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Share your most recent or all time best mire story
>OP doesn't include a story of his own
Kill yourself.
>>35298870
He never gets mired and wants to vicariously experience what it feel like, Sherlock.
>>35298870
I have no mirin stories. But they're a part of my inspiration to keep going... so I made the thread.
;_;
>mention how I won't go out to drink after work with my coworkers because I cut out alcohol 3 months ago when I started lifting
>"haha you lift anon?"
>Ask if they can tell, they laugh awkwardly and say my shoulders look a little bigger
>t-thanks, you too
Well, did I make it?
>>35298859
> be me 6'3" 150lb almost exiting Auschwitz, and into the Otter kindom.
> at this local coffee shop chatting up this QTPI barista. trying to figure out a good way to ask her out that's not like "lets go get coffee"
> go back to study table, memorizing shit for final the next day.
> start chatting with the people in the room, there is some dude that i know and his friends are in there.
> They all get up to leave, and this little azn grill and me start talking about what shes majoring in.
> "BLAH BLAH BLAH, he friend joins in BLAH BLAH"
> on the way out the grill asks, "hey its there a way for me to talk to you later?"
> frozen in tracks like a deer into headlights. Uh yeah add me on facebook. wait i dont have facebook. uhh.
> SHE saves me, oh just add me on snatch chat.
> proceed to add her on snatch-chat, and her friend.
... thats the second time in a week, some pre-teen highschooler also gave me her number there. i dont wanna go to jail and get anally raped so im not calling her...
> TFW i just wanna talk to the barista because shes such a QT.
>>35298859
>Wake up, sore chest after yesterday's workout
>Shower, breakfast, off to uni
>Look at myself in every car window I walk by
>"Chest is looking good, anon"
>"Thanks, anon"
>I stare at every tolerable girl I see, they might be mirin'
>They awkwardly stare back
>Why is everybody looking at me, it's so weird, it's just a chest workout?? Girls are so shallow
>walking around supermarket tonight
>See ultra hot mid thirties blonde
>shes wearing sexy secretary glasses, 8.5/10 face and best ass I've ever seen in very skintight black yoga pants
>like legit 10/10 ass how is she living in this shithole area
>Slyly follow her around shop staring at ass in wonderment for several minutes
>She ignores me because I stopped working out 2 years ago and am skinny piece of shit
>see different cutie walk past me and smile at me
>see her again in other aisle and she smiles at me again
>8/10 easter european face and slim grey coat
>get first confidence boost in months but decide to become /fit/ again to experience some 10/10 ass
>come home and have pie and chips for dinner
>fin
>>35298859
>be 16
>about a year of serious lifting under my belt
>capped delts, big chest and legs, 13-14% bf
>show up at some stoners party
>chilling on the back patio with some 14-15yo sloots
>two of them are decent looking and another is fat
>all wearing leggings and crop tops
>doing lines of "white shit" off the picnic table
>they're completely fucked up
>starting oogling me and grabbing my arms
>"you must have abs, anon? show us!!"
>fuck.gif
>they stick their hands up my shirt
>start smiling
>"yeah, kind of" they say
>lol
>one of them takes me to the side
>asks to fuck the fat one
>"she hasn't gotten laid in 6 months!"
>i refuse on principle
>she shrugs it off
>we all cram in my buddy's car
>eating at mcdonalds around 2-3am
>fat girl goes to bathroom with two of my friends
>jerks them both off
>gross
>walk home shortly after
>4 years later
>one of those girls ends up killing a cop, getting into heavy organized crime "trap queen" shit, but got off on technicalities as a minor
>fat girls loses the weight and is now a legit 8 or 9/10
>i'm preparing for law school with 3.8GPA
>and /fit/
oh how times flies
>>35299114
you are really far away from exiting Auschwitcz. Like 30 lbs away at very least.
>I'm at the gym, chest/shoulders day and almost completed my workout
>get a call from my brother, he has a flat tire and asks me to pick up his son from kindergarten
>no problem
>cancel my workout and drive to his kindergarten, no shower, still in my gym attire
>arrive at the kindergarten and say hello to all the people waiting outside, 90% women
>I get a few looks and feel kinda weird, but I was a stranger to them so I just ignored it
>my nephew comes out, sees my and runs to give me a hug
>love this rascal
>I toss him up and catch him, he laughs and I sit him on my shoulders
>I approach his kindergarten teacher to explain who I am, but she already knows because my brother called her
>so I spend the afternoon with my nephew
>get a call from my sister-in-law the next day
>she tells me that she was questioned about me
>'who was this muscular guy?', 'how old is he?', 'what is his profession?'; 'he is so good with kids, is he a father?'
>I laugh and say 'maybe I should pick him up more often'
>'Anon no! They are all married or too old for you. Don't flatter yourself'
>I heard my brother interrupting her 'why are you cock blocking him?' with laughter
>6 months into lifting
>6'4 280 7% bf
>I walk through uni
>bitches literally cannot stop looking at me
>go into class and awarded for best final project in engineering in whole graduating class
>9/10 tight ass eurasian locks eyes with me
>she immediately begins orgasming
>go home
>awarded homeowners jackpot of $5 million
>sit back and bang my two girlfriends at once
>They begin to squirt at just the sight of my 10 inch long, pop can thick erect cock
Just another day in the life, I guess
>>35299475
Get in on that primo milf pussy bro
>>35299537
this is my everyday struggle. no challenges anymore
>ex-gf said my back looks like an "upside down triangle"
I'll accept that.
This has been a pretty meta mirin thread.
>been lifting for a few months
>5'9" = easy gains
>out to dinner with family for holidays
>getting some mexican
>sitting in my seat when I notice a girl staring at me
>ho looks hungry
>I look around and then back to her
>she smiles
>unimpressed with this 7/10 ogling me i pull out my phone
>she sees my anime wallpaper
>mfw she looks disappointed
>>35299475
drown in the milfs my boy, go
>fat
>cutting
>qt pa2tee pt "you look a lot different"
>thanks
mirin dedication, i will take that.
>>35299475
>I heard my brother interrupting her 'why are you cock blocking him?' with laughter
kek
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>tfw I'll never contribute to these threads because im 5'6
>>35299158
The only mirin here was the one that the ass received.
Plus, the girl was not smiling, but laughing at you for being so creepy. Lmao.
