home of cheating frauds everywhere
>shut the fuck up about politics edition
previously on /fraud/™
>>35271489
>>35271489
>>35280495
First for trump
In for tinder "date" tonight
>>35280495
in 4 butts.
So anways, about Kanye and that "you're fired" guy.
Trump cheerleading and cheerleading honeys
>>35280515
>mfw
>>35280519
Slip it in her bhole if you can.
>>35280495
>shut the fuck up about politics edition
Listen here you little bitch
The actions of the Empire were totally justified in epv, vi
The Rebel Alliance are vicious murderers who killed millions of people in the name of "stopping the empire"
How many civilian contractors were killed during the destruction of the Death Star?
When the rebels attacked the Kyat drive yards how many innocent lives were lost and jobs ruined by their selfish actions?
The Rebel Alliance are nothing but ideological murderers and the Empire will stop at nothing to protect their innocent people under the Emperors care!
>>35280524
Yes
>>35280519
Wanna know how many times I've heard girls say the guy "accidentally" put it in the wrong hole and they just went with it because they didn't want to feel embarrassed?
>>35280493
>Yes but how do you communicate these things quickly and effectively without confusion?
>This is why I said you'd be able to talk about it better
>Because surely you've had to tell
>Docs exactly how much of what and what dosages of various crap you've given to casevac patients
in emergent situations in hospitals a dosage is stated, ie 20mg
nurse grabs the med, draws whatever volume necessary for a 20mg dose
boom done
also for medevacs shit is trained and designed specifically to avoid having to communicate vital things like that while you're standing it prop wash and the crew chief is fucking screaming at the flight medic to get his ass in the bird so they can leave before they eat an rpg or 3
why do you think medics are fucking obsessed with sharpies, even if you run out of casualty cards you slap a couple pieces of tape on a dude and write out his injuries/drugs given/etc
also what >>35280521 said
>Also theres not many instances where someone has several concentrations of different drugs. Not as many as you make it out anyways. The instances where someone would need a drug that had different concentrations, immediately, and it didn't have a brand name to identity or some other identifier, isn't that many.
>>35280524
all hail the butt god
>>35280534
>>35280547
My kit might not be slip it in size. Then again I never put it in the butt before
>>35280557
So first for putting it in the butt :^)
>>35280557
Asking if you can actually lowers the chance of doing it.
>>35280557
It's overrated, go ahead and try it once but it gets BTFO by vag and mouth.
Dubs and FL gf
>>35280547
>they didn't want to feel embarrassed?
Whenever I put it in the wrong hole there's some screaming and crying. lol
How loose do they have to be back there for that to actually work?
>>35280553
>all hail the butt god
Butt for the butt god, ass for the ass throne!
>>35280547
>Wanna know how many times I've heard girls say the guy "accidentally" put it in the wrong hole and they just went with it because they didn't want to feel embarrassed?
how the fuck is that possible? me and my girlfriend have been trying for so long now and even after lots of practice on her part and so much fucking lube i can barely fit in the tip and even when i do she jumps to the other side of the bed in pain.. the first time i actually managed to put in the tip she bled for like 3 days
and im not bragging here, my dick is like average size..
I fuckin hate myself so much right now.
Eating shitty and sugar packed shit cereal.
Fuck.
>>35280557
I've never even been able to "accidentally" do it because they immediately gasp and try to get away.
Apparently being thick is both a blessing and a curse
>>35280567
Exactly
Fucking scum
>also people being surprised by this
I haven't even seen the movie yet and I know most of what happens because thankfully they have stayed somewhat true to the canon lore
>>35280598
Exactly my thought!
These have got to be girls that love it in the ass and regularly take it in the ass
But want to pretend they're innocent and wouldn't possibly ever do it
>>35280588
I'm not going to ask
>>35280591
My reasoning for never putting ot in is because vag is pretty good
>>35280622
Train with something bigger than your dick.
Tons of lube.
Leave the larger toy in for at least five minutes.
Have her push{as in, shitting muscles} against you when trying to get in.
>>35280629
pls dont mention cereal on /fraud/
this whole thread is going to be cereal shitposting now
>>35280622
See this post >>35280634
i am agreeing that it's bs
Also sounds like she isn't relaxing
It's not that hard to loosen up and take a finger or two
Once you get her used to it you'll be able to get bigger stuff in
ITS NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE TO ACCIDENTALLY ASS FUCK A GRILL
IVE RAMMED A FEW SHITBOXES IN MY TIME AND EVEN WITH MY VERY AVERAGE COCK I COULD BARELY EVEN GET IT IN WITHOUT A TON OF BITCHING AND MOANING
GO TRY TO SHOVE A COCK SIZED OBJECT IN YOUR ASS DRY AND TELL ME HOW THAT WORKS OUT
BUNCH OF FUCKING VIRGINS IN HERE
>>35280622
She's playing coy. Just shove it in until she stops pretending she's crying.
>>35280598
BUTT AKBAR
>>35280629
get that e2 in check nigger
>>35280643
I just got some mcds coupons and I'm torn between egg mcmuffins and frosted flakes.
>>35280645
anything bigger than my thumb results in her in tears though, we've been trying to get her used to stuff in her ass for a long as time but there really hasnt been any progress
im not even that interested in anal desu, i reckon it would feel shit compared to vag but i just like the domination aspect of it
>>35280622
That sounds like my first time with the ex-wife. She was shitting blood for a week. lol
>>35280646
Fucking kek.
>>35280665
Jesus fuck shut the fuck up i live right next to mcdonalds.
