Not 100% OC Edition
>Have a super fat roomie
>4'11" 350 pounds
>Shaves his head bald because it makes hygiene easier
>I'm in the living room, he walks in with a grin expecting a reaction
>I can't stop myself from yelling "NOTHING STOPS THE BLOB" from the X-Men Arcade game
>His face crumples
>He eats two large Papa John's pizzas that night.
Share your stories and shit.
Not nice, dude.
>>35283291
I know. Never claimed to be the best roommate. At least I didn't eat a Sam's Club box of Hot Pockets in one day.
>>35283291
When is 4chan ever nice?
>4'11" 350 pounds
I don't believe you
>>35283319
Ditto
Impossible e-stats
Now you have to post pics of yourself to show that you're In position of making that kinds of remarks.
The rudeness can be forgiven, but also it was pretty unfunny
You are terrible person 2bh pham
>>35283163
>4'11" 350 pounds
Is that physically possible?
>>35283163
This happened
>>35283163
Moralfags. Moralfags everywhere.
>>35283163
>summer time
>go to all day concert with 3 people
>one of them is at least 40% bf, if not more
>we all suggest we should grab some food before the concert
>2/4 of us are fatties, so Wendy's is decided
>my 40%bf friend says "well I better fill up so I don't spend money at the concert"
>orders: 1 double cheeseburger, 2 chicken sandwiches, 1 order of fries
>eats all.of.it.
>then he eats at the concert. Then he eats after the concert.
This same friend once got 2 meals from a restaurant, and ate all of that too.
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>>35284071
>fathletes
>>35284071
>triggered
>>35283676
You, I like you.
>>35284190
>>35284071
If they can compete with the not fat people, sure. I can't see them as competition because they will never even come close to one of the not fat.
>>35284222
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>>35284249
that is.... amazing
>>35284255
Glenn doesn't take shit.
>>35284273
>>35284234
It would be empty without her, because she is filling up any empty space.
C'mon guys, contrib00t.
Getting a little tired being the only one.
>>35283749
>>35284071
>>35284190
>>35284222
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>>35283163
Wasn't the blob like 7 feet tall?
Either way that was a kickass reference and you are my nigger.
>>35284190
There's no way an Al Bundy could exist in 2015. I miss these days only for this reason.
>>35284249
i want to shove my nose directly up the asshole of the one on the left and take MANY long, powerful, lung filling inhales until i pass out and enter a lucid dream where i can continue to do the same.
i hate that every normal person tries to sabotage you. tells you lies. you have to eat 6 times a day you have to eat til you are full you will starve if you only eat 1000kcal. you have to get protein powder. need to keep your legs close and feet straight and use wheights when squatting. everyone is a fucking retard.
>>35284255
made me laugh. where is this from?
>>35284333
Guaranteed replies.
>>35284255
fucking savage
Lol what happened to the dude who would post the NAFAA copy pasta?
>>35284348
I'm not sure. I'd like to watch it also.
>>35284381
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>>35283718
I kinda do that, when I am a DYEL man at his 30s with ~15% bf .
I like this one
>>35284348
My Big Fat Fabulous Life.
Season 2 hasn't aired yet.
Season One was about her trying to convince everyone that she's totally healthy and well adjusted adult; despite not having a job, living with her parents, and doing a volunteer "dance" class for fat people.
It ended with her doctor telling her she now has diabetes.
She's basically the worse kind of HAES, but her dad is based.
>>35283338
>e-fats
http://likes.com/g/15299365?utm_campaign=Postcron.com&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&v=f8mfMnYdbZBwW8in7LqmAe141A9AV20gk4E0&page=1
This obese woman was arrested for starving her children.
>>35284429
haha hilarious
>>35284467
So on the right we have an orangutan skeleton with a horse's hip and a homo sapiens skull?
Also, lmao@both skulls being the exact same.
>>35284071
Fatties don't understand how the world works
>>35283306
A lot of boards are actually pretty nice. The ones without teenage edgelords can be pretty friendly
>>35284543
oh lol I should read things first
>>35284467
Just so we're all clear, that's a gorilla skeleton, yes?
>>35284497
bumpin
>>35284496
>>35284497
That's one ugly marine mammal.
It's 2015 cmon
>>35284555
Also in season 1 there was a part of the show where Whtney goes to the store with her mom, bends down and rips her pants.
Whitney then proceeds to blame the material of said pants.
>>35284496
why is it that society is blamed? Stupid. What benefit would society have for forcing thin body types to be attractive? Doesn't it make sense that society would just exploit men's interest in thin, fit body types? fit women aren't on the cover of magazines because society has some agenda to make fit women attractive, it's because fit women ARE attractive and they want to sell magazines.
>>35284542
20 skinnies or one fatty
Pick one option to fill the jacuzzi.
>>35284576
>1,446 notes
what's up with retarded posts and thousands of notes on tumblr
>>35284429
>220 pounds
That... Doesn't seem right. A well-built infantryman could easily weigh 180-190. I weigh 165 and I'm only 5'8 and could stand to gain more muscle without even being bulky. Plus his pack and gun and other gear, I would assume a geared up infantryman could weigh 250+ easy. And if he's running/jumping could put like 500 pounds of pressure down for an instant
Am I missing something about how mines work? Would a 250 pounds guy stepping on s mine not set it off?