>>35300058
Just wear heels
>>35300156
Still a mirin story
>in art class (still in highshool - last year tho)
>class is filled with qt's and some high test womyns
>only ripped guy there, but not many people know it because i hide my power level by wearing my sweater all the time
>suddenly think to myself its way too hot inside the room
>stand up and pull the sweater off over my head
>hear a qt 3.14 high test gril from behind groan/moan loudly and slam her palm on the table
>surrounding grils slap her on the shoulder and tell her to shut up
>bro in my table tells me they keep looking back at me
>art teacher tells them to stop getting distracted and finish their work since its due tomorrow
>smirks at me, i just smile back
>comes up to me and puts her hand on my back and quickly pulls it away
>tells me my project looks good
How do i convince them to have a huge five-some with me guys
>>35300156
the girl was smiling at me. thats why i was so confused because i havent been mired for months. i know a creepy stare when i see one (often)
>Meet up with former coworkers at a bar last night
>They are in town for an event, get to run the corporate credit card at the bars
>Help one of the coworkers get to the bar
>Asks me to do a shot, say no we are already wasted and leaving soon
>slaps my chest "Aww cmon anon one shot!"
>as soon as her hand hits my chest she stops, moves hand downwards, eyes wide following
>"Have you been working out?"
>"Y-yes"
>eye fucks the shit out of me and says "Oh my, you...are dangerous"
>Spend the night in her hotel room
Pretty pleased with how it turned out
>>35300508
Tell them you want to paint on them with your dick
>>35299173
Man im not sure if law school is worth it. UVA is almost 250k and Georgetown isnt that far behind. Those are considered low tier out of the top law schools in the nation so I imagine stanford harvard and all manage to be more expensive. Youre not gonna be a hotshot lawyer unless youre in the top distinction which is pretty hard because of how competitive it is. Im not sure if cheap state law schools are worth it since the firms are starting from the top ones then work their way down
>>35300058
It's probably more likely because you're ugly and/or DYEL, desu.
>>35300746
>did boxing since i was 12
>A few amateur fights but mostly coaching and training partner for those attempting pro
>A group assignment i did got highest marks and won a faculty award
>go out to celebrate
>Have a broken nose from where i slipped on sweat when entering the ring and smashed my head into the floor
>Girl in group quite drunk and asks me about nose
>begin to tell her story of how i got it entering a boxing ring
>cuts me off "wow anon are you a boxer...That's so scary."
>Lightly touches my nose, feeling the lump where it broke
>Hand moves around to cup the back of my neck and pulls me in for a kiss
>End up at her apartment
>Keeps telling me how hot i am when i'm just lean ottermode
>"y-y-you too"
did i do good anons?
>>35299475
>>35300817
I'm not American, but I presume studying law at th top university in, say, Iowa, is a safe bet if you want to practice in that state, as Harvard grads are hardly flocking to practice law in Iowa.
>go to the gym
>lift weights
>everyone is a normie
>hugely impressed by my 1/2/3/4 lifts
>everyone literally stopped their workouts to watch me
>after I was done people would come up to me and say "impressive"
If girls mire I don't notice, only guys since they actually come up to me or are noticeably intimidated. But hey, a mire is a mire
>>35299475
This is a happy little story.
>>35298859
>arrive at uni (law school) 2 classes late cause i played vidya until 5 in the morning
>its my 3rd year and i dont know anyone. sit by myself as usual and dont talk to anyone cause everyone found friends except me
>every now and then girls try to initiate conversations with me ( honestly im good looking but since i dont leave my house anymore and my skin is so pale i get chatted up a lot less )
>go home, eat 3 steaks, do planche progressions, play CSGO, practise lucid dreaming
>sleep
>repeat
i miss my girlfriend so much :( her new bf is a skinnyfat ex-virgin engineering student
but at least i can almost planche now
>>35301035
At 10 planche pushups you get an instant gf voucher
>>35299475
Best in thread
>>35299114
It's snapchat not snatch-chat.. Unless I'm missing an obvious joke.
>>35299140
> it's just a chest workout??
lmao. oh autism how do u lighten up my cold dark herat.
i have a story from about year ago
>was late at night
>during bulking phase so i decided to walk to mcdonalds since its ez 2k cals and right up the street
>get my food, now walking back home
>its pretty dark but i can see 2 figures approaching me, hear laughter in the distance too
>two mexican guys approaching me
>hear one of them say "shh shh let's scare him"
>about 5 ft from each other,i quickly notice theyre drunk, one has a can of beer in his hand
>try to walk around, can't
>"aye, whassup foo?"
>"sup" try to play it cool because i dont wanna get stabbed
>"do u have 50 cents i can borrow so i can get on the bus?"
>"nah sorry, all i have is an old bus card"
>"aight, aye u workout huh?"
>"uh, yeah"
>guy with the beer can slowly approaches me
>he touches my arms
>"heh"
>and then he grabs my chest
>"dammmmm that chest"
>a couple minutes later, still grabbing it, more liek gropping it
>"dam, you got a nice chest"
>realized im being sexually harassed
>a couple minutes later, they asked me if they thik a buff guy could win in a fight. i say no and we part ways
not sure if that was a mire or not but it happened.
First ever post on /fit/
No green text...
4 months working out,
At gym, Saturday afternoon, totally dead.
See greasy inbred rednecks benching 115lbs over and OVER again,
Get on bench when they move to incline,
Do lmao1.5pl8 like a dyel faggot.
One guy waves to get my attention,
Gestures at his chest and points at me
"Is that all natural or is that creatine?"
"I don't take creatine, just got mah whey protein and lots of water.
By the way you shouldn't drink mountain dew while you work out"
"Whey protein? bet that tastes awful! I'll stick to steaks and coke" (alabama, so all soda is coke for some reason)
These guys were seriously inbred, but their mirin' gave me a little confidence boost.
you should have seen the "woman" that was with them... 3/10 with an average body but a face like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.
>chest day
>oh shit my boys are here and they got the chains set up on the bench
>this is a uni gym so its a rare occurrence that someone brings out the chains since they belong to the head coach
>some plg guys and football team guys all working in on this
>i get on this chain bench gang bang
>legit 90% of the gym girls staring at us
>i hit a 2plate for a solid 2 with a good pause at the end
>plg bro is repping it for 5x5 like its nothing
>same with some of the football guys but some were weaker than me
>they all finish up and im left alone to do some rep work with the chains
not sure where i was going with this
maybe i'll have actual miring stories after tomorrow when exams are done and i can leave cocoon mode
running story, but here goes..
>one of last races of XC season, divisionals, 300 kids on the line
>first mile, in the top 10, feeling really good
>spend next 800m getting into the top 5
>fuck it, I'm going for first
>half way through the race, its just me and another runner going for first
>teammates, the girls team, coaches, teachers, parents and friends start running around the course cheering me on
>I know the kid running with me is tired as hell, form goes to shit
>800m left, friend's parent screams as me "break him!"
>kick like hell, no way he can match my move
>come in first, gold medal, crushed my PB
>teammates all praising me, girls hugging me, coach proud as hell
>>35301707
>prefontaine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78MznRDoiC8
>Get fit
>Surrounded by 18 year old girls
>tight bodies, constantly miring my new found gains and physique
>Always trying to grab my arms, touch my chest, etc.
