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I'll start:
>go to dining hall after workout
>take off jacket
>only be wearing tank
>at register with food
>black girl says, "hey, how can you be only wearing a tank in this weather?"
>"I had a jacket on, plus came from the gym"
>she goes, "oooo I can tellll!"
>"Th-thanks"
>qt cashier tries to start convo with me about some bullshit and people being pussies about the weather
>other female cashier starts talking to me too
>asking me questions about my workout
>every female in that part of the room listening intently
>I just want to sit down and eat brotein
>sit down at bar in front of window
>girl walks past outside and stops to stare at me
>I eventually wave at her
>she blushes and waves back
>sloots be mirin
>rest between my set
>pumped as fuck
>qt smiles at me
>stare her down, pretend to not notice her the rest of the day
>drive home and spend the rest of the day imagining me flirting with her
feelsgoodman
there's this qt at the gym who I never bother approaching but everytime I see her I give her a little half smile and wave. She usually gives a smile and looks down while waving.
does this mean something.
>>35280590
get em man!!! fucking nice bro!
>>35280619
She probably thinks its weird some dude she has never talked to waves at her everyday. Either talk to her and stop being a pussy, or don't fucking wave retard.
>>35280619
>not giving gentlemen nods
I feel like 'mirin threads slow down in the winter. Most likely because of thick clothing, and bulking.
>>35280576
>>35280590
>>35280601
>>35280619
>>35280638
>>35280654
>>35280692
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"
>mfw
>>35280693
>not cutting in winter to be aesthetic while everyone else is fat
>>35280711
starting a mini cut right now actually. Gonna be in cali in a week for winter break.
>>35280576
I was recently told I was "living life on easy mode" because I'm "literally chad".
It felt pretty good. Then I remembered I can't get a gf, even on easy mode.
>>35280576
>be me, lifting ~2 months
>dbol only cycle (test is for pussies)
>visting dad at hospital
>having lunch with dad and his friends (a couple) who i don't know
>talking about food in general
>mention i eat tuna for breakfast every day
>woman of couple: "you must know what you're talking about, look at your arms!"
>>35280701
You think that's bad?
>Doing bench press at local Y
>Resting in between sets, looking at all the senior citizens curling 3 lb dumbells
>Wearing pic related, sleeveless
>Older dude, fifty-ish, walks up and starts talking
>Pull out ear buds to listen
>"Damn son, your doctorate must be in gynecology."
>uwotm8
>Not sure if I should feel complimented or molested
>Ended up having deep talk about George Carlin
>>35280744
The only way you get better with anything is practice. Start talking to girls and stop caring about sounding like a sperg or rejection. Stop feeling bad about yourself, and take action!
>>35280766
>Ended up having deep talk about George Carlin
Grandma came over last week. She kept saying how I looked like a Calvin Klein model and how all the girls should be all over me. No girls over me :/
>>35280748
you almost got me, then i remembered this is copypasta
>>35280895
Grandma wants the D
>have a dinner/party with coworkers at girl's house
>7 girls, 5 guys
>2 guys are fags, 2 guys are wannabe chads
>there's a pool and it's hot as fuck
>2 chads and one fag take off t-shirts
>all 3 are skinnyfat as fuck with little bitchtits
>i'm skinny with almost zero muscle but next to them I'm ottermode
>one coworker is staring at me and comes sit by the pool and stays silent
>tfw she's the sweetest girl I know and we have excellent chemistry
>tfw she has a bf
Fuck this world
>>35280576
>gf says we should go on a break
>over xmas
>while she's on holiday
>in europe.
how bad is it? sorry couldn't find the fit feels thread
>>35281232
Say you were thinking the same thing.
Use it as a hall pass I guess
>>35281232
It's over dude, don't know why, but that "break" is never good.
>>35281232
shes riding the italian stallion as we speak
"break" is code for "I want to fuck other people"...you should do the same.
>>35281232
She wants to mire uncircumsized d, so you kinda got the right thread
>>35281232
ask her if this is the point where you can fuck other people. you may be able to ask her if she does the same. be cool about it, dont be desperate. you have to establish dominance now or its over.
How long does it take to start getting these sorts of public mirins?
I've been doing the bodyweight chart (pic related) for about a month now, not really many visible gains, but I feel a bit better about myeslf. Trouble is I'm a typical depressed NEET loser, and all that keeps me going is hoping for this sort of positive reinforcement
>>35281232
Find sloot, get root. Don't be cucked.
>Captcha wants me to select ice cream, but I'm not falling for it
>>35281357
With a good diet (about 1gram of protein per lb of bodyweight daily), it took me maybe 6 months for people to notice. A year for people to comment. That's with regular lifting though, so it's hard to say.
>>35281357
Why not lift weights? Not trying to come off as a dick, just curious.
>>35280817
KEK at file name
>>35281357
lol I thought the pic was Tetris at first
>>35280778
>stop caring about sounding like a sperg or rejection
on what grounds am I supposed to be able to believe this if I have nothing to offer. say or ask?
what is the foundation?
>>35280895
Google corey wayne right now and stop being a beta faggot.
>>35280766
He called you a pussy
>>35281232
My gf did the same. I fucked some qt asian and she wanted me back lol.
>>35281417
Break things down and make it simple. If you have attraction towards a woman, use that positive energy towards towards her. "Hey, my names anon, what's your name? haha I just had to tell you you're beautiful! So what are you doing in x location? Oh nice! *insert chit chat* We should get together sometime! What's your number?
Just make eye contact, actually listen to what she has to say, and you'll be bueno.
I used to be a cashier at Chipotle, and I would hit on girls literally 10 times in a day. The more you do it, the more fluid and natural it becomes.
Moral of the story, stop being a pussy, stop making retarded excuses, and put yourself out there.
>>35281378
I'm getting there, but I'm antisocial as shit and haven't worked up the courage to go to an actual gym yet.
