>be mr virgin
>get back to fitness after a month long break
>step inside a new gym
>see couples working out and chatting , laughing
>life flashes in front of me
>realise that I'm a lonely 18 year old virgin
>get enraged and develop a new power
Now every time I see a couple anywhere I get mad and gym gym extra hard. Fucking Normie's
>18
>virgin
You are the normie.
>>35275117
>life flashes in front of me
>18
>>35275117
I lost my virginity at 18 at a halloween party.
Either stop being a whiny faggot and change your state or accept your forever cucked nature.
>>35275117
>18
Come talk to me in 5 years.
>>35275146
I don't even go out much. I spend most of my time at work or shopping
>>35275196
Halloween was like a month ago... Am I doomed ?
>>35275801
No, it gets exponentially easier in your 20's to fuck if you look decent and aren't autistic.
>>35275117
>be 18 yo virgin
>get gf
>break up with gf
>still virgin at 19
Fuck, she didn't want me no more but she wanted to fuck, that I'm sure.
>>35275117
imagine when you will be 32 like me
it will be exactly the same.
>>35275980
>Agreeing to let her be your GF BEFORE she puts out
See its this shit right here. This is where you idiots fuck up. Even non-sluts will fuck you if you do this. Bitches hate being told "no".
>>35276004
Or 36, just like me.
We wizards now.