>Always trying to hug me, and will squeeze me tight around my mid body/abdominal region.
>Can tell they're attracted to me, it's pretty fucking obvious
>mfw I'm a teacher
>>35299716
Work on the traps lol
>>35301795
Living the life
>>35301795
just fuck some. i hear it's actually pretty normal for teachers and students to fuck. you can't ignore or chemistry when it's there.
only ones that get caught are the ones that fuck the idiotic students who tell their friends. and those are super rare
>>35301870
"But officer, this guy on 4chan said..."
>>35301870
or do what my teachers did and keep in contact with them and one they graduate you're in the clear
>>35301359
Don't ever post again
>>35299475
nice dude, living the good life
>>35301795
>tfw similar story, but I substitute teach for a joint elementary-middle school
>dem 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th grade mires
I know I'm living someone's fantasy, but fuck man they're like half my size
>they ask you to come over to help with something and then they grab your arm
they know exactly what they're doing
>>35301286
>he doesn't know what a snatch is
>>35299716
>>35302351
One of the best movies ever. How does anyone NOT know what Snatch is?
>>35301359
>you should have seen the "woman" that was with them... 3/10 with an average body but a face like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.
hey I get that reference. she must have been Canadian.
While I don't have some jaw dropping story where some girl sleeps with me because I have a nice body, I can tell you how I am treated differently.
I was like probably many of you are, I was skinny, small, no one payed much attention to me, especially girls. I was seen as a child to my peers, girls, and family. I read these stories on /fit/ dreaming of one day to become someone with an amazing body. I spent two years of my life busting my ass, and let me tell you it was well worth it.
The difference between being skinny and having a nice body is day and night (6'1 180lbs lean), the way people treat you and act around you is amazing. I did this transformation between sophomore and senior year of high school and let me tell you, walking around with an aesthetic body in high school is like walking on cloud 9. When I walked through the halls it felt amazing, when I walked toward a big group of people they would part like the red sea. And the best part, the best part was the girls. Every time I would walk past a girl, I would look into her eyes, and a lot of time she would be staring at my body in a tight fitting shirt. This was my crack, I worked out, I lived for these moments. There was nothing more motivating or satisfying to me than to see these girls stare at my body.
Let me tell you from personal experience, transforming your body from either skeleton mode, or ham planet mode to an aesthetic body will absolutely change your perspective of the world.
>>35299089
They were being cunts keep at it 3 months is a short time.
>>35302516
Now that's inspirational (for me).
I honestly can't wait for 6 months to milk out the SS gains (only at it for a week) and transition to a bodybuilding routine.
Do you think a year and a half of continuous lifting would be enough to see results?
>>35298859
>be me, on the MAX headed home from my internship
>in a button up and tie, feelinflyforahalfwhiteguy.png
>spacing out as train comes to a stop
>out of corner of my eye see tons of movement through the window of the train on the sidewalk parallel to the track
>chick standing around with a couple of her friends is trying to get my attention
>she's signaling and giving me a thumbs up while pointing to me and blows me a kiss
>motions both hands up giving me a 10
>smile and signal/mouth words for her to call me as train pulls away
too slow to react and get out. made me grin way too hard the rest of the way home
>>35299475
well aint that some cute shit
>>35302677
>Do you think a year and a half of continuous lifting would be enough to see results?
>>35302677
Defiantly, the factors that I attribute to my success was work ethic in the gym, eating 4000 calories a day, and sleeping 12 hours a day. The most important thing is consistency, I had a physical need to workout, like a drug addiction, even when I went on vacation I still worked out 5 days a week.
>>35299114
Your story and your comic both suck, man.
> be me
> 19yo 183cm 76kg 13% ish
> clawing out of skelly, fixed acne and hair
> coming out of gym after back and biceps
> gym is hot so vasodilation means great pumps
> bottom of stairs some big titty girl is waiting for the elevator
> she's straight up staring at me. Makes me nervous so I look around because beta autist.
> elevator door opens. Still staring. Wat.
> i look back at her, holding eye contact this time. Probably puzzled expression because I'm retarded.
> door dings again as its shutting and she hurriedly puts a foot in and rushes in.
Was she mirin or did she just space out?
PS. I don't know how to greentext.
>>35299114
I'm 160 at 5'11" and am barely ottermode.
You're so hungry that you're hallucinating, m8.
For you, just eat until you're 170. You could have mediocre nutrition and an average workout routine and you'd still get mostly lean mass because you're so under weight.
Eat as much as possible.
>>35302733
>sleeping 12 hours a day
That's impossible for me because uni.
I also bike to my uni 10km one way so I'm not sure how that would affect my gains and nutrition.
>>35299537
>eurasian
>>35299158
Why the hell are you here? On /fit/?
If you don't do anything to improve your health and act like a fat slob is there any reason to spend your time here? Even worse, why are you posting here? People like you bring down the quality of this board, but then again I can only assume all you do is read mirin threads and tfw no gf so it doesn't matter anyways.
>>35302107
But by then, the danger thrill is gone.
Is best wood.
>>35301035
are you me?
>hang out with friend met in masters program
>wife has a friend come over for dinner
>friend is like 6 or 7 years older than me
>shes not good looking really, 5.5/10
>shes totally into me, laughs even when i say stupid shit, strong eye contact, feelin' the guns, the whole 9
fuck even my mirin stories are even bad. god damn why cant i catch a break.
>>35302774
>
It does burn some extra calories biking like that, but just eat extra and biking will only become beneficial.
>>35302876
>danger thrill
ehhhh...I'd rather not lose my job desu.
Also dating students after graduation is still not "moral". It's kind of weird to have students you watch grow up from freshmen to seniors while you went through your early 20's and then they start showing interest in you.
