> Arrive to the gym
> "Wow, there's no one here, yet it's usually packed.
> It must be my lucky day! I can do OHPs on the squat rack"
mfw I realized it's because I was at the gym at 10:30 pm on a Saturday.
gym couldbe packed id still OHP in the squat rack. Aint no fuccboi slowly my progress/gains
> tfw even when I had a gf, she wouldn't have sex with me
>>35314104
Why, anon?
>>35314136
Because while she loved my personality, she didn't think I was physically attracted. No chemistry, no spark, she said.
She would grudgingly have sex if I cajoled her, but who wants to beg for sex from their gf?
>>35314156
*attractive
>>35313821
this tbqh
>>35314156
Sounds like you two should've been friends, not lovers.
>>35314181
Yeah, I probably should have thought of that before our awkward trysts in the bedroom. I think she thought her affection for me could overcome my facial aesthetics drying up her vagina.
>>35314204
>I think she thought her affection for me could overcome my facial aesthetics drying up her vagina
Damn son, how ugly are you? I mean, not blaming you. It's her fault entirely. She should've thought of that before you two became a couple.
>>35314218
To be honest, my face is average. It's just not her "type." I also have a very good body, typical /fit overcompensation, so that would have also tipped the scales for her to give me a chance and go out with me.
She's going to break up with me soon, I know it. Might as well do it now, that way we don't have to buy Christmas gifts
>>35314247
That sounds like a shitty situation man but I think its probably best it's going to end. If you're average looking and fit and you got her you probably won't have trouble finding someone else. Be with someone you really do love anon
>>35314280
I really love her, that's the problem. She just doesn't love me.
I'm going to spend my Christmas playing video games and mourning the loss of this relationship. I'm not going to be ready for the
> bitches and whores
mindset until March.
>>35314247
>She's going to break up with me soon, I know it. Might as well do it now
Do it desu. I'd have zero fucking respect for a girl like that.
>>35314303
Why? She gave the relationship a chance, she tried to have sex with me, found out that we're not compatible and decided to end it. It's about as ethical as it gets.
>>35314311
>and decided to end it
So, she already ended it?
>>35314361
Not technically, but it's pretty much over at this point. Unless we mutually agreed to have a sexless relationship.
>>35314375
How long have you two been together?
>>35314384
5 months
>>35314388
That's what I'm talking about dude. It's not like you were together for a week or two and then this >>35314311 post would make sense. You two could've ended this ages ago. She was kinda leading you on, on some level.
>>35314424
I suppose so. How long does it take to realize that your genitals dry up at the sight of your new lover? If it weren't for our amazing personality compatibility, this would've been over by month 2.
At least the barbell will always love me
>>35314430
>How long does it take to realize that your genitals dry up at the sight of your new lover?
Well, way I see it with attraction, it only fades over time. If it isn't there at the start, it'll never be there.
>>35314439
>If it isn't there at the start, it'll never be there.
:(
:(
pls anon, stop the feels
>>35314451
Hey, I could be wrong. I've only ever had one gf in my life.
>>35314458
How did that work out?
>>35314464
Pretty shitty. We were both each other's firsts, both took each other's virginity, and then she went off to college and left my sorry ass behind. It happens, I guess, but I shouldn't have done stupid shit like going over to her new city and practically begging her to stay with me. Should've bit the bullet and accepted it was over when it was.
Fuck off with this gf shit. Nobody fucking cares. Why in the name of God do you feel the need to talk about this crap in this thread on this board on this website? FUCK OFF.
>>35314476
I'm shitposting on 4chan right now because it distracts me from the urge to text her
> please please please don't leave me
> I won't ask for sex
> please stay my gf please again
Once I'm so tired, I'll pass out, and I'll obsessively do something else until I no longer feel the urge to beg
>be me
>doing OHPs in the squat rack
>trying to hit a new max (185)
>working my way up
>between sets i rest by lying down on a nearby incline bench because it's friday night, the gym is nearly empty and nobody is using it, besides i'm one of the biggest guys in the gym and nobody would say shit to me anyway AND i'm an alpha male that does as he pleases
>resting before the big 185 attempt
>lifter grrl starts unracking my shit
>get up and walk over to the rack and say, "hey, i still have a few sets to go"
>she rolls her eyes and makes an annoyed "tsk" noise then walks away
insolent cunt got me heated desu. i should have cracked her across the mouth.
i got the 185 though
>>35314500
Well, look at it this way. What good will it do even if she takes you back? She'll only have so much less respect for you for begging, her vag will be even dryer. Plus, nobody wants a sexless relationship. You both deserve better.
I hit the gym at 7am both Saturday and Sunday, absolutely no one there.
>>35314502
Nice work, brother.
>>35314502
you sound like a complete tool, but seriously who the fuck unracks someone's weights
>>35314520
Yes, I know. Or my brain knows. My heart is the one that is being irrational and emotional. That's why I shitpost on 4chan, to keep it in check.
I deserve a girl who thinks I'm hot, and she deserves a guy who she is actually attracted to
>>35314554
Just got here and read what's happened so far, Can you post face and/body? I'm pretty good with advise and want to know what you're working with
>>35314590
Uhh
Look, I'm going to be straight with you. I'm actually a girl. I was just pretending to be a guy so to get the male camaraderie and to not get the lolstupidwhore comments. Everything else is true though, the situation is the same, just the genders reversed.
>>35314625
Ayyy dude if you don't want to post a pic it's okay. You don't have to make shit up.
>>35314625
>the situation is the same, just the genders reversed.
So, his vag dries up at the sight of your face? Or am I missing something here.
>>35313821
I do squats and ohp in a row because it makes sense and it's sensible. Never get looks or anything.