>gf gets stoned
>pretty much tells me to jam it in her ass
>doesn't want it at any other time
>>35280643
Yeah but if your favorite cereal isn't fruity pebbles or cinnamon toast crunch you need to get the fuck out of this thread
>>35280688
It's bulking season you should be in there right now making gains.
>>35280495
>edits the toblerone box on the shelf to say tren
>leaves the cardboard box underneath it saying toblerone
>>35280669
>>35280689
Weed is the secret to women's butt holes.
And if it's that tight, you'll cum in literally 60 seconds.
>>35280658
Kek
>>35280662
Fuck all these butt pics
Muh dick
>>35280669
I know these feelings well anon
Sounds like she really isn't trying tho, lots of lube and really slowly working it while she remains relaxed should slowly loosen her up
>>35280689
Sounds like you gonna have some extra weed around for days you feel like butt stuff
>>35280695
>>35280643
Fucking nutrigrain is the REAL mans cereal you pleb
>>35280695
>fruity pebbles
Pretty good for dank buds not the best for cereal.
>>35280646
KEK
>>35280634
I dont know how big you are but I will probably have the same issue
>>35280695
I don't think my country has either of those
>>35280705
I second nutrigrain
>>35280699
This has always bothered me
>>35280715
Your country is a third world piece of shit and you also have poor taste in cereal
>>35280726
Has anyone here had krave cereal yet? Every time I see it I'm tempted to try.
honey bunches of oats with almonds
that is all
>>35280689
anything that'll relax them will do it, it's literally all tied up in mental anxiety so they can't relax resulting in a terrible time for everyone
trust me, I've done this enough to know the process
>>35280699
that pic is like two years old, shit annoys me but is just below the threshold where I give enough of a fuck to actually spend the time and edit it
>>35280495
I wonder what that cute little asian grill would think if she knew she was the face of a steroid enthusiast circle jerk forum
>>35280596
>everything got thinner
>except his nose
>>35280726
>third world
No my country was on the NATO side of the cold war
>>35280707
Beginning to think I just need to find a side chick who has serious daddy issues
>>35280715
Yes, nutrigrain is what iron men eat!
>>35280726
>one of the richest countries in the world
>third world piece of shit
We have nutrigrain, Tim tams, shapes and nippys you peasant
>>35280737
>tfw will never stick my nose in her asshole
>>35280736
I've seen guys legit almost get into fistfights over that shit
granted it was in trashcanistan but still, shit's pretty gud
>>35280746
>one of the richest countries in the world
Aren't you a Kiwi?
>>35280737
I'd nut inside her so hard it would rearrange her internal organs
>>35280737
For real.
My wife can jam plugs in her ass like nothing but apparently my finger is too much, most of the time.
>>35280737
Would bud and Xanax work?
>>35280746
Nutrigain makes bars not cereal. Idk what Tim Tams are and I don't give a fuck about the shape of your nippys
>>35280753
That sounds srs. I have to try it now.
>>35280743
eh, I don't think you're looking at how fucking hideous my nose (and the rest) was at over 4 hundo. I think it's changed shape noticeably, and for the better.
>>35280745
>>35280746
Yeah but now you're infested with filthy shitskins and will never experience the true euphoria of eating cinnamon toast crunch so I'm correct in saying you're country is third world. Enjoy your disgusting tea and biscuits while living under sharia law fucking plebs.
>>35280769
everyone looks horrendous at >400, wouldn't even notice a nose at that level.
The fact that it's noticeable means pretty extreme improvement.
Skin tightening up significantly yet? Or did you get surgery?
>>35280764
I might try this mix on my wife.
Last time I plugged her chocolate starfish I came so hard I went cross-eyed.
I bought some Corning top filter to make my own gear. Problem is the 0.2um Cellulose Acetate Membrane is exprired since like 2014. I got a refund from the seller but can i still use these to filter my gear? Do the filters go bad or will the filtration be affected
>>35280754
I'm a kiwi
IIRC he is an aussy but I could be wrong
>>35280777
We have a lot of Polynesians and Asians
>>35280761
Wat? How?
tfw can't even convince gf to let me put a finger in the butt
Side bitch wants me to dominate her and ass rape her tho
>>35280764
No they make cereal you fuck
Best cereal ever
You silly murricans
>>35280754
What the fuck?
Since when have I ever said anything that would make you think I'm one of those sheep shagging fucks???
>>35280777
Perhaps you didn't hear that we stopped the boats?
As well as having the most racist government ever that makes trump look like the kind of guy your average Mexican family would love to share an apartment with,
We are only letting in what.... 25,000 Syrian refugees
>>35280764
>bud and Xanax
thats a rape charge waiting to happen
>>35280784
It's been too long since I felt that feel, I should have a stoned sex marathon again sometime.
>>35280795
>>35280797
That's 25000 niggers I don't need in my life
>>35280761
>>35280764
dead serious, it's like 90% mental
if they can't get out of their own head and stop freaking out long enough to relax and enjoy it, something extra needs to be involved to help them relax
weed, xannies, booze, w/e
although I stuck my tongue up an 18 year old's ass last winter and once she got over the fact that it happened, she started down the path that ended with vocally enjoying me sticking my dick up her butt as hard as I physically could
bitch didn't walk right for a week
>>35280810
>Niggers
I have honestly never seen on in my life
>>35280810
They'll put them all in the remote areas anyway
You'll never see them
It's the god damned Asians that I'm worried about
They're fucking everywhere and they act like Australia is fucking China or some shit
>>35280812
>although I stuck my tongue up an 18 year old's ass last winter
:|
>>35280797
It's all mental man.