>tries to use being alpha as an excuse for being a social anxiety faggot
>tfw most of you cucks wouldnt have done anything with these girls anyway
>>35280576
>ITT; Things that didnt happen
>my gf just kissed another girl
is it over bros?
>>35281232
chin up lad. last night my wife told me she wants a divorce and we have to sell the house. crushed t b h.
>>35281485
It can be intimidating, but no gym is that bad. Most people have headphones anyway and mind their own business. And if you aren't swole, no one will look at you. And with working in with people it's always:
you: "How many more sets you got?"
guy: "2 more, feel free to work in!"
That's it bruh. GO TO THE GYM IT ISNT THAT BAD
>>35281232
Drop her like a bad habit, get an upgrade.
and now it's a feels/advice thread
>>35281496
Damn. I can't imagine the feeling. Stay strong anon.
>>35281357
A) body weight isn't going to get you there anon
B) careful because this road starts with "I'll just do some pushups for the ladies *fedora tip*" and ends with "I need to hit 200 in a row..... because pushups...."
>>35280748
Nice meme
>>35281232
where in europe is she staying?
>>35281540
Meiy Caulk
>>35281496
How old man? If you're in your 30's there is a god damn world of awesome out there. Went through the same thing 4 years ago.
>No Where Near There Yet
>Obese Girl from high school stalks me in Facebook
>she keeps making creepy advances
Man how far will I have to go before I start toget some mirin from not her
>at togos
>qt at counter
>asks me what I want, starts making sandwich
>"any produce?"
>nah I've had enough of that shit at home, just harvested my garden awhile back haha
>she starts stuttering and saying "w-well I always wanted a garden, b-but I don't know uh, I just I don't have, you know" *holds up thumb*
>a green thumb?
>"yeah sorry just trying to focus haha"
>lol?
>keep flirting with her
>her boss tries to cock block me
>totally ignore him until he gives up
>she hands me my sandwitch, grinning at me
>please come back again!
The thing is, it wasn't "oh haha thank you, come again", it was literally like desperation "PLEASE come again..."
Fuck. I've only been lifting for like 2 months. I'm really not even that impressive. Wtf. Hahaha. Can't complain I guess. Still not really sure what the hell happened there.
>>35281630
When you get there, you get there. Just lift hard, eat shit tons of protein, and absolutely no days off.
>>35281641
2 months might not give huge physical results, but it can make for solid improvements in confidence and how you carry yourself.
>>35281655
Man. I guess I never really thought about that. Now that I think about it I don't drink or smoke anymore and I can't remember the last time I thought about my ex. Is this confidence? Haha
Either way, thanks /fit/!
>be me
>be a person who works out
>going about my day as usual
>have to interact with a female classmate or co-worker
>they are amiable and converse with me beyond just a simple exchange of pleasantries
>maybe they even laugh at one of my jokes or make eye contact with me
>she mirin
thirsty ass sluts these days s m h
>year 3 of dirty bulk
>getting thick
>getting hard
>getting fucking swollen
>getting utterly disgusting
>scales so beta it broke when I used it this morning
>hit the home gym
>SS
>Big 3 all in the triple digits
>time to go get some puss while the test is pumping
>mom drops me at the mall
>look down
>black duster-check
>button up goku flame shirt-check
>cargo jean shorts-check
>fresh white new balances-fucking check
>it's time to get nasty
>rip open the double doors to Sears and make my dramatic entrance
>4/10 chubby milf looks up
>wink at her
>"mirin my 'thetics baby girl?"
>she starts moving away quickly playing hard to get
>follow her through the women's clothing section
>i tell her to slow down because my bulky physique makes it hard to navigate an area designed for dyel whores
>she screams for me to leave her alone
>I tell her I'm just looking for sex and to stop being a frigid man hating bitch
>corner her by the children's underwear
>I'm breathing heavy, hoping this cardio hasn't put me in a catabolic state
>she's crying, begging me to leave her alone
>tell her to stop being a stupid bitch who assumes all men are rapists and to be my gf and come home with me
>she pulls something from her purse and points it at me
>my eyes are on fire and I can't breath
>fall to the ground
>feel repeated blows to my groin while she screams at me
>crazy whore finally gets done assaulting me and leaves
>I lowcrawl out of the store and hide in the bushes until mom picks me up
>>35281685
>>35281593
thanks man. i'm 34. feels like i've wasted 10 years of my life t b h. my fault though, i drove her to it
>be 6'4"
>walk in room
>have every girl's attention
Enjoy your "workouts" and shitty diets, sub 6-foot scum.
>>35280748
>dbol only cycle (test is for pussies)
Every fucking time...
>be me
>no money
>christmas is coming
>panic.jpg
few days later
>go to walmart
>see some perfume she likes (chanel no. 5)
>put it in my pocket
>walk out of store
>alarm.mp3
>security guy searches me
>finds perfume
>i start crying and explaining that i have no money for christmas
>he sympathizes and lets me leave with the perfume
>mfw this didn't actually happened
>be ugly ginger
>no mires ever
>feels very bad
>all i have is gains
>>35281232
lol unless you're ok with the fact that she doesnt care about you and would rather take some euro dick rather than stay faithful to you, I would find a new gf.
>>35281232
found a pic of your GFs europe tour mate
>>35281485
I was the same as you bro. What you need to realize right this minute (the sooner the better) is that to succeed in life, you have to have some sort of sociability. You need to learn to be in a crowd, to talk to new and different people, and do this day in and day out. It will not take you a day, a week, a month maybe even 6 months of trying....but you have to try. Or else you'll be a shut in NEET that posts on /pol/ about cultural marxism, or on r9k and sperg out with other socially inept fagtrons.
I mean this in the best, most possible manner: start as soon as possible. Its not easy, and you will have panic attacks, but just putting yourself out there (as cliche as it sounds) is best.
