a 6/10 to a 9/10 given you have a good foundation.
be blessed by the creator, amen
>>35345449
Nice gyno faggot
>>35354125
>I mean, I'm probably smarter than him on a technical level
No, you're not. You're a basement dweller posting on a gay imageboard who believes he's smarter of probably the most renowned and successful DJ worldwide, and all this because you took some meaningless test in the loneliness of your cave, or for that good degree you scored in Calculus. No, you're not smarter than him.
>>35346777
>>35346895
>all this gayness
>>35353899
sure thing bad boy
>>35345449
Goddammit, she is so good looking.
Why even live if you don't have a gf who looks like a work of art?
>>35353194
>imblying
>>35354125
>I'm probably smarter than him on a technical level
hahaha
>>35354140
Money and fame transcend looks homie. Even if Taylor is only an 8/10 to you she's in the top 0.0001% of humans in terms of overall worth/value. Pretty sure she has the most Instagram followers out of the whole world (not to say social media is a good measure of value, but it counts when you dominate it)
>>35345449
THIS IS A SAFE PLACE
WE BUILD HOMES HERE.
>>35354238
>>35354280
Lel, why are you mad. I really am smarter than him, even if it's just IQ-wise. You know, being able to learn and develope new skills quickly is being smart faggot. Whatever you say man, I'm happy working in academia.
>>35354219
jokes on you, I was behind 7 proxies when I made that post :)
and avatarfagging is against the rules buddy
>>35354352
Sure thing, bud. Sure.
>>35354352
>I really am smarter than him, even if it's just IQ-wise
>really really smarter
>u r mad at me being smart
>I work in academia
>I develop quickly new skills and I'm smarter than a man more successful than me
>IQ-wise
hahahaha are you twelve? Because you really sound like one. For sure, you don't sound smart, not even in the slightest.
>>35354219
>>35354317
Thank God! You managed to got some blasphemous feminine nipples removed from this queer imageboard! God only knows how many have suffered from the view of that whore!
Only scooby is allowed to nipple on /fit/
>>35354440
I may sound like a faggot behind this keyboard, but rest assured that a high IQ was the best genetic gift that I inherited.
>College was fun as fuck, didn't have to study and I spent all day socializing.
>I got diamond in league effortlessly.
>I perfected my lifting/swimming form after just a couple of tries.
>I easily mastered the PUA/seduction lifestyle.
>Socializing is easy too
>Amazing motor skill, coordination and balance.
>Given that I'm athletic I can learn to be good at any sport in just a few weeks.
>Can Study any field and dominate it.
>Could've become doctor or lawyer
>Chose Successful CS career
>Work about 1 hour a day and make 90k yearly
>Good at sudoku
Believe whatever you want faggot, being naturally intelligent and clever has made my life great. I'm not famous true, but hey, people next to me sound stupid. Thanks mom for the high IQ :)
>>35354544
dope
>>35354544
how delusional can people be? what the fuck?
>>35355960
why are u so mad and jelly about what he's done>?
>>35354544
>>Comp Sci Degree
Literally the degree for anyone with half a brain and no drive. Hope the potential you wasted in life tastes good
>>35354544
>that's why im on 4chan on xmas eve
yeah no, fuck off autist
steron
>>35354544
>work 1 hour a day
>successful CS career
You aren't contributing to the field at all.
You don't work at a renowned organization or institution.
Also, if you are all those things that you said you are, why would you be so insecure? You should be able to get almost any attractive woman.
But in reality you are none of those things. You are a delusional waste of life.