>>35284579
>>35284572
She's gotten fatter too. It's pretty amazing.
>>35284554
Can you read, nigger?
>>35284587
i checked her tumblr, she likes fit men.
>>35284598
I think it's more force than that, yes.
>>35284602
>Whitney's families reaction when she explains that she shouldn't have to settle for a man, and should be allowed to date fit guys
Also her Brother refuses to be on the show now because it's too embarrassing to be associated with her.
>>35284606
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35284497
>goes on a diet
>eats pizza
Fuck I hate her
>>35284233
Vince Wilfork is pretty damn fat but he was a great defensive lineman before he hurt his Achilles a couple years back. They are out there.
>>35284623
Do you have a link to that episode? i.e. where she wants fit men?
>>35284598
How often you hop on one foot? The mines in question require the weight to be in one spot, not equal distribution. Plus you need a slight impact.
Source: an armyfag, combat engineer
>>35284467
LMFAO
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>>35284587
I've heard them say it's a conspiracy by the weight loss industry. But I'm pretty sure the fast food industry has a lot more money
>>35284622
See this
>>35284637
>>35284591
Retards find it easy to relate to retarded thoughts
>>35284496
>approached by sexy men
>sexy men
Gee I wonder how she defined sexy?
I wonder how many times she and her... Gorgeous friends approached short fat guys that night?
>>35284662
It's a safe space circle jerk, anon.
>>35284632
Diet is relative. If she ate nothing but 3 pizzas a day she'd probably be better then whatever she eats now
>>35284633
>yfw Vince Wilforks 40 yd dash is faster than Tom Brady's
>>35284623
I believe if you go to TLC.com it should be there.
Think it is episode 2, the same episode where her and her friend catfished two dudes off an internet site and proceeded to have the most cringiest shit date imaginable, and then justify wasting two dude's time and money by saying it made them feel better about themselves.
Also
>http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/my-big-fat-fabulous-life/videos/car-disaster/
>Whitney's definition of clean
What do fatties expect for their fat acceptance movement?
Do they think that they'll suddenly become attractive once they become accepted?
Do they think science will rewrite what they know so they dont hurt fat peoples feelings by telling them they'll die if they dont lose weight?
>>35284670
I checked her tumblr, has pics of topless channing tatum.
pic related.
>>35284682
thanks.
>>35283749
I love that it's dr dre
"fat is beautiful"
>>35284685
God I hate these people.
>>35284637
Well when I walk I lift one foot up leaving all my weight on the other. And if he's jogging or jumps then wouldn't that make more of an impact?
>>35284684
But its slowly working. All the highest threads are a hidden fatty praise system
>>35284429
I highly doubt that 100kg is enough to set it off.
A normal sized infantryman, say weighting 70kg, and 30kg of equipment would get rekt
>>35284707
Oh god, all of her skin aside from her face is fucking gray. This is terrifying.
>>35283345
honestly pics won't do shit.
if you're an asshole you're an asshole.
if I was the blob you'd be getting trace amounts of cum in your milk for the next month.
>enjoying your gains anon?
>>35284682
Last pic
Last thing before I go, for anyone who hasn't watched the show, one of her big things is that she was a "professional" dancer and went to Uni studying dance and on a scholarship, before her "deliberating" PCOS forced her to stop, and she gained, what she claims, over 100lbs in under two years "without" trying.
This has been confirmed absolutely bullshit. She never had a scholarship, nor did she ever study dance, nor was she ever a "professional" dancer.
The closest thing she ever had to being a "dancer" was a free club that was at her college that taught free dancing classes monthly, and she would volunteer to help out there. In fact, she actually studied English at University; but never pursued dancing at any higher level.
She is a pathological liar, takes advantage of people, and royally cucks her "bff" Buddy at every turn, even after he fucking gets them a house.
>>35284707
>exhausted after walking 50 metres.
What the living fuck.
>>35284707
Most of her body isn't getting enough oxygen, holy shit.
Why do fat feminists swear so much
>>35284716
>>35284684
It's shifting what we define as "fat" for women. We get so used to thinking of fat women as looking like Tess Munster, that women 30 pounds overweight arent considered fat anymore. I've seen time and time again people look at a woman who would've been considered fat a few decades ago and don't even call her chubby now. I know women 30 pounds overweight who honestly believe they're just normal, and worse a lot of people will agree with her. They'll tell her it's just society's unrealistic standards, even though the opposite is happening and standards for women are getting lower and lower.
Attractiveness is relative, so the more fat women there are the lower the bar is. And it's only happening for women too, not men, so it's just skewing things further and we start thinking that an average guy and a fast girl are equal. I've seen couples where the man and woman are both equally fat but people comment that she's out of his league. Meanwhile put a fat girl and a normal guy together and people just think they're a good fit.
