What's the dumbest thing you heard a fat fuck say about /fit/related (Dieting/exercise)? Stories?
>>35337487
>Why bother bodybuilding? It will just turn into fat when you are older.
>>35337487
>roids are injected in the body part you're going to work out; if it isn't worked out, it becomes fat.
anyone that has worked in the fast food industry can tell ya all the hopeless debby downers who try to justify why they're fat.
> I don't even eat that much
> proceeds to eat two combo meals with a arm sized cup of soda
>when telling him about the health risks of obesity
>'good thing I'm not obese'
>"Sandra you would look so fucking hot if you lost like 10 kgs"
>she doesn't reply
>all her fat friends harass me with the usual "ITS ALL ABOUT GENETICS HOW WILL SHE BE ABLE TO LOSE 10 KGS, NOT EVERYONE IS LIKE YOU"
>mfw l thought it was only a tumblr thing
>mfw her boyfriend is mad too
I'm not even lesbian but still, it's just her friends keeping her down
>>35337487
>don't squat, it's bad for your back.
>>35337901
you just had to squeeze it in
>oh look a grill
>>35337922
:^)
>>35337901
Keep up the good work
>>35337901
You go, girl!
>>35337487
>'I was walking around all day and burned like 900 calories!'
She's just ignorant. She didn't know that pedometer calorie counts are inaccurate. But when I told her, she just made a face and went "Oh, whatever!" like I was being a big spoilsport.
Fat people very often don't want to hear about the actual changes they have to make, even if they do want to lose weight. They like to pretend they're doing something about it without putting in the effort.
One male Gamestop employee to another qt3.14 female Gamestop employee:
>I don't want to lose too much weight. Some fat is good because it helps lubricate your muscles.
>Lift weights? I don't want to gain muscle -- I want to lose weight!
This is coming from a guy who isn't actually delusional about why he's fat. He just has no idea what he's doing.
>>35338748
I'm trying to lose weight! Nothing I try works! See? I'm eating healthy!
She's eating her favorite food. A mixture of Mac 'n Cheese with condoms mixed In......both fucking boxes in 1 sitting.
>>35339444
Corn dogs......seriously autocorrect? Condoms?
>>35339444
Seems healthy.
Don't know why it's not working. Though used condoms might work better.
>"When you get older you'll get fat anyway,so stop trying"
>>35338939
Reminds me of a great anon quote. "Why does every woman think she's going to do a bench press set and turn into rich piano?"
>>35339465
yeah but with used one you should take account of the 30kcal surplus per condom
>I really need to watch my weight because insulin can be expensive if I get diabetes
As in the only thing preventing this bitch from losing a foot is the cost of insulin. Fucking hell.
>*continues to eat "lean cuisine" that's nothing but sugar filled sauce, high carb pasta and grade F vegetables.
Why are people do retarded about nutrition!? It's not even hard.
>>35339455
faggot
>>35339861
Woah bro that's not OP
>>35338748
>it helps lubricate your muscles.
uwut
>>35337917
I have shitty discs because I tried to lift an oil barrel. My doctor tells me not to squat, deadlift etc. because it's bad for my back. I am gonna go with your suggestion that he's a dumb fattie instead.
2 weeks after starting working out
>I've gained 3kg, but it's muscle
>*literally shoves a piece of cake in his face 3 seconds later.
needless to say he's a 23 y/o fat kissless virgin and acts all depressed about it.
Eggs raise cholesterol
Fat is bad for you
Eat 6 meals a day to keep your metabolism going
Skipping a meal = metabolism crash and/or muscle loss
It's 3017-1001 guys, pls
>PETA over sexualize the chicken industry so I don't eat meat
>>35337901
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>>35337487
They said to me once: mix whey with milk for strength and with water for aesthetics
>>35340847
Kektop
>>35340390
lolwut
>>35340390
good stuff
>>35339444
Always practice safe eating. Be sure to douche your weights after a set.
Dont overdo it
>>35339969
Kek
I-I like you. W-will you go to the gym with me?
