Ho ho ho.
What do you want for Christmas this year anon?
Her.
gains
ww3
a new bench and some dumbbells
>>35330439
/r9k/
>>35330486
/fit/
>>35330504
/pol/
anyone else reporting in?
Creatine, foam roller, tension bands, yoga mat.
Keep the gym open.
>>35330419
S-Santa c-can I sit i-in your l-lap?
O-Oh wow S-Santa that is a b-b-big b-bulge you have t-there.
Y-Yes I will l-lick your bulge.
>>35330486
this
unlimited female attention so i can get sick of it and stop wasting time on them
>>35330419
gains, technical striking and a viscious snapping front kick
>>35330512
street fighter 5 or a gf
The will to work out again
>>35330419
A foam roller
A lax ball
Hip circle
To be more flexible
To be leaner
To bench 2pl8
I want the love of my life to not live 10,000 miles away on the other side of the planet... That or some new jeans that fit my glutes and some knee sleeves that don't smell of ass
>>35330575
get back at it you fucking wimp. What's holding you back? You could be making gains as we speak...
>>35330419
A whole fucking year of training with no injuries. Started lifting last november, reached a 2 plate bench, 3plate squat, and 4plate deadlift by april. Then my groin popped when squatting. Missed like 6-7 months of squat and deadlift progression.
Big positive changes.
>>35330419
To get over my crippling fear of women my own age.
Because my ex was abusive I now fear most women my age in case they hit me or something.
My friends think it is funny that I am in decent shape and scared of 40kg women.
>>35330553
woah, did he rupture his organs or something? I think that is just below the ribs
>>35330875
How old are you?
>>35330419
A job iI can actually enjoy.
Also a fwb that's into anal
>>35330888
classic liver kick that shuts down the whole body
>>35330419
Don't have to ask Santa for shit cause I will take what I want.
>>35330419
GAINS, YOU FAT RED BITCH
>>35330913
that looks painful desu
>>35330419
To be dead.
But since no one will let me just go peacefully; I'd like a 4pl8 DL
>>35330419
HER
>tfw brokenhearted
im happy with gifts but...
a girl to ask me out of the blue if I wanna hang out on new years, have no plans.
but if not im happy making gains. 2015 has been a good year thus far.
>>35330419
I just want to be good at something, at some sport, maybe PL or OW or just rugby. I want to be someone on Wikipedia bro.
>>35330587
>To bench 2pl8
You don't need santa for this bud.
>>35331118
keep lifting bro
Two weight trees, I guess.
>>35331150
It's hard man, I really do need Santa.
>>35330913
>>35330888
It just hurts like a bitch
>>35330419
>mfw she has ass-sweat stains
To write the best fantasy series known to man. THE BEST
>>35330419
I want to live in a country where Chicken breast costs less than €4 for 500g (Almost $5 per lb)
>>35330419
I want my deadlift to not suck
>>35330512
I laughed. Just perfect
>>35330419
A POWER RACK
A hot celebrity body
>>35330419
A father.
to own my life and take it to the limit
A lifetime supply of gear
i need a car
i have 2k
>>35331138
C-c-can I take you out for new years desu?
>>35330512
/k/ checking in.
I want a Lee Enfield No4 Mk1 or a Norinco M305
>>35333376
>tfw am getting this
>based parents buying oly bar+300lb in pl8s
>I cant wait brehs, its like im a little kid again
>>35330913
any MA-fags wanna tell me how this works
>>35333810
asl?
>>35330512
yeah. I want the fucking battle frontier in omega ruby and alpha sapphire
>>35333900
man i beat that fucking game then i see that little battle frontier model in the maison and i think, gee hopefully it comes in a update or maybe theres more to it.
last pokemon game i buy, hadnt bought one since emerald. fuck game freak
I want her to tell me that she misses me
I want to hug her and laugh with her like we used to
I want her to tell me she still cares about me
I don't want to be alone anymore
>>35333927
Well that aint happening so be a man
Purpose
To be below 15% bodyfat
Energy to work out.
A partner/friend/anyone I'm so alone.
Realistically I'll take get FF7 for the PS4.
