Mirin thread
>April 2015
>Get arrested by two female blonde white cops in their mid 20s
>both of them hold onto my biceps/delts/triceps with both hands as they escort me to the police car
mirin thread
A grill looked me up and down as I left the gym today.
She didn't smile upon eye contact.
Dunno what to think of this. Never been mired before.
>>35310931
She was checking you out.
>Resting between OHP sets
>Guy comes up to me as he's leaving the gym
>'Hey man, your squats are amazing!'
>Really?
>'Yeah, [something, something, something]'
>Thanks
I had only squatted 100 kg, 5x3, but whatever - first explicit mire, I'll take it.
>>35310708
>Worked as nude model for art class for a semester
>professor had me strike zyzz like pose for 20 min drawing
>hear him talking to students about how nice it is to finally have a muscular model
>kinda bad part was kept asking me if I was cold because I had shrinkage from all the anxiety doing that
Mixedfeels.jpg
>went back and stole some of the sketches the next day that got hung up because I'm a narcissist
>>35311583
You have to post them for this to be true.
Picture related.
>>35311729
fag
>>35311729
n-no homo
>>35298859
Check the catalogue next time OP
>>35306284
Another one
>at work
>have a whole bunch of shit to move from one room to another a long distance aways
>lot of other guys being lazy as shit or at least ineffectiveness, and I just want to get home
>take my jacket off so I don't start sweating and overheat
>body disnorphia so I always unbutton my collar and sleves and untuck it so I don't get caught at an ugly angle that would make it look like I have a muffin top which also makes me more aesthetic in general
>decide at one point to lift a table over my head, its only marginally easier to move it that way but it might just be detrimental because it tires shoulders out faster
>deep down iknow I do it for attention when I think about it
>9/10 qt says she loves it when people take off their jackets and she finds out people have muscles because otherwise everyone looks boxy
>I'm hoping it was directed towards me
>tfw she doesn't work there any more
>she was a natural redhead
>redheads are a fetish of mine I find them so cute
>all we've ever done was hold a stare sometimes for long moments
>mfw I never talked to her at all ever and I probably will never get the chance to ever
>>35310708
>been lifting ~3 months
>get haircut
>visit senpai
>sunny day
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"
>mfw
>>35316416
Get bigger work on hygenie and get a haircut
Manlet shitnis mostly in your head
ayyyy
>less than a week ago
>helping set up chrismas tree in school
>putting on ornaments and shit
>a girl comes by to help
>7.5/10, cute as fuck
>shoot the shit
>fuck around
>wearing fitted longsleeve (almost like them underarmor shits but im not a polyester faggot, only cotton boy)
>some ornaments have glitter, so of course it gets on her hands
>joking around and saying "you can have the glitter anon"
>rubs her hands around my biceps/upper arms
>mirin hard as fuck look
>of course she does it again, so i do it to her (i put a fuck ton of glitter on my hands) but instead of her arms i just put on her waist
>general shoot the shits
theres always some excuse as to why bitches are trying to feel me up
>>35311716
Sent them to friends as gag gifts but trying to get them back this week
>cousins come over for holidays
>last time l saw them they were around 5
>13 and 15 now
>they sleep over
>we spend the day playing vidya and eating junk food while parents are shopping
>little cousin jokingly asks if she can call me "big guy"
>mfw
I'm not even that big
>>35310708
>got arrested
>police restrained me
>t-they m-mirin
>>35310708
Continuing my other post
> girl at work says my arms are big, flex for her and she feels me up
> shows me her lower back tattoo, very flirty
> get her number the other day, text her to see when she's off, no response
> talk to her today, she tells me "anon you don't really know me, you only know me in here at work"
> tell her "I want to get to know you out there"
> tells me im too young for her (she's 21 im 19)
> mfw
why did she 180 on me brehs I was sure I'd get to lick her asshole
Told a story about a hooker mirin my butt a few days ago. I don't want to greentext it again, just wanted to say I meet her again on Tuesday.
>>35316531
>cotton
So you were wearing a sweater youfag
>>35319707
It's clearly a joke you fucking autist.
>>35319917
>That body
>In shape
Oh I wish. ;_:
>>35315783
Autism: the post
>>35321472
dysmorphia killing u bro?
[spoiler] the ride never ends[/spoiler]