Have a dont give a fuck attitude about people (without coming off as a dick, that's the hard part), and you'll find that its easier as time progresses.
And if it helps, literally nobody, and I MEAN FUCKING LITERALLY NOBODY, gives a crap about you in the gym. Theres a dozen other dyel faggots in there trying to better themselves....go be one of them.
>>35281685
>>35281711
Why do you say that?
>>35281496
Divorce rate has me absolutely fucking terrified of marriage and nothing says "I expect this to be temporary" like a pre-nup.
Fuck everything financial about divorce. Shit shouldn't be allowed.
>>35281496
>>>/r9k/ is waiting for you
>>35281832
dunno really, i guess i saw the bits that made it a good relationship sort of dying off and ignored them, got on with my day to day stuff. then it was suddenly time for the baby conversation, i freaked out, brought up all these things i should have said years before, and then found i/we didn't really have the tools to fix any of them. sat in mostly awkward silence together for the last few months. surprised she didn't do it earlier really.
>>35281798
This is great advice
My advice anon. Here goes.
>you mentioned not having anything to talk about
>this is bullshit
>you have hobbies, you have interests - you're just uncomfortable sharing these hobbies and interests with women
>this needs to stop
>you need to be passionate about everything that you do
>deliver this passion in everything that you say
>be confident in how you live your life OR
>live your life differently
example being myself
My hobbies include
>playing Street Fighter competitively in my local scene
>lifting
>dancing salsa, bachata, kizomba
>babying the shit out of my Mustang
>anything and everything Star Wars related
>huge movie nerd and know far more than most people should about various actors/actresses and their performances
>huge DC comics fan
How have I dated and attracted so many women when I have such nerdy and geeky ass otherwise "beta" hobbies? Because it doesn't really matter that much what your hobbies are (unless you collect anime pillows and shit to masturbate to, in which case you're fucking helpless) - as long as you can deliver an energy that is passionate and positive, you're golden.
>>35281472
>flirting with girl
>actually getting girl to commit to going on a date without after giving you her number, showing up to the scheduled time and place, not demanding you do too much too soon, and then satisfactorily enjoying the evening and possibly sleeping together
two completely different things and honestly compatibility is just something I struggle to find in most chicks that I can still flirt with
>>35281957
Gootecks??
>tfw you've been alone your entire life, even as a child, and as an adult your passions only make you even more solitary.
But goddamn I love reading and philosophy. I wish I had a fun girl that could talk the dialectics and day-drinking on my level. Lifting is like my thing in substitution for a girlfriend, and it's honestly too good for me to give up for anyone that I know currently.
>>35282038
This, first impressions and getting numbers aint shit
>>35281496
I get your feel, but how would chin ups help me in this situation?
>tfw randomly finding a near 8/10 with similar interests
>she has a bf
>>35281672
you made me laugh anon
>>35281232
Theres literally no reason for her to say this unless she was fucking other dudes, probably started before she even told you. It also means she doesn't see you as anything more than a guarenteed fuck and financial support.
I'm really sorry bro but it sounds like she doesnt really give a fuck about you and you are definitely better off dumping that shit asap.
>>35281757
So dumb but made me kek
>turn up at the shops on my gay ass bright yellow 50cc moped
>a Q-T and her mum
>pulled up kinda fast, they all give me a slightly dirty look
>get off, take helmet off
>fix my hair, see that the qt is looking
>take of leather jacket, only wearing tight black wife beater unerneath (bonus points for leopard print pocket)
>give her a cheeky shit eating grin as I walk past them into the shops
>grab what i need, they are waiting for someone outside still
>they both get into a 4x4 that pulled up
>she looks over as im walking back to my steed
>do the kiss the air motion thing at her, idk what its called.
>she blushes and looks away
>as they drive off i see her glance back at me again
>i already have an 8.5/10 successful gf
>>35282375
>leather jacket
>moped
>leopard print pocket
she was probably just trying to get a good look at you so should could have a good kek with her friends later
>>35281936
Sorry bruh
>>35281936
Sounds like you had an experience that was nice. Look back at the good times, and cherish them without longing back. Looking back on life and only laying focus on the bad feelings or experiences brings nothing good to your day to day life. You loved a woman for some odd 10 years. Some people never experience love at all man.
>>35280638
I fucking chuckled, thanks.
>home from college for winter break
>hang out with hometown buddies
>first thing they notice is that I've been working out
>"holy shit dude, you've been working out huh?"
>fuckyesihave.jpg
>every one of my friends notices my gains
>later
>go to doctor's appointment for routine physical
>young pretty nurse (probably about 2-3 years older than me) is helping out
>she gets all giggly and red when talking to me
>gives me shots
>tells me she has a paper for me to read later about the shot given in my right arm
>feels my arm/shoulder up and down while telling me this and giggling
>I'm trying my best not to autismo out
>I just stay quiet and smile in order to reduce the amount of spilt spaghetti
>tfw never experienced this before
>tfw I'm trying not to convince myself she was just nice
H-have I made it yet?
>>35282594
thanks lad, really appreciate that post
there is no greater feeling than going to a pub on a friday night and getting some sloot staring at your groin
>this rarely happens to me
>>35282658
Glad you liked it. Sometimes you just need a different point of view to get out of a way of thinking. I'm no Dalai lama or great thinker, just a 23 y/o dude from Sweden.
Good things can be seen in everything, but it's often hard to do so. I almost never do it, but where the fuck would we be if we never did?
Now go to the gym and get in shape. The 25 y/o sluts are waiting for you man.
![tumblr_n8z9p8Ljab1sq0sdbo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qP0BQmV.jpg "tumblr_n8z9p8Ljab1sq0sdbo1_1280[1].jpg")
>>35280576
>Mandy Kay
Thanks for this Semen Demon.
>>35280766
You haven't lived until you've run estrogen only.