>>35300045
>mfw
>In uni
>time where classes are over but finals haven't started yet
>In these two girls' room with their suitemate and their gay friend
>Talking with them about bull shit
>Gay Dude: Hey Anon, you know *** thinks your built like a football player
>Me: What lol
>Have only been going the gym consistently starting this semester
>We all start laughing and this gets ***'s attention
>Gay Dude: Tell *** what we told you
>Me: Apparently, you think I'm built like a football player
>***: *In a high pitched voice* YEAH YOU LOOK NICE AND STRONG YEAH
>*spaghetti everywhere*
>She wants the diddly
>>35301707
Awesome
>doing stretches
>notice muslim guy in corner watching me
>he's dressed up in most american clothes ive ever seen
>american flag sweat pants, white tank top blue headband
>he's staring at me with the force of a thousand suns, and has some device in his hand
>oh fuck it's a bomb
>turns out to be just a recording device
>every time I would do a stretch or exercise to he would spit some Arabian shit in the device fast as fuck
>warmups are usually 20-30mins
>about 10 minutes in of Muslim standing in corner talking into his device he walks over to me
>I prepare to explode
>he stands about 20 feet or so from me
>stares at me as I do deep knee bends
>he speaks into device in full blown arab and starts to do deep knee bends
>straighten up, he immediately speaks into device and straightens up himself
>jump on pullup bar in front of me, it's about 50 feet long and goes across half the room
>speaks very fast into device and jumps into pullup bar right next to me
>start doing slow pullups to warm up my upper body
>he follows me perfectly
>tf
>about 10 pull ups later he's still with me but struggling af
>we jump off bar at the same time
>immediately speaks into device
>this shit goes on for another 10 minutes until I leave to do fee weights
>he fucking follows me
>mildly entertaining and weird as fuck
>pick up 35lbs to curl and he picks them same weight, his arms instantly drop
>he doesn't give up
>I proceed to smoothly curl 35lbs 12 times sitting down while he struggles to get one & spits viscous arab shit in his device
>my whole entire workout was mimicked by him as he spoke into his shit right after
>finish up with treadmill run for a mile
>he does the same
>leaves gym at the same fucking time
>get outside he's standing next to me with his american pants and tank top
>turn around to ask him wtf he's doing
>he just speaks into device fast as fuck and says to me "GOOD WORK BRO SEE U TMMRW HOMIE" in a thick muslim accent and fucking bolts off
haven't seen him since
>>35302934
You're alright, man
>>35302934
I can't tell what the first line has to do with the rest of the story
>be at chinese food buffet
>wearing tight dress pants and button up
>girls in dessert line saw me, heard one of them talk about my ass.. they didn't realize I was near them
>They turned around, saw me, one got red as fuck in the face
>feelsgoodman.. but why do girls only ever comment on my butt? it's legit the only type of compliment I ever get.
>>35303080
just that we're older than undergrad kids. probably not necessary to write. hindsight is 20/20
Got told i was too much bigger than everyone else to crowd surf.
>>35303102
iktfb
>>35303102
they had dicks and wanted your tight boipussy
>>35299475
This is real nice. Good feels, anon.
>>35303048
>go to toga party with some friends from a frat
>we don't have togas
>take shirts off and make a mock toga out of them
>I'm far more jacked than anybody else in the party
>go downstairs to dance floor
>dance with a few girls
>about to leave, I notice a girl look at me and her jaw drops
>"oh my god! I see you every other day before class! You're so hot!"
>th-thanks
>dance for a bit, start making out
>Whispers into my ear "I want you to fuck me"
>she grabs my dick and we make out some more
>Go outside with her to smoke, see her beta orbiters giving me bertstare
>get accused of being on steroids
>she takes me back to her dorm and we fug
The attention I get at parties triples when I take my shirt off
>nobody cared who I was until I took off the shirt
>>35303218
inconclusive whether or not she was into you. not sure that story counts as mirin.
>>35303218
She was mirin since she first saw me, she said she just never had the chance to talk to me since I was always with friends. I'd say that counts as a solid mire
>>35302681
Yooo brother. You talking Portland MAX??
>Been working out for a couple of months
>Go to local diner
>Cute waitress stops and looks at me oddly and says "You look.. Different somehow.."
>Me: "Oh? Hmm.. I uh, shaved this morning.."
>Her: "Oh, I guess that could be it."
I felt like a retard once I figured out that there was nothing else about me that I had changed besides working out.
Muscle added to skelly mode must be really obvious. I wasn't expecting anyone to notice that soon.
>>35299158
post moar pls
>>35303403
Its very noticable
A friend of mine is a skelly and went on a dreambulk (eating out constantly, we'd all force him to eat more lmao) he put on good size and within 3 months people noticed he got bigger. Lucky you, ex-skellies are really good at keeping their abs during a bulk
>>35298859
>be buying protein bar at uni
>grill says "this isn't the first time you're getting this right"
>mfw not sure if mire
>Fat skinny
>5,11 150 pounds
> Start working out
> Only squating bar to get my form good.
> Two weeks pass put on five pounders.
> Girl in Gym 7/10 Sees me squating with only five pounders and laughs
> hear "Ginger" quietly
>Oh you fucking bitch.jpeg
> 4 Months pass
> Able to squat two plates and gained 30 pounds of muscle.
> Girl comes in after a break
> Lock eyes with her
> Go over to the Squat rack and throw on plates and start doing it
> Instant shock on her face as shes just staring at me do this.
> After fifth set go over to her
> Remember me bitch?
> Her face is a mix of shock and awe.
> Tell her I remembered her being a bitch.
> She apologizes profusely.
> Tell her she owes me.
> Start talking a little bit and end up taking her back to her place and banging her.
> Goal reached, and enemy defeated.
>>35303568
She knows you've been constipated and strain to shit
>>35303586
>4 months
>30 lbs of muscle
>>35303586
things that didn't happen
>>35303586
nice imagination
>>35302754
im sorry you were not entertained. take 5 min from me. for free
>>35303586
Everything about this is fake, especially the bit about 2 plate being impressive
>>35299475
You're a good guy
>>35303586
I never usually say this, but please go back to reddit
>tfw been skelly for most of my life
>find /fit/
>Start lifting
>Almost ottermode now, 6ft and 160lbs at low bf
>At school
>qt 3.14 twin sisters approach
>"Wow, Anon, those veins!"
>tfw they are both drooling over my skinny forearms and touching my veins and shit
>Confidence boosted
>Lift even more
>Tfw dating one of the twins now
>Hope my Twinsome dreams will come true one day
>ty based /fit/
>>35299204
>>35302773
Agree with you guys. For reference, I'm 6'3" and 180 and if this guy is actually claiming to be of that height, he would be fucking skinning, cause I'm already slim.
>been working out for the last year
>been focusing on legs and butt mostly, my fave exercises
>go to the bar one night with my friends
>start playing some billiards in the back
>my shot
>lean over the table
>legs straight and long, ass high up
>this girl runs up to me after i take my shot
>musics loud
>she leans in
>"hey! you have a really great ass!"
>im blushing, so fucking proud that all this work is paying off
>we talk for a while
>get her number
>fucked her 3 times already
the feeling was amazing, guys. glad I wore my 511's.
>>35300817
As a lawyer, you've got a decent change to hit big law from a top 30ish school, but obviously a much better chance from a T14.
Honestly, you better be at least in the top 25% of your class to even be considered, preferably 10% from schools not in the T14.
Obvious exceptions for HYSC grads.
>>35302516
This reads like a pasta.
>>35299475
Smiling/10
>>35303048
what the fuck lol
>>35298859
Not really as much of a story but more of an observation. I take my lifting and eating schedules rather religiously and I guess it is showing by now. I constantly get asked by randoms "what is your goal" or "how often do you train". A veteran bodybuilder who goes to my gym has suggested multiple times that I should start competing.