>>35284761
Oh wait sorry, forgot to post this gym.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIzCZl30qrQ
Now I'm gone, for real this time.
>>35284708
Maybe. You still have yo consider the weight distribution. The detonation happens at 100 kilos but it's fuse is basicly an area size of a coin. The mine is buried in the ground obviously hiding it. At the same time the ground acts like a cushion distributing weight, so in reality you will need a lot more weight to detonate it than 100 kilos.
Hope this helped.
>>35284650
You can definitely make way more money off of fat people than off of skinny people. If anything the pharmaceutical industry should be trying to get everyone fat to sell more drugs. Pharma has way more dough than the fitness industry.
What did she mean by this?
>>35284719
See this
>>35284817
>>35284707
This makes me wonder. How are people at that size supposed to exercise? They can't barely walk.
>>35284786
How else a ridiculous hambeast like this one will compete for attention if not being a loud swearing mess?
>>35284809
>7 things you need to know before dating a fat woman
>don't x 7
>>35284809
>>35284822
It needs to belong.
To belong to a pod of whales
>>35284809
>grow up and be a man
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>>35284255
I NEED the video to this
>>35284817
Okay that makes sense then. But then the original post was wrong because it was implying that a fatty weighing over 220 would detonate it
>>35284846
forgot picture
<img src="http://www.rekindlingthewaters.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pilot-whale-face.jpg">
Anyone have that long tumblr post that basically summarized to "he picked a pretty girl over me and thats fat shaming"?
>>35284827
Walking your ass off or swimming.
First step for people that fuckin big is to change their eating habits. Once they've managed to drop a certain amount of weight, they can start exercising.
>>35284868
><img src="http://www.rekindlingthewaters.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pilot-whale-face.jpg">
>>35284827
When I started training for a marathon I could barely jog 100m, let alone run at a brisk pace. I'd run as many 100m stretches as I could, then 50, then 20, then just 5 meters, as long as I ended up exhausted it was work. A month later I was jogging 400m and running 50-60 meter stretches. Now, a year and a half later, I'm a starting center back for my local soccer team and have ran many 5k and 10ks. It's about small daily progress, your starting point means shit if you're willing to put enough work.
>>35284872
i also want to know this.
I got triggered by a fatty today /fit/
>about to go for a run
>it's dark af outside, despite being just 5pm and the weather's like 5 celsius (40 fahr.)
>dressed in shorts & a jacket
>fatasfatass family member comes over
>"wow anon where the hell are you going in those thin clothes? it's sooo cold and also it's pretty late too!!1"
>argue for a while, leave with "sm.h tb.h fa.m"
>20/30 minutes later I come back
>senpai watching tv, decide to join in for a while be4 my stretches
>"anon I heard running is bad for you you shouldn't run especially not uphill because I saw a doc on tv saying that it's bad for your heart and for your joints!!1"
>tfw she's like 300 pounds
>I'm a recovering chubfat (160 lbs) trying to get /fit/
This is half triggering and half good feels for me because I know I will never be like them but still it pisses the shit out of me when they spit out broscience 24/7........
>>35284878
I understand what you're saying, but someone who is that big clearly has some mental health issues, lack of discipline and self-control, most likely severe depression. You will not get healthy lifestyle changes on someone like that. At least getting tired will mitigate the depression a bit and feel as if you're "doing" something.
>>35284889
broscience is bad/pseudoscientific advice regarding lifting
fat/famscience is bad advice to get you to stop lifting
>>35284863
Whoever did the pic had the right idea but didn't know enough about mines. However, it still applies to extremely obese people.
Also, you can use it to make fatties think. Or for the lulz.
>>35284496
all HAES boils down to is "waaa handsome men without fetishes and mental illness don't find me attractive"
>>35284786
because they are "fierce" lmfao
>Dr. Oz said...
>>35284827
they can't they should go for a walk as often and as long as possible and eat less. or get surgery.
>>35284885
I wish i lived in murricah where you compete in 5ks. It's basically a joke distance, just sprint the shit.
Today was a bad running day, but still managed to get 5k sub 20 min
>>35283163
>have a very close friend I've known for about 7 years. Basically grew into men together.
>He's always been fat, has asthma
>I had type one diabetes at 6, was a chubby to fat teenager
>Lost 80lbs at 20 and started lifting seriously
>he stayed fat
>He asks me about working out, seems genuinely interested and motivated
>but we'll hop on teamspeak and he'll say "Aww yeah man, got some pizza. Some cookies. Life's good."
>Try time and time again to explain how diet is 90% of it but he's too addicted to shitty food to even try.
>mfw hearing him wheezing and choking on his own breath regularly
>mfw one of my oldest friends will die young
>>35284904
You have a good point, anon, but the question was how they even could exercise, not about are they willing to exercise.
Physically can't versus mentally can't.
>>35284671
Just like /fit/ innit?
>>35284846
gg
>>35284922
I jog 5k 5x a week. And fatties act like it's some big accomplishment that proves they're fit. Nevermind that it took them 40 minutes to do.
>>35284885
This guy gets it.
