ALRIGHT /FIT/ - THIS IS WHAT WE LIFT FOR
WHAT THE FUCK
>visit dad
>asks me to buy a christmas tree
>we go buy a nice one
>carry it around like a slave
>mom is happy
>feelsgoodman
>i lift it into the house
>my dad says hes not feeling well
>COLLAPSES
>WTF
>mom panics
>dad just laying there knocked out
>we put him in a safe position quickly
>my heart is racing
>i decide to LIFT him up and carry him to the couch
>mom calls 911
>im panicking too
>figure that the hospital is not so far away
>LIFT him back up and carry him into car
>mom is screaming at me but i cant hear shit
>race to hospital
>LIFT him out of the car and carry him into ER
>scream around like an autist
>mfw they told me he had a stroke and probably would have died if it wasnt for my lifts
GAINS = LIFE SAVER
THIS IS WHY WERE ARE /FIT/
still shaking bros .. hold me
good job op, hopefully he makes a decent recovery. id rather be dead than be in the state most people are in after a stroke
>>35307205
You saved your dad bro!
I'm going to approach every lift like this is really happening and run around the gym in a panic trying to save stroke victims with lifts
>>35307205
>>35307205
Lift him how? Like a sack of potatoes or...
>>35307205
3 LIFTS COMON
>>35307205
Good job, but it's mostly your adrenaline that gived you the most strenght.
There is also a story of a fat woman who lifted a car for 30 min, because her son was beneath the car dying. Because of the adrenaline she manged to do it.
She never lifted in her life.
>>35307222
ffSSSSSSS i didnt think about this shit yet they are going to do these brain scans and shit idk whats gonna happen
>>35307240
i attribute it to my gains
>>35307256
do it
>>35307290
could be idk
Good work OP
Saving for future motivation. Good job OP, you did good today. Not all of us are so lucky to be able to save our loved ones in such a manner. Be thankful for what you have and make sure your father knows you love him.
>>35307324
thanks
>>35307443
i will
Make sure you eat more protein to fuel the extra lifting your muscles did, other wise good job champ
good job but
>better go tell 4chan!
Damn OP.
That's some good shit you did.
Tell us more on the lifts, was it deadlift style? You tossed him over your shoulder?
>>35307290
At least his dick works.
>>35307510
more like DL style
>>35307205
How was your form?
>>35307205
>I wanted to do something romantic with my wife for ages
>have been planning a Christmas trip
>all of a sudden my son comes home
>looks like he has been lifting
>within a few minutes he is flirting with my wife
>my wife wont look at me because my son looks good now
>tfw I see her complimenting his ass
>tfw it has been five years since I started getting a cold shoulder from her
>my Christmas planning is ruined due to my son
>go shopping for a tree instead
>those two keep being frisky with each other
>that fucker looked down at me as he picked up the Christmas tree and said it was so easy to carry
>wife hasnt looked at me since we left the house
>I feel so angry, why is this happening to me
>finally get home
>my wife pinches my sons but and calls him a good boy while blushing
>my blood starts boiling
>at this point I start loosing consciousness
>wake up in the hospital
>wife is holding my sons hand
kill me now fit
>>35307205
LMAO1DAD
>tfw you can't lift your father yet and if his time came you wouldn't be able to save him
F-fuck
Jesus Christ, OP. You're a beautiful person.
Best wishes to your dad.
>>35308059
Should also say my own father had a stroke about a week ago, thankfully the ambulance wasn't far away. It was minor and he's expected to make a full recovery, but at least part of that prognosis was due to the speed that he was taken into care. You definitely helped out big time.
Also my dad had saved his own father by lifting him out of the tub when he slipped - grandpa was on oxygen and couldn't breathe in the humidity. Strength saves.
>don't want to wait for light to change
>have to get to the other side of a 6 way road
>pick gf up and run across road through traffic with her
>save 5 minutes
This is why I lift.
>>35307205
Good fucking work.
That's why I lift. I need to be the best I can be for the ones I love. Great job OP
>tfw my dad was skinnyfat lanklet his whole life but is now borderline obese since my mum divorced him and he remarried some fatty
>tfw I can deadlift 3plate but will never be able to carry my dad into a car
>tfw the fatter he gets the less likely I am to lift him at all
>go to hospital
>inna waiting room
>getting a few mires because wearing suit
>5' skinny nurse comes out to get some water but the cooler is empty
>goes back
>head nurse comes out
>"Mr. Anon, we need a big strong man to refill the water cooler, can you come back here?"
>"No problem!"
>go back and deadlift LMAO1jug
>farmer carry it back to the lobby
>curl it onto the cooler
>return to the nurse
>"You're done already? Thanks!"
>mires for the rest of my checkup
It'd have to be one crazy strength test, since my father is around 140 kilos of deadweight. Of course, that's not a particularly heavy deadlift at all (Hepburn had me doing 3x8 of them), but lifting someone who's more or less a heavy fucking bag sounds like it'd be much harder than lifting a nicely balanced barbell with equal amounts of weight on each side.
I think I better rig up some pulleys in the living room and work on getting my tractor driver's license. Thanks for the wakeup call, OP.
>>35308191
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fireman%27s_carry
should practice your squat instead
>>35307205
ya dun good anon
#proud
>>35308242
>Best squat is 152.5 for 5
Shieeet, if he tipped over tomorrow, it might just work out by some fine hairs.
Best hope my sister collapses too, so I can get a warmup set of ~100 kg first.
What can I squat for a ~60-70 kg warmup before that? How heavy is a typical fridge?
>>35308301
>60-70kg
get a girlfriend
>>35308311
How much do I have to squat to get one of those?
>>35308336
at least 1dad
its a vicious cycle
>>35307883
fukin lmao
>>35307205
>>35307222
Occupational therapist here. Dont worry op most people rehabilitate pretty well.
He will probably be paralysed on the left or right side of his body. Maybe some cognitive dysfunctions or he might have difficulties speaking.
These all sound terrible I know. But if the rehabilitation is started as soon as possible the better. But the most important thing is that he trains at home also, not just at therapy.
There have been recent studies that even playing Wii (bowling, boxing etc.) can help. So just make him play video games at home if he isnt intrested in other activities. All in all any activity he does helps.
>>35307883
kek
>>35308176
>geting tricked into doing free labor for some lazy cunts.
Played lol.
