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Wipe the floor with you and all your homosexual bodybuilding heroes. He'd also outwork all of you in cardiovascular endurance.
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He's retired.
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>>35284617
Yeah, like training all your life to become the best fighter in the world would go away with some moths of retirement.
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>>35284617

No he is not. He's fighting in Japan on the 31st of this month. In the rizin fighting championship (basically the new pride).
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>>35284627
actually cardiovascular adaptions fade really quickly
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>>35284609
i only care about lifting and looking good not how well I can beat somebody up, piss off
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>>35284704

That's how women think and behave. Are you a female or are you gay?
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>>35284715
not a brainless twit

bodybuilding =/= fighting
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>>35284772

Looks like we got a pussy boy pretty boy over here. How many mirrors have you looked in today?
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not if i shoot him first! LOL!!!
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>>35284784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cRvlTifTyA

if you're anything like this guy please kill yourself
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>>35284715
Not having dementia pugilistica by 30 or being female or gay... tough call.
Football, steroids and fighting sports it's fine if you're making a lot of cash. If not you're endangering your life and IQ for no discernible purpose other than "big kids bullied me in high school and I never got over it"
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>>35284810
now i feel silly for taking the bait
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>>35284845

>thinks you need to compete as a professional to do martial arts

Why lift weights if you're never going to be a pro bodybuilder or elite powerlifter? Did you get bullied in school? Is your cock small?
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>>35284864
It improves your health and looks.

Why train martial arts if you are never going to a pro fighter?
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>>35284864
I'm actually a red belt in taekwondo blue in judo in Mexico city, we actually have some great competition over here. All sports at a high level will fuck up your body. I'm not saying don't follow your dreams or whatever just don't be a douche to people who don't wanna follow your self-destructive tendencies.
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>>35284627
>like training all your life to become the best fighter in the world would go away with some moths of retirement
At least half of it does, I trained martial arts for maybe eight or nine years and all of my endurance, flexibility and most of my fighting skill got lost after just stopping.
Skill, gains, all of it mostly goes away.

>>35284635
>basically the new pride
Does it feature Bob Zapp?
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>>35284864
>>35284884
>that no answer
OP confirmed for bullying victim who never got over it.
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>>35284884

It improves your health and looks and allows you to knock the fuck out of 99% of people. Nothing gives you greater confidence than walking into any room while knowing you could knock the fuck out of anyone if you needed to defend yourself.
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>>35284914

Yes. Bob sapp will be fighting in it.
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>>35284942
>and allows you to knock the fuck out of 99% of people
When in a developed part of the western world is that a useful skill? Seriously.

>Nothing gives you greater confidence than walking into any room while knowing you could knock the fuck out of anyone if you needed to defend yourself
How about realising you're surrounded by people you don't need to defend against? That is literally the chillest feeling ever.
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>>35284704
this is how the roman empire fell
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Fighting is for the poor
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>>35284990
Agreed
>>35284942
Until someone pulls a gun or a knife on you then what champ?
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>>35284990
Fighting is cool.
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>>35285032
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>>35284914
You were never good.

Fedor was.
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>>35284627
>>35284914

Not true beside flexibility and maybe endurance. I never forgot how to boxing, no matter how long I did a pause, it is just like cycling, you never forget.
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>>35284609
>here's an excuse to look like shit
good for you babby
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>>35285013

Go see the Paris train incident that happened recently.
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>>35284884
Also improves health, could come in handy in a self-defence situation, is fun. I don't train any martial arts right now but I have done in the past and think it's cool to do - I'm not enormously upset by having nowhere decent to train near me at present, but if I lived near somewhere good for Muay Thai I'd probably lift less and take up some fighting again.
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>>35285032
did I just see Ali missing a serie of punches?
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>>35284969
>When in a developed part of the western world
Don't know where you live exactly, but most cities in the UK are becoming less and less "developed and western" and we aren't really allowed to carry anything more dangerous than a toothpick around with us, so...
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>>35284972
Kek(3+1)*10
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>>35285165
It's bad PR fighting some nutjob in front of tons of people...

