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Let's do this sh*t!
>>35317086
If I wanted humor I'd just ask you to post videos of you maxing out.
>>35317104
c'mon man
>>35317104
GG OP
>>35317104
If I wanted humor I'd ask you to tell a joke
>>35317270
>>>/reddit/
If I wanted humor I'd kill myself
>>35317299
ur moms reddit u f*king k*nt b*tthead
Only people who actually go hard on legday will get this
>>35317455
So basically nobody on /fit/?
If I wanted humor I'd just ask myself my 1 rep maxes
>>35317104
>>35317270
>>35317314
>>35317543
underrated
>>35317104
strate 4 the juggler
>>35317644
Fuck back to reddit with that shit.
If I wanted humor, I'd read about ancient medicine theory
>>35317699
If I wanted humor I'd go watch family guy on my MacBook Pro
>>35317086
>mac user
do you let niggers fuck your wife too
>>35317720
>he can't afford a mac
Top kek
The funny thing about the apple acolytes is, they all start telling you about the SEKRIT key combinations with their apple key.
And when you point out it's the same with windows Cmd key, they get so surprised
Is it an apple salesman shill or what?
>>35317270
How can you tell if someone is a Mac user? By their high income and iq.
>>35317104
Call up op and tell him he just got wrecked.
lets actually make this thread funny
>>35317999
the story
>>35318009
>>35318044
>don't lift high
>>35318098
Fucking moot, man. He abandoned lifting just like he abandoned all of us.
;_;
>>35318164
go fucking kill yourself you timewasting fuck
>>35318180
>>35318123
>Possibly Rippetoe's daughter
Man, how did I miss that one the first time I saw this picture.
>>35318074
>he's gottta stop trying to grab my npples, don't play games with my heart.
holy fuck i'm dying.
all my friends are like this.
>>35317104
>maxing out
Like ejaculating?
>>35318334
>>35318341
>>35318198
LOL MOAR
>>35318198
Le super funny xddd
>>35317104
Boom goes the dynamite
>>35318198
haha fuck off
>>35318456
Waiting on 2016's SIR comic is pretty much the height of my New Year's plans.
>>35318521
Do you think he will delivar this year?
>>35318515
>>35318407
>>35318397
Thank me later.
>>35318647
I don't think /fit/ has given him much to work with this year.
I knew this guy named Casper when I worked at a pornstore.
>5'5"
>400lbs+
>wore a windbreaker no matter what thinking it hid his fat
I just started working and Casper was told to train me
>tells me return policy
>ok
>tells me how register works
>ok
>tells me the rules for the porno booths
>ok
>tells me how to clean up the loads in the booths but says he'll do it when we're on the same shift and calls me bro
>ok bro
>tries to show me how to use safe
>can't open it
>tries again
>fails
>he's red and sweating heavy from bending over
>I suggest we get the manager
>he garbles out "fuck that I got this"
>tries again
>fails
>shrieks and kicks the shit out of the safe
>groans in pain and limps to a chair
>he's whispering "I broke something I broke something" over and over while sweating
>I get the manager
>we carry Casper to the managers van and he drives this fat shit to the hospital
>Casper broke two toes
>I don't see him again for a while
>I'm getting in the rhythm at the porn store
>selling porn, dildos, and cleaning up loads in the porn viewing booths
>it's Monday four weeks after Caspers accident
>1st shift
>walk in and Caspers at the front counter eating breakfast
>he's got a loaf of white bread, a stick of margerine, and two packs of Bar S hotdogs
>he eats all of it in the 20 minutes before we open.
>ask him how his toes are
>he says they had to be amputated due to infection
>tell him that sucks
>he says "yeah bro that's an issue when you have diabetes, everybody in my family has it"
>>35318800
>when I worked at a pornstore
Sounds like we're gonna need more stories. You must have some shit.
>>35318800
Type 2 diabetics are the fucking worst. I don't understand how you can have such little respect for yourself that you willingly destroy yourself from the inside because you can't control how much you eat/what you eat.
>>35318753
10/10.
What a shitty fucking thread. Honestly, I think 9gaggers would feel right at home.
>>35318800
>>35318814
This is pasta
>>35318814
K I don't know how good they are though
>8:30pm
>middle aged fat balding manlet comes in
>walking around looking at the magazines
>inspecting each cover thoroughly
>settles on this fat chick mag(voluptuous?)
>waddles up to the counter
>scan the mag
>tell him its $3.75
>he says he's only got $3.00
>ok
>he asks if he can still get it
>no man
>he starts trying to haggle with me
>says he'll get me the 75¢ tomorrow when he gets paid
>nah bro
>says the other porn store has the mag for cheaper and I should match their price
>go there then
>he offers to bring me drinks on my next shift
>nah m8
>he offers to have his wife make me some food
>the fuck man?
