I love eggs, but the massive clean up keeps me away from them. How do i keep my shit clean easily?
>>35298004
Mother fucker hard boil them. They are better for you that way anyway.
>>35298004
just boil them
clean it right away and dont let it sit for 3 days and its not much too clean
the fuck are you doing with your eggs?
Teflon skillet and a splash or two of milk will keep them fluffy. Clean up is easy too, as soon as you're done cooking, wipe down the pan with a napkin. Let that son'bitch cool off before washing it.
>>35298004
Clean up is tough because your pans are garbage.
>>35298017
>>35298019
>just boil them
Boiled eggs are disgusting senpai
>>35298004
is that cast iron??? lol. use salt and a paper towel .
>>35298036
Hey look it's the guy who's nevergonnamakeit
>>35298004
just blast it with piss
>>35298036
>>35298004
If you're making scrambled eggs in a cast iron your life is remarkably fucked up.
Buy a frying pan that costs more than $30 you filthy plebeian
>>35298036
>caring what your food tastes like
>making it
Pick one.
what the fuck? massive clean up? nigger i eat my egg whites every morning (if i dont just drink them straight out of the carton) and it takes me 5 min to cook them and 1 min to clean the pan
what the fuck are you doing to make it a 'massive clean up' holy shit this board sometimes....
i like to cook my bacon in a non stick pan and then leave a little bacon fat in the pan as i fry my eggs
but definitely if u hate the clean up just by non stick cookware
>>35298004
Poach
>>35298086
are you implying that if I cook my own food I don't care how it tastes?
fuck you, senpai, Im a cook
>>35298036
>Boiled eggs are disgusting
Fuck you, you're disgusting. Hard boiled eggs are fucking delicious.
Enjoy your heart attack at 35 and shit gainz, fag.
I bought a decent ($50+) pan with the non stick coating... it lasted around 6 months with heavy daily use. Now I just I have to use non stick spray before use, and soak it in hot soapy water for 15m after use, the hot soapy water makes it easy to clean after that.
>>35298077
He's using a cast iron, those are usually kinda pricey.
What he needs is a cheap non stick pan which can be had for less than $10.
>>35298004
if your pan is getting too old, get a new one, basic non stick pan costs like fifteen bucks, use olive oil, cook on low heat, if scrambled make sure to use a wooden or plastic spatula and keep moving the eggs instead of letting them burn at the bottom, once done put it in the sink with dishsoap and water right away
literally takes 10 seconds to wash afterwards
I just boil them when i'm too lazy to slave over the stove, no cleanup is a nice bonus, but i find getting rid of the shells rather annoying, they only come off perfectly on day 1 of buying them, but on day 2 they already become harder to peel off, any tips?
Use a non sticking pan.
Don't be a cheap nigger
>>35298004
use something like coconut oil in a nonstick pan brah. literally takes around 5 seconds to clean the pan when done
the fuck? how many people here are living 3rld world countries?
fuck
ever heard of teflon?
costs about 10-20 euros in my country
>cook eggs
>eat
>put pan in dishwasher
>wait 30 minutes
>shit is clean again
seriously wtf is wrong with you
>pic very fucking related
>in b4 hurr dis causes cancer or other tinfoilhat shit
>>35298173
DO NOT PUT YOUR PAN OR ANY COOKWARE IN THE SINK RIGHT AWAY!!!!!!!!
The rapid change in heat will increase the risk that the pan or cookware gets warped. If you have a pan with a thick bottom then this is not as risky but it can happen and all it takes is one time. If it has a thin bottom then it will happen.
Tldr: rapid changes in heat will damage and even destroy your pots and pans.
>>35298173
Egg shells are bitch because you keep your eggs in the fridge.
In civilized countries eggs are kept at room temp
>>35298139
>he thinks eggs are good for his heart
>>35298176
>coconut oil for eggs
That sounds fucking disgusting m8
>>35298216
Never ever ever ever use a teflon coated pan you fucking retard. Teflon is literally cancer. It was used to make sure that paint stayed on cars until some faggot thought it would be good for cooking.
Use a non-stick coated pan. But if it is teflon then enjoy your increased risk of cancer and other nasty shit.
>>35298242
Where the fuck did I imply that? All I'm saying is hard boiling them is the healthiest way to cook them.