>>35284932
I'm guessing swimming or stationary (heavily reinforced) bikes.
>>35284933
this may be a circle jerk, but there is absolutely no harm in being /fit/, unless you frequent the /fraud/ threads....
>>35284863
>>35284913
One more thing. The original pic applies if we just consider the argument to be whether your weight can trigger an anti-tank mine that's off ground.
>>35284971
Yep.
>>35284933
>>35284985
In a way, yes. Then again it's more like people thinking alike. As in not being completely delusional and blaming the society.
There is a lot of disagreeing at /fit/
Like, a lot.
>>35284953
>>35284922
>Hey bro, I've been training for a while bro, wanna talk shit about people who just started?
>Sure bro, not like you have to run 5k before 10k or marathons/ironmans.
>Any distance under what I personally jog with ease is a joke distance.
You're not the benchmark for fitness, dumbasses. You weren't born being able to sprint 5k. Why talk shit on those working to accomplish something you once had to work for too?
>>35285041
I'm taking shit about the ones who claim they are already in good shape and are obviously healthy and don't need to lose weight because they can slowly jog 3 miles.
>>35284707
I actually want to throw up
>>35284249
mitosis at its best
>>35284606
Of course she does.
>>35284796
To be fair, that's only in America. Asia and Europe, especially Eastern Europe, still shame fatties.
>>35285161
>>35285161
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>>35285041
>not born to run 5ks
Nigra please. Humans are specifically designed to be energy efficient. Basically every aspect of humanity is designed that way.
>>35283291
fatties need a dose of reality. thats the problem, they have no shame and need to be reminded that they should be ashamed of themselves.
-former fat kid
>>35285204
God that music video is fucking dumb. Anime does not suit eldritch horror at all and the atmosphere was the furthest thing you could get to the music.
Sorry, it's an appropriate reaction image. Just get buttblasted every time I'm reminded of it since eldritch horror is my favorite.
Not OC, I posted this one time half a year ago, anyway:
>enter the gym
>first exercise I feel like doing is pendlay rows
>go to where I usually do them
>as I approach, I see this fat balding, wearing a black bandana
>he's doing all these extremely exaggerated movements, punching and kicking into nothing, with his eyes closed, moving around as he does this
>"oh my fuck. He's doing a fucking kata" (detailed choreographed patterns of movements, practiced in martial arts)
>being a black belt in karate, I know what a fucking kata looks like, and this is not one. He's just pulling this shit out as he goes
>fat fucks keeps punching / kicking as he grunts and exhales violently, probably to "focus his chi".
>does this extremely close to the DESIGNATED platform with the barbell on it
>whatever, he's going back to his starting point now
>load plates on, and begin
>on my first set, I see that fat bastard moving towards me, kicking in seemingly random directions. Still with eyes closed
>kicks my RIGHT in the fucking ass, while doing my last rep. I fall over and hurt myself a bit
>people in the gym all staring at me. Fat fuck doesn't even open his eyes to see what happened
>I go directly up to the net-loss human being, grab his shirt and ask him what the fuck he's doing
>he open his eyes and looks at me like he just saw the face of satan himself
>begins flailing his arm everywhere while trying to kick me, while screaming incoherently
>I let go of him, out of shock of his reaction
>he falls over, gets up, and bolts towards the exit. His rolls of fat violently bouncing.
>run after him
>when I get outside, I see the fuck almost causing a fucking traffic accident, as he's run right on the fucking road with both arms behind his back
>people inside cars all yelling at him
>fatty disappears around a building
>never saw him at the gym again
>>35285161
lol
>>35285083
What I find weird is how many places on the internet treat a sub 30 5k like an accomplishment. I didn't start running until highschool. I was still the slowest guy when I graduated running ~20-21min races. I'm thirty now, don't even train in the winter, and I'm still runng ~22s at little podunk races a few times a year. As a fat alcoholic, I feel like I should be treated as the bare minimum standard, yet I still place in top five if not many highschool kids are running. What the hell.
>>35284071
You can become a sumo wrestler
>>35285230
It's not anime, it's French. I liked it.
>>35284786
Is that a fucking marshmallow on her bottom lip
>>35285437
A 12 year old at the boxing gym I go to runs sub 25 5ks. Which is good because shes 12.
>>35285230
I liked it and I don't even care for anime all that much. It had a good atmosphere and the twist was very unexpected when I first saw it.
>>35284598
These are from 1914, not even fully grown, fully equiped men would weigh nearly 100kg back then.
>>35285236
This never happened. Also it would've been more amusing if the protagonist didn't engage in physical contact, but rather just gave an audible warning.
>>35284542
I used to be that kid but i would probably stand alone somewhere outside of the picture having made up a reason shy i dont go into the pool and have fun. Then i got sick of it dropped 110 pounds got shredded. That was a decade ago. Still the fear aof being that kid again makes me not be that kid again eventhough im 29 with a gf a job and a house in a country where only like 2% of people my age have all 3. Still i know how that kid feels like i know what hes going through. I was him. All he has to do is channel that anger and shame and hatred of himself into pure motivation, to say "id rather die than give up". I hope he makes it. Better life awaits. I hope he makes it...
