Should you wear a tank to school on the first day or wait to show off your arms?
Should you sit in the bottom of lecture hall or in the middle or actively try to sit near the cuties?
Should i time my pump just before i go into my lecture class with 100 plus students?
bamp
>>35280613
How does one achieve this level of bearmode?
wear something that fits and shows off your physique. always be a little "late" to class so that when you come in all eyes are on you. pick a row with cuties and brush against all of them to get to a seat.
>>35280800
>wear something that fits and shows off your physique. always be a little "late" to class so that when you come in all eyes are on you. pick a row with cuties and brush against all of them to get to a seat.
do this if you have hair on your neck longer than 2 inches
>>35280782
Russian natty genetics 1 X F
He is so big compared to the lady standing beside him. Imagine an angry Klokov raping the shit out of her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVdSRO8xtGM
>>35280814
Will a German/Cherokee mix of genetics work?
>>35280613
should i be fashionably late to class, and come in my zyzz gear with a pump?
should i be sweaty like i just came in from the gym too?
backwards hat too?
>>35280613
tanktops are for roiding douchebags
>>35280613
For me I like to sit in front of the class, so everyone can see me. As far as clothes just wear nice fitting clothes.
>>35280613
>almost 2016
>still trying to impress 3d's
Wew lad
>>35280613
DO NOT wear a tank top, if you want everyone to know you're either an autistic or a douchebag. Either way good luck making friends / grills with that approach. Literally bro, a tank top? to class? not to the beach or the gym. you think its a good idea to wear a tanktop to class. Literally get that thought out of your stupid head.
>>35281030
>>35280800
This soo hard
>>35281030
That gif is from opening credits of The Wire
>>35280613
OP it is people like you have make /pol/ wonder that maybe there does exist illuminati conspiracy to make everyone retarded/autistic.
I remember we had this Russian dude in my school who was in math I think. He was fairly aesthetic and he wore a tank top everywhere. Everyone referred to him as that one weirdo who thinks he's the shit. Everyone laughed at him
>>35280986
Kill yourself weeb faggot
OP come on. Right time right place. You go to class wearing reasonable, practical clothing.
If you want to show off, join an outdoor sport intramural team, eg ultimate or sincere, and play shutters.
Only caveat is that you actually have to have athletic ability, not just be a person who can lift up and set things down.
>>35281212
Anon did you forget where you are?
what do you look like, op?
>>35281212
>hating weebs on a galapagos glass-blowing image board
>>35281234
i look like this.
i also made a /fit/ documentary
6'4 195
old pic, i don't look as good around the waiste anymore
is klokov natty?
>>35281250
nah dont do it breh, i did the same shit when starting uni and im obv /fraud/ as fuck, it didnt rly work(i banged like a few girls because of obvious gains) but they were the slutty/skank type ones. The 8/10s+ just went for auschwitz lanklets who dressed like fags. Not sure what youre trying to achieve, not gonna get anything out of it probably. mirin confidence tho
I wear well fitting t shirts, I never give a fuck and girls mire me. I dont even dress well, but t shirt which reveals my huge guns and well fitting running pants (which shows my huge squat booty) makes girls wet. Simple
>>35281278
No. He takes hyphy mud
>>35281288
so what you're saying is, they go for lanklet dress fags.
so i could become lanklet bulklet and dress like a fag too?
also, check out my movie friend you might like it!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZCB6Vurc7s
pic is me and cutie
>>35280811
Actually I'm going going to agree with him.
Some DYEL hipster douchebag (waxed mustache, big ass non prescription glasses, etc) did that exact thing my Sophmore year and fucked damn near every girl in that class at some point.
>>35281250
You look so average 2007 highschooler it's not even funny.
>>35281494
r u insulting me, i' look way different now
pic is 2 year s old
>>35281226
>>35281237
Kill yourself weeb faggots
>>35280842
No, mongrel.
>>35281348
You're a pretty cool autist bro, props for not letting your condition slow you down.
>>35280613
If your arms look good, you shouldn't need a singlet to show them off.
>needing a pump to go out in public
you're not gonna make it bro
>>35281289
If you, you come off as trying too hard
>>35280613
Tell me these aren't real questions.
>>35281560
>i look like this
>i' look way different now
>>35281129
HHHWHEN YOU WALK THRU THE GARDEN
Making it look like you dont wanna show off is what makes everyone like you and be jealous at the same time. But if you look like a douchebag showoff, they will just be jealous.
>>35281592
>anonymous anime image board
>is a tripfag
>calls people out on being weebs
wew lad
>>>/trash/
>>35281592
>tripfaggin in a japanese childporn discussion forum
kek
>>35281854
YOU BETTA WATCH YO BACK
>>35280613
Jesus christ man i can already picture this dude. Hes the guy that is constantly adjusting himself while in class. Always fixing his hair, always looking down ar his arms and adjusting his shirt to show more of his biceps. Crossing his arms in such a way that his biceps look bigger.
Good luck getting anything but a std slut who is just conceited as you, faggot. Oh yeah and dont forget about your new mirror selfie and facebook status update about your progress and how "motivation is key."
>>35281948
I've seen a lot of people who do this shit who aren't anywhere near aesthetic and just keep talking about how much they workout, it's just painful to watch.
>>35281291
YOU SEE MAH EYES? YOU SEE MAH EYES? I'M OFF THAT HYPHY MUD, I'M OFF THAT HYPHY MUD
>>35281212
You must be new