Throwing them in a pan with olive oil regularly will fucking kill you
>>35298150
this
i bought one for $5 from walmart, just toss in some oil and fry them up and then wipe it off with a paper towel when cool. done, easy
it's not hard senpai, get a non stick skillet
>>35298243
there's no flavor man it's not like it makes coconut eggs
>>35298251
aw man, i dont know whats funnier. you or my buddies at work who tell me that protein powder causes every possible disease known to mankind
>>35298266
ah my bad den :3
>>35298266
>regularly eating scrambled eggs cooked with olive oil will directly lead to your death
>>35298292
Probably the buddies at work. You can just look it up your self. Every major pot and pan manufacturing company has banned the use of teflon on cookware. In all 1st world countries it is illegal to use teflon. That why ceramic and other natural coatings are now on pots and pans on those countries. So either your a dirty 3rd world shitsipper or you have no idea what it is you are cooking your food on and thus you are extremely retarded.
>>35298317
>Implying eating cholesterol packed eggs fried in oil daily won't lead to heart disease
>>35298342
>implying it will
>>35298452
>implying it won't
I'll be lmao'ing your heart attack, familia.
This is what you do, you buy a bottle of healthy boy thai soy sauce with mushroom flavor, you buy a bottle of thai oyster sauce and you buy a bottle of sriracha. You take 6 eggs in a bowl, whip em good and add some squirts of these sauces, it's delicious as fuck.
>eggs
>soy sauce
>oyster sauce
>sriracha
whip it until its fluffy, pour some oil or butter in a pan, heat it to slightly above medium temperature on your stove or whatever. You DO NOT want the bottom of your omelette to be hard cooked. When it's assumed somewhat solid form, you take a spatula, raise the omelette, and pour the still liquid egg on top down underneath. Repeat until all of it is cooked.
It's very easy and is absolutely delicious, if done right all you will have to do is wipe your frying pan with a sponge and it's as good as new.
You want to keep low temperatures.
>>35298512
disgusting
>>35298342
yes it won't you faggot, because guess what? we exercise! that why we are at a fitness forum you retarded DYEL
>>35298512
>>35298512
>>eggs
>>soy sauce
>>oyster sauce
>>sriracha
>>35298597
>Exercise cures heart disease even if you eat like shit
>>35298512
You're clearly an amerikuck who has no clue about western sauces.
>Hurr durr dat mushroom soy sauce so yum!
It's like you've never heard of mushroom ketchup you ignorant fucking pleb.
>>35298625
>eggs and olive cause heart disease
Post studies that conclusively prove it or shut the fuck up
>>35298639
>Ridiculous amounts of cholesterol don't cause heart disease
Mother fucker this is common knowledge.
>>35298588
>>35298613
>>35298614
>>35298626
>inb4 manchildren
>>35298004
>Cast Iron
Here is your answer OP.
>I've just finished cooking the eggs in cast iron pan!
1. Keep the stove hot
2. rinse with water and then scrub with a spoonful of salt.
The salt acts as an abrasive and disinfectant.
Repeat until visibly clean.
3. rinse, then put back on stove to dry.
This disinfects the pan and dries the water. DO NOT use soaps, this will remove the natural grease in the cast iron pan. Using salt is enough to remove residual egg material.
>>35298660
I bet you think eating fat directly makes you fat too.
>>35298676
>calls people manchildren
>only knows about Asian memes
>totally ignorant of western culinary tradition
End it you shitass turd
>>35298625
it lower your colesterol level you uneducated faggot
>>35298004
Use some rapeseed oil and get a decent pan. Don't fucking burn it. There shouldn't be anything stuck to the pan.
>>35298750
You know what you sound like right now? One of those fat tumblr bitches that insists that they can't lose weight despite science fucking proving them wrong
High cholesterol increases your risk for heart disease. Eggs are LOADED with it and so is oil. You eat that shit on the regular and you are increasing your risk of death. Exercise also does not lower your fucking cholesterol, only diet does. Quit being a fucking retard.
use a non-stick frying pan
they are perfect for shit like eggs, and cleaning is obviously very easy
>>35298660
Ok then you have scientific studies that prove a healthy athletic person who eats eggs and olive oil is at a much greater risk of heart disease right?
>>35298777
Science isn't proving us wrong though, you haven't posted conclusive scientific evidence that eggs and olive oil will give a healthy athletic person heart disease.
>>35298777
if you exercice you lower your colesterol level A LOT
This got to be bait, you can't be this stupid and faggot at the same time
>>35298660
>common knowledge
it's bad knowledge, it's outdated knowledge
>>35298777
how old are you anyway that you worry about cholesterol, you retard?
