I need to get abs.
This straight up 9/10 chick said she'd fuck me if I had abs, how do I get them fast? I am 5'11" and weigh about 150 lb. Help a guy get laid
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>>35270256
You have abs. Take a knife and cut into your torso to reveal them to her.
>>35270256
>random 9/10 chick goes up to fatto
>"hey ill fuck u if you have abs"
>"y-you- too"
ITT: things that didn't happen
>>35270262
What's an effective method of doing this without fatally harming myself
>>35270256
Kill yourself my man. 2016 is almost here and we're still on the "make my self the perfect image for her" bandwagon. You niggers need your balls back.
>get hooked on meth
>cut like crazy
>9/10 still wont fuck you coz now you have no teeth
>>35270256
>but if I had abs, I wouldn't fuck YOU
lost opportunity, op.
>>35270276
Not random. Girl I know. Pretty close to, straight up said that if a guy doesn't have abs (presumably the visible type, without cutitng yourself open) she just doesn't find them attractive. She said that it's the only reason she would fuck me.
I'm not looking for too much here I just want to get some shitty abs quick so I can get some pussy. Best I've ever been with is a 6/10.
>cut
>cut some more
>keep cutting
There you go OP
>>35270256
Seriously? She will just find another excuse.
And you don't get 'abs' overnight, you stupid cUck
>if I bust my ass for months this slut will reward me with 30 minutes of sex, what an awesome deal! It's not like she gives it away for free every day right guys?
I wish men could be men and weren't forcefed cuck shit from birth.
>>35270256
overdose on DNP
>>35270278
Get a kaishakunin.
>>35270332
Let's be real, more like 10-15 minutes if i pregame. I just want my shot at some fine pussy.
>>35270313
You're the friendzoned bitch to a massive whore, this is awesome OP.
>the only reason she'd fuck me is if I had abs
You want to stick your dick in a girl who fucks any dude with abs?
Brilliant m8, lets see a pic of her.
>>35270256
>5'11" and weigh about 150 lb.
>>35270362
Is that really that bad? I can start eating more just figured I was in a good place.
>>35270345
Why not just get a sexy escort now and work on getting abs to be sexier to all women?
>working on getting a healthy bodyfat for the sole reason of some diseased skank who said she'd spend 15 minutes on her back if you worked your ass off for months
This is fucking weird m8
>>35270376
post pic
>>35270313
>op goes through all this trouble to get abs
>summer arrives and he sees his opportunity to harvest the fruits of his labor
>approaches oneitis and lifts his shirt
>"m'lady, I believe you you promised me a round in the sack for acquiring a glorious 6 pack"
>she looks at you in disgust but manages to let out the words "don't be a creep, I really like you as a friend, and honestly I don't think your my type"
>op devastated and heart broken asks her what her type is
>she humors him and says "Dolphins"
>op goes home and makes a thread on /an/ and asks what's the best way to become a dolphin because becoming a dolphin is the only way a 9-10 slut will fuck him
Just give up brah, putting the pussy on the pedestal is the most beta thing you can do
>>35270256
eat at a caloric deficit
do this until you eventually get abs
more info in the sticky
>>35270362
>5'11" 150lbs
OH SHIT I didn't read that. How the fuck do you not have abs now OP? You must be some kinda next level skinnyfat.
Stop eating carbs.
Cut hard.
>>35270376
you're underweight. there's little to that, as there's to you.
AND you don't even have abs.
starving yourself now wouldn't give any results. bulk up to, idk, 200 lbs, then cut down until abs.
>>35270313
Lmao, enjoying getting shot down when you show up after months of work.
>"Hey, I-I got abs now"
>"What?"
>"Remember you said you were gonna fuck me when I had abs?"
>"I said that?"
>"Y-yes, I have abs now, so..."