>>35284333
Trips of truth. Fucking crabs in a bucket, man.
>>35284922
nobody sprints 5k you fucking dumbass. a sprint is any distance at or under 400 metres. even then, the truest sprint is 100 metres, since that's the only one in which you can actually be at 100% effort and maximum speed and accelration for the entire duration of the sprint.
now for some fucking math. sprinters regularly clock the 100m at 10 seconds or under. let's use 10 secs as our goal. for 1 kilometre, you would need to finish that in 100 seconds, or 1 minute and 40 seconds. 5k would take you 500 seconds, or 8 minutes and 20 seconds. THAT would be sprinting 5k.
>>35284606
You're a faggot if you don't like fatties. They all deserve golden Adonises, shitheel.
>>35284632
IIFYM man. One slice of Domino's is like 350 kcal. If you eat a single slice for a meal and don't snack like a wildebeest you'll do fine.
Bumpin with the most rage-inducing fat hate I have.
>>35285539
when are you coming to gym again? ;)
>>35284720
Holy shit. I've seen that clip a dozen times and never noticed. That's terrifying.
>>35284233
This should be an entire television channel
NFS
National-Fat-Sports
Maybe fat acceptance isn't so bad. they can entertain us
>>35285453
DAMN
mirin legs
>>35284467
Looks like a halloween decoration. I want one.
>>35284587
Mostly the attractive women in magazines are meant to draw more WOMEN in.
As you can see, women are very delusional and think themselves a lot prettier than they really are, so unless a woman is at a hamplanet level (and sometimes, even then), she'll think she's just as pretty as the girls on the covers. And she wants that. She doesn't want to be represented by ugly girls. You can notice that these beautiful girls are also used on any products that are targeting women.
>>35284491
>Imagine if someone were to smash a thermometer because arguing about temperature in the house was triggering and all temperatures are equal and comfortable
>don't be a thermabigot
>>35284707
>that feel when this webm reminds you of your mother
I was hoping the fat redhead was going to end up hurt at least
>>35285691
Cap this
>>35284796
This is called the Overton Window Effect in politics. When the extremes become more extreme, things that were previously considered radical enter the scope of normality.
>>35284796
>And it's only happening for women too, not men
the statistics would beg to differ. you likely only notice fat women because you notice women for their body in general, not as a person you'd talk to and get to know apparently. you dont look at a fat guy and approximate whether he's fuckable or not. trust me, males are becoming fatties just as much, its not just as relevant because males aren't judged on looks to the degree that females are. also to clear this up since a lot of guys seem to miss this one- if you have a gut hanging over your pants, youre fat. a lot of males seems to be quite deluded about how fat they actually are because again males aren't constantly judged on looks like females
>>35285146
It'll come. Even without fat acceptance movement, it'd come. The food industry has made it their biggest objective to fatten up as many people as possible.
You just need the majority of women to be obese and bam! the ones who are just overweight are suddenly great by comparison.
Now, if men were more like the women, they would be smart enough to just STOP having sex altogether. Unfortunately, men can't do that. They'll take the best they can get from around them and stick with it. And that's how ugly women and feminists win. Thanks, thirsty men, it couldn't be done without you.
>>35284923
Tell him that.
>>35285732
While men are getting fatter, women are smart enough to just not have sex if the available mates don't fit her requirements.
While fat is going everywhere, fat acceptance is only going for females.
>>35284827
They need to do fork put-downs and table push-aways until they reach a weight at which regular exercise won't destroy their joints. Anyone who got to that size has a diet beyond horrible and no amount of flailing their hamhocks is going to undo it. Weight loss needs to start with diet for people this size.
>>35284576
Meanwhile in canada...
>Eat yourself into a coma like state
>develope diabetus, heart disease, require massive medical treatments
>rest of society has to pay for your "illness" that is self induced
I feel like if you are obese without a thyroid problem or if you smoke cigarettes you should have to pay for your own medical care.
>>35284827
due to the massive amount of extra weight they're carrying around, just about everything they do is literally a combo exercise of lifting weights and cardio. this is why its relatively easy to start melting off the weight when you're that fat, your body burns a lot of calories moving all the weight around and you really just need to stop stuffing your goddamn face
>>35284796
>fat girl and a normal guy together and people just think they're a good fit.
I know I can't change that that's how it works now, and that's part of why I lift. I was sick of being a regular sized non-fat man with a good face, but seemingly only capable of reeling in heavy women.
I hate using the 1-10 scale, but come on: women to men are roughly 50/50 in the population, yet women that are a 5 or 6 automatically get men at least 3 points above them. Men are also thirsty enough to let this trend continue.