>>35298004
Get one of those green non-stick pans (NOT TEFLON). They cost about $6. You should immediately "season" the pan:
>pour some cooking oil in it
>cook on high until the oil shimmers on sight
>before it starts smoking turn it off and let it cool
>drain the oil and wipe the rest with a paper towel.
For about 6 months eggs will quite literally slide right off your pan. After that you may need to season again or use a little butter, oil etc.
>>35298782
>>35298777
in recent discoveries they have identified that cholesterol does not translate directly into cholesterol in the body that consumes it. Your body and genetics creates cholesterol.
>>35298342
>implying my Thyroid won't convert the cholesterol to Bile Salts and delicious steroid hormones
>>35298824
>in recent discoveries they have identified that cholesterol does not translate directly into cholesterol in the body that consumes it. Your body and genetics creates cholesterol
>>35298824
> Get one of those green non-stick pans (NOT TEFLON).
it's called ceramic, you retard
Ceramic Pan
I've had one for a year and it's fucking flawless for eggs.
>>35298141
Are you using metal utensils on your non stick or leaving it on the burner for excessive amounts of time?
Even cheap non stick should last longer than that with proper care. I used to fucking hate seeing my roommate use metal utensils on my shit. Bitch didn't buy any of the kitchen shit, just fucked it all up.
>>35298875
I've had several ceramic pans
the quality ones have a lot of material, they are thick (aluminum) which distributes heat well, so they last longer
>>35298004
Teflon pan. Don't even fucking THINK about using metal implements with it.
>>35298849
ok nigger, genetics don't exist.
>>35298331
Im a Mcfaggot and we use Teflon on our grills. Its completely legal you fucking retard
>>35298222
Thanks for the heads up, from now on I'll be sure not to rapidly heat my pans, say from room temperature to several hundred degrees over a naked flame... oh.
>>35298251
How the fuck is an inert solid layer specifically chosen for its lack of reactivity going to chemically alter food? Let alone inject carcinogens into your food? Go activate your almonds, fool.
>>35298066
I just made a pecan pie for Thanksgiving in my cast iron skillet. Use it as often as possible. What you got against them?
>>35299015
You do know that temperature shock is a real thing, right? Why do you think frozen windshields crack when you splash really hot water on them? Pans are known to warp if you shock them with cold water after they've been heated.
There's an awful amount of stupid in this thread.
>>35298243
>I've never even seen coconut oil
It's fine and actually better for you than most cooking fats. I like my eggs in butter or bacon fat, but if all I had was coconut oil I wouldn't even bat an eye.
>>35298266
>Throwing them in a pan with olive oil regularly will fucking kill you
>>35298849
I wouldn't be surprised if that really was the case. Even while I was a fattie my cholesterol was not just okay, but great.
Then again, I was only fat because I ate too much. I didn't eat fried shit nor any kind of sweets, just pasta and meat, like a true italian.
>>35298266
>Throwing them in a pan with olive oil regularly will fucking kill you
Get a nonstick pan or use some pan
>>35298004
The fuck man
Spray some Pam before and use a brush and soap for 30 seconds immediately after cooking...
>>35299169
>taking pride in eating meat
any tips for washing coffee and tea stained mugs without work?
fucking hate that doing that so fucking much
>>35299261
Rinse immediately is the only way familia.
But buy a cheap ass brush of some kind, because nobody ever rinses immediately.
>>35299015
>I didn't pay attention in high school.
If you ever see an infographic about heating a spoon over the stove and then running it under cold water wear safety goggles when you do. You're welcome.
>>35298004
If you use butter/oil and cook them in low heat, there is no mess.
>>35298342
>because its in a pan, it needs to be fried in oil
>>35298004
you just need a quality pan. after they cooked they slide right off a quality pan, nothing left behind. go shopping negro, pans from the thrift store arent going to work for this
>>35299261
Fill with water and put in a couple drops of bleach.
>>35298004
Use oil and a pan that isn't lukewarm
>>35298020
>Teflon
>meant to be thrown away every other year
It's 2015 bro, when are you gonna stop destroying the planet ?
Just use cooking spray/butter on the pan while the pan gets hot. Nothing sticks. Butter gives it taste and extra calories, spray is non stick with no extra calories
>>35299383
>>35299383
>bleach
that sounds like something that shouldn't go anywhere near food stuff
but you gave me a good idea, will try salt and/or vinegar
>>35298108
>drinking pastured egg whites out of a carton
Disgusting senpai
>>35299410
they recycle them, in my country you get money for aluminum metal, i'm sure elsewhere as well
>>35298004
Ceramic coated pans. Shit is cash.