Faggot
>tfw a a girl you know likes your 4 week old beach photo on instagram
>>35281202
Things could be bad between her and bf.
You never know.
Better try and fail than not try at all.
>>35281232
Tell her that if you do a break now during xmass while shes on another fucking continent its permanent
Even if youll say no the intentions are there and shell probably do it anyway
The only reason she asked you was probably for her own guilt
>>35280701
did you fuck her or at least her friend?
>>35281232
You still call her gf?
>went to a brothel yesterday
>paid for a hour
>21 years old, Hungarian, maybe 5'5, perky tits and a cute butt
>really cool girl, no time pressure, great humor
>so I enjoyed my hour and it was time to leave
>she complimented me on my butt and pinched it
>I joked with a little work she can have an ass like mine too
>so she asked what I do and we started to have a chat again
>she said it is really unfrequented today and we have time
>so we looked at some squat videos on Youtube, did some exercises, listened to music
>at the end I stayed another hour and we fucked again for free
>we showered together and she took a picture of my tattoo on my forearm cause she liked the colors
>best hooker I ever had and I fuck hookers for over a decade now
>>35281685
Not sure if pasta but i kek'd heartily
>>35281472
>Hey, my names anon, what's your name? haha I just had to tell you you're beautiful! So what are you doing in x location? Oh nice! We should get together sometime! What's your number?
that sounds really stupid to actually say t.b.h.
I want to be able to be more interesting.
>>35281240
This is actually perfect. Once you get back with her just use her when you're bored because this little stunt means she's interested in other things. That's what u did with my ex. She asked for a break and I said "great idea Sam, I'm actually happy you said that. See you after the holidays!" Used it to fuck bitches and once we got back I just hung out with her, treated her more as a friend and eventually I cut it off because I found someone else.
>>35284217
How was the fucking? Give a bro a boner, bro. no homo.
>>35281232
This is any easy one.
Say: "Yeah sure, that sounds okay".
100% accept your relationship is over and completely move on.
1 of 2 things will happen:
1. She comes back and she doesn't want to get back together. You've already used this time to move on.
2. She comes back and wants to get back together. YOU MUST NOT GET BACK WITH HER. You've already moved on and she will realize fucking random chadinos in Italy was totally not worth it.
Mature adult thing to do.
Also fuck other girls while she's gone/
>>35281485
>>35281504
This guy.
I couldn't tell you how many people I've met with literally this exact context. Turns out just about everyone in the gym can be quite friendly. I've even given/received help with proper form and spotting people.
>>35280895
is that " buddha has fallen"
>>35282894
I will try but I'll feel like an asshole knowing she has a bf.
>>35284577
You should only think of your own happiness. Maybe the boyfriend is a manipulative asshole.
>>35284290
Not pasta m8, I came up with that on the spot
>>35281765
im ginger bruh and ive had many 'mires. youre probably just carrying yourself with a self-defeating/pitiful/no confidence look. change that shit up and fake that confidence if you need too. dont give a fuck and youll see them mires real quick. (this is of course if you are actually aesthetic and not fat)
>>35281957
this. as long as you come off as confident, cocky, not giving a fuck, sardonic etc. you can get away with everything. hell, you an get away with talking about porn and jacking off no problem.
met girl for first time, bring up tentacle hentai, act with a not give a fuck attitude, ask whats her favorite hentai etc.
just fuck around and go in not looking to get laid or to make friends, go in and act like rejection doesnt matter in the slightest, talk about the dumbest or awkwardest shit just to get a kick out of seeing their reactions. works for me
>>35284350
Great. Some hookers are really fun killer, but she was awesome. Of course it depends on what you both agreed to, but she did not charge me extra for position change, kissing, fingering....and so on. I paid for an hour and nothing more.
Seriously, best hooker I ever had. Soft skin. Shaved innie. Great deep blowjob with eye contact. Kissing, fingering, biting, hair pulling, light choking. No problem at all. She was even the first who slapped my ass and I reciprocated, I even slapped her on her face and she grinned broadly.
I'm going to visit her again, maybe before 2016.
>>35280576
>everyday my gay gym instructor tries to hit on me
>yesterday some girls kept walking in front of me for no reason and placed where I could see them while I was working out
this shit needs to stop, it makes me lose my focus
>>35284317
Yeah that's something a total sperg would say and get laughed at.
>>35281794
Wow, i wanna say rkt but, this hit me in a feels spot!
>>35280576
>>35284711
No, it's good to realize that fundamentally it's not a morally positive thing to do and he shouldn't try to speculate with false details. He needs info from her about her bf first. Only caring about your own happiness is narcissistic and a sign of poor mental health.
>>35284577
You're not an asshole if things are bad between them.
Ultimately, it's her choice, not yours.
I took my now wife from her previous boyfriend, and we are together for nearly 12 years now.
Cliches are just cliches, you know — if you want her, go for it.
>>35284928
Stop talking like you're a 15 yr old on the misc you tard
>>35282375
>thinking ANY woman likes a man on a moped
>wearing "real motorcycle gear" on a scooter
just get a 250cc motorcycle faggot
>>35284986
Im not too good with women
>>35282725
SWEDEN
YESSSSSS
>>35285021
warm kek
>>35281725
I'm 6'3 but to be honest it seems like the shorter guys, at least on /fit in my experience have more originality and personality, especially because taller individuals on fit try to turn everything to height when they come up short in almost every other aspect of life. Pretty ironic desu senpai.
>>35284873
Exactly.
>>35285055
Patriot?
>>35284978
Well she just posted a pic of her and her bf on fb. Guess I'll keep banging random drunk club sluts whenever I get a chance
The only mires I've gotten so far have been from family and summer job coworkers, so unsure if just being nice or if they actually noticed I dropped over 20 pounds and am now in a healthy weight range.
>go into summer job office with some treats as a happy holiday gift
>first thing my buddy says is "anon, looks like you've been laying off the treats!"
th...th-thanks buddy!