Given, my wife is fuckin tiny and I've got 8 inches, but still.
>>35280801
That sounds amazing. I'd pre-order pizza for halfway through. By the time it'd show up, I'd have forgotten about it, and it'd be like mana from heaven.
>>35280812
When I lick my gf's ass she'll grind into my face forcing my toungue into her hole.
But God forbid I slide a thumb in while fucking her from behind its like the end of the world.
She super against drugs too so I'm gonna have to be very sneaky when I try to rape her asshole.
>>35280835
Yeah I'm never even going to be able to try with the missus
She always says some shit about how the ass isn't for stuff to go inside
Yet accepts that most women love getting dicked in both holes at once?
The fuck bitch
>>35280844
Xanax in her dinner breh
>>35280810
>25000
My country has let in a total of 750 refugees. That's all we let in annually
>>35280831
>they act like Australia is fucking China or some shit
I know that feel
>>35280801
Weed fueled all day sex is fuckin godly.
>tfw wk10 of cycle and doc marks you as obese.
>>35280777
Ooh savage! Trips don't lie... Straya is shit.
Anyone remember French toast crunch?
>>35280784
Go for it champ
>>35280798
It can't be rape if I'm incapable of giving sober consent. That's how it works right?
>>35280812
Sounds awesome. I haven't licked a butthole because I'm paranoid of poo in my mouth.
>>35280850
Drug her ass.
Seriously.
>>35280850
I'm a pussy I love her too much to drug her but I'd still ravage her anus given the chance
>>35280864
>Biggest blast I put a kid on was 1g Test/50 Drol but I sold him the Test for $40. He fucking exploded.
How long was he on that? It sounds unreal.
>>35280863
If there's poop you can always see it.
Just do it after she showers brah.
>>35280876
Yea you got a progress pic of him?
>>35280854
Kek huge swaths of Australia are being sold off to Chinese companies and nobody is even talking about it
I am honest to god starting to prepare myself for the possibility of having to fight a racial war in my country when the chinks come pouring in and start trying to wipe out white people
>not afraid of blacks
>not afraid of Mexicans
>not afraid of whites
Not afraid of any race.... Except asians. Because they literally commit genocide when they can
>>35280871
Might get her drunk on that wine she loves then pop a relaxant of some sort in to her
>>35280873
Eh mine loves being dominated and treated like a little fuck toy
There's just limits
How do you guys do glute shots, lying or standing?
>>35280896
>when the chinks come pouring in and start trying to wipe out white people
There are 300,000 "Canadians" in Hong Kong alone, shit is going to get real when the PRC starts to crumble.
>skin depression at injection sites
Has anybody had this?
I've injected MGF twice into my glutes and there's a shallow depression about an inch in diameter where I've injected.
How long does it take to go away?
>>35280629
I had some frosted wheats instead of my normal oatmeal for breakfast. Shit was amazing, but maybe it's because I've been eating oatmeal everyday for 3yrs now.
>>35280909
I'm just thankful that Australian military invented fucking guerrilla warfare
We will be about the only nation they simply won't be able to steamroll thanks to massive land mass and a military that can slip away in to the bush and repeatedly attack from out of fucking nowhere.
It'll be like the Taliban vs nato but smarter and more brutal than ever
>>35280896
Do it man.
I always finger my wife's ass after she drinks.
>>35280897
Shit. This minor league baseball player is at my gym and he's pretty joocy. I didn't know baseball had srs gear culture like that.
>>35280921
This is how head dents start
>>35280933
>head dents
Not looking for head gains, senpai.
>>35280927
>Australian military invented fucking guerrilla warfare
>This is what ausies really believe
>>35280952
pls tell me what you know about the Tamil Tigers and the Taliban
Then take a few minutes to google sasr
Also gallipoli
All you need to know about guerrilla warfare
>insert what the fuck did you fucking say about me
>>35280929
I'll report back with results once I eventually give it a shot kek
>>35280927
It's gorilla learn to spell
fucking Southern Hemisphere pleb
>>35280495
>tfw finally found perfect ai dose
Thank u natty Jesus for these glorious diamond cutter erections
>>35280970
Gorilla warfare was invented by the Austrialian colony prisoner and perfected by the inner city Chicago urbanite.
GO-RI-LLA
>>35280970
I laughed. Thank you anon
>>35280970
Lol no it isnt
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guerrilla_warfare
>>35280898
easier laying down
>>35280927
>>35280968
>Australian military invented fucking guerrilla warfare
>We will be about the only nation they simply won't be able to steamroll thanks to massive land mass and a military that can slip away in to the bush and repeatedly attack from out of fucking nowhere.
>only nation
really
I don't want to go on a huge sperg-off about military shit but so help me god...
>>35280996
I'm an aussie and I think he's being more retarded than usual.
The Australian outback is fucking terrible terrain for staging a guerrilla war from.
>>35280781
skin seems to be tightening a little, I doubt full recovery is possible, especially if my natural GH production really is near zero (had it tested before).
Actually, somewhat content with how much my skin has tightened.
>>35280994
I'm not retarded i know you edited the wikipedia
>>35281003
That is, I expected to stay much worse.
>>35281003
Why is your gh so low?
>>35281006
And I edited all of the results and articles on Google
https://www.google.co.nz/search?q=Guerrilla_warfare&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=hk5yVoGcKMi_mAXJ9YCwCg
You are a mong
>>35280992
Its not gorilla it's guerrilla
The honey texted me just now. Asking about me screenshotting a snapchat of hers (I wanted it to prove that I got with this chick to my cheerleader friends kek)
I didn't reply and a few minutes later she sends a pic that goes
Donald Trump
Donal Trum
Dona Tr
Don T
Don't talk to me
I sent this pic and I'm not gonna text her back til the morning I think
I do not like these feels
>>35280968
Sun Tzu talked about guerilla warfare as far back as 600 bc.
