ITT: ask a 5'8", cheerful homosexual with a jumbo plus-sized ass who lifts weights anything. :-)
>>35285667
Would you fuck someone with a 4 or 5 inch dick?
>>35285678
If he was really muscular and attractive, yes, but I'd rather it were over 8 inches.
>>35285667
Show us that cute ass OP
>>35285686
How big is your shangalangadindong tho
>>35285667
>jumbo plus-sized ass
Posts a picture of his fat face instead
also why dont you go fish on grindr
>>35285689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzJeovAiDKs
>>35285695
7 inches.
>>35285698
I'm not fishing, just making friends on /fit/. :-)
>>35285667
What's you favorite position in bed, handsome?
>>35285708
>friends
>fit
pick one. apart from it being sad that you come here to make friends.
>>35285720
I like lying on front with him on top, preferably with his hand on my neck or head! :-)
Any advice for a straight guy on how to look sexier? You guys should know.
>>35285730
I pick both. I'm a greedy bottom. ;-)
>>35285667
You want tall, muscular and attrative mrn but you're a 5/10 at best.
Please explain
Wtf is wrong with your obliques?
>>35285755
I don't want, I get. I can't explain it I guess I'm just really cute. :-)!
>>35285738
Have facial hair, use steroids, be super assertive, nice haircut, be rich, have a huge penis, groom, smell expensively nice! :-)
>>35285755
Attractive men*
>>35285759
They got fucked up in 'Nam. x
>>35285667
Post ass, pupper!
>>35285959
If you're my type you'll get ALL the goods. :-)
>>35285667
Post proof that this is actually you and you didn't just copy this guys pic off a cbt. I've seen this guys pic before and it was a long time ago. Why do you pretend to be someone else op?
>>35285667
You're a disgusting degenerate and should be purged from the face of the earth.
>>35285996
>>35286003
op confirmed for being litterally not a huge faggot
>>35285667
Are you on Twitter? All your threads here die fast.
>>35286514
Nah, I've never seen that image animated before though lol!
>>35286523
Oh. Bummer. What's your favorite kind of food? Not from a health perspective, just in general.
>>35286606
SUSHI. :-)
>>35286644
Why don't you post proof that you are who you say you are?
>>35286644
I always have to order too much to feel full. Plus everything is fucking avocado, at least in America. Do they even grow in Japan?
>>35286684
Everything is avocado? What about the salmon, tuna, cucumber...
Ayy, I haven't seen Broseph in forever.
Still roiding? You look less defined, pls no wasting disease
>>35286701
>iphone
yep. definately gay
>>35286701
Yeah, that picture is me after losing 13kg in two weeks. :-) It was a fun holiday!
>>35286711
What do you use?
>>35286693
There's other stuff, but it seems like avocado is a component in most rolls. Do you like seaweed salad? Do you eat the head of the fried shrimp? Have you ever fucked a dude with racist tattoos?
>>35286802
Yeah.
Nah.
No, but I LOVE tattoos. A big hairy guy with tattoos... :-)))
>>35286660
newfag detected.
Broseph has been here for some time and he's my favorite homo on /fit/ :D
>>35286957
have you ever topped? would you top another muscular bottom? rotate?
>>35287880
Yes I have but not NEARLY as many times as I've bottomed. I don't like to rotate. I prefer the other guy to be totally top. It's way hotter. :-)
>>35285667
Why won't you learn?
Explain this to me.
>>35285667
Where do you find most of your tops?
>>35287932
Grindr, Manhunt, clubs, large gay festivals.
>>35285667
do you joke around with no homo with your other gay fuck friends
>>35285667
Hey Broseph,
I passed my PhD. Can you post a cheeky pic of you with a thumbs up?
>>35285667
ever tried to turn a straight dude?
post your ass or dick
>>35285667
is it true gays go crazy for muscular asian bottoms?
Hello
>>35288037
>asian bottoms
>implying there are asian tops
You look like my younger brother.
>>35288063
yeh but arent most of them really fucking skinny?
have a gay mate who always complains about it
>>35288063
Lol fair point
>>35287999
Uh, no, if they're hot their dick goes in me. Like, duh.
>>35288014
Why would I bother to do this? There's lots of ready made gay ones.
>>35288037
Some do, some don't. Not my style personally. :-))
>>35288070
Is he cute?
>>35288096
He complains about what?
>>35288148
there always being skinny af asian bottoms and no muscular ones
>>35288130
Is it true if you're a twink you're more likely to attract other twinks and if you're roided up you're more like to pull a gym rat?