>wear non XL comfy clothes at home for first time in a few months
>dad says "son you're looking good!"
th...th-thanks dad!
>>35284978
I think it's very progressive of you to raise another mans children
>>35284317
>aproach some girl on some crowded bar and start some small talk like "hey, its crowded today right? its taking forever for me to grab a beer" if she isn't answering with only short answers or ignoring you, she is probably willing to make out with you
>if she is interested ask her to leave the bar or at least go to a less crowded place to be ''more confortable''
>always ask her questions and be interested on her, if you do that, you will know het better and it will be more natural to talk to other girls
>run into an old coworker that i haven't seen in months
>anon, you look like you've gained weight
>i've been trying to gain weight
>well you have
>pretty sure i should slow down my bulk because i was wearing a fucking sweatshirt
Kill me.
>>35285333
Ha-ha, the joke is on you, good sir.
The kid is from her first marriage, not from her last boyfriend.
>>35285238
Well, you can't really deduce anything from her behavior on social networks.
What really matters is if when you talk with her, does she mention her boyfriend, or does she purposefully exclude him from conversation subjects.
Not really Mire but need some advice on what I could have done differently:
>Saturday night walking home with girl im fucking (high test qt mexican) and her best friend (Petite white lib arts student) around 330am
>get back to apt to smoke a joint after night out at bars w/ other friends
>liberal arts student, lets call her "white", says shes about to go home
>Say she shouldn't walk home but just stay here
>can tell if i use my nigga charm i can make her stay and fuck us both
>she walks outside and i follow to ask if she wants to sleep w us
>she keeps telling me how flattered she is and we kiss a few times after i asked her to stay the might with mexican and I
>mexican comes out, white asks mexican if she wants to have a threesome, mexican being drunk and dumb runs inside without saying a word while i stay outside with white and continue to make out with her
>white then walks home :(
>texts me later that night saying she got home safe (like i give a shit) and "i mean i'd be down for a threesome but maybe not with one of my best friends haha"
>mexican also tells me the next day that white says she was flattered with jealously in her voice, even goes as far as saying to me, "yeah i bet you were flattered"
i didnt get into any heat between the two girls but i still want to fuck this white girl while mexican is home for winter break.
how do i text her and ask her to hook up tomorrow??
>>35280895
Grandmas/mothers say all kinds of shit
>>35281232
given the current obesity epidemic does >pic related accurately depict you and your girlfriend, here pictured as what I imagine her to look like using public transport in europe, as a couple?
>>35285549
>texts me later that night saying she got home safe (like i give a shit)
>like i give a shit
>>35281472
>insert chitchat
What do I say?
>>35284847
Damn bruh, my brothel only has skanky bimbos and is no fun whatsoever
>>35280895
>grandma always said i had the best smile
>made me feel good
>always had best food
>grandma died four months ago
i miss grandma
>>35286257
My grandma is a sociopath and an energy vampire. I can't stand grandma
>>35281725
>be 6'8
>millionaire because people like watching me put a ball in a bucket
enjoy your shitty "life" sub 6'6 scum.
>>35281641
She probably was more impressed by the fact that you have a cool garden. I sure am, no homo.
>School
>It's really warm out wearing jeans and a t shirt
>Going to library to print a paper for test
>Hold door for a really cute girl, she looks right at me
>She's going to print too
>I'm looking at her, she turns and looks at me
>Glance down really quick, I wasn't trying to be creepy and stare at her
>Print my thing and leave
I fucked up bros. I really should have talked to her.
Holy shit /fit/ this actually happened
>At party with friends, everyone is pretty drunk
>Gay friend is super fucked up, plus a huge gossip
>Shows me a group chat with him and all the girls
>Roommates girl friend said "Oh my god, anon's arms are making me so wet"
>Says I can't tell anyone he showed me
>MFW
She's not even very attractive, I just thought it was funny I got mentioned.
>>35280701
>this happened
>only mires I ever get are from gay dudes
>and that one muslim girl on tinder who said i was gorgeous and handsomer than bradley cooper
>we fucked like rabbits
>but it was a fling and i moved states since then, haven't met any other girl who seems to mire me at all
>constant rejection on tinder since then
was she insane? a fluke? or is there a small subset of hijab wearing girls who crave my jewish dick?
>>35286524
Must feel good man
>>35281232
Yeah sorry, Im fucking your girl with my Icelandic demigod-tier 10" cock. Btw im 6'7" 275
>>35281357
>bodyweight
Id say never.
>"L-look at m-me I can do 20 push ups!!"
Kek. Im deadlifting 450 like a man and fuck yo bitch
>>35281565
She's located at Meiy Cauk right now if you nomesayin
>>35285854
I hate to be called a shill, but RooshV actually has pretty good shit to say about making small talk with women in Day Bang.
Basically, you're most likely going to be doing most of the talking during the initial interaction because the girl has to decide whether or not you're worth paying attention to, so you have to hook her attention. To do that, you give little hints about interesting things you do or have done in your life that you want her to ask questions about. Once you have her asking questions and actually being interested in you, conversation comes a little bit more naturally.
The key to this is actually be an interesting person with hobbies, goals, interests, and accomplishments.
You have to be an interesting person yourself before you can get other people interested in you. Once you do that, it gets a lot easier to find things to talk about. Just takes practice.
>>35286524
kek
good shit, dude. though I probably be wary of gay friend now. dude can't keep a secret for shit apparently.
>>35284842
>met girl for first time, bring up tentacle hentai, act with a not give a fuck attitude, ask whats her favorite hentai etc.
Today's number one of our hit list "Things that never happened"!
>>35286702
And it takes being interesting.
>>35286702
isn't this literally just convo 101?
>>35286564
pics, brah
was on whatsapp with qt friend recently
>"ahah anon look at what kind of pics that guy is sending me!"