The American Revolution was the first time it saw widespread usage combined with fire arms.
Australia showed up about 2,500 years to late to the party to have any claim on inventing guerrilla warfare.
But you still got Vegemite going for you.
>fuck with girl
>don't really want anything else with her
>suddenly feel like talking to more girls
what is wrong with me?
>>35281002
Yep aussy wouldn't be the best place for Guerrilla warfare
>>35280992
Many militia's would pound their chests with savage war cries to terrify their victims
Hence the name gorilla
>>35280996
Swear to god if you try to say America invented it
>murricans the only country not to credit the SASR with perfecting guerrilla warfare
>Gallipoli, Turkish soldiers are afraid to sleep in the front lines because Australian soldiers sneak in to their trenches with only bayonets and stab them in their sleep
The repeated hit and run tactics took a massive toll on unit morale
>Kokoda, first recorded fighting withdrawal in history
Australian reservist troops were able to for the first time during the early, bring the Japanese imperial forces to a halt
>Tamil Tigers, were taught a form of hit and run warfare designed for small forces to take on much larger more organised militarises invading their homelands
These tactics would later become knob as guerrilla warfare
The same Tamil terrorists then taught Taliban warriors these tactics to aid their struggle against occupying Russian forces
I know my war history nigga
It's literally all I did in high school
>>35281021
Just admit when you're wrong m8
>>35281023
Is this gym bathroom girl?
Show us convo
>>35281017
I have no idea, I had it tested at 0.2ng/dL, normal range is 0.0-17.4 or something, the high range being teenagers. Had it tested at 26, on probably a gram of gear, in the off time between massive serial cycles of DNP and probably still diabetic from being so goddamn fat all those years.
>>35281034
Africans invented gorilla warfare. They would bribe gorillas with bananas to rape other tribes. This was the common method of warfare until the banana famine of the 1400s. During this time the gorillas attacked everyone and for a very short period ruled Africa. This inspired the movie planet of the apes.
>>35281002
Actually it's great for guerrilla warfare
We are perfectly set up to fight a guerrilla war
Long as fuck highways across impassable terrain
Blow up a few bridges and train tracks and you stop enemy advances instantly
It's impossible to guard every single town and city effectively
This is the shit I literally trained for bruh
>>35281031
Fuck dat ass
Yes but SASR were the first to create a "doctrine" as it were
A manual of how to conduct this hit and run warfare
For modern times anyway
Shut before that everyone was walking across open fields at each other between holes in the ground
>>35281034
wrong... mel gibson invented gorilla warfare in the patriot
>>35281057
Can we please expand upon gorilla warfare more?
I feel like this could really
Go somewhere
How are gorillas used in modern combat though?
>>35281047
What are you weighing now?
You still pinning or doing any other recs?
>>35281002
the overwhelming american attitude towards the idea of someone even attempting to land forces on our soil, much less actually invade boils down to one simple idea
"I wish a nigger would."
>>35281023
fucked up by not using third-party to save snaps
>>35281034
and now think about how we took all of those lessons from every war since ww2, built a force specifically designed for guerilla warfare, and have not stopped pouring endless buckets of money into ensuring our green berets are exactly the kind of unholy nightmare fuel that is the culmination of every lesson ever learned on that kind of fighting
>>35281071
>Guerrilla warfare
>>35281057
I lol'd. I wish I taught history, so I could teach this to kids.
>>35281040
She got kicked off the weights/machine floor of a different gym we went to today cause she only has Nike slides and no actual shoes kek. Told her I wasn't leaving til I finished my squats and shoulders
>>35281076
Used to have one of those apps, don't know which one it is after I got a new phone and don't really wanna buy a new app
>>35281094
She has since sent 2 more anti-trump pics
>>35281075
280 or so.
I'm on 500mg or so of test, adjusting dose down from a gram. No recs in too many months, way too many months, shit sucks, a guy's gotta at least roll once a quarter, god damn.
>>35281076
You think green berets are the best?
Brick please
We both know the entire world looks to the SASR as the BEST special forces unit in the world
I have personally met the man who was confirmed as being the first nato boots on the ground in Iraq
These guys are not to be fucked with
>>35281102
Is being anti trump a problem?
Most of the news I see of trump is anti trump
>>35281094
>>35281102
Why is politics even coming in to your decision making?
We all know women can't think I'm their own lel
>>35281071
Africans want to use gorilla warfare but PETA won't allow it.
>>35281084
If I ever have a kid I'm gonna troll the shit out of him. I'll be looking forward to the day when I get a note from his history teacher saying "we need to talk".
>>35281111
I wouldn't say the entire world
I know our nzsas think they are as good if not better than the sasr. But then we are ANZACS and always think we are better than each other
>>35281112
The anti-trump is only anti-trump for people who are anti-trump. Trump can do no wrong in trump supporters eyes.
>>35281112
>>35281120
It doesn't bother me who she wants to win. I just don't like the feels going on right now with this honey
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>>35281134
This is true
>>35281130
>sir
>why does your son think the American civil war was a large group of angry men in top hats yelling "I SAY!" At each other?