>>35288250
Pretty much yes. Being gay and muscular is (A)awesome with a capital A. :-)))
Has /fit/ always been this gay?
>>35288288
I've been posting here since 2011. :-)
>>35285686
GL with that.
It's, what, 1% of the population over 7in?
>>35285771
I feel bad for straight guys.
Breeder plebs.
Broseph how old are you and how many sexual partners have you had ?
Also, what was the shortest amount of time between meeting a new person and having his dick up your butt?
>>35288756
Look up "german gay club mare show".
Then drink heavily and consider reconsidering your view on the Holocaust.
Remember that the Nazis were a bunch of fags, and drink some more.
Such is life.
Miring the sideburn game.
Hello broseph it's the student from abroad in Italy from a month or two ago, what is your favorite arms excercise and how much do you weigh?
>>35285667
>tfw you're apparently like candy to gay men and have can't go out in a major city without getting hit on
>tfw not gay
>tfw I could pull gay dudes easy as fuck instead of failing with women
Being gay just seems way less stressful than dealing with women, maybe it's time to start sucking dick.
>>35288935
>>35288935
>tfw i've met shit tons of delusional straights thinking they're hot shit because desperate twinks buy them drinks
>tfw they're 6/10 at best
>>35288999
Fair enough, but these guys are never twinks.
>>35289027
I'm a twink like that :)
Try the dick breh. You don't know what you like until you try everything.
>>35289099
> don't know what you like until you try everything
Bi here, who has no interest in cocks.
No interest in bottoming.
I know I don't like skinny bitches either, unless they're total subs, and haven't been there, done that.
I know I don't want to drink raw eggs because some people think it's good for you, and can tell I probably won't like it.
I know I wouldn't like to wear a diaper, or try fisting, or sounding, etc.
> You don't know what you like until you try everything.
Anon, pls.
>>35289217
You sound uptight desukun
Let me give you a backrub.
>Not wanting to try fisting. baka.
>>35289249
Backrubs are very welcome.
Fisting though, like...that leads to permanent damage. I would never even think about letting someone put their finger in my ass, let alone a fist or cock. A fist would just cause an array of problems down there. Makes me shudder thinking about it.
I don't mind banging ass though, but I'd like to try some pussy.
>>35288288
how new
>>35289348
Depends on the fist breh ;)
*Backrub action*
Broseph my dick is 6 x 4.5
Am I fucked? Next week this girl wants me to Netflix n chill at her house, am I ganna be alright
>>35285771
Be rich is enough, dont know shitt about women, sorry brah.
>>35289027
If they aren't twinks, i've got news for you anon.
>>35285667
Broseph, do yo have a BF?
>>35289348
Unless you're doing it horribly wrong, fisting doesn't cause permanent damage.
Hell, it shouldn't even really cause damage to begin with, outside of some minor, pleasant aching.
Not allowing even a finger up your ass is just you being insecure and scared of your own butt, you pussy.
>>35289419
Anon, pls, my fist isn't going in anyone's hole, and no one else's fist or fists are going in mine. If other people want to do that, then I won't judge, but certainly doesn't rock my boat.
>>35289431
It's the motion of the ocean. Pay attention to how she reacts, ask if it feels good, then you'll be swimming in her juices.
>>35289494
> fisting doesn't cause permanent damage
I've encountered pictures through mistake before, with people who are elbow-deep in someone's ass. If it's stretched that much (alongside using ridiculously huge dildos), it's going to cause permanent stretching and that in itself is damage because the asshole loses its original functionality.
> Not allowing even a finger up your ass is just you being insecure and scared of your own butt
I couldn't give a shit about how my ass looks or feels. I have zero desire for anything up there.
> you pussy
Nice attempt to degrade me to make me feel 'insecure' so as to go and try it out. It's not going to happen breh. I'm more than happy shoving my fingers in boipussies like yours and making you squeal before I shove my cock balls-deep in.
>>35289217
>biscum
>thinks his opinions hold any value whatsoever
>>35289541
Nice meme b8 anon. As a human, I think you'll find sexuality has no bearing on the validity of my opinion(s).
>>35289540
>I couldn't give a shit about how my ass looks or feels. I have zero desire for anything up there.
Do you ever prostate?
If not why not?
>>35289454
I was just going through all he posts of a page on Facebook called 'The Cringe Channel' - it's very you.
>>35288708
lol, most guys I fuck are. Seriously. I don't know if gays are bigger or I just have very good luck.
>>35288756
22.
No idea.
Like a few minutes. Lol...
>>35288823
Biceps is hammer curls for SURE. For triceps obviously skulls.
>>35289580
> If not why not?