>straight up begs me to give him a discount on the fat girl porn
>tell him to to get the fuck out
>he slowly walks out muttering at me
>rest of shift is pretty uneventful
>2am
>close up
>get my shit and start walking home
>hear a car horn
>look up and the balding manlet speeds by while screaming shit and flipping me off.
>>35319048
No its not, I've posted it in the fat hate threads too but greentext isn't welcome there.
>>35318003
quality keks
>>35318814
Not much of a story
>guy walks in and buys the biggest dildo we have
>too big to actually use really more of a prop
>goes to bathroom
>5 minutes later he comes out of bathroom
>the back of his pants is soaked in blood
>blood streaming down his legs and he quickly walks out of the store leaving a massive blood trail
>me and Casper look in the bathroom
>shit and blood covered dildo
>puddle of blood on floor
>I close the store and make Casper clean that shit up
>>35317815
and shitty jokes
>>35318009
taurine before bed? doesnt that give u energy?
>>35317251
>>35317116
>>35317086
>>35317455
>>35317528
>>35317663
what the fuck is with you and your leg day obsession?
You post this shit in every """humor""" thread.
Are you 12?
>>35318074
Very disappointing read. Not worth the time
>>35318098
The definition of Hell: The last day you have on earth, the person you became will meet the person you could have become.
Moot didn't make it.
>>35319458
No. It gets put in energy drinks because it smooths out the buzz from the stims.
>>35319310
Best kek ive had in a while
>>35318022
Zyyz dies
TinyChimp commits suicide
Supermang goes off the rails and stops posting
Does tripping on /fit/ do something to you mentally
>>35317104
GGWP OP got REKT!
>>35320320
Correlation doesnt equal causation. Anyone so insecure and pathetic they feel the need to have an identity on an anoymous weabo fitness board already has severe mental health issues
>>35320148
Lelelel le epik leg day may may
....fuck off with this reddit shit
>>35318074
>he's gottta stop trying to grab my npples, don't play games with my heart.
Kek'd so hard at that
>>35320320
Tiny commited suicide? Top kek, gimme sauce
>>35319915
9000 hours in paint
>>35319003
>mfw the moron didn't even get the username correct
Can someone post the doorknob short guy?
>>35317086
If I wanted humor I'd go to church.
>>35317104
how long will this last?
>>35322020
Okay Dylann Roof.
>>35324065
Who's that?
>>35317086
What is this "tfw day after legday mene xDDDDD" ????
Fucking squat every day, like 3-4 singles close to your max and i guarantee you will get stronger and you wont get the doms you all cry so fucking much about
Jesus fuck this board
>>35318919
this is funny as fuck
>>35317086
>Mac user
HAHAHAHAHAHA
GOOD HUMOUR THREAD OP
HAHAHAHA MAC...
anyone got that image of the guy who did GOMAD while overweight?
>>35324536
>not going hard enough on legday to get doms
Top kek fuck off dyel
>>35317104
Whoa
>>35319915
moot cycled gear. there was a post, but if i posted i get banned.
>in b4 being banned for calling moot out on being a fraud.
Found this gem on facebook
when your friend says he can pullup from 30 no rim but you damnwell know he can only hit it from baseline
>>35317086
>>35317104
WOOP DERE IT IS cya OP
Someone post dick in my shit.
>>35317104
Ha!
>>35317104
Boom
>>35325107
holy shit, new content in a /fit/ humor thread
>>35317104
SAVAGE
>>35317104
Zip zap zoop!
>>35328239
Sup reddit. Didn't expect to see you here.
>>35317969
someone explain?
>>35317104
x gon give it to ya
>>35317104
gold all on my chains
gold all in my rangs
>>35328459
its from this video where a bunch of fat people say a bunch of stupid illogical shit to defend their bodies and this guy just makes a face like "there's no getting through to these people"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLvD-7XTO3Y
im surprised you havn't watched it how new are you to this place
>>35328774
This is my first week. I was referenced over from reddit.com/r/fitness via a curling in the squat rack/protein farts stinky ones discussion. Why?
>>35317455
>>35319531
I am absolutely positive we are being trolled.
>>35318074
Fake and gay and unfunny. /fit/ humor blows and you can blow me if you have a problem
>>35326960
holy fucking shit
that tiny face on that massive head
>>35328872
original?
>>35317104
Holy fuck
>>35317104
Whoa sh*t
>>35324536
I don't get it either, I got pretty bad DOMS when I first started but after like a month I stopped getting them. My legs ache a bit but it's so minor it's not worth complaining about.
Everyone knows these same fucks have been spamming these leg day humor maymays for the past couple of months, and it appears to be getting worse.
Should I just home another board or 8ch?
>>35326960
I wish this had sound
>>35317815
>high income and iq
And you buy a computer that is essentially a fashion statement? Come back when you have dual xeons. And I don't mean your $10,000 trashcan box either.