I'm 187cm and have a wide back, then again, I'm 28 y/o and barely look 20. I sometimes can't buy alcohol without ID. It's a weird combination to have but I've grown to love it, so I guess I mire myself.
"My sole purpose is to leave behind the world's most asymmetrical coffin upon my death."
- My answer when people inquire about my ambitions. Then I get mired for my wittyness as well as my nattyness.
>>35301035
>mfw went back to uni to do another degree
>had an awesome GF so no longer felt pressure to flirt and meet women
>started lifting to make GF go gaga over me
>she leaves me because I've been unemployed and depressed and will be studying until I'm 28 while she's graduating this year
>all of a sudden realise how out of depth with women I am after an LTR
>on the plus side I'm now /fit/ and get mired more than I ever have in my life but my heart still hurts and I'm scared
>>35302858
Did you even read my post? I said seeing the ultra hot blonde made me decide to start lifting again hence why I am back here
>>35299114
>i dont wanna go to jail and get anally raped so im not calling her...
Nigga you had one job.
>>35301349
You allowed a few minutes of a man touching your chest?
>>35304263
autism reddit etc.
>>35304935
>a little over a week to 2016
>still not realizing this /fit/izen didn't include the part where he got a boner from it
>>35299475
My heart glows for you, anon.
Have this qt
>>35300508
volunteer to be the nude model
>I have to teach you even this
>>35303310
Damn str8 friendo. I like Portland a lot, but for once I'd like to commute without coming into contact with some fucking weirdo or mental person on the streets.
>>35299475
awesome story, just awesome
>>35301870
>super rare
Yeah man, teenage girls that like to talk. So rare. Okay.
has anyone made eye contact with a girl for at least 5 seconds? straight no bullshit eye contact
twas just at the store getting some water and gaterade and some milf and I held eye contact for like 6-7 seconds. She ended up smiling first and i smiled back. Too much of an autist to say anything though
I'm the worst at these but I have some new stories I guess
>at work
>polish 8/10 qt not doing anything
>I'm carrying multiple things that need to go to different places
>call her name and say can you put this away for me
>"what? You want me to put it in my ass"?
M-mirin right
No way that wasn't some extremely large Freudian slip
>>35303048
That was Islam will rule the world. He's a tripfag, just like you, but unlike you, I wish he was posting
>>35304045
>having a juicy ass
>fitting in 511s
Pick one
>19, started training again after a break of some months
>come downstairs, dad and 2 friends drinking a beer
> one of them says "anon, do you often go to the gym?"
>"yeah I've been today"
>they laugh and dad squeezes my arm
Best feeling
>>35298859
Okay this happened last week
>be 6'2'' 198 lbs
>graduate last summer
>girl from other class writes to me Thursday
>asks if I know any ab and back exercises
>"yes"
>asks if I also know any for thighs and butt
>"yes"
>"you know I live far away and the buses don't drive this late, I'll need a place to sleep"
>WeGonFuq.jpeg
>Fast forward to the day I trained her
>Come home
>Go into shower with her
>Stick my jellaroo-stick in her
>She leans over the table and knocks over all my shit
>I stand behind her with my diamond-pickle in her watching this in horror
>My new (clean) gymwear sweats also got dirty
What have I dont to deserve this /fit/?
>>35307178
Fiddling with traps gets you punished by Jesus boii.
>>35302516
Why dont you say "let me tell you" 400 more times faggot
>>35298859
> new year resolution fag
> see hot girl doing weights and shit
> fat as shit me lifting the dumbells and going home
> work hours change don't see hot girl for 10 months.
> come back to morning work outs.
> her watching me deadlift shirtless
> wipe the sweat from my noob gains
> she talking with her friend and moves closer to where I am.
> she says "hey did we go to school?"
> I try to lean on the wall to look cool
> miss and tip over smacking my face and she walks aways laughing
I almost had it this time guys
>>35303048
you realize you just helped him create the ISIS training regimen right?
At least they'll be a bunch of curlbros.
>>35298859
M my my mumy says I'm big
>>35307496
>deadlift shirtless
Good job you autist.
>>35307496
Why were you shirtless?
>Get big
>If i look away during a conversation and back i catch people mirin my arms
>Everytime
>People drop spaghetti everytime i catch them
It feels so good bros
>>35299475
thank you for this
I was fucking a girl from work for a while. She always mired before we started doing it, although I'm not big. Most women don't view being swole the same way we do, and they'll think you're huge and muscular with barely any muscle tone.
I got a pump and sent her a cheater selfie with based lighting once. She told me she showed another hottie from work who drooled over, and ever since, I've caught that girl miring too.
>tfw best 'mirin' moment wasn't about my body
>tfw a girl said "Anon, how did you get so confident? What was your life like?"
>>35307496
>deadlift shirtless
what kind of faggot does this?
>>35304686
Yet you say that you saw this hot blonde at the supermarket tonight, got motivated to lift, went home and ate pie and chips. Then posted it on fit.
>Be me, driving to a party with 2 friends of mine. S and J
>S is a hardcore drunk. cant function unless wasted.
>told him a thousand time not to drink in my car
>does it anyway
>while i'm not looking, that stupid fuck throws a beer cab out the window
>Hits a cop car
>we get pulled over, deal with cops for 2 hours. J has to keep me away from S the whole time
>S gets a ticket, and J for underage drinking. Luckily I didn't get shit.
>Fastforward to yesterday
>been going to gym for about 5 months
>Run into the cop
>"Hey man. You look like you been losin weight."
>"T-thanks officer."
My first mirin and it's from a cop that pulled me over
>>35307926
Have a similar experience. I worked in China for a few months and my company had also some program with a chinese university I helped with. Ones a month we had some kind of lecture to those students and I had to do some of these because my boss was abroad or just could not make it. So me and some of my colleages had to give a lecture in front of hundreds of students, mostly chinese students. At the end of one of my lectures this average looking Spanish trainee said 'Anon are you not nervous at all when ypu speak? You look so confident when you speak and you can see how people enjoy your lecture. You look like a politician.'
The power of repetition. My college emphasized on soft skills and I probably held a dozen of presentations every semester. I'm still nervous, but I do not have a negative connotation with this feeling. I kinda like it, it pushes me.
woops accidentally created a new thread with mine, heres the text
first mire ever today
>august 2015
>325lbs/6'4/weak/bad diet
>lifts were like 125lb squat (lol) 95 bench and 135 DL
>go to gym every day anyways and never lose any weight because I ate so much
>decide to eat right (i read the sticky, take notes boys)
>start losing weight and going up in my lifts for the first time ever
>feels good
>now
>focusing on oly lifting
>273lbs
>today
>front squatting 225, push pressing 155 (just started doing these two exercises recently, pls no laugh, to the normies at my cardio bunny gym i am the hulk)
>notice qt watchin my front squats since she came in
>get to push press
>wanted to see my form so had a gym bro film it for me on my phone
>girl notices that im being and filmed comes over to the power rack to watch my set
>re rack weight and she says wow that was really good
i am fat so i dont really expect to get with her or any girl from the gym for that matter but still; small mire and it made my day
>>35300058
It's more likely your autism.