>>35314641
I've also whined about this in a thread before. Like I said, I have a pretty good body, but is dick goes limp at the sight of me.
Anyway, I'm mostly here because it keeps my fingers occupied so I'm not tempted to text him
>>35314625
My post still applies
But if you really are a average looking chick with a fit body and your boyfriend doesn't want to have sex with you then it's him not you that's the problem. Maybe "maybe" your too clingy and so he has lost interest because there is no chase but it's far more likely that he just wants to bang other chicks and possibly already is.
End it now, you'll be fine. It's harder giving this advise to a girl but it still holds just as true. 2 months from now life will be immensely better.
Or just disregard me because I'm just some random dude from Australian who's life will not be effected regardless of what you do
>>35314648
I think it's the face, I don't think my body is disgusting. But it doesn't matter. If he was never attracted to me in the beginning, that other anon said it'll probably never grow.
>>35314661
Lmao, I was in that thread as well. This is comedy gold.
>>35314661
lolstupidwhore
>>35314661
Yeah there's something else to it.
Have you got derpnipples or a skanky vagoo?
Cos unless your face is falling behind, the other thing to consider is him being gay.
>>35314667
I guess
I'm going do the best practice of relationships, accept it, and go no contact
definitely don't go begging to him >.>
anyway, let's go back to being fellow bros
> disregard females, acquire money
>>35314661
Look, I've been keeping you from texting him for two threads already, I think I'm entitled to a boob about now.
>>35314661
Have you thought about the fact that he might have penis problems and that's why? Shit happens and it's pretty traumatic for men. Have you talked about shit or are you just guessing a lot?
>>35314691
My breasts are laughably flat, would you like a fun comic con picture of a hot X-men character instead? I took it myself. I think it's Black Widow and Gambit
>>35314714
This is fair.
I once bedded a beautiful 8/10 french chick but couldn't get it up for some reason.
[spoiler]I'm starting to think I can only do it with chicks with mental issues.[/spoiler]
Ain't fun yo.
Speak with him like an adult, get to the core of it.
>>35314739
You make for a hot gambit.
Who's the girl?
>>35314739
That you in the right corner? Yeah you look a bit flat but that aint no problem for me.
>>35314714
I'm guessing a lot. But it's his penis, if there was a problem with it, he should tell me instead of pushing me away
Should I swallow my pride and ask him if he has medical issues? Besides I think I've already asked him about his penis and he said it's totally healthy. Maybe he was just being defensive.
>tfw told a girl I was falling for her and she told me she was a lesbian
>>35314746
That's Black Widow, I think.
>>35314757
doh ho ho ho
>>35314767
Just ask straight up if his erectile dysfunction has anything to do with you. Why are a lot of you so dense? Just fucking talk to the other person so they know your concerns, which is what is done in every healthy relationship.
>>35314767
you gotta be more sensitive. A man's ego can be very fragile at times especially when it comes to sex.
>>35314767
Well I'm doing some guesswork here as well but in his mind you MIGHT be the whore who leaves him just because he can't get it up. And I'm not necessarily talking about a medical issue. Some guys get very self conscious about not being able to get it up since that's a big part of being a man. If he never gets hard I feel like it's more about anxiety than your looks because unless you're so gross that he almost pukes simple physical contact with the thing should get it going. Penises are pretty easy.
Just talk to him. If you can't do that then the relationship won't get anywhere anyways.
>>35314767
First of all, make sure you dont have floornips or an expired clam.
But yeah, speak to him, dont be a fucking autist.
>>35313821
my gym has 3 full cages and a rack
of course i'm going to ohp in the rack
>>35314802
I have a many flaws, one being excessive pride. Unfortunately it was triggered when I heard, "You don't sexually arouse me at all. We should separate." So now I'm in "FINE! Then I WILL" mode
>>35314739
>My breasts are laughably flat
That's fine, I'm so starved of female contact that a pair of pancake tits of a random female from across the globe excites me.
>>35314811
So what should I say? Should go up to him on Monday and say hey, I'm okay with only cuddling? =D No pressure on the dick hardness, we'll take it one step at a time
Errrgggh what if he says, "No, my dick works fine. I'm just not sexually attracted to you."
Darn you, excessive pride!
>tfw you will never be that guy who girls pine for even though he can't get it up in bed for them
some people just have life on easy mode don't they
>>35314850
Do you enjoy each other's presence? Do you like touching each other? Cuddling without pressure on actual penetration might not be bad. Pay attention if he gets an erection while fondling. If he does, it might be really his anxiety.
>>35314857
>anxiety
>for 9 months
ay lamo
>>35314864
sounds like what he's really craving is boipucci
>>35314864
Technically only 5 months of actively trying, the last 4 months have been dead
>>35314830
sigh, you have been very kind to me. Okay, I'll see what I can do.
>>35314874
>>35314502
You sound insecure as fuck
>>35314855
Guy is either in a dead relationship for months or his peepee doesn't work, I don't that's easy mode.
>>35314830
Thanks for giving me the resolve to tell him it's okay if he doesn't get it up, we can just cuddle
>>35315138
>slight curvature
>>35315138
>flat
id take those over heavy hangers anyday
>>35315172
>>35315207
Thank you, you two.
I'll rest over the weekend, and I'll let go of my pride and talk to him Monday or Tuesday, and I'll try my best to be understanding of the penis issue. I'm off to bed. I'll probably whine in another thread on /fit later this week and give an update.
>>35314739
>>35315235
I recognize this fair ground, by any chance you live in London?
>>35315138
Ayo damn man you weren't joking about those. Those are trap tier tits.
Bless this thread.
>>35315288
This is the highlight of my Sunday so far.