>>35329509
its an REM music video or some other gay shit.
>>35317104
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>35317104
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
>>35330072
PIIIIIIIIEEEEESSSSS
captcha: select all pie
>>35317104
HOLY SHIT
Also,
>check em
>>35329995
>he can't afford a Mac
Top kek
>>35329509
Radiohead - Just
>>35317104
twistin the knife
>>35330374
Jane's Addiction - FUCK
>>35318003
how can a smaller person beat up a bigger person, it doesnt make any sense
>>35324472
ayy farmer
>>35318919
oh god I'm in tears
>>35317104
HAHA I just spat gummy bears all over my keyboard. Thanks a lot anon!
>>35318009
What happened?
>>35319400
Fresh as heck, shame I missed the rest of the thread
>>35317104
[ ] Not served
[X] Served
>>35318098
holyshit
is that m00t?
he has zyzz tier genetics wtf
>>35317104
FUCKING NEWFRIENDS not understanding that this is like a month old
>>35331628
>tfw you'll never be pressed that hard on his chest
why live
>>35317104
Delivers the haymaker
>>35331610
Hi OP! How's that hurt butt of yours feeling?
>>35330354
>he blows his money on a mac
Topper kek
>>35331628
idc if that guy is a world champion or whatever:
That exercise is fucking retarded
>>35331876
>he doesn't have enough disposable income to buy a Mac
Toppest kek
>>35317104
>>35317104
>>35324472
>big eyes
She could have been cute. Why did she choose the road of degeneracy?
>>35317104
I got another story.
>work late evening
>roughly 6pm
>short, fat, greasy guy comes in
>looks 40~
>have to card because store rules
>he's 20
>ends up hitting on me asking about gay shit
>we talk, ask what he does for a living
>he says he does volunteer work for a living
>I ask more. Saying how does he live off that
>apparently he gets autism bux because his other "job", he does for free
>as he leaves he tells me I should hve him a shout out at his job
>seems like a cool enough guy. Why not
HERES TO YOU /FIT/ MOD
>>35328872
Yes...
>>35317104
>>35318854
Hey man, lots of people in my family are type 2 diabetic butbut for them it was a wake up call. Most of my family is pretty fit now. I agree with you if you just mean the fat type 2 diabetics who don't even really try to change.
>>35332171
More like mac users are too stupid to build their own computers which is why they just throw money at their problems.
>You must be poor
I just like getting more bang for my buck.
>>35319915
>>35321430
Is moot squatting an empty fucking bar?
>>658664723
>>35318153
What the fuck is this .webm? Kek.
>>35331661
Lmfao anon.
>>35318965
2deep4me
>>35317104
>>35332409
>>35317104
Goodbye sides.
>>35317086
Got some OC
anyone have that tinder screencap with the guy saying something weeb and then the girl says something even more weeb and he says what the fuck
>>35317663
>back to reddit
>posts a "le meme trololol" comic
You can leave to reddit with him
>>35318074
I genuinely laughed so hard reading this
>>35318919
>a live turd
This is a garbage fucking thread
>>35335565
If I wanted to hear your garbage opinion, I wouldnt have pulled out when I fucked your garbage mum.
can someone post the asian guy that is also a barbellmobile thanks /fit/
>>35331747
it IS a bit old though. He just reworded it.
>>35332706
yes like everyone should to start off
>>35328818
Go back to reddit
>>35317104
>>35317104
it is done.
>>35332171
>disposable income
>implying most people who buy Apple products actually have disposable income
Macs are status symbols for hipsters who work at starbucks. It's a reminder that while dress up in trendy garbage their parents are really rich and would bail them out if they ran out of money (usually due to drugs). "I may not look rich but look how I'm blowing my money on Apple products, stylish coats, new haircut every week etc." - this is how they pretend to be rebels while still making sure everyone knows where they come from.
And then there's actual low lifes who imitate this hipster style. See bling among rappers.
Meanwhile, people who have "disposable income" are usually smart enough not to buy Apple products.
>>35338040
>being this butt hurt
Should've picked a better major if you wanted to actually have money.
>>35338040
>Macs are status symbols for hipsters who work at starbucks. It's a reminder that while dress up in trendy garbage their parents are really rich and would bail them out if they ran out of money (usually due to drugs). "I may not look rich but look how I'm blowing my money on Apple products, stylish coats, new haircut every week etc." - this is how they pretend to be rebels while still making sure everyone knows where they come from.
>And then there's actual low lifes who imitate this hipster style. See bling among rappers.
>Meanwhile, people who have "disposable income" are usually smart enough not to buy Apple products.
dat projection
>>35338098
>>35338188
>still pretending I'm poor to dodge your cognitive dissonance
You genuinely believe that Apple products are better than their competition, don't you? You're not trolling, you really fell for Apple marketing. Ouch.