>>35298004
Use oil dingus
>>35298036
>>35298512
This is Reddit as fuck
All you need is a stick man illustration of your welfare egg and soy sauce meal
>>35298004
Get a good pan. Don't use abrasive scrubbers on it. Don't burn shit into it. And clean the pan soon after using.
Just take good care of the pan bro.
I've had a £75 non-stick pan before, was great for the first ~10 uses then the perma-stains arrived.
Been using a £14 ceramic pan approx 5 times/week for the last 2 months and it's fucking amazing and still clean as a whistle. "Non-stick" coating is a load of bollocks.
>>35299640
p.s. Don't overheat ceramic pans though, and don't be a mongoloid and run them under the tap straight after using them. Let it cool naturally by itself before cleaning.
>>35298017
Throw your favorite hot sauce on those motherfuckers and go to town dude.
>>35298036
Pickle them with hot peppers, garlic, and onions and apple cider vinegar. I like hard boiled eggs alright but pickled eggs are superb.
OP if you're going to cook your eggs for breakfast fry them up over easy, scrambled eggs are huge mess and tastes like shit.
>>35299710
My favorite way to eat HB egg is a warm egg in a mug with a chunk of butter and lots of salt and pepper mashed up.
>>35299355
Checked
>>35298004
I just eat boiled eggs. I just put a pack of 15 eggs into a big pan and it takes 5 minutes. Put them in a lunchbox in the fridge and have a couple with breakfast. Easy to remove the yolks too.
>>35298251
It's more like, don't be an idiot and clean your teflon pan with steel wool
>>35299740
>scrambled eggs taste like shit
Maybe if you fuck them up and make a rubbery mess
>>35298331
but anon, protein powder is a gateway drug
Our pan is fucked and i thought about buying for for eveyone...but reading about peoples roommates nd thinking about mine ..notngonna do that now
>>35298849
>only diet coke
Gets me everytime
You are meant to heat the pan on low with the oil or butter added, put the eggs in, let them cook a bit and then once they have sealed a little at the bottom, crank the heat up
Most people are retarded and put the pan on max heat straight away. When protein makes contact with high heat it instantly cooks and will get stuck to the surface
This is kind of hard to achieve on most poor people tier stove tops (electric ones which are in most peoples houses). You'll need induction or gas to cook properly.
This is why god invented non-stick pans
>>35299799
>Easy to remove the yolks too.
>>35298036
ENOUGH WITH THE STUPID FUCKING SENPAI BULLSHIT AND DESU BAKA MOYHERFUCKING ANIME SPEAK. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. I GET THE MEMES I GET THE LINGO I GET THE SHORTHAND FOR FUCKS SAKE I AM EVEN FINE WITH THE STUPID DESU BAKA TBQH SENPAI BUT GODDAMN WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING FIT OVER WHERE YOU JUST VOMIT JAPANESE SHIT IN SUCCESSION IN SOME ATTEMPT TO BE "BRO" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU FUCKING MANCHILDREN THE WORST PART IS HOW OFTEN I SEE YOU FUCKS SAY THAT YOU ARE 30+ YEARS OLD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
>>35301369
I MEANT I AM FINE WITH THE DESU BAKA WHAT THE FUCK AUTOCORRECT FCK MY LIFE I CANT ESCAPE IT FUCK THIS STOP USING THIS MEME
>>35301377
OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST REALIZED WHAT IS GOING ON
>>35301383
>Babby's first worldfilter
roody-poos don't know bout my PENIS
>>35301398
I DIDNT KNOW ABPUT THESE GAY ASS FUCKING RECEBT FILTER YOU CANDYASS MOTHERFUCKER WHO THE FUCK PICKS THESE FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
>>35301369
Chill desu~
>>35299261
corelle mugs those things never stain
>>35298216
LMAO you really cook with that poison?
Enjoy your metal jew cookware
>>35298971
>calling abos "niggers" even though they're the most genetically distantly humans from Africans
Holy shit, I knew /pol/ was fucking stupid, but this is a brand new level of abject retardation.
>>35298004
If you are using cast iron and it looks like in your pic then you arent using cast iron right.
If you are using stainless steel to cook eggs then kill yourself.
If you are using teflon enjoy your chemically toxified eggs.
If you are using ceramic you are a hipster faggot.