>>35284587
Im a fatty (6'3" 290lb). I blame society for my being fat because the only people who were honest with me about my size were my gym teachers. Having food shoved down your throat by foreigner family members where back home fat=wealthy. Friends and family constantly telling me im not fat my entire life is harder to deal with than exercising. I have to fat shame myself to remind me being a fat fuck is a life choice
#noshamenogain
This is also why i fucking hate holidays
>>35285732
Your "statistics" are using bmi. Shit I'm overweight using bmi. Men lift weights, women don't. Even casual weightlifters still throw the numbers off, 10 pounds of muscle will cause a lot of men to register overweight when they aren't fat. Plus even if a guy is fast, half the fat guys you see lift and being fat+muscular is way different then just fat. There are definitely more fat girls than fat guys, stop thinking bmi is worth shit you DYEL
>men aren't constantly judged on their looks like females
Lol are you baiting or just retarded? Notice that far more men are into fitness and sports then women? Men don't bitch about body standard that doesn't mean they aren't being judged. Fitness forums are male-dominated while fat acceptance blogs are female-dominated. Just because women are natural whiners doesn't mean they're facing more pressure, if they were then why are there more men then women getting fit?
Stop buying the feminist victim culture propaganda
>>35284591
>thousands of notes
>retards
>tumblr
I'd say tumblr has thousands of retards.
>>35284923
>Basically grew into men together.
>grew into men
>men
thats rather liberal of you
>>35283303
Lol the fucking shirt on that hambeast
>forget glass slippers
>this princess
>wears running shoes
>>35284496
>sucks when you don't get attention
>even if you don't want it
Also, I fucking hate all these blogs, especially the mommy blogs that have those stupid names. If you have to misspell "gosh" and make up other random cutesy stuff, your opinion isn't unique nor wanted.
>Be me
>have a job as an entertainer on the side for some extra cash
>juggler, balloon artist that sort of thing
>get a message from a old high school buddy asking if I'd entertain his sons first birthday party
>Old high school buddy was fucking shredded back in the day
>go to party ang get greeted by his land whale girlfriend
>She's wider than she is tall. Almost perfectly round
>Go inside and see friend
>He has become lard incarnate.
>I had to approach him because he had no intention of getting out of this poor chair that looked like it could buckle at any minute
>The entire family was there. It was all the same. Land whales and foopas galore.
>I make this small child a balloon hat and got a little sad because I knew the child doesn't stand a chance.
>>35284707
Even though I'm not hot grill status, it makes me so grateful I never let myself get that bad. Jesus.
>>35284707
I swear every step she took causes an mini earthquake causing the guy to shake
>>35285812
Oh, shut up. You "it's just muscle, half the men lift" people are just as bad as the "muh curves" women. Most men don't lift, and yes, most of the time it's just a beer gut.
>>35285710
Based Dr. Christian. Pic related, another based doc.
>>35285763
The worst part is...
That'd be a pretty good ass.......
>>35284700
Holy fugg
>>35284497
Not surprising
She eats fucking peanut butter mayo sandwiches for fucks sake
>>35285856
I'm not talking about pro bodybuilders retard. Half the guys you see have lifted at least casually and yes that definitely throws the numbers off. Go look at bf% statistics and there's a clear gender gap from them and BMI. And that still counts builtfat as just fat, get rid of the built fat types and the gap grows even more.
Vin Diesel gets a little pudgy and nobody hesitates to call him fat. Meanwhile people were complaining that Megan trainor wasn't even fat when she came out with All About That Bass. Our standard for men and women are completely different. You put an average skinnyfat man and woman next to each other and I guarantee most people say she's hotter. They'll tell the guy to hit the gym and tell the woman she's perfect or even to skinny. Put an average guy and a fat woman together and people think they're equal.
Pic-related was posted on /co/ a couple days ago and there were tons of people saying she's just average and want fat at all. You see that in other places to, I've noticed it a lot on /soc/. And on my Facebook feed from people i know irl. That's only for women. If a man is that fat nobody says he isn't fat. Your view of the world is completely backwards, I don't know how you can be dumb enough to think that society's standards for women are somehow higher than for men, we have a much lower threshold for calling a man fat
>>35285812
BMI actually underestimates obesity in the general population because it doesn't catch the skinnyfats with unhealthy bf%.
http://www.nature.com/ijo/journal/v32/n6/full/ijo200811a.html
>>35284633
Big Vince is surprisingly athletic for a man that size. Anyone see him kick those field goals on Hard Knocks?
>>35284786
100 dollars that "skirt" was a picnic table cloth that she heamed
>>35285990
Part of it is that they have a different threshold too. Fit bmi you have normal, overweight, then obese. Bf% just goes straight from normal to obese.
But thanks for posting that, adding up the bf% non-obese you get 54% for men and 26% for women.
>>35285856
>>35285732
See above. If we stop using your bullshit BMI system that only skinnyfats think I'd relevant, there's twice as many fat women as fat men. And even then some of the day guys are at least builtfat, almost none of the fat women are. Someone like picrelated might be fat but he obviously works on his body and society judges men on muscle and strength too. Take people who are just fat without muscle and you might get closer to 3:1 ratio. And yet people think it's the opposite if anything because of how much the fat acceptance movement has changed standards for women but not men
>>35285578
Iktf bro
>>35285990
>74% of women are either obese or have bf% of obese
>compared to 46% of men
jesus christ what's wrong with women?