No idea, that sounds absurd
>>35281133
That's kind of cute actually
SAS are the big daddy
SASR is the prodigal son who did it all better and harder
They get called in to nearly every NATO conflict before any other special forces from any other country
>>35281111
ok, we've got two tier one units to your one
both are not only larger, but also better funded
then we've got a fucking constellation of jsoc units to add to that, sf/ranger/marsoc/seals/sts/isa/etc
holy shit why am I still feeding into this retarded dickwaving contest
>>35281162
>holy shit why am I still feeding into this retarded dickwaving contest
because EVERYTHING military is dick waving
I caught you brick
Caught you in my dick trap
:^)
Srsly tho
How many dicks did you see? Real AND drawn. A LOT
>>35281171
drawn, I honestly don't know if I can count that high
in fleshy living color, prob a couple hundred
fucking infantry and engineers, jesus fucking christ bunch of dirty motherfuckers that can't resist the overwhelming urge to stick their dicks in every disgusting hole that bleats or moos at them convincingly
>>35281145
Our public sways our politicians too much. Its a good and a bad thing. But it means we are never anywhere in a fighting capacity.
We have this tough as nails bloke though
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willie_Apiata
ordering my 3rd cycle today! Only done test so far, so gonna run test 500 again but do 4 weeks kicker of Drol @ 50. Pretty hyped.
question though and the answer seems obvious but i can't find anything on it so figured i'd ask here. I only see people either kicking off or ending a cycle with orals (if its low weeks). Since I'm doing 4 weeks of it, and a 12 week cycle, could I just do the first 4 AND last 4 with drol? My guess is that liver enzymes would be elevated from the kicker so that's the reason why it's a bad idea but i'd rather just use it all up
>>35281210
Drol is mild on the liver
>>35281196
And this photo always goes around about the 10 firefight. Makes me feel a little proud to be honest
>>35281216
so would a 4 week distance be enough to run it another 4 weeks?
>>35281225
how often do you see milfaggots on the juice?
Brehs this was my HS crush from my freshman year
Now she's a fucking ms. Piggy looking bitch
I have estro feels I know it. I feel like a moody bitch
God damn estro on only 500 test with AI even
It's okay tho cause I got mired by one of my lady friend's bf. He's pretty big too so it felt good. Also I heard through the grapevine that the manager at my gym (AKA the biggest hater I know) complimented my physique the other day.
Mixed feels here
>>35281245
I personally have no idea. I don't think the elite troops are on anything. 4 or so got dishonourably discharged because they took some drug while off base in their spare time.
Something about needing to know the head space troops are in and needing to rely on them or some shit.
New Zealand is very strict with a lot of things
>>35281060
>We are perfectly set up to fight a guerrilla war
Except for, you know, a well armed populace
>Behind evely brade of glass
>>35281265
agh, i'll just wait once i'm out
>>35281269
We just don't have automatic rifles or handguns. Guns are more common than you or the media would let you think especially in rural areas. Every man and his son have a shotgun and a rifle.
Ever read tomorrow when the war began?
>say hi
>girl barely replies and uses very few words
when do you usually give up with girls?
>>35281275
Some US army guys said being on gear is pretty common
The few NZ army and navy guys I know are pretty DYEL
I guess asking someone in the base you will be at would be a good idea. I don't know how you would go about asking that though
>>35281293
About there. I move on to the next one but still probe back every now and then to the ones I give up on just in case it was an off day or something
>>35281290
kek
Don't you mean semi-auto?
or handguns... right? or pump action shotguns, right?
>>35281312
usually when a girl likes you she will at least reply in a good way even if she is having the worst day ever.
At least that's what most people say.
>>35281293
I've got a baseline for casually flirting with any chick I'm even mildly attracted to, if I get a good response then I can work with it
if not I'm not going to waste my time trying to convince some basic bitch to give me the time of day, more fish in the sea etc
>>35281312
us army it's a lot more common than you might expect
>>35281334
Lmaooooo
>>35281334
>buttblasted women
oh my god I love those
>>35281334
>fox and the grapes
You can salvage this.
>>35281334
>>35281318
Yea but you never know her dog might have died or something. I like to give a bit of benefit of the doubt because it makes me feel a bit better. (It means that I'm not the problem she is)
>>35281322
This. Feel the waters a bit learn your depth so to speak. For each girl not into you there is one that is
>>35281322
uh so should I give up on this girl? I'm middly attracted to her and I'm already dating/fucking other.
Seems like a waste of time spend hours and days trying to convince someone.
>>35281138
>>35281315
>Vietnam isn't even on that list and they fucked up the US pretty good with some solid guerrilla warfare
For starters you need to come to us to invade us. Our population is spread out enough that we will have time to prepare. Something something inhospitable environment something something unprepared something
I'm not sure if I feel more aggresive or that I just don't care about stuff.
Are roids releasing the evil within?
>>35281349
it's really easy when you're naturally on playful banter to slip into flirting, at this point it's like an automatic reflex
>>35281353
and you could have spent all that time not trying to convince a chick of your worth as a guy when there's already how many chicks that are potentially already past that step?
>>35281375
the placebo is strong with this one
unless it's tren, then possibly
>be rude with girl
>give her the excuse to make a huge post on facebook talking about how bad guys are
How do i contain myself?
>>35281418
Say "women" condescendingly
>>35281194
Pretty much any arms corp tends to be filthy as fuck
>>35281196
That's because extreme left wing fucks think everyone everyone says nice words and hugs each other enough the bad men will stop being bad men
>>35281261
I can see her fat genetics in the first pic
>>35281334
haha what da fuq
I wanna see your profile now
>>35281312
Yeah I'm terrified to the thought of asking that and then ill be a target once suspicion arises that I'm on it and so on.