Anyway, what does cutler say? I can't watch the vid.
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>>35285059
Tyson was fast as fuck.
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>>35285165
Someone posted this retard's vid last week where he harrassed Rich Piana for like 30 mins. What is his deal? What race is he? Why is his hairline so high? Why is he barely literate in English? Why does he distort his own voice?
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>>35284609
Oh my god who the fuck cares? He'd also lose a bodybuilding competition and probably get schooled in basketball by Stephan Curry. Why are you comparing unlike things? The faggots who make these retarded threads should be permabanned. Yes I'm mad.
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i guess /fit/ really attracts the lowest iq posters around lel. what an utter embarrassment this thread is.
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>>35284609

>My dad could beat up your dad!
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>>35285249

>believes in IQ
>thinks he's intelligent
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>>35284609
BEST FIGHTER IN THE WORLD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkEvnQ1yAA8&ab_channel=CaioRPB2

FUCK YOU FITNESS PUSSYS
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>>35284609
The same goes for powerlifters, runners, calisthenicfags, so why even work out at all?
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>>35284810
Somebody's gonna shoot his ass if he steps into the wrong state.
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>>35284914
>"trained martial arts for eight or nine years"
>my experience will probably be the same as the worlds greatest fighter, compared frequently as the Gretzky, Ali, etc of his sport
>still the russian minister of athletics
>still trains
>wont beat my ass tbhfam
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>>35284912
>I'm actually a red belt in taekwondo
kek
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>>35285316
>Le IQ is meaningless meme
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>>35284609
fedor is an animal
his fight vs Cro Cop after he whooped his brother is one of the best ever
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>>35287879
A real Olympia sport with real competición sorry its not like your faggy aerokickboxing classes
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he's also fat bald ugly and broke

every woman's dream
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Unless you live in the ghettos or a 3rd world country there is literally zero point in knowing how to fight.
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>>35288338

I highly doubt he's broke. And that's fine, he's Russian. Russian women like fat bald guys.
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>>35284609
you guys remember when fedor kylo ren kills han solo (his father)
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>>35288350

Every man should know how to fight, you poofter.
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>>35284969
it really shows what kind of a person you are if the first thing you think of when entering a room full of people is how many of them you could knock out in a fight

don't worry it's probably too late for you to grow up anyway
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>>35288165
yeah i really miss pride
way better than ufc imo
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>>35288397

You don't need to think about it. Most of you faggots here are constantly complaining about anxiety and confidence issues, those will dissipate once you've trained MMA and sparred inside the cage.
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>>35288378
Wow...

You're an asshole
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>>35288378
You're a bit late to the party with that one m8, good effort though
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>>35288639

> he's actually upset over spoilers for a cheesy film made for man children
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>>35285100
Go see what happened in Paris 2 months later.
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>>35288593
Yes getting physically dominated by another individual in a non sexual way totally reduced my anxiety levels.

And punching some guy in the head fixed all my confidence problems instantly.

My life is great because I did "manly" things half naked with other "manly" men. Fighting isn't gay, but it certainly isn't all that far from gay. Hosting tea parties and singing ballads in the shower are both considerably further from homosexual butt play than fighting a dude for any reason beyond legit self defence.
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>>35288783

Tip of the morning to ya.
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>>35285123
yeah you just saw the most over-rated boxer of all time but for once it wasn't something from his highlight reel
you're now aware knockouts occur one out of every 1000 punches thrown
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>>35285123

Yes. Unless there's a massive skill discrepancy between boxers, a lot of the punches thrown will either miss or glance off without really doing a whole lot.

Ali was a damn good boxer, but smokin Joe is one of the short list of guys on his level.
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>>35286440
>Fedor
>not Kirelin
Sorry, but no one even comes close to Alexandr's record.
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>>35288381
Not really.
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>>35288783

keep talking
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>>35288593
>those will dissipate once you've trained MMA
I don't get why would you base your confidence on beign able to hurt others tho.
Learn to just be. To be content just being there, yourself, regardless of other people.
It's the saddest thing when you see a guy who tries and tries to be a badass, and then when they feel a little insecure they try to punch other people to reaffirm themselves, and it turns out they're just an autist fuck who ruins the mood whenever they flash back to their highschool years.
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>>35291161
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>>35291181
Calm down friend
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>>35285013
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