What does /fit/ wear to the gym
>tfw not even from America
>>35275075
tuck frump
Obviously better candidates
>>35275095
I don't even agree with his views, just that his troll character and the way he is handling his campaign is something likable
>>35275075
>winter edition
>>35275201
holy fuck why is this so funny?
>>35275075
I wear the same t-shirt when i go to my gay gym.
>at the gym
>wearing my Trump shirt
>in the middle of my 5pl8 squat, making gains to make America great again
>a group of Mexicans walks in
>they see my shirt
>proceed to jump on the bar while I'm in stump mode (at the bottom of my squat)
>I begin to panic when suddenly I see something appear above me
>a golden halo made of flowing hair surrounds his face
>it's Trump
>I yell "CANNOT BE STUMPED" and finish the squat
>Mexicans fly out of the window where immigration officials are waiting for them
>I use my gains to help build the wall after trump wins the election
>>35275201
This looks cozy as fuck
>>35275232
10/10
>>35275232
can't sump the trump.
>>35275232
coming to save the motherfucking day yeah
>>35275232
>at the gym
>wearing my Trump shirt
>in the middle of my 5pl8 squat
>tfw protein farts
>fuck the farts though, I need to finish my lift
>suddenly the gym is filled with feds
>cops beat the shit out of me and tell me to remain calm
>SWAT team spreads my anus for the bomb defusal squad
>Trump comes in
>"Sorry, fellow marshmallow skin. We heard an explosion over the billyuns and billyuns of bugs in the room. Everything seems to be in order though, so get back to it I guess."
>gym empties
>tfw cop sat on my neck and paralyzed me from the neck down
>look over
>some fucking cuck in a Rand shirt is benching 6pl8
>he racks the weight and flexes, ripping the shirt
>his free muscles glisten in the light, blinding the billyuns and billyuns of cameras in the room
>thinks he's hot shit because he's free
What a fucking faggot, right?
u mirin?
>>35275232
>at the gym
>protesting gyms because they are fat shaming while wearing my Bernie sanders shirt
>guy walks into gym wearing trump shirt
>comment how hes a racist white cishet for wearing that shirt
>he scoffs and ignores me
>triggered.JPEG
>black and Mexican guy comes up
>oh yeah now he's gonna get it
>turns out they're vets and support trump
>start highfiving each other
>suprrmegatriggered.JPEG
>I start screaming at them telling they're racist and evil Cis males
>black and Mexican guys are actually gay
>super confused
>over9000supermegaoverloadtriggered.JPEG
>shit floor in confusion
>get kicked out
>Go home and make up a story about how I yelled at a guy for wearing a trump shirt and how everyone clapped on tumblr