>>35281642
That shit is hilarious
>basically looking at a doctor
How the fuck could anyone call this
"the reason women have zero faith in men?"
The fuck she think this is? A fucking dating service?
She's on tinder dammit
w2c legit ralox without having to wait weeks? i wanna knock out some minor legit gyno I have
usa
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>>35281642
seems charming in a way, she just had bad taste anon.
>>35281682
Ceretropic for domestic, but whos know how long it will take to get to your door this time of year ya know
>>35281642
Are straight profiles as dumb as this? Lol I'm glad I'm gay
>>35281642
So much subtle trolling in one profile kek
>>35281699
baka if you want to date fucking date people, don't use a damn hook up app lel
So many people are pathetic
>>35281682
takky is sposed to have awesome ship times, lifepharma on sst I think
>>35281699
thanks. knew of cere just needed fraud approval.
>>35281716
i would normally do takky but considering its international + holiday thats a recipe for a 25 day waif
>>35281742
This is not even hilarious, serious question. What do you find attractive about females? They are just emptiness, just a shell.
>>35281808
I find their moist soft vaginas and their nurturing boobs very attractive
>>35281808
honestly If it wasn't for sex there no fucking way Id put up w woman
pic related how to piss a woman off 101
>>35281808
They are awful. Even the good ones are pretty bad
But pussy feels great and I want to have strong healthy children so I gotta get a hot woman
>>35281859
Whoops
>>35281867
>watcha doing
lel she must not be that attractive
>>35281862
I laughed
>>35281867
I laughed a fuckload
>>35281867
I legitimately laughed aloud, thank you for that
Just got confirmed I am bi polar. Time to renew my interest in amphetamines and give tren a try.
I look forward to everything that happens.
>>35281808
>>35281859
>>35281862
sometimes I forget that there are people with fundamentally broken perceptions and a startlingly complete lack of anything resembling an idea of how real, honest relationships work
then I'm reminded by people like you
>>35281915
I'm a child of divorce
>>35281915
kek I should absolutely send this pic to the bestie
She would fucking flip cuz she knows she has absolutely nothing in common with her "amazing" bf
I should probably tell her that the only reason she constantly reinforces that she is madly in love with him because she had no daddy after she was 8 and feels the constant need to please men and fill the hole he left behind.
Seriously text book lel
>>35281915
someone's gotta be
I need your advice fraud. Me beeing a recovering fatass decided to cut on 300mg/week test prop, eating at about 500kcal deficit, gained 5kg over first 3 weeks. Gut remained roughly the same, muffin top got smaller, arms are bigger, gained 5kg on 5rm bench. Frauds at the gym are telling me its water retention and I should not worry about that. Whats your experience with cutting on test? Should I drop carbs or just keep things as is? I don't want to get shredded, I just want to be like Lascek bodyfat.
>>35281915
For a trip fag your a pretty cool cat brick
>>35281935
join the club
you either learn from the lessons that are shoved in your face or you just end up a failure of a life that is doomed to repeat the same fucking mistakes as your parents
>>35281945
it's almost unfair how easy it is to fuck with chicks that have those kinds of raging, all-consuming daddy issues
>>35282012
>5kg first 3 weeks
water and glycogen retention
250mg test e, 250-400mg dnp, 20mg yohimbine hcl + 1hr fasted liss first thing in the morning, eph + caffeine after breaking the fast, 500-1k deficit
shazam, lose weight like nazis staring at the ark of the covenant
>>35282039
The thing is I can't get dnp and yohimbine where I live, and I just need to drop like 5-7kg of fat over 2 months time.
>>35281867
Lmao
me am on cycle and me am sick and cannot workout, do me abandon cycle? yes or no plz
>>35282092
Is it your first cycle? How long have you been cycling?
>>35282039
Probably the reason I am her "best friend" aka we fuck every time she gets drunk because somehow I fill that gap in her life lel
Guess it helps to know what to say and do to make them think you're perfect
>>35282075
where the fuck do you live that you can't get either of those
like 95% of the first world can have that shit on your doorstep in like a week, two max
well even without either of them if you can still get eph and caffeine for the appetite suppression then just do the deficit and cardio and watch your diet
>>35282092
drop to cruise dose until you aren't sick
also consider that you may have permanent brain damage to the language centers of your brain, judging by your post
>>35282112
3rd world europoor, postal worker fuckers go thought my mail, my friend had to go through police when he ordered snus throught mail.
>>35282108
>>35282112
You guys he said yes or no, he's never going to be able to read all those words.
>>35282110
>we fuck every time she gets drunk because somehow I fill that gap in her life lel
Cheeky cunt mate
>>35282156
It's just this year it hasn't happened because I tried to get all supportive and moral and not let her cheat or me cheat on my gf
Fuck that tho
Cheating is a made up thing by weak men who don't want to lose their girls to a better dude
>>35281915
I h-have a heart too
>>35282108
me am second cycle
>>35282112
me do really like your gif, me am 500 mg test e per week, what dose is cruise at
>>35282202
Do you sniff glue or drink turps?
Anyone got any TV show recommendations? Preferably a comedy but I will watch anything good
Who here has experience with IGF 1 or IGF 1lr3?
How did you find it?
>>35282222
if I wanted comedy I'd just ask what your one-rep maxes are
>>35282222
Nice quads
>>35282222
trailer park boys
>>35282192
So did you?
>>35282231
rekt
>>35282231
Nice meme
>>35282245
Seen it
>>35282256
nathan for you
the expanse
workaholics
>>35282222
rick and morty
best thing since futurama
>>35282209
Im sometimes hit head with barbell doing over head press.