> I have zero desire for anything up there.
All my desires revolve around smashing pussy or ass. Holding those wide, child-bearing hips, and thrusting my pulsating cock in and out, with my heavy, seed-full balls against their body. To flip them over after doggy-style and hold their hips whilst I thrust my cock a few more times, throbbing. Lean forward, kiss them, and dump my load deep inside.
>>35289601
> few minutes
Club toilet(s)?
>>35289555
Just saying biscum are only meant to be fucked and discarded, hence their opinions are of no interest or value.
>>35289615
>Club toilet(s)
Yeah, on three separate occasions. I prefer it in a bedroom or living room floor though, promise.
>>35285667
M A N L E T
>>35289484
Nah no boyfriend. :-(((
>>35289615
>All my desires revolve around smashing pussy or ass. Holding those wide, child-bearing hips, and thrusting my pulsating cock in and out, with my heavy, seed-full balls against their body. To flip them over after doggy-style and hold their hips whilst I thrust my cock a few more times, throbbing. Lean forward, kiss them, and dump my load deep inside.
Do you know mr chesthair?
>>35289653
You want to be my bf, Broseph?
>>35289668
Dunno what are you like?
>>35289676
I'm /fit/ musclehunk, handsome. And 8 inches.
>>35289668
>wanting a poz bf
>>35289695
Yeah probably! Tell me more. Post pictures. :-) WOW me.
>>35289698
>+
D R O P P E D
>>35289698
I'm still negative. :-) I don't suffer from HIVphobia though - that's SOOOO 80s.
>>35289637
> no interest or value to me.*
FTFY.
>>35289638
> promise
D'aw, that's cute.
>>35289654
No. Who or what is that?
The thought of being deep inside a sub, pounding away, hearing them breath heavily and moan for more turns me on to no end.
>>35289719
>No. Who or what is that?
He's got breeding hips, bb.
Do you ever wingman for straight friends?
>>35289716
Hunty, please, you fuck randoms in bathrooms.
It's only a matter of time.
Just hoping you're at least middle-class and can afford the drugs.
>>35289742
All of my close friends are gay lol.
>>35289750
>afford the drugs
Why yes, I do live in a country where you have to pay for antiretrovirals to treat HIV... :-) They aren't just given to you for free or anything.
It's called a condom. It's also called PrEP:
https://www.aids.gov/hiv-aids-basics/prevention/reduce-your-risk/pre-exposure-prophylaxis/
HIV also isn't a death sentence, nor does it have to significantly affect an individual's way of life. I think it's quite sad how uneducated HIVphobes are. :-) Enjoy your ignorant life though!
>>35289783
Just because you can still live with it doesn't mean people want a fucking incurable disease you retard.
>>35289732
D-Do you have a picture?
Breeding hips, hnng.
>>35289783
Do you use protection? Have you ever been without? What about PrEP?
>>35289753
How do you meet them? Are they all similar to yourself ('gym rats'/'frauds')?
>>35289798
Bro, google PrEP
>>35289783
>PrEP
>taking drugs daily, so i can be a gay stereotype
yeah, no thanks.
Fucking everyone you see at a club is SOOOO 70s.
>>35289798
Did you ever go to school to learn to read?
Nothing in my post explicitly states or even implies that. :-X
>>35289810
>D-Do you have a picture?
Yes, but I'm not sharing :^)
>>35289818
>everyone
Just the hot muscle tops. Don't get it twisted. I'm sorry for enjoying and having sex a lot.
>>35289810
Protection always. Not on PrEP right now.
My friends? Mixed: some are guys I've had sex with and are now my friends and some I've just known for ages from other places...
>>35289853
Why don't you post pics, Broseph?
>>35289888
If you want to see more of ALL THIS I'll need a little in return! :-)
>>35289837
> tell me Mr. Chesthair has breeding hips
> won't show me
Oh, you're such a tease anon. I'll just have to dream of banging such hips. God, holding them with a tight grip and forcing my cock deep inside. I need this.
>>35289853
> Protection always
Good boy.
> Mixed
This pleases me. I'm glad to see that you're not shallow and seem like a genuinely nice person. I wish you all the best, you lil' charmer.
>>35289888
Trips. Broseph dude, you've got to deliver, kek.
>>35289894
Here you go. Now you post.
I'm >>35289695 btw
>>35285667
>5'8"
Lol
>>35289916
Okay. :-)
>>35289916
>posting some poor guy's pictures from cbts
>>35289952
Na-a. I posted my butt, no you post yours, handsome ;)
>>35289953
That's not him?! Oh well. I like hairy and dark anyway.