>go to gym today
>whiteboard usually full of shit is empty
>draw pic related on it real quick for fun
>know it's shit but fuck it
>go to work out
>few minutes later see some fatty erasing it
>walk up to him
>"the fuck dude, I just drew that."
>he complains that he can't do 100 reps and it makes him feel inferior
>ask him where the fuck he thinks he is
>he threatens to have the manager kick me out
>"Go for it Jabba"
>enraged he stomps off to the front desk
>manager comes out
>fatty tells him the story
>dude looks at him funny
>"You do realize where you are right?"
>Shamu shouts about how Planet Fitness is a better environment and leaves
>mfw entire gym starts laughing to themselves
I don't hate fat people. They entertain me way too much.
>>35285733
>it's all men's fault!
obesity is like the most fixed thing in their lives, even if men were vomiting at the sight of them they'd somehow ignore or think their way around it.
>>35285682
>women are very delusional and think themselves a lot prettier than they really are
someones never been to the boards cbt or facial aesthetics thread. you motherfuckers are the most delusional bitches jesus
>>35286138
Its also different for athletes who benefit from weight.
A football player with an extra 20lbs is going to hit that much harder, or be that much harder to move. Having a gut while being on Defensive line is pretty much mandatory.
>>35285749
>smart enough
it's not really intelligence, it's low libido.
>>35286192
This is funny, but you're lucky its a dude.
Fat chick would have at the very least broken something on the way out. Or started some bullshit twitter campaign and brought bad press to your gym.
>>35285989
Where the hell are you pulling your examples from? I didn't see anyone calling Trainor normal, much less the woman in your picture. If you only hang out at tumblr, /soc/, and other places where fat people gather, maybe then you'd hear opinions like that. Or maybe it's an American thing.
>>35286188
Ratio of acceptable men to women is two to one... No wonder the dating game is so rough for men. And no wonder so many men are still desperate enough to pretend feminism isn't complete shit.
>>35286192
>tfw no fit weebs in my gym
>>35284707
i got legitimately scared as she walked towards me, had to close it early
>>35285749
>fat acceptance is only going for females.
just because you guys only save the female pics for the most part, doesnt mean guys aren't involved. it just means your personal biases are seeping into every aspect of your life
>>35285812
>Your "statistics" are using bmi.
for good reason, BMI works fine for 99% of the population.
>Shit I'm overweight using bmi.
probably, doesn't mean you're fit. ive seen your cbt threads, you guys are delusional a lot of the time
>Men lift weights, women don't
god this is just fucking stupid.
> Notice that far more men are into fitness and sports then women?
no, because they're not
>Men don't bitch about body standard that doesn't mean they aren't being judged
males do bitch about body standards, you guys do it frequently on this board just for starters. and yes you are being judged, i never said you weren't- youre just not being judged to the same extent. reading comprehension dude.
there so much wrong with you ill just let you seek professional help when you choose to be a man/adult
>>35285838
take care of the child please
make sure to teach them about proper diet, exercising etc so he doesn't become a landwhale
pls do it
>>35284633
Vince wilfork is fat because it makes him better at his job. The extra weight makes it harder to move them. You don't see fat RBs and WRs, only baseball still has fatties and even then very few since they're more injury prone Most of those linemen drop 100+ pounds after quitting the nfl and look way better.
>>35286291
Lol retard see >>35285990
Proving you completely wrong. Just because you've never touched a weight doesn't mean only 1% of men lift. My bmi is right on the line for overweight yet only 15% bf, and I know plenty of guys in better shape then me.
Why the fuck are you here? You obviously aren't fit, you don't understand the first thing about fitness, and it doesn't look like you even want to get fit. Fuck off.
>>35286267
Explains all the pigfuckers over in the high test threads too. Desperate thirsty bastards.
>>35285853
as someone with PCOS who's a fit size 2-4, im triggered
>>35286291
Guys know there fat and don't want pity
women know they're fat but are too used to having the world cater to them when they were young that they don't want it stopping for any reason.
>>35286188
women are physically meant to carry more body fat and it is harder for them to put on muscle/lose weight. more muscle=more calories burned, and males naturally have more muscle. women naturally do have a harder time losing weight, being shorter also doesnt help
>>35286138
>he obviously works on his body
If I understand it right he won't escape all the health risks of it though, even if he escapes the sedentary risks.
>>35284542
Can someone shoop the gas mask goliath in the background
>>35286355
Hey femanon, me too! Diagnosed about a year ago. Lost 40 pounds before I knew I had it, only found out because my periods got irregular after I lost the weight (fat produces hormones and is metabolically active, so it was masking my symptoms).
I'd never go back anyway. Just tweeze my chin hairs once a week and I'm good to go.
>>35284707
That feel when a XL shirt is a sportsbra
>>35284327
Anon I... I just don't know what to think about this. Why would do that? I can't imagine what horrors are in there...
>>35286376
women have significant ability to build muscle in the lower body - if they stuck to t-rex mode and had a reasonable diet I think your objections wouldn't amount to much.