>>35282262
nathan for you is fucking genius.
>>35282265
I don't undestand the hype over this show. I like this kind of cartoons, I've watched most of shows of this kind and rick and morty is just average desu.
>>35282265
Yea it's great
>>35282262
Thanks I'll have a look at the first 2, seen workaholics
>>35282277
what the fuck are you literally retarded
go watch meeseeks and destroy right the fuck now and tell me that show is not incredible
>>35282287
I've watched all episodes and they seemed just ok, nothing incredible, I honestly don't see what all the fuss is about. I'll watch that episode again, maybe I'll change my oppinion.
anyone here used metformin?
just got a hold of 60x500mg
start with 250mg after a carb heavy meal, then go up to 500mg?
yay/nay?
>>35282192
>>35281867
Textbook example of why reformed geeks are more dangerous than chads.
Just did moderate dose of coke while on 500mg test E. Heart is thumping harder than usual but other than that, nothing much to report. What do we know about stims and gear apart from lol zyzz?
>>35282480
Don't worry, unless you're a worrier. haha.
I'm on the same shit. The trick is to relax, the heart beat is sped up from physical substances, but you can use your mental powers to slow it down!
Simply meditate, or if you refuse to, simply dim the lights, close your eyes, lie down, and think relaxing thoughts and throw on some relaxing music. But do not get horny and jerk off at the speed of lightning.
Running Tren A for 11 days, first time, cutting. Fucked up diet twice already. 'Refeeds'. Living at home with fat people, ducking crusty freshly baked bread everywhere every day. Fuck. This week has turned in to accidental 0.5lbs fat loss instead of target 1.5lbs. Technically, it should be anyway, but ducking Tren appears to be magic and destroyed those carbs.
I feel like a cheating scumbag guys. I don't deserve to be lean, I keep eating like chit.
I can't cope with this boring ass dieting grind. I really want to UD2.0, it's so easy to drop fat. Literally 3 days of low carbs and then eating everything and you still drop 1.5lbs a week. I've cracked one of my ribs and can't do the Sunday power workouts so I'm stuck with an upper/lower split using machines and iso movements for at least 4 weeks. Damnit.
How do you make normal dieting more fun? I get so bored eating the same stuff 7 days a week I can't help but break. Even 1lb a week is hard for me like this. I'm fat (~20%) so I can only do a small refeed once a week. Whew. I struggle with free meals because I have a tendency to go nuts when I introduce takeaway or restaurant food so they're off limits while dieting. This is why I'm fat btw. Calorie cycling/LG is lame, I'm never hungry on days I train and don't want to eat much. I can't RFL because big deficits kill me. I'm not DNP'ing because I need to address food control issues and will probably die of overheating from eating a loaf of bread.
Man, there is literally nothing to make this better.
>>35282561
I don't work out or do steroids but try reading starting strength by mark rippetoe. Youll probably find the answers you seek there. i don't know because I've never read it
>>35282610
Drinking gallons of milk is not going to help me bro
He thinks people that train for aesthetics are weird af. He did a podcast after going to the Arnold last year and wouldn't shut up about how the place was full of complete willy wofters and he couldn't stand being anywhere but the PL meet. I can't take his advice breh.
>>35282561
you sound like a whiny little bitch, if i am to be totally honest
dieting isn't supposed to be fun
and there's always IIFYM--which allows you to squeeze in foods that aren't typically considered "dieting" foods while still meeting your caloric goal for the day
this is easily achieved by logging every food into a calorie counter app.
also--can someone link me the sticky dhb wrote up? I just want to confirm the ralox dosing.
>>35282480
still with us breh? you'll be fine. If you were on a gram of tren and playing around with the coca, I'd be worried.
take some baby aspirin for good measure.
wake up fraud
i have no one to talk to
fraud
please
frauders
frauders
hello?
500 test
400 deca
700 tren
40 dbol
>>35282679
I'll talk 2 u but I know nothing about pinning
>>35282679
y r u sad m8
>>35282700
someone just told me to change it to this trip a while back, i cant even remember why i was sad desu
i took a lot of molly the last two weekends though and that caused some significant sad feels
muh serotonin
hows your life going? are you enjoying the lifting heavy weights lifestyle?
>>35282718
ah kek molly
I was in a trance-music night thing while trying to autistically feel out what the normie college kid lifestyle was, and this fat chick grabbed me by the waist and kissed me, promptly asking thereafter "Do you have molly" I just laughed and made my exit out the place
>tfw your first kiss was w/ a fat chick in some dive bar downtown
anyway
been slow-bulking and gradually increasing weights, looking2 hit goal by April of next year
would you like to share the significant sad feels?
>>35282746
Are you still into that retarded redpill shit.
>>35282746
Are you a lesbian? After seeing your nudes I thought you were pretty fuckable, do you scissor chicks a lot?