>>35308132
"tell him a thousand times not to drink in my car, does it anyways"
Man, dump that fucking "friend"
You want a alchoholic friend fucking up your friend group and future people you hang around with, that doesnt give a fuck about you and gets you in trouble?
>>35308132
that sucks but who is dumb enough to through a beer can out the window of a car and who is dumb enough to do it and hit a police car with it
>ctrl + /cmt prmpt
>mirin
>not found
anyway boys here we go
>meet up with girl on tinder
>go to movies
>then back to her car in the back seat
>tells me she thought I was a scrawny fuck boy by my tinder pictures but im actually huge
>too huge
>sitting in the back seat of the car trying to make out with her while my head is stuck against the car ceiling
>she tries to ride me but my quads are too thick for her to sit on them and remain comfortably in the plane of the car
>we go to a park
>she blows me by a flower bed
>I cum on her face and go on the swings afterwards by myself
and just to brag after
>she liked me we get a hotel
>i take off my clothes and walk around with my dick out
>not dyel by fit standards, god by normie standards
>she takes my dick into her mouth and gags on it while i face fuck her hard and deep
>fuck her hard with my cardio gains from super sets on hypertrophy days
>can't even cum
>just keep drilling away for hours as she has back to back orgasms grabbing my arms/ random body part and says oh fuck your x
>finally she tells me to just put it in her ass which i have been thumbing while fucking her for a little
>cum almost instantaneously
>go out for a cigarette the same time our next door floor mate opens her door
>she keeps blushing and says sounds like you're having a lot of fun in there
I mean i don't know of too many mirin stories, but my senior year of highschool everyone knew me as the buff kid at 5'10 190 lbs 9%bf. I would go in the library after working out with a big pump and everyone would look. Even the ghetto football players would pat me on the shoulder when I walked by them when i never talked to them.
The only reason i lost my virginity, was because of my body at a party once. I was an awkward quiet kid, but everyone knew me because i was strong.
Pic related
>>35308264
Do you go to the gym with your dad? My dad wants to, but travels too often with work, so he's not reliably enough at home.
>at a party
>open up my shirt and keep dancing ;)
> all the fatties mirin'
20 years old kissless virgin... I guess I made it
>At a club
>Destroying the dance floor with my moves
>Feel someone groping my back and glutes several times
>Turn around and there is a qt latina chick
>She turns around and bolts as she sees my face
Well, I guess I have something good about me minus the face.
>>35305735
M8 but he's in highschool with other underage grills around him he could go to jail for exposing his peepee
>>35308289
I used to but towards my junior senior year my school built a new gym and i worked out there.
It's good if you can do it, maybe just go a few times with him when he can go.
>>35307099
541s are the only thing that fit and they show off my juicy calves now. Fuck 511s.
>>35308313
She might've just mistaken you for someone else, and got embarrased.
>>35299114
I hope the coffee isn't the best in town. I had girl barista super-mirin me at G&B coffee in downtown LA. It's my main stop each morning on the way to work. This girl is a solid 9/10, and we're always really flirty with each other. I thought about escalating it but then I realized that if I don't end up marrying this chick, like its just a fling or a relationship, I have to give up my coffee place and drive way out of my way to their sister location. This coffee is not replaceable and no girl is worth losing it to. So my dick remains teased as I sip my cup each morning.
> company holiday party
> have previously bragged about planks i do during the entire duration of Taylor Swift - Blank Space
> i call it "Plank Space"
> i agree, if Blank Space comes on, i will plank
> coworker tells DJ to put on plank space
> start planking
> qt i have a crush on puts table center piece on my back
> same qt texts me later "i was just thinking anon, that was an impressive plank, lololol"
>>35308187
Are you me in 5 years, bro?
I have had to speak in front of a bunch of crowds here at school and I get compliments on how I hold myself and speak all the time.
Feels p good
>>35308482
i know that feel
there are too many, i can't be bothered picking one.
>>35308235
>I cum on her face and go on the swings afterwards by myself
My favorite part.
>>35308235
badass.
>>35308053
eat big for big gains breh
>cousin lives with me
>he's 6'+ master race
>ottermode, great genes all around, swimming professionally, hopefully qualifying for the Olympics later this year
>i'm 5'7 or so manlet, DYEL just started lifting
>walk around in just underwear
>in spanish, cause spic "hey mang, you're looking better, a lot bigger legs (piernudo) too"
t-thanks
>>35308439
Are you implying that I don't have a gropable back and ass senpai?
>>35308214
this was a long time ago. I already dropped his ass after a fight we had.
>>35303935
Godspeed
Most recent was me getting chicken from the chicken shop after my gym session during my lunch break, guy was glancing at my arms whilst I was ordering as I was still in my gym gear.
>>35308264
this is how I want me and my future son to be.
>Warms my heart
>>35308536
You don't need five years to be great at speeches.
A big part are also your PowerPoint slides and body language.
If you sell it right suddenly a bad report seems not that bad at all.
>>35308235
hope you used a condom if not go get that aids checked.
had sex once, was pretty good.
>>35309805
Did he call you back?
>>35301359
Keep it up champ.
People who don't contribute, but judge anyways are scum. Get used to it.
>>35309816
no i was too much of a man for your father i guess.
>Start lifting
>People kinda mock me in the beginning, saying it wont work for a guy like me and such
>One year passes i've stuck to it and people are really admiring my size, mostly girls
>Another 4 months passes most girls are telling me i should start to maintaine the size i've gotten
>I get a job, my colleagues are probably 15 girls and 5 guys
>Some of the girls says i must be on roids to look that big they also burst out when i tell them i workout 1½-2 hours for 6 days a week
>All the guys come for me for lifting advice, asking me if i want to workout with them and such
>They all even agreed i was the biggest of us all
That last part is definetly the best thing i've ever heard, guys admitting that im the bigger one, for 1½ years ago i'd never have thought that would happen.
Now all i can think about is to try and get my ex gf back.
>>35309892
nigga FUCK yo ex
plenty more fish in the sea
>>35306284
haha wtf you made it bro
>>35304084
cunt needs a new suit
>>35303586
kill yourself
>>35309847
This explains his HIV.