>>35289967
It is me! That guy is trolling, handsome :(
>>35289916
WEW
>>35289973
I'm not posting my ass Skype me or something. :-)
>>35289991
Can you post an upper body pic then? Come on, I gave you my ass, babe.
brosef why am i so DYEL i can bench 110kg and deadlift about 200kg how 2 add mad mass so we can fuck someday
>>35290009
Nice proof mate. Like I can't post my pic in two places.
>>35290009
Yeah, we need something more solid.
>>35290003
lol
>>35290008
Steroids, 5 day split!
>>35290019
Nah, you're just the creeper that asked that guy for butt pix calling him pupper. >>35248830
At least rename your fap material if you're trying to catfish, amateur fag.
>>35290008
> eyebrows
Confirmed for gay.
> moles
Confirmed for cancer.
Sorry anon.
>>35290060
What? I liked the nickname. And /fit/ seems to like me, so there.
>>35290087
timestamp or >>>/trash/
>>35290106
>tfw no PS skills
Touche, anon, touche.
I remember broseph when he started posted back in 2013. He was an utter fag and he bragged about being on ostarine incessantly.
I'm glad he's still here tho, him and isley are the only trips that have been here an appreciable amount of time.
>tfw no zyzz, quad, tiny, trucrypt
>tfw we drove pegg and Scooby away
>>35290085
In his post he was asking how to fuck a man you spergtard
>>35290191
It was not 2013, it was 2011. :-)
I did not brag about being on ostarine lol. And before you say I did I have a GREAT memory. It's one of my great skills! Who would brag about that?
>>35290208
I was on /fit/ since late 2009, you didn't show up til early 2013 m80potat80
You totally did brag about the ostarine too :^)
>>35285667
Why do you still work obliques?
>>35290226
I've been posting as broseph since I was 17. :-) Don't you remember my clothes trolling threads? Don't worry: my memory is better than most people's. Not being a bitch.
>>35290226
You forgot to cap, m8, so it didn't happen. Such is the law of 4chins.
Broseph. I can't sleep. Can you tell me a silly story pls?
>>35290313
Give me a more specific theme lol.
>>35290239
lol first post I saw in this thread and literally my first thought when I saw OP's pic
>>35290239
Hey you tripfagging fuck I asked you a question
>>35290316
A silly story about a mistake you've done maybe?
>>35290326
I don't... :-S
>>35290331
Could be the camera's angle then, but there is a good chance you're flexing abs incorrectly. Do some leg lifts / leg raises to work the adonis belt more, that should vacuum in your obliques
>>35290241
I do remember some ginger Brit bragging about his clothes quite a bit, in 2013.
Pretty sad when you're bent over showing your ass in new jeans while bragging about their cost at the same time.
You had shit fashion sense back then as well, those threads were funny.
>>35290330
Uhh, I've made lots of silly mistakes but none really stick out in my memory. :-( I need more specific themes I'm sooo sorry I suck at Q&A.
>>35290346
It was in 2011. I was just finishing high school. Your memory is shit. ;-)
Yeah it did didn't it?! I could have spent all that money on steroids. Some of it is nice though - I'd definitely still wear those clothes but they're now about 10,000 sizes too small
>>35290347
Awkward sex story?
Have any of your friends ever seen you post on here?
>>35285667
Maybe this isn't true, but since I can't go out with anyone anymore I'll ask.
Are there really any gay guys who like "guy stuff"? My fantasy as a teenager was meeting a hot guy and doing stuff like riding motorcycles, rock concerts, hunting. But you guys only wanted to see Mariah Carey or go shopping.
>broseph
Not this fucking guy again
also kek at that tumor oblique brah
>>35290417
lol. Yes. There are many men like this. And men who are a mix of both. NEXT.
>>35290415
I don't think so.
>>35290396
Uhh, when I go to someone's house and they look nothing like their pictures so I say I feel sick and have to have an awkward convo before leaving!
>>35290417
I'm a gay hunter, anon, and so is my ex. I also want to learn how to ride motorcycles, but haven't started yet.
>But you guys only wanted to see Mariah Carey or go shopping.
You don't know many gays do you?
>>35290437
Shortest story ever ;_;
Still can't sleep. Tell me about your pets. Do you have/have had any pets? What were their names and what did they do?
>>35290440
I'm from the south. There were like 3 gay guys in town, and I obviously never came out. When I left, I guess i just didn't notice the ones that weren't like them.
>>35290440
Are you jacked? If so you could hunt me. :-)
Wow I'm such a flirt lol!!!!!!