>that guy is a dude that is in our uni friends group
>pic is him taking a selfie in the gym, he's basically dyel (irl nof /fit/ dyel)
>"ahah well you know he just started. I think he can do it, I kinda exercise too"
>"yeah anon, I can tell from your arms!"
and that's it
she probably said that because sometimes she rest on my shoulder/grab my arm while chilling at uni
too bad she has a boyfriend because I have such a fucking huge crush on her I'm slowly becoming her bestie and this is such a FUCKING NIGHTMARE
>>35286799
actually she said something else too, but I'd go off topic and enrage some people here by saying that so I'll pass
>>35286799
That picture holy fuck. I lost it
>>35286835
>>35286799
just give her the D. If she's feeling you up she's interested.
You'll regret it if you dont you fucking autist
>>35286555
>>35283957
BEING
THIS
NEW
>>35286891
I've alread confronted her about it, honestly I think she's just too used to her boyfriend (she's like 19 and has had the same bf for almost 3 years, the only dick she took too) and her comfortable relationship with him, and she's fooling herself into thinking she loves him. One time when she was drunk she texted me if I'd like to fuck her, then right after that she said because she was just attracted by my physically, but she loves her bf and will never cheat on him so we should just stop the flirting thing (that of course is still going on). She's also really fucking jealous about me. But she has always been very clear telling me she sees me as a friend and nothing more. Plus she keeps having pics of her with her bf on socials and such.
Right now I'm still behaving like a good friend, making some jokes about fucking her now and then, but soon I'll probably start ignoring her and letting her know I'm fucking some other bitch (even if I don't). I can't torture myself like this.
>>35281490
It could be the start of.something beautiful
Most recent mire
>At hospital yesterday
>Getting tested cause had a bit of unprotected with randoms and don't want to give any unwanted "gifts" this holiday season
>Checking in
>Qt.13 receptionist is pretty giggly and over friendly
>I'm not really flirting back because I just know what's about to happen
>She reads my requisition form
>Urine testing: Gonorrhea, Chlamydia. Blood test: HIV, Hep B, Hep C
>Her face drops
>Smile at her, take my form, walk to lab
>kek
>Getting blood taken by 7/10 nurse
>"Yes! I love when people like you come in"
>"Why's that?"
>"Big veins, it makes my job so much easier"
Guess that was a mire?
>>35286981
I've alread confronted her about it and she rejected me*
>>35285009
>250cc
>real
Wut. Anything less than 600cc not a real bike smdh tbqh familads
>>35281757
> mfw this didnt happen
Hahahaha my seid
>>35283957
>>35286555
Hello newfriends. Do remember to read the sticky.
>>35286799
Make a move faggot, life is too short to be somebody's backup plan. Risk it all, its better being alone than pretending
>>35280744
>associating with people who use "chad" in real life
>making it, ever
>>35280576
>cuddling with gril after sex
>"I like your shoulders, they are so.. defined"
>T-thanks
First time someone complimented my body after 1 year of lifting
It felt great
>>35281232
>>35281496
we're all gunna make it brahs
>be LoL nerd skelly
>beta as fuck
>kissless virgin
>read about zyzz on ign one day
>I can fucking do this
>go cocoon mode
>drop my friends
>drop my classes
>hit the uni gym
>tearing up arms, chest, and abs 5 nights a week
>running that high protein low carb low fat diet for lean gains
>take the hard core supps, shit the ads said were basically steroids(anabolic's a code word)
>seeing gains out the ass
>curls at 30lbs and rising
>bench is pushing 135lb(I'm stronger than every woman and kid in the gym)
>getting that 8 pack
>pick up some under armor shirts
>time to hit the park find some qts(I'm not 21 yet)
>walk there at 4am and wait for day break so I don't miss any fine pieces of ass
>5:05 I see a cardio bunny jogging along
>dem tits
>call out "hey girl u a bone collector?"
>scream internally
>she looks at me then runs faster
>Chase after her and tell her I just want to talk about how beautiful she is
>shes sprinting
>I get winded and my ankles hurt so I head back to the bench
>there's a homeless women sleeping there
>she reeks of liquor and poop, I almost throw up
>thinking about getting rejected and bitches hate me for being an inexperienced male
>thinking about dem titties
>get hard
>realize I can hit two birds with one stone
>take dick out
>creep up to sleeping female hobo
>start fapping on her
>close my eyes and think of cardio bunny
>dicks diamonds
>hips are moving on their own
>as I'm about to blow I french the sleeping drunk
>taste is unimaginably foul
>pull my mouth back as I cum
>three of her teeth are in my mouth
>I'm vomiting and cumming on uncontrollably on this wretch
>she doesn't even move.
>start sobbing hysterically when I'm finished and sprint back to my car
>call my mom as I'm speeding home demanding she tell me she loves me
>get black out drunk as soon as I get home
>in next days paper theres an article about an elderly woman found dead in the park
>at this point I'm just happy I got laid
>Hanging with 3 girls, did some coke cause bitches be crazy
>I'm aware that one of them already thinks i'm hot
>We're sitting outside talking and the hottest one says "You have the best barrel chest i've seen"
>Notice her eye contact always shifts downwards as well
One of many mirin' stories
This is fucking hilarious, I haven't even graduated out of ottermode really and everyone already mires. It goes to show than even a little effort can impress all the normies. Oh, and have good upper body genetics helps too lol
>>35287293
>>35286981
I did though
>>35287479
>best barrel chest i've seen
that is like saying "that is the prettiest vomit I have ever seen sempai~"
>>35287472
>curls at 30lbs and rising
>>35282038
The only thing you need in common to go on a date, is attraction.
>>35281232
What this guys says.
>>35284426
And avoid thinking about she might be doing. It just messes with your head. And chances are she ain't doin' shit. People get laid when traveling, but not as much as is popularly believed.
