>>35334884
pull out my gallon of milk and challenge him to a squatting/ milk drinking challenge

Introduce him to the pleasures of boipussy

>>35334884
>no gf

>>35334884
SS+GOMAD

>>35334884
Shout " I thought Roger Estep was dead?"

>>35334884
Give him a nod because he is obviously checking for glute activation and hip drive.

I dont have a girl fuck you

>>35334884
pay attention to squatting, so i dont walk into the bar again whilst unracking

>>35334884
>not go under the bar

You blew it.

Thank him for finding me a gf

>>35334884
Ask him to r8 my squat form and apologize for running into his barbell.

>>35335008
say ty based rippletits, lord and saviour of the hip drahve

>>35336756
lel

Ask him if doing is SS is a meme or doing SS is a meme is a meme, or I'm getting tripple-trolled and doing SS is a meme is a meme is a meme.

>>35334884
ask him why he's such an utter failure of a coach, athlete, and man yet in spite of hat has a cult follwing among fat neckbeards

>>35334884
"Didn't know you had a tranny fetish, mate. What are you doing in a gay bar? Didn't know you were officially out. Good for you."

>>35334884

dat bulge tho