>>35319131
keep going
>>35338252
lol did he strike a nerve there dyel
>>35338462
Yes, he/you did. Apple is not for rich people, it's for gullible people who want to be perceived as rich and will pay double for a brand name. Niggers kill each other for Nike shoes every day. Probably iPhones, too. Marketing-heavy brands are for poor and lower middle class people trying to overcompensate. You don't become or stay rich by making bad financial decisions.
>>35338605
Calm down and get me my large coffee you pleb.
>>35338842
>>35339071
>>35331628
this, shrugs, and leg press all fucking EGO lifts. faggots
>>35339200
Nice picture. 2/10 for effort. Too bad it doesn't make anything I said any less true.
>>35339258
Neither of you said anything intelligible. You're just clinging to the idea that owning Apple products somehow makes you rich.
>>35335374
jesus christ you are autistic
>>35332706
You don't stretch with an empty bar?
45 pound deep squat stretch
1 pl8 warmup
then working sets.
Everyone I know who lifts does this.
>>35339323
Wrong again. But here's your (You) so you don't feel bad for trying to be cute.
>>35339421
>being so weak he actually warms up with the bar
Fucking lol
>>35332692
Not the guy you responded too, but currently my only computer is a MacBook Pro. I've built at leased 5 desktops since I was about 14 but honestly the mix of the OS, which is without a doubt better (if you disagree you've obviously never used osx for any decent amount of time), and the simplicity of use and setup makes it a better choice if you can afford it and are not a gamer. Plus the single model of each model makes it incredible easy to buy stuff to change up your MacBook, bunch you'd have a much harder time doing with a windows laptop because of different manufacturers. Name one other laptop except slightly order pros where you can take the disk drive out and buy a perfectly fitted mount of a second hard drive or ssd?
>>35339616
This.
>>35332409
requesting the rich piana harry potter thing, something along the lines "you are a 5%er harry"
>>35327708
Fuck you
>>35319240
How do guys not realise that going to the toilet is a cue that sex will take place. Women like to check everything looks good and empty their bladder.
He could've still got laid desu
Someone post dick in my shit or gtfo
>>35341104
I know what you mean but in this story? She most likely went to the toilet to text her friend about what this guy just said. Or she actually had to go and noticed it because there was an awkward moment.
>>35319343
omg....
>>35319151
kekd
>>35317104
fatality
looking for dat comic where a guy Sqwatz a pipe in da toilet and other stuff irl
>>35331628
the weighted flap ?
>>35317699
Underated
Want some OC, guys?
lol whoops forgot my link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN3RRcgqddQ
>>35344569
>>35344582
That's Roger Estep.
>>35317104
right out of the gate with a killer
i like the way you think, son
>legday meme
You're actually dedicating a day to legs? You're saying you dont squat a few singles close to your max every day and going for prs if you feel good? Lol i thought you were kidding, what is this legday meme?
>>35344777
how dare she call you a faggot mayne
>>35318391
oh shit I finally understand this, I just thought it was joke, didnt realize it was about the hodgetwins
>>35324536
I leg day once a week and the only time I get doms is if I skip a week...
>>35330527
If you have any training in fighting and the bigger guy does not, it's super easy to beat the fuck out of him.
>>35318965
Not the worst thing to happen daily on a BART train though. Homeless people who clear a car with their stench or dudes committing suicide on the tracks delaying the trains for hours or fucking homeboys doing turf dance routines between West O and SF are all worse than one fatty one time.
>>35319151
as manlet this is funyn 2 me
>>35317969
https://www.youtube com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0&list=WL&index=3
>>35329997
Radio head you fucking swine.
>>35318015
Underrated
>>35317104
BOOM
>>35317729
>I pay more for a logo and a shittier OS
kekerino
>>35346123
>shittier OS
Why you frontin?
>>35344777
Pretty funny.
>>35326001
>lifting for more than two months
>DOMS
Pick one, you dyel faggot.
>>35346123
Not the guy you responded too, but currently my only computer is a MacBook Pro. I've built at leased 5 desktops since I was about 14 but honestly the mix of the OS, which is without a doubt better (if you disagree you've obviously never used osx for any decent amount of time), and the simplicity of use and setup makes it a better choice if you can afford it and are not a gamer. Plus the single model of each model makes it incredible easy to buy stuff to change up your MacBook, bunch you'd have a much harder time doing with a windows laptop because of different manufacturers. Name one other laptop except slightly order pros where you can take the disk drive out and buy a perfectly fitted mount of a second hard drive or ssd?
I'll wait.
>>35348437
>not going hard enough on legday to get DOMS
Top kek fuck off dyel redditor
>>35317104
Damn
>>35318941
Hey! Do you browse 9gag too?
>>35318731
Thanks
>>35350143
Lol
>>35317104
Whoa! This guy's got quips!