>>35300911
>boxing since 12
>slips and falls on sweat and breaks his nose
lmao Martial arts fags will actually defend this
>>35299475
kawaii as fuck
>>35309989
it was probably that 6'4 black guy i saw him with two days ago.
im all clean ' lean powerliftin machine.
>>35299716
I wish someone would compare my back to an ice cream cone.
>>35301359
go back to reddit
>>35308235
ROUTINE. SENPAI PLS. I WANNA DO YOUR ROUTINE
>>35303102
learn how to greentext, you aren't blending in reddit boi
>>35303985
>everyone carries their weight the same
fucking retard
>>35298859
A woman at the mall asked me if I did modeling, and told me I had one of the most beautiful pair of legs she'd ever seen. I was hyper flattered since she was once a model herself.
>>35310057
coolcicada's PPl with added volume and cardio, bulk up after reaching a good cut and muscle base with a PHUL im 6'1 225 pounds about 16% BODYFAT.
>>35303586
When you make shit up you gotta make it some what believeable.
>>35308264
>5'10
try again
you are literally 5'8
>>35304406
It'll be all right bro. Don't give up.
>/fit/
>>35299475
benis is happy
>>35303048
>>35307779
"THIS JUST IN ISIS FOOT SOLDIERS SEEM TO BE ARMED WITH ...20s"
>>35298859
>have a lot of meetings this week with people I haven't seen in 4-5 months
>none of them recognize me, get lots of "holy shit" and "you look good"
>glad I'm slowly getting less fat, even if i'm still not into normal BMI
>Live in a very student orientated university
>Live in flat 3 doors down from a popular bar
>Drinking with my neighbors
>I'm shirtless because its fucking hot
>Flat and neighbors used to this by now
>Theres a knock on neighbors door
>A bunch of chicks there
>They ask if some guy/chick lives there
>I say "sorry must be at the wrong flat"
>They apologise and go about their business
>One chick wants to come in
>Shes constantly talking to me and im pretty fucked
>I just keep giving her alcohol and yarning to her
>Leave for a bit, come back and shes gone
>Friends explain she was coming on to me hard
>And that she left a bit upset
>I go out to look for her, find some wine in the mailbox
>Come back in and my friends make me funnel it
>I have no regrets, I just wanted to drink.
>Later that night bring back some Asian chick from a club
>Shes in town for the weekend or some shit
>Take her back to my place
>Start fingering her
>She asks for a third finger
>I'm slightly confused since two is enough for most chicks
>After fucking her she tells me that I'm the biggest dick shes ever had
>She was rubbing hands all over my body while i fucked her
>She talks about how her ex suffered from premature ejaculation
>At 4am her mates pick her up from my place
>Get some good sleep.
The last bit sounds like some guys fantasy having some asian chick mention how you're so big and ex was small or premature or some shit. But it was true.
>>35303048
obv just copying your american workout to make some sick muslim gains
>Spending the weekend away camping with some friends
>Organise to meet up with some tinder qt whilst im away
>Was planning on just smashing then leaving
>She turns out to actually be a really cool chick
>We spend the day eating ice cream, swimming and making out
>Messaging on Facebook a couple days later and she says pic related
>>35311413
>vergin
oh my god
>>35308482
dude see thats the problem, this coffee shop is owned by 1 dude, and he has the ONLY 2 shops in town. So the grillz go between shops. :(
>>35311413
She seems like a bit of an idiot
been a runner for the past 7 years. just recently started lifting these past five months. from 135lbs to 162 lbs atm
>Big bro asks to pick him up some coffee
>Finish at gym, put on some sweats and tshirt
>At Starbucks getting coffee
>Visit this Starbucks frequently cuz qt baristas
>New girl behind the counter, 10/10 pawg
>She turns around, hazel eyes, blonde hair
>Play it cool and give my order
>Notice she isn't even looking at me
>See her eyes going over my chest, shoulders, and arms
>"Wait I'm sorry what was your order again"
>Give her the order again and smile
>She flushes and turns around ignoring the money I tried to pay with
Well, it's not that great. But I did catch her staring when I turned around after a few steps. Couldnt help but smile then too
>>35310555
An explosive device has been reported To be seen in the vicinity, it appears to be a deathlift but given the size of the package it can also be a clean and jerk
New reports coming in, we confirm that it is an lmao2plaet
>My feels when the woman of my dreams ask me if I have been working out because I look way bigger
>she gives me head and swallows my cum
>she says I actually taste rather good
>>35311627
>27 lbs in five months
>>35312018
implying you can't throw on 27 pounds of fat and muscle in 5 months with good genetics
>>35310857
>tfw 5.5in dick and no girl ever comments on it
Its not really small but its not a remarkable cock either.
>>35312125
2 pounds of muscle max a month with great diet genetics and routine
fat retard here probably packed on 20 pounds of fat 3 of muscle and the rest water weight
>>35312002
>>35312125
I want broscience faggots like you off of fit
>>35312018
>>35312180
u mad?
>>35303102
do people ever actually get visibly red?
i'm still a circus freakshow so i never make anyone blush, but i feel like it's an exaggeration and nobody's face really ever gets that red
>>35312293
lets say you put on 27 pounds of muscle from roiding in 5 months, impossible, but it's hypothetical, you're still 160 pounds a full 60 pounds less than me, either you're 5'3 or just a weak ugly faggot
get bent fucking bell end
>>35312323
daaang nice estats. u mad jelly.
>>35310175
yeah, op miring story is into t-rex mode
>>35312372
>so dyel you believe a weight of 220 is an e stat
OH MY
>>35299862
Wifu was maybe shit
>>35299089
Blahahhaa
>>35312399
BEFORE I STARTED RAPPING IF YOU NIGGAS HEARD MY STORY
>Summer 14'
>been lifting for about 4 months
>Night on the town
>grill I've known for years hugs me
>'Oh my god, is that some muscle?'
>Referring to my baby triceps
>Get insanely big headed about it, the first vague compliment I've received that is /fit/ related
>Proceed to be a full blown degenerate for the next 2 months, celebrating my success
>Completely stop lifting
>Didn't start again until September 15'
I have no idea what happened. I get compliments all the time anyway, and I didn't even like her. My faggotry took me completely off guard and I'm still recovering the psychological scars it caused.
>>35312810
oh you're a nigger huh? you're content with the mediocrity of your race, why wouldn't you be content with your mediocre body.
carry on then ape
Brehs I'm getting flirted with hard by a girl I knew in high school who's back from college. I'm pretty good looking, socially competent, no one thinks I'm a virgin, but the truth is I'm a kissless loser. And I'm pretty sure I can seal the deal this week.
The fuck do I do to not mess it up?