>>35341345
she mumbled something about KFC and a porn star
starvation mode
>there's no point going to the gym unless you're a bodybuilder, just go to the park and run or some shit
>>35337495
>>35337540
>>35337917
And from my workplace
"Cookies/brownies are OK"
I once made a large batch of cookies with peanut flour and a bunch of other gains related shit. It ended up being about 6 dozen, but the damned things didn't taste right to me. I brought them in, and between 4 women they ate all 5 dozen cookies in less than 2 hours. Sad thing was they all sugar crashed on something that had no added sugars. Never again.
"I'm stressed so I snack."
Bitch eats 4-5 hours of the workday at her desk, and then gets stressed over completing her paperwork.
"Stairs are mean"
Bitch, I just walked up stairs with a 60lb box on each shoulder, and damned quicker than you too.
"i just want to enjoy life, not be in the gym all day"
Asshole, I move around at work and only do about 30-60 minutes a day exercise (includes yoga and cardio on some days). Based on what I see, it must take this fatass 30 minutes to move from the couch to the bed after watching TV all evening.
"We need to make America great again!"
Several are ardent Trump supporters. They can't even make food turn to shit without whining and complaining for an hour.
>>35337487
>l did all kinds of diets as a kid and ruined my metabolism
High school gf
Needless to say that relationship ended
>your not actually strong! You're just gym strong!
Kill me now brehs
>>35342752
>functional strength
>>35338729
If she walked 10 miles then she would have burned about 900 calories.
>>35340847
He probably means with milk when on a bulk hence gaining strength and with water when on a cut aka cutting fat for aesthetics just worded it badly
>>35342774
>kettle bells
>>35340847
That's not wrong
>>35342837
I keep a 32kg kettlebell and a 20lb sledgehammer by my desk. They get taken outside way too often so i can cool down from the latest bout of utter stupidity.
Hammer is named Reason & has that burned into the handle.
>>35342839
Yes it is. The implication that what vehicle your whey is delivered in changes whether or not you lose fat or add to you squat is nonsense.
If you follow a maintenance diet and have your shake with water and lift and cardio you will lose weight and look better. Upon deciding to bulk or gain strength you can maintain the same diet but simply swap water for milk, pushing you over your tdee and back into a caloric surplus and allowing you to bulk. I personally follow this because I find having just a single variable to change whether or not I'm bulking or cutting is easier to keep track of. The idea that one leads to aesthetics and other to strength and size gains is silly and probably came from some fool seeing someone cutting with water and bulking with milk.
>>35339444
come on even stupid fat people couldn't think mac n cheese is "healthy"
It's bad enough when they drink juice instead of soda and think they earned a donut
>>35343336
Paraphrasing Hanlon's Razor:
Never attribute to genetics that which is adequately explained by dietary stupidity.
>>35342719
>"i just want to enjoy life, not be in the gym all day"
Enjoying life apparently consists of eating Doritos, shitty candy, drinking nothing that isn't carbonated ever, watching endless TV and playing video games for 9 hours a day.
All whilst being uncomfortably overweight and feeling shit all the time
>>35338729
>"Oh, whatever!"
what a fucking child, why are so many women just big children?
>>35342918
Where do you work that they authorize hammer smashing fit breaks?
>>35339631
Kek, that's exactly the mindset of every single person until they start lifing
>>35340847
I'm laughing so hard faggo
>>35343545
I won't give the exacts, but part of the building is a large machine shop.
I bought into the business about a year ago, so I can authorize my own breaks for fun stuff. Our workplace insurance was really against me keeping a squat rack in the building, so i use part of the back area and the warehouse area.
Some bodyweight stuff, an old tire for flipping, a hillside that gets the hammer, and a few other things.
I tried to get the owner to warm to the idea of making management meetings shorter by the idea of "you have to hold the kettlebell while you talk", but only the two of us would manage much time.
I hate some shit about my job, but I can make nearly anything there on my time, I can store all my tools & equipment that can't fit at home, and I take home a share of the profit on top of my salary + bonuses.
>>35337487
A fattie energetically yelled "that's anorexia!" as soon as she saw this picture.