>>35283163
Dammit OP, now I'm going to go to hell for laughing at that!
>>35284765
you greatly under estimate how long a meter is. that bitch walked like 20 feet
>>35286376
>women carry more fat
Which is why the standard is different. 32% bf is obese for women compared to 25% for men. You can say is harder for them to build muscle but regardless there are 10x more men that lift weights then women. Which goes against this false idea that women are somehow facing more pressure, if they were then they would be hitting the gym at least as hard as men do
>>35286338
This. Vince probably does or will have a weight issue after he retires and he is by no means as healthy as he would be were he 100 pounds lighter. However, his job is to be big and plug up a big hole on the field. He could end up being like a Matt Birk who got down to a healthier size after his playing career.
Pic related, he used to be a 310 pound lineman. Not sure of his current weight but he's 6'4.
>>35286548
To be fair, women have only recently started to lift more, because there has been (and still is) this stigma against muscular girls. As soon as their abs are visible, they get called guys and unattractive. Hell, sometimes even here on fit. So plenty of women still get this idea that being skinnyfat is better than going to the gym and somehow accidentally gaining too much muscle.
>>35286548
Pressured women hit the freezer, not the gym.
>>35286291
I would say this is atroll but trolls don't put this much effort in.
You are a fucking idiot. Dove had a campaign for fat women, not fat men. Where are the people saying great guys are just curvy? Where are the people shaming hot women for rejecting fat guys? Feminists spend a lot of time talking about fat acceptance, MRA or ReturnOfKings type places never talk about that for men. If they bring up body image is something legit like height or baldness. Go find the male Tess munsters, show me an example of these male plus size models or of people looking at pictures of obese men and telling them they look perfect and aren't fat at all
>>35286610
Well it is a little harder to excuse it away for men desu
Like... what do people like about women? Thighs, tits and butt? That's pure fat. It's easy for them to underestimate fat elsewhere.
But men are attractive through strength. Very different.
>>35286668
>thighs
>butt
>pure fat
No.
Also waist to hip ratio is considered the best measure of "curviness" and what bodies men find attractive, and that's lowest around 18-20% bf for women. True that sticks have higher W:H ratio but so do fat women, Tess Munster is over 0.8. Marilyn Monroe was around 0.65, most decent models are 0.7
>>35286610
Dove had that campaign, because they wanted to sell shit to women. They would promote anything as long as it made them a profit.
>>35284923
Screenshot your post and show him
Or link this thread
>>35286548
Yea its kinda stupid. In theory women need more fat than men to be healthy because their bodies always want them to be ready to have babies. So low body fat can cause women's hormones to go crazy. Missed and irregular periods. Reason why some girls in gymnastics all their lives don't have their first period until 16.
So the minimum fat percentage where you don't need to be on top of your diet at all times or risk organ damage is higher. But when you're talking obesity, yea I don't think it makes much of a difference at that point.
>>35285437
What I find weird is how many places on the internet treat a sub 100k salary like an accomplishment. I didn't start working until highschool. I was still the lowest-paid guy when I graduated at ~50-60/hr. I'm thirty now, don't even work overtime, and I'm still earning 120s at little podunk job. As a fat alcoholic, I feel like I should be paid the bare minimum standard, yet I still make the top-earners list if bonuses are low that year. What the hell.
>>35285638
Your implication that I'm the antagonist of your story is not clever, funny nor is it true.
>>35284249
>and that's how fat chicks are made
>Friend works with fat bastard.
>Friend has diabetes.
>Keeps candy bar in his desk at work for low blood sugar.
>walks into the office to find fatty sniffing around the desk.
>waits and quietly watches.
>fatty takes out candy bar.
>fatty realises he's being watched.
>"I...I didn't want to walk to the store."
>Store is 2 doors up from the office
>mfw
>>35286381
I think you kind of sign off on caring about health risks when you make getting hit by human trains your career,
>>35284234
>dat water displacement
>>35284872
>mayo
>Get seated in new office
>New coworker there is fat as fuck, younger than me, but like super fat
>He gets up to get coffee
>Comes back with a pot of coffee and a small plate with cookies
>"They have cookies in the kitchen" he mutters, heavily breathing, nod and say okay
>He sits down
>Heavy breathing
>Tries to find a comfortable position for a whole minute
>Finally stops, still heavy breathing
>Asthmatic breathing continues for like 10 minutes while eating his cookies
>Sometimes it sounds like he's choking on those shitty dry cookies
>Coughs every now and then
>This happens every hour
I know I'm an asshole for being annoyed by that, as he literally can't do anything about it, but it's so aggravating.
>>35285831
You never know, man. She could have been 100 lbs heavier a year prior to the photo. Maybe she does run. Maybe she looks even better now.
>>35287106
He can do lots about it. Work out, eat less, stop shoveling fucking cookies into his gullet.
>>35284071
PLG.jpg
>>35284602
Dude's gay, so he's fine.
This is truest fat hate, here.
>>35284598
I researched the shit out of this last time this came up. The lowest trigger weight is actually about 95, but most of them trigger at around 350.