>be at my new part time job delivering parts for anow auto parts chain
>manager showing me around our usual clients and whatnot
>drive up to old hot rod and truck type shop owned by some dude who basically mad max's the fuck out of cars and races in Baja 100
>pull up to meet "big daddy anon" what everyone knows the owner of the shop as and also his racer name
>massive old bear mode biker type guy with beard and long grizzly hair
>this the new guy? how's it working working out for you brutha? Bet nobody in the shop wants to wrestle you? Haha
>"he's a marine from camp pendleton, working for us on the weekends Big Anon
>"I can see that by his build, posture, and how well he wears even an auto parts uniform"
>firm handshake and introduce myself
>invites me to come off road his dine buggy sometime
Old bear mode alphas mirin is the best
>>35313003
Just think about other things so you're not conscious.
When I had my first kiss this year and my first gf I almost fainted because I was nervous as fuck, don't let that happen to you anon.
my mom grabbed my forearm and told me they were getting big.
not sure how to feel desu
>>35313065
i usually give my mom a kiss on the mouth and say thanks when she compliments me
>>35313003
Ask her if she likes being disappointed sexually
>>35313097
boy if you dont...
Anons of fit, I told this story once before long ago. But let me tell you the story of the first time I mired someone else.
It's less green text and more story time.
I'm a nerd. Always been always will be. I just so happen to be a nerd that's always loved the gym, so I'm in pretty respectable shape.
Play WoW for literally years in moderation in spare time, know the same people in my guild for 8+ years.
One guy I learn more about over time, call him fatbro. Fatbro lives in Texas, where everything is bigger. He lives with the most fucked up family I've ever heard of. Parents beat him from a young age, older sister had two kids with a black dude and then split leaving the kids with his family, which he then had to raise because his family wouldn't. Fed him like a pig, literally.
Fatbro over the years would sometimes try to better himself, I watched his family tear him down every time. They forced him to withdraw from Uni, mentally berated him everytime he tried to change his eating habits, threw away his healthy food he would buy with his own money. You name it, they did it to him. Poor guy was a broken shell that played games to escape his life.
Never had a girlfriend, never really had friends. I remember I actually cried the day he told me that when he was little he used to dread school because he was a fatass, he couldn't even climb the monkeybars, let alone go across them.
For years I watched this guy get destroyed by his family, but still be a complete bro to anyone he came across. One day I just decide fuck it, ask him if he is serious about getting his life together. He tells me more than anything. I tell him to pack his shit when his family is sleeping.
I buy a plane ticket, rent a car and the next day I'm at his house. Move him up to Ohio with me. His family flipped so much shit and he had no idea how to take it. Told him to wait in the car as I calmly explained to them they could choke on a pile of dicks.
(1/2)
>>35313206
quick anon, finish this!
>going to see Star Wars alone
>stand next to girl as I scan the theater for a seat
>small talk blah blah blah
>she hugs me cuz I think she was on molly
>"anon why are you so muscly"
>"uh idk"
>feel awkward, leave to sit down
no amount of gains will cure autism
>>35309816
Oh shit this guy is insinuating that you fuck men and that something is inherently wrong with that.
>>35313206
quick go back to reddit
>last week at club for friend's birthday
>dancing with girl, keeps feeling up my arms and chest, says she loves my body
>make out, dance for awhile, finally her sister and friend make her leave
>says she wishes she could stay with me, I get her number
>casually text for the past week, set up date for tonight
>thursday she says she can't remember what I look like, asks me to send a picture
>this morning she texts "I'm sorry but I don't want to go on a date thank you for the invite."
>mfw this entire situation
>>35313206
(2/2)
Fatbro is astounded at how I live. Comes with me to the gym every workout, has to start much much lower than a normie because he is in terrible shape.
Fatbro has a lazy eye, super self conscious.
A month into it, we are driving home one day after I take him to a job interview and he is honestly on the edge of a breakdown. Dude tells me he isn't going to make it, he feels like a piece of shit, I do too much for him etc.
I detour, he is confused. This whole time I say nothing. I pull over and tell him to get out of the car. Again confused but does as I say.
I get out too, we are at a nearby park with one of those fitness trails. Have him walk with me. Point at the monkeybars, tell him to climb them.
Fatbro looks at me, looks at them, repeats a few times. Sucks in a big breath of air and slowly climbs these. Watch him shake as he claims across bar until he gets to the other side.
Watch him make it to the other side and breakdown in a million tears. He spends the next hour apologizing and thanking me.
>been two years since then
>Fatbro never fallen off the train
>helped him with techniques to have no lazy eye
>watched him drop nearly 180lbs
>watched his lifts and stamina develop
>watched as he moved out of my place a month ago into his own
>has job, goes to uni, making social gains
Got a Christmas card from him yesterday
"Thanks for believing in me when I couldn't believe in myself. If you ever need anything, and I mean anything, I'll be there."
Dude has spent the last two years with my girlfriend and I, and honestly fit, I'm miring, watched my best friend go from where he was to where he is now. Couldn't be more proud.
>>35301359
his 4chan didn't come with the greentext package
>>35313263
>i made up a reddit story so you guys give me internet points
sorry to say it sucked you faggot. next time post a good mirin story or just stay on reddit
>>35313263
>Dude has spent the last two years with my girlfriend
Cucked
>>35299862
keked at the last line
>>35311413
At 5'6, lifting for mires isn't going to happen, is it?
>>35300971
nah bruh, its pretty common for people to study out of state. on the top of my head, i can think of at least 6 people i know who came to a real low tier (literally the cheapest college with dorms i could find (ie: not a community college)) school from out of state. i even know a girl from fucking iowa. and this is a shit school, not even somewhere good. the minimum required GPA is 2.0, or 1.7 if you arent taking 4 classes a semester.
the only mires i get are from myself. but a few of my (male) friends have said i look a lot better than before. ive also noticed people looking at me more, not sure if its mires (unlikely) or if ive just got the confidence to actually look back at people now instead of just staring at my feet as i walk around.
tbf though, im usually watching the way i walk, not just avoiding i contact.
>I contact
a-am i literally retarded?
>>35307375
lmao audibly keked
>>35302733
sleeping 12 hours a day is definitely not healthy, whenever i do that i feel like utter shit, not to mention it doesnt leave enough time to get anything done.
>>35312297
white people do. my ears do and my cheeks if its really bad which hasnt happened in a long time. most people try hard af to not. i mean its just blood, so if you are white itll show
>>35308510
I can only imagine how autistic you must have looked being the only person sprawled on the floor in the middle of the room
"w-what is anon doing"
"im not sure...what a weirdo"
>>35298859
>Be me
>Meet up with chick from Tinder while completely wasted
>She's only had sex with one guy before
>Take shirt off
>"You have such a good body anon"
>Cannot keep her hands off my biceps
>Holds my biceps during sex
>Next morning she's still subconsciously stroking my arms
>I loved every minute of it