>>35330419
Some more var and mast would be nice gainsoclaus
>>35330512
/mu/ here. I want a turntable and a vinyl copy of In the Airplane Over the Sea
I want a ball python
These, so much. ;_;
>>35334043
Or this.
I want a fresh new years comic by SiR
>>35334060
that is some weirdly shaped dildo but at least there's the arm for the clit, at least.
>>35330419
Him
>>35334080
It's a camera lens you neckbeard.
a job, preferably one thats not difficult, i dont even really give a shit if it pays alot just enough to be comfortable.
>>35334111
It's just a prank bro!
Also, trips.
A sense of belonging
I want to be HUGE without resorting to roids
>>35334130
You belong here.
to be debt free and a job that pays a living wage.
A shure sm7b and a big booty ho
Please respond,
Anon
>>35334127
I know, I was ribbing back.
My trips confirms >>35334080 as neckbeard tho.
>>35330512
/fa/ here. I want these
>>35334147
damn...
>>35333861
So basically you get kicked really hard and it hurts a fucking lot so you fall down.
>>35334141
I don't even know anymore. I'm 19 and have been lurking 4chan since my freshman year of high school. I never had any friends growing up since I was the kid everyone made fun of, and come high school I started hanging out with the autists, but that was only in school. Outside of school I would come home, masturbate, browse 4chan and generally take up space. The only things that kept me going were rugby and the gym(and even then I sucked at both). Now I'm a sophomore in uni, am 6'3" 190 lbs with a 4 plate deadlift and 275x3 squat. Apparently I'm attractive but my entire life I never had the chance to connect with people, and when I finally made an attempt to I still found myself being left out because apparently I'm a social retard. I'm not a virgin anymore thanks to /fit/, but the girls I've fucked aren't anything to write home about, and even though I want a gf I don't think I'll ever get one due to American women being too slutty for my tastes and me being too autistic. Whatever, I'll probably kill myself eventually in the future. I've attempted suicide numerous times before and failed each time, so something will stick eventually.
World peace
For Christmas to just pass by like an other day, I don't enjoy the holidays anymore
Only part I still enjoy is drinking
A donut
>>35334170
Do you like the outdoors?
Or have any hobbies that have ever interested you?
>>35334212
Do you need a hug anon?
>>35330512
GTX 980Ti
>>35330553
>>35330913
>not posting classic based bas rutten liver shot
fucking newfags
>>35334250
Lol appreciate man
Just been through a string of shitty relationships (dated 3 girls that I worked with), don't have any family that live in the area, and been trying to come off anti-depressants. I've been enjoying the lifting more though lately and have been feeling better just on my own.
/fit/ keeps me sane, oddly enough
Santa pls give me some calf gains its all ive ever wanted
>>35330419
ab roller
foam roller
atlas wristband (this is unrealistic my family)
giftcards (food money)
lots of socks.....
>>35334290
;) anytime bb
>>35334291
I know this feel all too well...
>>35334291
>>35334339
Lmaoing @ hard gainers
23 year bulk paying off
>>35330512
/mlp/ here
I want off this fucking ride
>>35334291
>>35334339
wish I could give you some of mine
>>35330419
>What do you want for Christmas this year anon?
To honor the birth of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, by hitting new PR's on deadlift, squat, and bench.
My grandpa to be better (he's 97 and came down with pneumonia today)
$41,000
A 1pl8 OHP
>>35333861
Sure. Getting kicked in the liver fucking sucks. That's kinda the long and short of it.
Give me strength to face the challenges ahead.
>>35334150
Wtf
>>35333927
i feel you anon, but she's not coming back and even if she did, you're better than her. she moved on because she didn't love you like you did her, and that's a badge of honor; that you were able to have so much love for someone that even when she broke and became someone else and found someone else, you still love and remember the person she was when she was with you. find someone else who won't leave you for some stupid reason and loves you for who you are beneath the gains. merry christmas bro and hope you find someone to return all your love soon
I want a life of hedonism before I turn 40.
enjoyed 20s, till late 20s when I dealt with depression. fit as fuck now, motivated to hit my peak. fortunately I look a lot younger than I am.
