/fit/ autist here
Just signed up to a new gym with a bunch of qt's but I'm fresh out of pick up lines, pls help
>>35319602
the best pick up line you can have is your body
so focus on your lifts first
So far all I have is "I just shit my pants can I get in yours?" But it feels too aggressive for me
>>35319614
This will get you laid 100%
>>35319610
this a thousand times over
OP is indeed autistic
>>35319610
Been lifting for a year now and I'm pretty attractive, girls eye fuck me all the time but I can never do the socializing part
Yeah hit on random girls at the gym who are bound to reject you seeing as youre new and probably look like shit, then awkwardly run into them every time you go to the gym. Flawless plan OP
>>35319614
Top fucking kek
I found my new tinder line
>>35319635
This
>>35319602
"Hi I'm new here I was just wondering if you could hold my spegghetti?"
>>35319602
Don't hit on girls at the gym. Can it sometimes work? Sure. But most of the time (assuming you're not really good at game) it won't work. Work/Gym/School are no no's for picking up girls because you have to see them again.
what you say is absolutely irrelevant.
It's how you say it that matters
>>35319602
Hey gurl do you like soda crackers?
Cuz I'd like to sew da crack er yer ass to ma mouth bae
>>35319602
Go up to one of them or a group of them and be like "ok today were gonna start you off with some squats blah blah blah..."until they either look confused or you run out of bullshit. Then go "uh leslie? my (insert time)" and when they say no not me be like "whats your name?" or dont say anything really and be like "oh my bad". Then you go lift and casually say hi to them or just chat them up since the ice is broken
>>35320696
Don't. Let them come to you and act completely uninterested in whatever they're saying but half heartedly pay attention.
>>35320649
This. They're not fucking there to be picked up. If they're fit it's because they put work into it. At the gym. Where you currently are. Interrupting their work. So fuck off.
Or don't listen to me and harass a bunch of customers at your gym and get kicked out. What the fuck do I know?
>>35319602
Just find one that's been miring, like one you've seen looking at you a lot, make eye contact, smile, walk up and say hi.
![spaghetti-header[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/XlK76K5.gif "spaghetti-header[1].gif")
>>35322328
But this is the point of the thread, anon
>Hi
>hi
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>o-okay, bye
aye girl are you a beaver cuz dam
>>35319602
Don't do it. Seriously brah, its a bad look. Save the gym for your gains.
>>35320756
Until someone's asks about you and they realize the depths of your autism when your pretending to be a pt
>>35320649
So are you supposed to pick up women PUA style on the street or something? Most of those you said is where people first meet unless you're picking up absolute slags at the bar/club
>>35322392
Retard just think of how you made friends as a kid
>>35319610
This is sad on so man levels.
>>35322491
Have you ever talked to someone with literal autism?
It's actually suffering.
>>35322500
i wrote the book on autism
>>35320779
>>35320756
That's pretty weird.
If you have to chat up a girl at the gym (which you shouldn't pick up girls there anyways), either give them friendly advice about their form, or ask them about spots ("You're a runner aren't you? Yeah, you look it! My sisters trying to get into running but she keeps getting shin splints, any tips I can give her?")
>>35319602
Perfection. God damn I miss being young
Girls go to the gym to workout not be hit on.
>>35323765
b8
>>35319602
Wait until another guy talks to her then walk up
Say:
>Dont you hate it when weirdos try to pick you up at the gym?
She will respond with something like
>yeah, I really am just here to work out
You respond with
>losers here dont even know how to pick up a girl, here is how its done
Then physically pick her up, throw her over your shoulder and leave. Drop her in the trunk of your car then drive off to your first date
Works every time.
>>35319602
>do you know which of my muscles grows the fastest?
>my heart, whenever I see you
alright OP here is what you do
walk up to a girl, never between sets, and start talking to them, squats, bench press and overhead press are the best ones to go to.
if they are listening to music be sure to take the headphones out yourself, there hands are busy after all. this will also show your assertiveness as well as show dominance
tell them that girls shouldnt do strength training because it makes them look manish, this will make the girl feel bad, which will then allow you to build her back up which she will thank you for. you can mention how her tits look big, girls love this.
honestly at that point she will probably suck your dick in public so you can take it from there
>>35319610
Welp there you have it OPenis.
/thread.
>>35319602
How you doing?
Honestly as long as you are attractive almost anything will work.
Just like if you see a super hot girl, but she says some dumb shit your dick don't care and neither will the vagina.
>>35319610
Specifically your face. A hot bod can't change the act you have a beat face.
>Are you a chicken farmer?
>Cause you sure do know how to raise a good cock.
>I wish you were my big toe so I could bang you on my coffee table.
Are you a chicken cemetery? cuz I'd like to bury my cock in you
>>35319614
WOW you are STRONG!
or
how long do I have to work out to be able to do that?
...blah blah blah whatever she says...
can u show me if ur not too busy? smiles
ive hooked up with a couple of gym hotties who are 10x as fit and strong as me. girls like compliments.
i can barely lift a 35lb dumbbell to do a curl. weird thing is a lot of these ripped girls want a tiny weak man, its the weirdest thing.
i have the body shape of this guy
>>35322524
An autobiography?
>>35326033
you have the body of a faggot
>Hi I'm OP I noticed your cock in the locker room and was wondering if you're busy later
>>35326042
underrated kek
>>35322488
Sure why not. Hit on girls at the park, coffee shops, just on the street. That's all fine. Bars/clubs are good too.
>>35325984
Keep going.
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>>35325984
;-;7 godspeed
>>35319602
ayyyooo guuurl you want sex or nah
>>35325984
Wanna smash?
>>35319610
this.
have been lifting consistently for about 2 years now and even on today's workout when doing incline barbell curls I saw atleast 3 girls look at me from the mirror, always gives that xtra boost
>>35328037
girls look at me with pity, dont mean im getting laid
Just got a date next week by saying 'hi I'm anon' and shook her hand, it's really not that hard and you feel great
>>35319602
>fedora.jpg
Nah but seriously. Pick up lines rarely work if the girl doesn't already think your a qt.
Just ask for a number
What are you a pussy
>>35319610
Yes, good looks and a rocking body is enough to get you laid, only with certain chicks though. If you want to land a potential lifelong pa\partner worth having you need a lot more than good looks. Confidence is super important too.
>>35319602
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children
>>35330174
*you're
>>35319635
You have been lifting and made progress
you suck att socializing
lifting a year=progress
suck at socializing
hmmmmm
maybe you gotfit cause the weights eyefucked you
ffs and just talk to girls, you will suck first but then you get better
do you see
>>35330052
never said it means getting laid. It means they are surely interested which leads to further open possibilities to continue with instead of none when they show no interest.
Furthermore it's not that I seek any approval from other members of the gym, men or women, but when people are clearly mirin you during the workout it helps with self confidence to say the least
>>35330229
wat
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