>>35290453
I had many types of rodents growing up. One rabbit called Snowey (he was all white with red eyes I overexcited him and he died on the first day), a rabbit called Bugs who was a girl after my own heart because she kept escaping and then once she came back pregnant as FUKK, some guinea pigs, some rats... I'm not really that into animals to be honest
>>35290357
>broseph claims he was a nonstop fag from 2011 onwards
That's plausable, you'd know better than I broseph.
Lmao remember you got called out for samefagging in your threads and you said you did it to "generate buzz"?
>>35290478
Too bad. In you are in need of niches like that, maybe try to find some forums and websites online, at least until your gaydar starts picking up on 'other gays'.
>>35290486
>Are you jacked? If so you could hunt me. :-)
Naughty boy, Broseph ;)
>>35290503
*if
>>35290497
I always samefagged with trip. :-)
>>35290510
I know I'm TERRIBLE.
>>35285667
Do you have a job?
Do you have an accent?
Have you ever had a butt std?
>>35290503
Nah, I'm moving to a very un-gay state. I want to actually get a job and a house, ya know? But thanks, it's nice hearing about more blue-collar dudes that like dudes.
>>35290567
Nah.
Yes, everyone does.
Nope!
>>35290576
>I want to actually get a job and a house
Gays don't have these: owning land causes them to dissolve most of the time and they are all beneficiaries of a universal gay trust fund.
>>35290592
top kek
>>35288935
>maybe its time to start sucking dick
why? i dont. being gay doesn't mean being a bottom.
i refuse to suck dick or have anything up my ass. mostly cuz i dont enjoy it.
but i love eating and fucking ass, getting my dick sucked is okay but im too desensitized to enjoy it for more than a few minutes.
>>35290592
Come on, you've got to admit: If you want any chance of meeting men, you have to live in a city. If you live out in the sitcks, you're never meeting another man that like men.
>>35285667
Do you ever eat fast food?
Who's your favorite singer?
What's the most guys you've fucked in a day?
>>35290628
Yeah girl, so don't move to an un-gay state are you NUTS? You live in the same place as San Francisco
>>35290628
>If you live out in the sitcks, you're never meeting another man that like men.
Hunter again. I do this. Use internet and apps, boy.
>>35290008
yours is my ideal body. both for myself, and for the guy i fuck
>>35290639
Constantly.
I have no idea.
As above. :-(((
>>35290655
>I want to fuck myself
>>35290662
not myself. my ideal self.
it makes sense for homosexuality. straight men aspire to be like certain men.
in homosexuality, would you not also want to fuck the kind of guy you aspire to be? i suppose some guys wanna be muscle jocks and fuck qt twinks, but whatever.
>>35290647
SF was fun to visit, but how anyone can live there is beyone me.
>>35290649
Too super-sketch. I have huge trust issues already. It's why I stopped dating years ago.
>inb4 Just get out and be yourself!
Nope. Not happeneing. Thanks anyway.
>>35290678
Voluntary sex-abstinent cocoon mode. You'll come to regret that one day. But your choice, I guess.
>>35290678
>Too super-sketch. I have huge trust issues already. It's why I stopped dating years ago.
Storytime?
What's the gay password?
>>35285667
I hate to inform you, but you're gay
>>35289783
Enjoy your AIDS
>>35290768
Sooo offensive to me.
>>35290692
I know. I freely admit I'm too shit to do anything about it. It's just gonna suck.
>>35290712
It's super boring, bue here you go:
First girl I dated had been my friend since elementary school. She became super religious and conservative in HS so by 17 I could se we probably wouldn't work. Turns out I didn't have to worry, she disappeared right after graduation with someone I never head of.
Next girl was freshman year at uni. Really fun, smart as and cute as. Last week before summer break she tells me she's pregnant. By some guy she met at a party the month before. Haven't talked since. Then watched my best friend get married, divorced, lose her house, and remarried all in 2 years. Then my cousin gets divorced and loses her house, and another knocked up a girl he barley knew and is now in a lovely child support fight. Decided I wanted no more part of any of it, and just quit talking to people. I'll be here with my meager house and savings. I'm just glad I never came out, becuase I've magically become the successful member of my family.
broseph,
glutes are for _______.
>>35290812
>I'm just glad I never came out
is that really still a huge issues?
I guess I'm a little warped about it living out here in California where I've had people I know come out and it's just sort of a shrug. I mean you have to think your family knows on some level.
>>35290845
Getting pushed in the face by my top before he sticks it in me.
>>35290885
>>35290898
That's mfw he has that big juicy bodybuilder ass. :-)
>>35290907