I dont feel old, I just want to have some fun before I truly am "old".
>>35330419
Some kind of at home workout equipment I can use, but I'm too shy to ask my family for it.
>>35330419
Money and motivation to get back into the gym. I fucking hate how I feel nowadays.
>>35334150
I LIEK MY SHEWS WITH EXTRA CUM
>>35333844
I want it so bad, but i don't want to ask money to my parents anymore .
>>35333470
You'll grow out of it
>>35334034
>"python"
Naughty Cheekie
I want to be like jeff seid for christmas and fuck all the boipussy at my gym
To start my next training cycle, so I can finally hit a 7.5pl8 deadlift by march
>>35335649
>>35330512
nudes
>>35333844
It's super worth, I bought one years ago and I'm thankful I have one every time I lift.
i want to find an actually decent gym in colorado, that isnt fucking crossfit
i wanna be like zyzz brah
Some climbing pants and more briefs.
>>35336008
wtf is climbing pants?
>>35336032
For outdoor rock climbing. You tend to want to climb in colder weather where the holds are better to grip, but you don't want to be cold yourself. Climbing pants are made to be warm and flexible and have pockets orientated in a way that won't interfere with a harness if you are wearing one. Think of something like hiking pants, but slightly more geared toward climbing. My sweatpants aren't cutting it.
>>35330439
/thread
Nothing I truly want can be bought
>>35334379
Ponyfucker reported
>>35334079
ditto
2 pl8 bench
4 pl8 squat
5 pl8 deadlift
To be able to love myself
>>35330419
bumper plates, a power rack, a bench, a better quality bar
I want my joints to stop hurting so i can make gains
>>35330419
I want the gym to be open over christmas, is that to much to ask?
Clothes that fit me now that I've lost over 60lbs.
![front_cat_4258692_main[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/g5uFMf6.jpg "front_cat_4258692_main[1].jpg")
Is this reddit tier? I hope not.
>>35330419
happiness
>>35330419
Grandmother is in a hospice right now. Haven't seen her in 15 years. Would like to see her before she kicks the bucket, but I'm deployed. Not sure if I'll be able to. That's all I want.
I want a power rack!
A boyfriend.
>>35337551
Hey! ^^ :)
I can be your anal tonight!
>>35337502
Go for it.
Fallout 4.
>>35330904
> fwb that's into anal
That's a good one. How does one find chicks who are into anal? 0/5 on Tinder date so far. There must be someone out there.
inb4 this is fit and fuck traps
Him
>>35334043
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00XNCRLA4?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=od_aui_detailpages01
Same shit for way less money. Fuck rogue, desu senpai
-gym flooring
-pair of 20kg plates
-gains
>>35336977
>didn't post any picture
>just mentioned another board
>report worthy
Are you triggered, Anon? :^)
>>35330419
To get over my broken ego due to years of failures, and try to get a girlfriend. Maybe moving out of the townhouse I live in with my friend will help me with that.
>>35334267
Hello /g/. You gonna double up on those for some 4k action?
>>35334421
Pneumonia has been called the "old man's friend" because it often cuts short chronic illnesses and ends suffering in the elderly by bringing a pretty quick death. Even Jack LaLanne died of it in the end, and he was basically grandaddy /fit/. I'm sorry to hear about your grandpa, but you should definitely try to say goodbye if you have the chance.
>>35337236
You try taking an NSAID? If that doesn't work you might want to see a doctor and get some cortisone or something.
>>35337476
Thrift stores. Go for the cheap clothes, stay for the ridiculous ones.
>>35330419
AE86 and a qt nippon gf
>>35330419
Olympic bar
x6 10 kg York plates
Padding for kitchen floor
Power cage
Batman cape
>>35330439
B E T A
E
T
A
>>35333927
I know this feel
I want him back...
>>35337598
If I knew iid be pumping her, not hanging out on a Filipino Pokemon Card trading forum breh!
I had a oneitis that I asked to be my GF on second date, coz she gave me anal 2 hours into the first date...
Look for the older chicks who know what's what
>>35334000
It's Aeroplane, not airplane faggot.
I bet you don't even go on /mu/.
Nice trips tho