>"Haha anon you're so funny, I was only joking"
>"me too"
>>35270411
>>35270403
Pretty sure I'm not actually underweight, 140-160 range is typical for 5'11"
and Yeah realistically I have a bit of a belly (not visible with shirt on), so i guess i'm pretty fucking skinnyfat
>>35270256
Girls get turned off by this kinda shit dude. It's like a test and you failed, you servant.
How do I cut without losing muscle? I'm down to 24% BF still no abs. Need to drop to 10% probably but I'm afraid to lose muscle in the process.
>>35270256
>5'11"
>150lb
Going to need a picture brah, surprised you don't have abs already
send her this pic to prove your manliness
>>35270425
eat clen and tren hard
>>35270428
kek
>>35270256
>tfw have abs unflexed
It's a good feeling anyone else know it
>>35270426
alright took some, ill upload them somewhere else
>6ft 183 lbs 13% bf
>159lbm with 24lbs of fat
>12 lbs of that fat is on on my mid section
Is it an appropriate time to killed myself?
its my first time visiting /fit/
how accurate is this picture
a girl in HS said she'd fuck me if I had abs too. it's been 10 years now and I think I know where she works. should I go for it fellas?
>>35270256
Eat less, master the fucking L-sit. That's all you need to do if you want a visible perfect core
>>35270467
No idea, but if you're in jersey hook it up with Michelle's fat friend.
>>35270426
>>35270451
http://imgur.com/a/oRqDV
alright, that's what i got on short notice.
>>35270481
do you even lift?
why are you here?
>>35270486
I started lifting a few days ago, I can only do like 50 lbs.
>>35270492
don't even think about abs now, it will be worthless and impossible.
just fucking lift and eat.
the right time to cut and get abs is AFTER your beginner phase, not before or during.
>>35270492
It's gonna take much longer than a few days to look good fampai
>>35270481
absolutely disgusting bro
>>35270492
man its gonna take a while but you can get abs during next summer
just autistically keep an eye on your diet really.
>>35270497
Alright. I've read the sticky so I'm just doing my best to follow along with what that recommends.
>>35270501
Yeah I just wanted to be going down the right path long term.
>>35270481
I don't think you are 150, it looks more like 180ish with no signs of significant LBM . If you are indeed 150 ,get to a doctor ASAP and have your hormones checked. Lookin feminine as fuck
>>35270501
he won't lift if he's doing it for such shallow reasons and didn't even read the sticky
>>35270481
shaped like my 14 year old brother senpai
>>35270481
Can you imagine a nice set of abs in the middle of that pasty, flabby body, OP? You never see someone with a shit body but a nice set of abs, it's a package deal.
You need more than ab exercises to make that doughy lump look good.
>>35270350
I wanna see a picture of this cunt, too
>>35270332
>>35270520
not gunna lie, my scale is shit but i don't think it's THAT shit. I've had bloodwork done (specifically checking thyroids) and everything came back normal.
Anyone have more advice on dieting? Like anything else than whats on the sticky that I should look into? I have time to plan shit out right now because I'm inbetween classes.
>>35270423
>e-e-e-verything is a test, don't listen to the feeeemale
Found the virgin. Life is not a video game you autist.
>>35270350
She didn't say any dude. She simply said it's a prerequisite. Stop being assblasted that she has standards.
>>35270558
If she said she would fuck you if you had abs it's safe to assume she would fuck a Guinea pig if it had a low enough bf %
>>35270555
>assumptions the post
>>35270551
try to standardize your week. if you can control each meal, then dieting becomes easy.
use something like swole.me to plan your days.
it takes time, but if you fuck up and go half assed it will take even longer.
>>35270569
If I wanted humor I'd ask you to lift up your shirt
>>35270414
underated
>>35270558
post the picture of her cumstain
>>35270569
Not if he's her type otherwise.
>>35270608
Alright, appreciate the advice man.
>>35270613
>Implying you're not getting fuckin roasted
Your roastie sounds like a fuckin whore desu.