Basically, turn down the stove (lol i am going to cook eggs fast on 11) or boil them you faggot.
>>35302013
>genetically distant
>implying abos are a highly specialized genetic group
>implying that anyone who isn't retarded doesn't know they're not niggers
>not being a nigger somehow means they didn't evolve in a low stress environment
>Heat up the pan
>put oil
>spread oil when oil is hot
>cook egg
>Wipe the pan clean with cloth or wash
>turn the burner off and let the pan cool
It's not that hard
>>35298004
use oil on the pan you dumb kid
if they are sticking to the pan either the pan is outworn or you need to use more oil
>>35302013
They are honorary niggers
just get a proper pan and use some oil or butter, your call
and clean the pan right after you've used you disgusting slob
>>35303385
and if you're using teflon here's few things to remember
NEVER heat a teflon pan while its empty. If you need to heat a teflon pan before using it, put enough water on the pan to cover it while preparing your ingredients. Heating teflon pan while its empty will deteriorate it really fast
NEVER store any food in a teflon pan. This also wears the pan for some reason, so instead of keeping food on the pan itself use containers and clean the pan right after use
NEVER use metal appliances when cooking with teflon pan. Metal breaks the coating and will cause the pan to go to shit. Use Wood or plastic spatulas.
and same rules also apply to ceramic pans
>not scrambling/frying your eggs with butter
>>35302013
So they are not lower intelligence, more prone to violence, lazy and basically less evolved? Good to know...
over easy that shit pussy
>>35298004
buy a stone coated frying pan or poach them
>>35298004
non stick pan maybe?
>>35299103
I have nothing against them. I won't cook my steak in anything else. But using one for scrambled eggs is plain daffy. My point is that one should use the appropriate equipment for the job. This is the culinary equivalent of squatting in the curl rack.
>>35303561
As long as the pan is well seasoned and you use some fat, it'll be fine.
>>35303561
>benching in the stretch rack
As long as it's well lubed and seasoned, cast iron is fine for eggs. Yes, I wouldn't recommend using one dry and expecting it to be non-stick.
>>35298266
>Throwing them in a pan with olive oil regularly will fucking kill you
>>35303575
>>35299136
>>35298278
There is absolutely flavor. It tastes like coconut distinctly.
>>35303597
Maybe the cheap stuff. If I can't taste the coconut when I make popcorn with it, I certainly won't taste it when I make eggs.
>>35303597
what is a way to eat a lot of coconut oil without eating it straight?
>>35299261
My housemate suggested vinegar but I accidentally cleaned mine with some fruit drink from woolworths
>>35301383
>>35301377
>>35301369
>>35301406
the day a reddit cuck came into an egg thread
>>35303680
Add it to your smoothies or coffee.
>>35303575
>>35303585
But op is clearly a slow jam. Should get a non stick to make his pan scrambled disaster in.
>>35298066
I do that multiple times a week and cleaning is never a problem. Learn how to cook. It's really not that hard.
>>35298216
>throwing teflon in the dishwasher
>shitload of detergents destroys the pan in an instant
Fucknig degenerate.
>>35298004
Use a non stick skillet you retard
/thread
>>35303230
>ceramic
>literally the best option for eggs
>hipster
>>35298004
Get a better pan then retard
Buy a titanium pan
>>35298004
Pic related is GOAT.
>>35298004
maybe use hot water next time you clean your pan ?
>>35298004
i recently figured out you can just cook eggs in a microwave and its fucking simple as shit and use a ceramic cup and theres basically no clean up.
it was an epiphany day
>imb4 stovetop purists
they taste just as good to me *shrug*
>>35298004
buy a better pan or boil them or become and adult and learn to cook and poach them
>>35299136
you do realise its just saturated fat don't you?
Per 100g
Total Fat 100 g
Saturated fat 87 g
Polyunsaturated fat 1.8 g
Monounsaturated fat 6 g
nothing special about it atall and I use organic, cold pressed coconut oil and you can still taste a slight coconut taste on anything you cook with it
>>35301369
Smh desu senpai
teflon?
it's like you guys want cancer.
Cast iron master race.
Maybe use some steel wool and scrub it.
>>35306572
>you do realise its just saturated fat don't you?
Hence my statement:
>>35299136
>better for you than most cooking fats
And never noticed a taste in my popcorn. Maybe salt overpowers the coconut...?
>>35307202
Never noticed a taste on my steaks either...
>>35298150
Cast iron are like twenty bucks