Take this time to think just about yourself. And what you can do to become a better man for the next woman that comes along.
>>35286210
Germany my friend. Based Germany.
>>35284317
You're retarded and I bet you mess up every convo you've ever had with a female
>>35281841
>nothing says "I expect this to be temporary" like a pre-nup.
I'm getting one whatever. If they complain about it and make me uncomfortable they can take a hike
>>35286564
she was a message from allah, promises of what's to come if you switch to islam, brother
ITT:
Lies, fantasy and exaggerations.
>be in school gym
>liftin' their heaviest weights
>not even my hypertrophy weight
>grils notice weight
>grils be like "you're deceptively stronk"
>tfw strong but no gains
>tfw strong but no grils be mirin
>mfw
>>35280766
>not sure if I should feel complimented or molested
thanks for that man, laughed out loud and put on a fine ass song, now truly enjoying life partly due to your comment
>>35284338
>That's what u did with my ex
>>35287520
my vomit would probably make her wet as well
stay jealous senpai
>>35286765
It's a solid guide for guys who don't know how to make small talk or hold a conversation with someone new.
Sprinkling conversation bait is strangely foreign to a lot of people, which is why they suck socially.
>>35286617
>Icelandic
>275
im sorry youre a fat 5 ft 7" murricunt with a 5" cock who doesnt know iceland uses the metric system... probably right about the 275 tho brah!
>>35281232
Your options? You don't have any, it's over.
>>35282038
So what? Flirt with another girl. You know you don't owe loyalty and exclusivity to a girl you haven't even gone out with yet, right? If she flakes or it doesn't work out, so what? There isn't a limit on the amount of people you can interact with within a certain time period.
>>35288073
he didn't ask for options
>>35280576
Am I THE ONLY ONE who thinks these mirin threads are mostly an admission of failure?
Here you have grown men BRAGGING on the Internet that women were smiling to them and instead of engaging with them they want to be left alone because "muh autism meme".
Most of you faggots come off as ridiculous and impotent to those who actually talk to women on a daily.
This is basically "GIRLS WERE LOOKING AT ME MAN!".
So what?
Did you talk to her? Did you introduce yourself? Did you do ANYTHING?
>>35280601
... pathetic.
>>35280601
Another pathetic "loser" who feels proud of absolutely nothing!
>A GIRL SMILED AT ME xD
And...?
What did you do afterwards?
>>35280619
It means you are a scared little cowards who can't even engage with a girl who is giving you not so subtle signs of interest.
You're a failure.
>>35287331
That's just his name dude
>>35280576
>go to club last weekend
>ordering drink
>see cute girl next to me i overcome my autism and say nice engagement ring on your finger
>she says its my ex boyfriends
>she and her friend looking at me, miring me
>awkwardly, say its really great ring
>they still looking at me checking me out
>gets awkward as fuck
>i go back to table with my friends
>>35288202
>>35288220
>>35288231
>>35288253
samefag is mad cause a girl never smiled to him? I guess so
>>35287022
are you black?
>>35281357
>tfw not progressing on advanced shrimps
>hurt my wrist during a set of crow stands
>almonds unactivated
>>35288283
You are bragging about the fact that a girl smiled at you.
And then you didn't approach or engage her in any way, shape or form.
And I'm the loser?
Really...? Are you really doing this right now? Are you really this delusional, this out of touch with reality?
>>35288320
dude, I am just here enjoying all this stories, making me cringe, laugh or just entertain myself. Is it reeeeealy this hard to just shut up and read? or maybe get out of here and go back doing whatever fags do?
>>35286706
or he just doesn't care about some sloot and is in it for his bruh, as a homo I don't give a wild shit about bitches and do not partake in their shenanigans.
>>35281485
I've been going to the gym for several years now, and I can tell you with certainty the regulars respect DYELs that make an effort. I see this stick of a kid come in and lift, and I root for him. Just wish he'd eat more to get those gains.
>>35288349
>triggered
You know it's true.
You know these threads are a circlejerk for losers and fantasists.
No pictures, no videos, nothing.... Just stories about how some faggot is "oh so autistic" that he didn't realize this or that girl were throwing themselves at him.
But then they suddenly realize what just happened when it's time to shitpost on /fit/...
No tips for self-improvement, nothing substanstial. Just bullshit that keeps you trapped in the wrong mindset.
>how do i talk to girls?
>grills be mirin xD
>she touched my arms and said "wow!" does she want the D?
>omg! she totally flicked her hair when she was talking to me! literallychad.gif
Don't you realize this is EXTREMELY UNHEALTHY?
That although these guys are getting bigger they are drilling themselves deeper and deeper in the whole "How do I into people?" mindset.
>>35281957
To add to this:
I'm a huge fucking nerd. I have a degree in computer science. I used to play vidya heavily. I build computers. I read constantly. Embrace whatever makes you nerd out, because hot women aren't used to men with hobbies outside of stupid bullshit (drinking, partying, blah blah).
As long as you can display that you're fit, nerdy, and easy to talk to, women will drool over you. You'll come off as interesting, smart, and sexy.
>>35280711
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>>35280693
If you wear the right clothing you get mired anyway.
>>35281472
>I used to be a cashier at Chipotle
I started working as a cashier three years ago in a place where there are lots of regulars.
Social gains have gone through the motherfuckin roof.
>>35288692
>social gains through the roof
>green texting on 4chan
lel
>>35284729
Are you the dude who wrote the "walk like a tea kettle" one?
>>35281202
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score
>>35281725
You still have an ugly face though :^)
>>35287699
i see you're trying to hit something deep
>>35288202
OP here, and you are completely right. I don't post to a mirin thread unless I have an exchange. Otherwise, there should be nothing to talk about. People need to get rid of their "Autism." This board is all about bettering ourselves, so why be content with being socially inept? It boggles my mind.
>Staff night out
>QT manager asking me to split cracker with her, I lose and she asks whats the point in all that muscle if you cant use it!