>>35270414
its just a prank bro
>This straight up 9/10 chick said she'd fuck me if I had abs
You do realise that this is a shit test and the moment she sees you attempting to 'get abs' she is going to lose all respect for you and never see you as a potential sexual partner.
That being said, get /fit/ for yourself.
>>35270631
>>35270414
Honestly my worst case scenario is that I get in shape and then we both just act like the conversation never happened. I'm not going to bring it up to her, if nothing happens nothing happens, but at least I can use it as a motivator for now.
>>35270643
>literally deciding to change your entire lifestyle just on the small possibility that a girl might let you fuck her
>hours upon hours of your life committed to something because of one offhand comment a girl made
Pussy is too strong and you are too weak.
>>35270680
>making a healthy change at the realization that if I was fit I could be attractive enough to get 9/10s left and right
all in how you look at it
>>35270643
i mean if it works for you its great but lets be real. Your main motivator should be self improvement for yourself and not for anyone else.
Fuck that slut. Many sluts will come once your fit bro. Keep that in mind.
>>35270690
>if I was fit I could be attractive enough to get 9/10s left and right
You don't ever come here, do you? This entire board disproves that theory.
>>35270708
You got me there. I only recently started frequenting this board.
>>35270680
>>35270693
>>35270708
Isn't that how most of us started, started training to attract girls but kept going because we actually enjoyed working out?
>>35270555
dumbass lmao comeoncomeon
>>35270481
D N P
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>>35270481
jesus dude, were you bedridden for the last 20 years and lived on a carb only diet?
>>35270920
not bedridden per-say, but I never really did much moving the past 20 years.
>>35270481
Your only hope is to get her drunk enough to not notice that you painted your abs on.
Jesus Christ, mate, you don't go from looking like that to having a six pack by some flip of a switch. if you were a skeleton, maybe you could get lucky and drop your bodyfat low enough to show off barely existent muscles, but right now, you're going to a lot of work and I doubt you'd even see that pussy any time in 2016.
>>35270432
What's an affordable clean diet? What can I eat lot of that won't affect my cut?
>>35270403
BMI around 21, pretty normal
>>35270998
green veggies
cut out carbs
>>35270545
>lol he said society does something bad to men! Now I can post le nerd hat me-me!
OP here, through all the diet stuff I've read I'm not really sure if I should be losing fat or gaining muscle? Any advice?
>>35271067
>>>/neckbeard/
>>35271072
you literally have 0 lean mass on you, do both at the same time
eat at a deficit and lift
>>35271097
Alright, thank you.
>>35271072
Read the sticky I don't know why you didn't it seriously has the answers to your questions.If you are serious about wanting to better yourself then do it.Or don't whatever.
>>35270735
lol wut
what a loser
>>35270256
>living your life according to what some random cunt wants
lol
grow up kid
>>35270443
Sure do
>>35270256
>5'11"
>>35271185
You suck m8
>>35270256
If you're 5'11 and have no abs then you have no hope
>>35271185
Nothing wrong with doing something he wants anyway to get something he wants more.
>>35270735
The people saying no to this are the ones who got fit or are in the process of getting fit and still can't get pussy.
>>35270791
>>35270811
>>35271178
It's a common trend i've seen in the past on /fit/.
>>35271354
if your motivation isnt yourself you will never make it
cause he will get a girl then get fat cause he just lost all his motivation.
>>35271413
>implying he doesn't want to keep the girl
>>35271426
>he thinks she will be loyal
young and naive, you'll learn soon enough
>>35270438
is he her fucking boyfriend???
jesus christ man...
>>35270256
>I need to get abs.This straight up 9/10 chick said she'd fuck me if I had abs, how do I get them fast? I am 5'11" and weigh about 150 lb. Help a guy get laid
>Working out for girls
You dun fucked up now anon. Work out for yourself and to be the best you can first. Working out for just girls only ends badly
>>35270622
people in the gym will help you out since you're skinnyfat. They see you as a project, only listen to the ones who do compounds and powerlifting, don't fall for the split, get strong