>>35282746
that's a pretty bizarre first kiss and experience in general. i imagine the autism didn't help you cope with being kissed by a fatso lesbo either to lose the kissing virginity
why she would just randomly ask if you had molly, i have no idea
perhaps you were looking super dealer-core without even realizing it
highly rec' doing molly atleast once in your life; it allows for an ease of connection with strangers that is otherwise unimaginable. also causes pretty sporadic and lulzy dancing for hours, but which feels great
>sad feels
the post molly sad feels are essentially like what I would imagine a period to feel like. just a real strong tendency to break into the feeling like you're almost about to cry. never actually did but fuck if I didn't get close. primarily revolving around reflecting on my experience with an ex--pretty basic bitch stuff. but man, I kinda loved the girl. wouldn't say we were in LOVE but reflecting on who she was as a person, and the fact that I don't see us ever re-connecting, makes me a sad frog
>>35282762
:'(
sometimes you wish you never knew the things you know
>>35282782
>and the fact that I don't see us ever re-connecting, makes me a sad frog
think that's the most gripping reality I've had to come about with too, but hey it's all part and parcel of life, you meet new people and you lose some
heh, I'm pretty good at just 'beeing' myself around strangers and am not afraid to do become a pengu1n of d00m XD rawr (lel), nah that chick had a hazy look to her eyes, she was definitely on something
>imagine pink streaks of hair and more accessories than needed attire, kinda like a rave chick, but not appealing and fat
I like to believe that we are all energy beings and someday we will all return to the source, everything that you experience in this current dimension is fleeting (i will shut up here)
>>35282769
o-oh, m-my n-n-n00des ( thank god the back up server went down and vanquished errything)
I'm str8 as an arrow 2 the knee
>>35282831
>I like to believe that we are all energy beings and someday we will all return to the source, everything that you experience in this current dimension is fleeting (i will shut up here)
thats a nice way to look it at it
i feel like we're all fundamentally cut off from eachother, stuck in our own heads, and good drugs lets us pretend like we aren't
hence why when they fade it's back to that old familiar awkwardness, once again
it still rubs off a tad when you see the people you were so freely loving on in that headstate when you see them again in that tedious sobriety
and >hazy eyes
molly blows up the pupils and gives you a really excited look
>>35282831
Sparrow teach me how to be happy.
>>35282906
I like the animu girl version of this picture better.
>>35282831
Sparrow can you stop being an attention seeking whore and get the fuck out of here?
>>35282866
Iktf sadpepelad, I account it to social etiquette and dependent on which kind of culture and society you are in the present moment.
always feeling much more free to banter and make causal remarks when I'm at my gran's in the countryside than the ciddy.
yah the chiquita was probably high on some dosh before requesting for molly, bar's located right smack in the middle between 3 unis that like to party.
tried to assimilate in sophomore year but realized I didn't like it at all.
where were you when you were experiencing your post-molly bliss
>>35282906
>Sparrow teach me how to be happy.
don't chase happiness
chase for inner-peace and happiness will follow suit
4 real my nihilistic brother
>>35282917
jus tokkin 2 a frend lad
>>35282866
b well brah catch u on the flipsyde
peace peace homey ayy west side besss side
>>35282945
I don't chase anything anymore. The few things I try to convince myself to care about are beyond my skills and knowledge. I was wrong to ask for you to teach me how to be happy, the better question is how do I find a purpose? Meth and deads can't last me forever.
>>35282955
weirdo
but yeah catch ya later bb, i need sleeps anyways
>>35282971
not a teacher i cannot teach in these metaphysical equations of things as I'm still exploring these avenues of thoughts myself
I'm flittering between a nihilistic and a naturalistic approach to life, i just know that being surrounded with a lot of trees in the middle of nowhere makes me feel very alive so I do a lot of that, and also the grind when you're pushing yourself out the hole in a squat
how do you find a purpose, I'm afraid I don't have the answer for you melonbrah, read lots, write down your thoughts and start by being comfortable alone
>>35282971
Career? My long term goal is too run my own company. My short term goal is chicas and education and chicas....and chicas
Im just about to finish my first 500mg/week test e cycle, i started 10weeks ago
I started taking finasteride at the exact same time that i started my cycle as i was already losing a lot of hair.
I havent noticed the finasteride to be working at all, every time i run my fingers through my hair, heaps of strands come out
Does the extra test stop the fin from working? Or does it take a while to kick in?
>>35283037
>every time i run my fingers through my hair, heaps of strands come out
is this what it's like to be losing your hair?
Faaaaark
>>35283037
I honestly don't believe fina does a damn thing. If you're going to lose your hair, roids will bring you there fast.
>>35283048
I'm kind of confused on the issue. I always lose a lot of hair while shampooing when my hair gets long, and in recent months it's been much longer than it has been for years. But I'm constantly afraid of my hairline thinning out. I guess I should cut my hair short so that at worst I'll have a hairline that negroes would mock.
So what do you guys eat on bulk cycles anyway? My food for the day so far
Morning:
- extremely oily fried green onion crepe
- two eggs over easy
- a little bit of cream cheese
- a cup of whole milk with a scoop of whey
midday
- two cups of whole milk with two scoops of whey
dinner
- a reasonably sized portion of rice and braised chicken with fried tofu skin, bamboo shoots, and a braised egg
- a large portion of rice with a couple scoops of braised pork, kind of underwhelmingly small but what do you expect for about $1.35
- 600cc of kumquat and plum juice with a medium amount of sugar (less sweet than your average soda pop)
contemplating this donut on my desk and maybe a bowl of potstickers at some point before bed
>>35283023
No career in mind, I made enough money off bitcoins by sheer retard luck that i'm set for life if I am somewhat frugal. Zero interest in chicas, I like learning and expanding my knowledge but it seems fairly vain and narcissistic when there is no end goal or really point to it.
>>35283014
reading what I write is like reading the diary of a schizophrenic. I fear the day I die solely because I know someone is going to look at my pc at all the shit I wrote.
I'd settle for knowing how to grow my lats instead of my godly serratus for now.
>Tfw almost no decent domestic EU sources
>Tfw they're literally almost all UK
>Tfw EU DOESNT FUCKING JUICE
Brehs my life sucks