>Then male staff member and qt female staff member make comments about my huge arms and chest popping out of my shirt
>Then oneitis starts to make excuses to feel my shoulders and arms then gets mesmerized touching my rock hard stomach for a while, pity we didn't work out
>On way home stopped by two chicks who told me I was gorgeous and asked if I was a rugby player
Only working out since August, but damn gains hit me hard and fast. Like puberty
>>35287479
Lmao once you realize how many girls shift their gaze down to your chest and arms when theyre talking to you , you wont know what to do with all the mires
>>35288202
Turn your trip on mastest you faggot
>>35288202
the fact that you are raging this hard shows how fucking beta you are kek
>>35288296
>people like you
kek he probably is anon
>>35288202
He's right though
I come to these threads to entertain myself but I never post autistic shit like "omg a girl looked at me, she wanted the D"
It's even more ironic how everyone gets super defensive when called out on this
>>35286505
Gotta pretend youre cool as shit and that everyone wants you. Dont be a total asshole about it but some amount of asshole is beneficial.
>>35288421
Lmao this cuck salty as fuck. Stay australian my shitposting friend.
>>35281641
Get her number faggot
>>35281672
hahah dude screen capped. posting to /r/funny
not even /r/4chan hahah. /r/funny. that's how hilarious that post was.
>>35289669
>ITT things that didn't happen
>>35287645
is it normal for young germans to buy sex? Visited Berlin last year and idk felt like it was an "Old men fuckin tired looking woman in their 30s thing", didnt do any reaseach tho, so i have no idea. Can i as a 20 something just wander in to a brothel and fuck a cutie?
>>35288487
>implying you have to be a huge nerd to build computers
CPU, motherboard, RAM, GPU, SSD/HDD, PSU, tower case, disk reader, operating system
>literally plug and play
inb4 hurr durr fucking nurd
>>35281232
its so bad the word cuck got unfiltered
>>35285009
>>wearing "real motorcycle gear" on a scooter
this. actually triggered.
>>35281668
keep going brah, i believe in you
I want to share one:
>gf's friend says "wow" and asks if I have a brother
I kill morray eels for fun
>>35286637
>>35286637
>go to get my hair trimmed
>QT shamppooing my hair beforehand is a solid 9.5/10
>ahhh yehhh son
>"omg your hair is so pretty!"
>nod in approval
>out of no where she offers to trim my nails
>fuck it, might as well while I'm here
>she constantly looks up and makes eye contact
>"you're so cute!"
>man, I might actually get laid here
>finishes up and runs her soft feminine hands through my hair
>she says "do you want a treat!?"
>oh fuck boys here it comes
>she hands me a scooby snack
>tfw I gobble it up quick as fuck because I'm German Shepherd at the groomers
>>35286555
>this new
This thread is full of pussies.
Allow me to help you.
>Those girls you mention in your posts
>They are into you
>men are supposed to make the first move
>once you are past the introduction its easy, just ask for her number, THE WORST she can do is say no.
>if you cant start convo, play "haaaave you met Ted?" Its real simple. Your fiend asks the girl you like if she has met you and walks away.
It sounds stupid, bit ot works.
>>35281672
As a mirin thread enthusiast, this is all it is but it still gives me a high
>>35290420
>tfw German Shepherd
welcome to orbit dear sides
>>35289849
>implying people who build a computer don't most likely have more tech "common sense" to impress a "girl"
I was a hacker at my entry level position for inserting hyper links on a word document
>>35281232
Listen to me, anon, and listen good. She's already decided she has the power. Her plan is to go on a break, get fucked by a bunch of hot guys while she's on holiday, then come back to her stable, safe life with you when she gets home. Basically she wants to cheat without you having any right to be mad about it, because she thinks you're not man enough to leave her.
You have to
>say "That's ok with me. You can have your time alone to think. I respect that."
>go out, get drunk, get on tinder.... do whatever you have to do to sleep with multiple other girls while she's gone
>DO NOT call or text her whatsoever. Not even once. Not even when she gets back home. She has to call you first.
>When she asks to hang out or see you, tell her you've had time to yourself, and you think you're better off apart. Then hang up. She'll be frantic, she'll beg you to get back with her, because you just pulled the rug out from under her perfect "plan"
>enjoy your single life fucking bitches and getting gains
>>35280744
>someone calling you chad meme
>can't get a gf
155 bench crew represent
>>35288320
>>35288202
>>35288421
>writes multiple paragraphs on an anonymous message board to prove that you shouldn't like things he doesn't like
>not autistic
Pick one and get the fuck out of our thread. The only criticism I'll accept is when people post too many threads that can all be condensed into one.
>>35281232
Tell her no. Dump her when she gets back cause shes a who're.
Been a while since I posted. Still getting mired just as much but here's a highlight
6'4"
245lbs
Huge by normie standards
>last final today
>classmate/friend is obnoxiously hot. 7/10 face 9/10 body and put together really well
>she's constantly grabbing my arms and shit. We're friends so it's not weird
>other really really cute classmate with an insanely cute petite body and massive tits on a tiny frame. She's what dreams are made of
>she's sitting on my other side and squeezes my shoulder and upper arm
>I start laughing partly because she makes me spaghetti
>she's like "whaaat, I've had to stare at them all semester, had to feel them finally!"
>she's fucking blushing bros
>>35281798
>Or else you'll be a shut in NEET that posts on /pol/
>implying I'm not still a fascist even after becoming a normie
>>35290895
anon, you were raped. I am here if you need to talk
>>35280576
post pic
>>35281496
That's what you get for getting married; I assume you got married in your 20s to a woman of similar age. Rookie mistake son.
Best get a shark lawyer and hope for the best.
>>35288253
>>35286564
>jewish
into the trash you go schmuel
>>35280701
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>>35287472
so many memers on /fit/ nowadays
